>If I catch you even one more time playing video games after 8pm I am going to take away your keyboard!
>Stop playing this game. It downloads viruses
>if you dont get better grades, i will throw it in the trash
>you need to stop playing this game, it's taking up all the memory!
And that's when I first learned that making thousands of shitty cars on lego racers was a bad thing
>Dad takes gameboy as punishment for not cleaning my room
>forgets where he hid it
>we don't find it until years later, it was tucked behind the stereo system in the basement
For what it's worth, he felt bad enough about losing it to get me a GBA for my birthday a few months later.
>Anon, all your games are slowing down our Gateway Computer!
>OK Mom. I will uninstall them.
>Anon, the Gateway computer is much faster now. Thanks!
>mfw I just deleted the desktop shortcuts
My Mom is a tech-illiterate cunt
>You can only play for 2 hours a day
>>333852456
Change that to 1 hour and only able to play on fridays to sundays ;)
>Get me another beer or I'll beat the living shit out of you!
lol parents amirite xD
>>333852456
>you can play only 1 hour each day
>but if you spend time outside you get to play 1 extra hour for each hour spent outside
>>333852572
>tfw now you understand how right these parents are
>you had a fight with your brother?
>Ok no more games for the whole of this week
>>333852543
This was me
Except not on Fridays
never had to experience any of the posts in this thread
i had an older sister who was never home and a mom who by the time i was tween let me do what i wanted for the most part
>hear mum goes to work
>Get out of bed and go downstairs
>Turn on computer
>mum comes back into house
>Catches you on the computer early in the morning
>Router confiscated
>tfw best friend's mom hated buying games for him because she thought it was a waste of time that would lower his grades
>my mom spoiled me and bought me a new game whenever I got a good report card, so I got straight As and spent all my free time playing vidya
>that awkward moment whenever I went over to his house and he would bring me up in arguments with his mother to defend himself when she yelled about him playing too many video games
>>333851380
>you played too much video games ! watch some tv instead
what the fuck grandma
>>333851380
My mom would take the ethernet cable but I'd always have phone cables to replace it with.
>grounded with no computer
>playing CoD like my life depended on it
>hear mom coming
>turn off monitor
>pretend I'm reading the shit that's in front of me
>she checks on me and walks away
>lights are clearly blinking on the tower
>clearly audible whirring noises coming from the computer
>still never got caught this way
Funny thing is, she's an intelligent woman. But when it comes to technology she's surprisingly slow.
>>333851380
>let your sister be player one
>>333855072
>not giving her an unplugged controller
sorry you were retarded anon
>>333853695
Or she just didn't want to bother. She obviously got her point across if you were scared to be seen playing vidya. Give your mom some more credit, anon.
>stop playing if you get so mad
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH NFS UNDERGROUND FUCKING CHEATS
>>333855072
Player one? what about player 2?
>>333853695
This is like when anons think their mom didn't know they were masturbating
