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>the game expects you to know how to kill the first enemy
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>the game expects you to know how to kill the first enemy

How would you improve the original Super Mario game, /v/?
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make it SMW but without Yoshi
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>>333770549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRGRJRUWafY
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>>333770549
Except that it doesn't expect you to kill the enemy the first time. In fact, it expects you to die, and learn manually that you can jump to stomp the goonba.
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Include an instruction manual that explains most of the functions of the game.
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>>333770549
>Obvious troll is obvious

>>333770660
This guy knows what's what
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>>333770660
>the game expects you to introduce the cartridge in the system

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOZbvE01Fk&nohtml5=False

How Miyamoto never thought of that?
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>>333770891
They fucking did
http://www.poisonmushroom.org/2015/09/lets-read-the-original-super-mario-bros-manual/

I would know I lived during the time.
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WOW YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR BRAIN TO ACCOMPLISH A TASK IN A NES GAME
WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT
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>>333770549
how are you supposed to know it's an enemy?
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>>333771559
It looks pretty mad desu. Anger = bad, bad = enemy.
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>>333771559
It tells you in the instruction book.
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It should have had a 25 minute tutorial section where it explains all the details of movement and stuff. Also giving players a second chance per hit would be nice plus the boss sections should have let you build turrets and shields and stuff to make them more accessible. Some MMO elements wouldn't have gone amiss either so you could voicechat your friends if you were getting stuck.

This 'hard is good' meme really needs to die. Accessible games sell more copies. More copies sold = better game you nostalgia fags need to go back to your shitty NESses and die fifty times to the first enemy lol.
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>>333771812
Eh... I'm feeling generous. 5/10 and a (you)
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>>333771559
Because gamers are angry, and they want to kill things. All Miyamoto games are pretty violent desu.

>squash a goomba
>stab an octorok
>ram a racer out of the track
>genocide against monkeys
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>>333771812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbDLuDRgnkM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UwToHbkNNM
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>>333771812
>>333771812
kill yourself my man
nes games were fun because it was challenging
New games are boring because there Is no challenge in the game
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>>333771812
>giving players a second chance per hit would be nice
Mushroom

>boss sections should have let you build turrets
Fireflower

>you could voicechat your friends
Miiverse support

>Accessible games sell more copies.
New Super Mario series.

Ninty is already there fampai.
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you don't even need to kill the goomba, my mother who hasn't played super Mario brothers in years knew what to do against the goomba
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>>333770549

They should have based the game around emotional skill instead of mechanical skill. When you bump into the first Goomba who's pretty much unavoidable to all but obsessive gamers you should have a dialogue tree.

Also remove the bottomless pits since instant deaths aren't nice.
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>>333770549
How were you supposed to know you had to plug the new into your tv?

How were you supposed to know you have breath air to live?
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>>333772694
Add some blood to Mario everytime he stomps a goomba, so the player can feel the guilt of mindless killing.
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>>333771198
i swear these videos are like part of a grand jewish conspiracy to make us hate children or something
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Give him a jetpack and guns.

And make the game have cinematics with quick time events.
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>>333772694
Also, the fact that the main power up is a phallic symbol is very problematic, a vegan taco would be a better powerup since it resembles a vagina and vaginas have power and a voice, the option to play as a female or trans character would be nice too since roleplaying as a cis italian macho is hard for most gamers.
-Trent
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>>333771559
Because he gets in the way of your mission.
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>>333771198
The NES cart insertion method was so stupid. I'm kind of surprised the system was so successful with how often you have to re insert the carts (or if you know whats up, wiggling them after they are inserted). Then again the PS1, PS2 and 360 were all hugely successful despite having an insane failure rate.
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>>333773903
it was all part of an attempt to make it VHS-like

personally I wish nintendo came out with the AVS as they were originally planning to

i wonder if the prototype even works?
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>>333770660
I've been talking about this level for years to explain to people why game design is an art and stories are not what make games good, it's really cool to hear it from the man himself.
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>>333771812
0/10, but pic related just in case anyone was curious re: sales
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>>333771198

>hands her the controller

"i have an iphone case like this xD"

holy fuck
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>>333774098
>Source: wikipedia.org
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>>333771198

This makes me mad on so many levels...

>videogamecontraption.jpg
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>>333774098

That image must be atleast 10 years out of date.
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>>333771198
NES was based on the VCR design. It was very common for house holds to own them.
Plus consoles do come with manuals.
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>>333770549

Make Mario a black transexual
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>>333770549
Everyone in this thread is too fucking young to understand this game and needs to shut the fuck up because you're out of your fucking element.
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>>333774524
yeah I know, that's the only image that came up after a few seconds of googling that had super mario bros data on it
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>>333774098
>no Minecraft or GTA V
This is very old
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>>333774098
>Super Mario World: 20 million
>Super Mario 3: 18 million

SUPER MARIO 3 KEKS BTFO
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Points awarded on the basis of jump arcs in reference to how close to an edge you are upon starting and landing a jump.

End Of Stage grade ranking based on a ratio to points earned versus time spent.

More sections where launching Koopa shells has the potential to rack up the score multiplier. I can only recall two instances off the top of my head where you can build the score counter up into the 4000/8000s from a shell launch, only one of them is set long enough to get the ending 1UP, and in both instances, the enemies are laid out flatly on the ground. There has to be some way to make the entire mechanic more interesting and not so obvious when it can be used.

SMB1 is very well designed. All I could really think to do which I would consider as justifiable would be ways to make score mechanics more interesting and rewarding.
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>>333771559
It's a thing coming at you, and since you probably already pushed a button and found out you can jump, you're naturally gonna assume it's an obstacle. Especially in those days when there were no friendly NPCs or anything in games so everything was an obstacle or hazard.

Worst case scenario, the player runs into it and learns what happens when you touch the brown nutsacks and has to go back ten seconds to the start of the level.

With the Super Mushroom, it's specifically designed to bounce off a ledge so as to come towards you, in a spot you're unlikely to be able to dodge it since you can't backtrack. It's meant to be almost guaranteed to hit you so you'll see that it's an item and you want to get it because the little noise it made released sweet, sweet dopamine into your brain.

The entire concept of the game is demonstrated to you in these maybe 20 seconds of gameplay: jump over stuff, hit blocks, get items, keep moving right.
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>>333773175
cia meme jews are just part of the plan to get rid of religion


"The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the "agentur" of the "Illuminati" between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other. Meanwhile the other nations, once more divided on this issue will be constrained to fight to the point of complete physical, moral, spiritual and economical exhaustion…We shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time." 4
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>>333775362
Shut up, Terry Davis.
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>>333771198
>open embedded
>that fucking thumbnail
>those fucking hats

NOPE
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>>333775362
and people will still die to the first goomba, shaking my head to be honest
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>>333775362
>jews, who literally created the two most popular religions in the world, are now trying to get rid of them
Seems legit
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>>333776423
no cunt this means religion is gone fr9m the planet

When The Mason learns that the Key to the warrior on the block is the proper application of the dynamo of living power, he has learned the Mystery of his Craft. The seething energies of Lucifer are in his hands and before he may step onward and upward, he must prove his ability to properly apply this energy." page 48
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>>333770660
Truly a genius, too bad he is now past his prime.
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>>333776937
That's a pretty elaborate b8
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>>333777079
CIA meme is spammed on every website till you re obedient to brainwash
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>>333777370
hey terry when is networking coming to templeos?
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>>333770549
Add some bloom. Bundle amiibo.
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>>333777370
I'm not sure if I like this whole Poe's Law thing.

What is the funny book you were quoting? I hope not an obvious hoax like the Protocols, because then it would break my suspension of disbelief.
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>>333777451
here you go obedient to govt memes poster
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>>333774039
That d-pad looks horrible. I'm glad they went with the cross we all know and love today
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>>333777689
yeah it was a really strange design decision considering the famicom had the cross

still, imagine if the NES was a full blown computer

all the homebrew we could've had
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>>333777451
>>333777663
>>333777663
look up manly p hall Lucifer
memes are made up to brainwash
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>>333777689
It looks like the Master System D-Pad. Don't know how it was tho, because lol Sega.
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>>333777904
>memes are made up to brainwash
Religions are memes
Languages are memes
You can't escape us goy, we have over 9000 agents and
they
are
all
brainwashing
children
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>>333778125
https://twitter.com/TempleOS/status/669333353166864386
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>>333778125
memes from ai govt bots are my favorite
because it has you only talking about memes and thus that isyour reality
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>>333778506
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>>333777665
Yeha man the government totally needs entire projects devoted to discrediting 4chainz because we're such an important site and totally not full of social outcasts
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>>333778747
onlyreason why there is black vs white is black ppl are going to join Muslims in ww3
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>>333778981
>implying it is not every website on the internet
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