What do you pick, /v/?
>>333765286
stop making this thread
>>333765286
>those ugly graphics
Heh, nope. I can see how people enjoy the simple style in Dwarf Fortress, but I can't comprehend how someone can withstand barfing at the sight of whatever you just posted.
>>333765767
>It's a "cucks fap to being fucked as a girl" game
Lame
>>333765286
No option to take gold first?
>>333765882
That's not what BG normally looks like that's just the shitty EE outlines and filters
>>333765767
>letting him Crest inside my mouth
>the flow of toothpaste dripping down my chin
>the taste of mint filling my mouth
Someone isn't brushing properly.
>>333765286
Better game.
>>333765286
Strong empowered female character yay.
>>333765991
I self-insert as the male I swear!
>>333765286
>Fuck you
>Fuck you
>Fuck you
>Fuck you
>Fuck you
>No witty banter option
So progressive BioWare
>>333766226
Seriously. I hate these kind of porn games.
>>333766253
Bioware didn't make SoD friend
man this dialogue is really low quality compared to the old stuff
>>333766226
>3 gold
Is there option to just kill him and take the gold?
>>333765991
>>333766226
>>333766316
>2016
>not self-inserting as the girl
>>333765286
Why are all the characters glowing? Is this really supposed to be Baldur's Gate?
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>333766392
Yes. I failed the charisma check but you can decline and attack him.
To be fair, I think it's reasonable for a female adventurer to not have a "let random dudes call me a whore" option.
>>333765286
I'm waiting for them to add in the sixth option where I say, "What's up?"
>>333766518
If it was an old Bioware game, it would let you take that as a compliment.
>>333765286
Even if you ignore the obvious EMPOWUHMENT, the PCs dialogue really sounds like it as written by a teenager.
The wording is so out of place with the rest of the world, such a lack of effort,
>>333765286
Oh my god, thee dialogue choices. Is it some RP choice to plays as a 13 years old girl?
I know all games have some disappointing conversations, but this is just bad, void of any sort of wit.
So you can only roleplay as a millenial female?
>>333765286
Why does this remind so much of that "lol you used "gamergateisms XD blocked" image
>>333765991
So, how is A Dance With Spies? I'm considering giving it a go since I'm not brave enough for ADWR.
>>333765286
I'm not a wench, I'm 14 you know!
>>333766518
What if I was a thief or a bard who uses her charm to get the better of people, no matter their disposition?
Or an assassin who uses her seductive prowess to lull people into a sense of security?
>>333767012
>not brave enough for ADwR
???
Don't be a fag ADwR actually has fun rogue gameplay and there's only one required sex scene at the start.
Do you guys like roleplaying? Dialogue choices? FUCK YOU! In our newly emerging world no one is allowed to think differently. Wench is an inappropriate word used to oppress women. It doesn't matter that it takes place in an alternate universe or time in history.
Everything from this point forward when it comes to writing must adhere to certain standards created by some fresh liberal graduate, and if you disagree you're oppressive and close minded.
>can't insult the Dwarf back
They had the perfect opportunity for banter and they ruined it. Shit game.
>>333766518
It's also fair to let people actually play characters of their alignment. Some of them would react the ways offered. This is true. Others would ignore it, being reserved, or deflect the comment, or accept it because they don't really give a fuck or any number of things. Not all characters are the same and not all women view words like that the same way. You can be called something like that and joke right back calling him something or laughing it off. Not everyone takes offense to every little thing, and some people have more measured responses even when they are offended.
>>333766518
Except that's the only option. What if your character wouldn't give a shit? What if your character would roll with it and play it off as humorous. What if your character was literally a wench?
>>333766518
But why are all five choices don't call me a whore?
>>333766971
Because you're craving another GG shitposting thread?
>>333765286
I would completely understand an angry option here, but basically every single one? No clever retort where you take it in stride, but verbally dress them down?
Nothing is worse than lazy empowerment. Like you're too dumb to even write a character that is powerful, so it just turns into female Kratos or some shit.
>>333767103
it's weird to see the gold standard for crpgs being reduced to this
>And with that, the conversation was over
>>333767524
>*teleports behind you
>>333767427
I wouldn't call BG the gold standard for crpgs but it is my favorite. The beauty of crpgs is that there's so many different types. Some people like blobbers, some like story heavy games, some like games with lots of choices and consequences, etc.
>>333765286
>and with that, the conversation was over
What the fuck kind of option is this? Are you supposed to say that out aloud? Aren't actions usually marked with asterisk or some shit?
>>333767723
Yeah. You want gold standard, play Fallout.
>>333767012
>I'm not brave enough for ADWR.
wat
How does the rest of the conversation go? No one ever shows it.
Also how to identify SoD bait: They kept the fucking outlines on.
>>333768094
There is no gold standard. There's too many good games to pick that play completely differently.
>>333768480
Removing the outlines still doesn't remove the filter on the sprites.
>>333768772
JUST
>>333765286
Go with Sarcastic
>play ADWR
>get captured by bandits and raped by dog that's been trained by bandits to fuck women
>free dog
>dog is loyal to you and follows you around and keeps trying to sniff up your butt
>cant shoo away the dog but at least its an loyal companion>dog leaves you to chase some forest slut
>dog just went with you for the pussy all along
>literally cucked by a fucking dog
>dog is representation of men, all they want in the end is just to sleep with you
FUCKING PATRIARCHY
>>333765286
The third option is alright, I guess. I wonder if it leads to some banter or something more interesting. But probably not.
>>333769271
I cheated so I didn't get raped by the bandits. I still let the dog hump my leg.
>>333767167
This.
There should be a 'fuck off ya midget' option.
Which guy was did you go with on ADWR?
Went with the Drow all the way. The first guywas too much of an tryhard so I killed him and then killed him again. hes literally like the abusive ex
>>333769946
When can I kill him?
>going with a guy and not the bard chick
