Toppest of keks.
http://www.destructoid.com/let-s-stop-pretending-we-re-heroes-353094.phtml
Who would actually pay money to read this shit?
>>333757791
Reminder that these sites get most of thier clicks these days from pissed off gamergaters. Just ignore them, Destructoid is dead.
>>333757791
That's some weapons grade pretentiousness there
>>333757791
>http://archive.is/4dZbX
FTFY.
2:00 PM on 04.09.2016· 4 minute read · Anthony Burch
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>>333757791
>paying to support Anthony Burch
Did he lose all his money when his wife left him or something?
>>333758114
What more is there to learn about this cuck anyway, how big he likes his dick
>>333758114
>yfw you are not Anthony Burch, and your beautiful writing is protected, hidden away from the filthy plebians behind a glorious paywall
Playing is all about pretend. I don't understand the point of this article. The only people who think they are heroes for playing a video game are children and losers like that guy from a "I am a gamer" video.
Why do they always write in this obnoxious style?
>Let's
>Let's as in let us
>Accusing the reader of being a manchild
>>333758114
>paying for the second half of a 4 minute read about why you're not a hero and other deprecating observations about your filthy video game habit
>>333758589
>Why do they always write in this obnoxious style?
Because it triggers a response from readers who:
1. Click on the article
2. Get so mad at it that they share it so other people can click on it and get mad
>>333758764
Yes but now they want money for you to get mad! Hehe genius right?
>us Gamers
