Oh shit! It's a new BGO thread by our old host Bear, and with an updated OP as of April 9 2016! If you enter our game and the host isn't me, call the host a faggot. Why are games hosted by me special you ask? Why not any anons game? Well since you asked, I paid €20 (since they only take britbong money) to unlock extra classes and hosting options, for all my best buddies on /v/ to enjoy with me when I make us a private game. Feel free to join and play, you don't even need an account or any knowledge, just read some info bellow.
Don't want to read shit? Just want to play? Game link bellow
>http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=kKbr&k=poQ
Game info
>300 spaces
>20 seconds per turn, hurry up nigger
>Pick 1 of 3 classes
>Dual classes unlocked turn 10
>Reinforcements 1st round
>Disarmed 1st round
>Wildcards every 10 turns
>Instant classes, expert mode unlocked
>All classes unbanned, if you want a class banned post why in the thread
EVENT GUIDE
Once a game we get to pick from three events, but nobody reads this and always picks game of thrones because the other two shows suck dick. I don't watch ANY of the shows, but here's my personal rating of the events.
Adventure time - BEST OPTION. This event has the most versatile things in it, has a dungeon crawl that even new players are able to do, and can reward unique event only items. Pick this if you're not a retard.
Doctor Who - Good option. Comes with a puzzle and easy access to a secret area. If you don't know how to solve the puzzle, you probably won't figure it out, so only pick this if you are a powergamer who knows the answer to the puzzle for sweet unique items.
Game of Thrones - WORST OPTION. Comes with almost non-existant passive depending on the house you pick, provides almost no in game advantages, poorly designed event, and leads to not a single unique thing. Bitch and moan if this is picked, only good for achievements.
Speaking of achievements, you only get them saved by having an account. Thinking of making an account? Does OP have something to shill? Of course they do! Use my referal code so I get shit for you getting 300 achievement points, you don't even have to pay a dime for me to get free stuff based on what you do.
http://www.boardgame-online.com/?page=welcome&recruiter=27729
>Also, what is that faggot doing? Why hasn't the game started?
This time the OP is: Filling out job applications while bumping the thread with BGO images, help me you lazy jew
>There are retards who stare at the lobby waiting for the game to start
Join the game and just go afk until it starts. Don't forget to type or click every now and then pre-starting else you will go in sleep mode, and we will have to boot you.
>There are also retards that doubt these threads
Games never fail to launch, we may wait a while but we always get full house. It's like hosting a warcraft 3 game and watching people come, leave because there are no people, and that happening every 3 seconds where if they stayed you'd have full house within 5 minutes.
Also whoever made these images are a godsend, post any OC you decide to make, or have saved,
LETS FUCKING GO YOU NIGGER OP
>>333738959
House isn't full yet, do you want to deprive /v/ of fun?
>>333738959
read the fucking thread retard
bamp
we have mermaid tits
>host laying down the law despite removing people from his own game
hot damn
OP REFUSES TO START GAME DESPITE HAVING 12 PEOPLE, SO WE'VE STARTED A REVOLUTION.
GO HERE http://s1.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=kKbO PLAY NOW
>>333740058
>Posting lies on the internet
Top player count was 10, I won't start until 16 and that was the law from the beginning
>>333740298
>6 people in op lobby
rip lmao
>>333740912
And now it's 9/16, there's no reason to rip on me friend. Gamejacking is also frowned upon.
OP is a nigger and won't start until the lobby's full, so we need 6 more fucks in here.
http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=kKbr&k=poQ
>http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=kKbr&k=poQ
>http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=kKbr&k=poQ
>http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=kKbr&k=poQ
Join keks
Also the job application is filled, no waiting on that.
>OP has literally had nearly a full lobby's worth of players leave because he refuses to start the games
Autism on crippling levels.
>>333743145
Slate pls go
>>333743145
>wanting a half assed game with no players
I am like a rock and won't budge. I want a good game or no game at all.
>>333743145
yeah I'm gettin ready to bail out myself. This is ridiculous.
>>333743230
>No players
>We have 11 people already
Those 5 aren't going to make that much of a difference, desu senpai
>>333743364
At this point I leave for work in a half hour, I'm just gonna end up leaving 5 minutes into the game. I wish we had started an hour ago.
>>333743364
Tell me that when I'm a necromancer or trying to use the pacman/sparta skill.
A kills a kill anon, now you have tosuck my nipples.
It's literally been over an hour and the game has not started.
Abandon fucking thread. This is going nowhere.
>>333743471
This is a MULTI-HOUR game, if you don't plan to stay for at least an hour you should abandon ship
>>333743662
>13/16
IT'S GONE NOWHERE. WE CAN'T NEVER EVER GET A FULL HOUSE
t. battle.net user, frequenter of brood war and frozen throne games
>>333743672
Well it's my first time. So I guess I'll just soak as much of it in as possible before I have to leave.
Get in for sexy memes and dank lolis
>>333743672
>Multi-hour
>Instant-classes
>300 spaces
My sides
>>333743662
It's because BearWarrior is the host. He used to make 1000 fucking space games with retarded settings and leave halfway through.
HE DID IT
THE MADMAN GOT 16 PLAYERS
>>333744239
Well until I leave.
>new guy got pastafarian event on first death
>chose resurrection before anything else
Pfftttttt
We started anon, without you, sorry.
>>333746096
Yes you anon, you missed it. Sorry.
>>333747649
damn I wish I didn't miss it
>>333746096
>>333747649
>>333748793
ok bearwarrior
>>333749450
Literally who?
