>Go to friends house to play some games
>All of his disc are scratched and can't be read
>He threw out all the boxes and manuals and keeps his games in a CD wallet
>>333728995
I'm about to do this
>>333729085
Do not
>>333729085
You are either a shitskin or retarded.
>>333729124
Why, though? Seems way more pratical and I'm not a fucking nerd to care about boxes?
>>333729085
Jesus anon, not while I'm eating...
>He puts the wrong game in the wrong boxes
>You spend 20 minutes going through DVD, Game, and music cases looking for the game
>He had it in a cd wallet
>go to friend's house to sleep over
>his parents start fighting
>>333729124
>>333729198
>>333729247
I need the room. I'm going to throw out my collector's edition stuff, too.
>>333728995
>discs aren't even kept anywhere in particular, they're just loose and scattered around the room
>>333729245
The ONLY acceptable use for a CD wallet is to keep music or data backups or some other shit that you burned yourself onto blank discs.
Putting non-burned discs into a CD wallet is heresy.
>>333729330
>sleep over friend's house
>we go to bed
>wake up to him touching my dick
>pretend I'm still sleeping
>end up cumming in his mouth
>thinks I have no idea and he invites me over again
>same thing happens
am I gay lads
>>333729531
No, he is
>>333729407
Why the fuck did you even buy it in the first place then?
>>333729198
called it. You're retarded. Case closed.
>buy preowned game
>scratched to shit
>try to get a refund and they just ignore me
and thats when i stopped buying from gamestop, glad it was only $7
>>333729646
Got it when I was younger. It's time to grow up.
>>333728836
>>333728995
Literally exactly what a friend of mine back in HS would do, then get mad that I wouldn't let him borrow a game, I'm like "are you fucking retarded ?"
>>333729419
Hey anon, can I borrow your copy of Game? Mine isn't working any more for some reason.
>>333729713
>Buy new game
>They take it out of a CD sleeve and put it in a box
>It was our last one so it was a display model
>59.99
I swear to christ, if I hadn't known the manager of my gamestop since I was a kid, I would have stopped buying shit there 2 console generations ago.
THE SHIT I PUT UP WITH FOR YOU OLGA.
>>333729807
The fact that you think hobbies you enjoy are something you're supposed to grow out of speaks volumes about just how stupid you are, really.
>>333730073
I grew out of consoles. I mainly play my games on my PC now. I don't see how getting rid of shit you don't use anymore is stupid.
>>333729851
>Hey senpai, borrow me LittleBigPlanet
>I can't
>What the fuck, why?
>I-It's my brother's
>Hour brother knows me, he'd be cool with it
>I-I can't
>Holy fuck why
>b-because
>Never mind then, Ill never borrow you any game of mine then, cunt
>all he had was FIFA and COD anyway
>friend used to leave discs just laying around everywhere and would palm the entire disc
>all of the discs are in the wrong cases
>>333730183
Oh, so you're a braindead mustard rice memelord.
I miss pre-reddit /v/.
>friend always comes over to my house
>the games he brings over are scratched to shit and don't work half the time
>"haha yea my PS1 and Saturn aren't great they scratch the games up"
>go over to his house one weekend
>most of his games are just lying scattered across the floor
>>333730389
Now you're putting words in my mouth. I think I might've hit a nerve.
I'll still own all my console games, but they'll all be in a case, which will give me more space in my room.
>go to friend's house
>he got a PS2 and a few games since he kept hearing me and our friends talk about it
>he never owned a console since the SNES
>we arrive and he wants me to help him wigh some shit in one of the Jak games
>turn the console on
>there was a porn DVD in
>I burst out laughing, he takes the dvd and sweeps it under the bed embarrassed
>he's still shaking while he opens Jak 2 I think cover
>there was some Spyro game inside
>"Fuck! Help me out find the game"
>it was inside some other games cover that was on the floor in the other side of the fucking room
>"D-Don't tell my mom"
Now that was a fucking experience. Back then I never thought that someone could treat something as expensive as video games like that.
![hand_holding_cd_lg_clr_me[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/fuO97fs.gif "hand_holding_cd_lg_clr_me[1].gif")
>Go over to friend's house
>He grabs discs like this
>Leaves them on the carpet when he changes games
>"Hey man, let's play twisted metal 2"
>"Oh, we can't anon, I accidentally melted it"
>"You what now?"
>"Yeah I left it too close to the fireplace and it melted"
>Later, as I'm leaving for home
>"Hey man, can I borrow your twisted metal 2? You got me wanting to play it again"
>"Uhh, I think I lost it, I gotta go bye"
>Ride bike home as fast as I can
>Don't talk to him about games for like a week so he eventually forgets
I wish I made this up. Nigger fucking MELTED A GAME.
How fucking close to the fire does it even have to be? Did he put it IN the fucking fireplace?
To this day I still can't even imagine it.
>go to friend house with twenty good man
>he kills his daughter
>that friend that always talked about his huge PS2 collection
>it sounded so cool
>went to his house on his birthday
>all I can think of during the ride to his house is about all dem games
>arrive to his room
>there they fucking are
>"Nice shit, huh?" he says top smug
>it's shit alright
>tons of WWE games
>two copies of some games for whatever reason
>shitloads of movie based shovelware
>fucking Singstar
I was never so disappointed in my lice, he did have a HUGE collection, but it was like he bought the shit bin from the supermarket and constantly spent 60 eurolios on Wresting games.
He even ended up giving me GTA SA because you had to play as a nigger.
>>333732046
eruoland was a mistake
>Friend invites you over to play vidya
>All he has are single player games
>He just wanted you there to keep him from getting bored
>>333728836
>Went over to parent's friends house with the senpai
>2 special snowflake daughters that sing and play guitar
>the parents of this house favour them
>3 little kids
>two of them are boys, the youngest is about 7, he is mature for his age and enjoyes AFL, gonna grow up to be a legend
>the other kid is roughly 11
>the one kid in the house that really plays video games
>he's annoying as fuck, never shuts up, always comes up to me to tells me shit I don't care about and the parents love him the least
>forced to go upstairs and baby sit the little fucker
>upstairs is a pigsty and everwhere there are vidya discs just laying around with unspeakable amounts of scratches on them, there is not a single square centimetre unscratched, not even exaggerating
>"dude what's with all these messed up discs?"
>"it's okay, we clean them with water and soap."
>tfw every guy invited you to their birthdays because you where a girl and they had a crush on you
>tfw if you said that you liked one of their games they would let you borrow it for as many time as you wanted
>tfw one guy gave me his GBA SP because I said it was cool and then his parents beat the shit out of him and I was forced by the teacher and my parents to give it back while he cried I could keep it
>tfw guys don't give a shit about me anymore, only this Chad next door and my smelly nigger employee partner at where I work
>>333728836
>discs
>all over the fucking room
I don't understand. How much of a lazy trash heap do you have to be? Not just that but there's clothes and fucking empty pudding cops scattered on the floor as well.
Why is picking things up so hard?
>>333729330
>go to friend's house
>friend's mom gets drunk and shows you her tits
>asks you to sleep in her bed and says she'll be on the couch>she gets in her bed with you and jerks you off
No one will believe it, but it happened.
>go to a friend's house to play some games
>forced to do chores
>>333732932
>trying to get attention masked by video game topic
>blows up as a full give me attention rant
I've never been so sure a poster was an actual girl in my life.
>>333733136
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DANK
Ive had to travel around and my Ps2/3 game cases take too much space. What a fucking ordeal. I really like having them in cases tho.
>Friend is trying to clean up his disc
>First he lathered it up with soap
>After that he tried using toothpaste to fill in the cracks
>Never got to play Mario Kart Wii with him again.
So, did Stannis burn Theon and/or Asha?
>go to friends house for a gathering
>one of them was black
>me and him would always say offensive shit because we thought it was funny, he'd even make fun of blacks himself
>"... What have black people done to participate in human evolution? Lol, they've done nothing."
>usually black friend would laugh at this kind of thing
>"are you insulting me, my family and my ancestors?"
>fuck
>other friends "what the fuck anon that's racist"
>"Shouldn't that be funny to you guys?"
>"YOU THINK ITS FUNNY?!?!"
>"shit no, I didn't mean it like that."
>later
>friend steals my phone and runs away
>"nigger!"
>black friends pours water onto me
>"I dunno about anon, he seems racist"
>haven't gone out with friends or had a conversation with them since
This will always be the most regretful thing I've ever done for as long as I live.
Every time I remember this, my whole day is ruined.
I want to die.
>>333734857
Nope
>>333733136
That's pretty wild. How old were you
>disc
I'm glad it's over
>15 years old
>spending the night at friend's house
>his trashy gf's older sister picks us up
>hang out at older sister's house most of the evening
>older sister asks how old I think she is
>"I dunno 17?"
>"oh bless your heart"
>turns out she's 24
>we head back to my friend's house and he plays drums and I play guitar
>older sister takes me to her room and offers me sex
>still a virgin and scared I run out the room
>Tell friend something came up and I have to go
>walk 3 miles back home, left my guitar at his place
Such a waste.
>>333733136
>be 9 years old
>summer vacation
>sister and her best friend were in some ballet camp so I ended up going with my mom and her friend's mom and staying in a hotel(double bed suite with a sofa sleeper that I used) with them the whole time.
>every morning my mom would go out to the lobby and pick up breakfast while "Miss Ronda" was in the shower
>about halfway through the 6 week vacation, she would come out of the shower sopping wet in just a towel and talk to me about random shit for a few minutes, then go back inside and dry off/get dressed before my mom got back
>nothing more than that happened
Guess she just got off on watching my squirm and spill spaghetti while talking to her.
and I've had a /ss/ fetish ever since
>>333736209
So i guess the takeaway from this is always say a women is younger than she really is and she may offer sex.
>>333735148
>"... What have black people done to participate in human evolution? Lol, they've done nothing."
>I WAS KIDDING C'MON GUYS
you need to work on your sense of humor
>>333736364
You should always do that regardless. Women are literal suckers for flattery, just be casual about it and don't let your expectations show
>>333735148
you can't be so on the nose about that shit, it's only forgivable if it's funny
>>333736473
I have no idea what the hell I was even saying that night
>>333736764
just don't be too flattering because then you'll look like a desperate kiss-up
>>333733136
>Be 17 and play Tekken 5 with my hott 15 cousind
>She sits in my legs and she starts moving to much while playing
>Uh.... bonner. Think she doesn´t
notice it
>About to win she moves aside, grabs the D , and painfuly squeeze it yelling STOP WITH THAT, YOU ARE DISTRACTING ME
>>333735257
Why not
>>333728995
Cd wallets are ok for pc games and demo discs.
My mom constantly threw away my boxes to my pc games and had the drm inserts in a separate physical file.
My dad used to keep his pc games on this thing
>>333739117
My dad did this too.
>>333733136
What a horrifying story, anon. I hope that pedophile scumbag gets raped in prison for all her life... oh wait
>>333733136
Nice...
>First gf when I was 14
>Go over her house to watch Terminator 2
>There's fucking crisps in the disk-drive
She was a fucking mess.
