Fuck you, I still love him
in b4 that webm where he's shaking and trembling due to not having access to his drugs during E3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B90frJAHoB8
>>333721186
He was a smart man. Far smarter than any fuckwad here. He fucking graduated from UCLA.
HOW DARE THEY GIVE YOU AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR KILLING A FEMALE ENEMY?
I MEAN THEY'RE FEMALE, YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR IT YOU PSYCHOPATHIC MYSOGYNIST.
CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE
>>333721090
Then why don't you marry him fag
>>333721090
Shame he's been reduced to having sex with trannies for a living.
>>333721303
now here's the updated version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEc18---0Pk&nohtml5=False
>>333721307
And then he threw it all away because of his coke addiction
>>333721307
UCLA's a public university. If you have a pulse you can go there.
Sessler taught me to get on propecia earlier rather than later.
For that, I am very grateful.
>>333721303
The funny thing is this faggot has UNironically become a parody of himself. He's become the exact thing he started mocking, pretentious "game analysts".
He can't even save how irrelevant his channel is now, and it's embarrassing how pathetic he's flip-flopped from shitposting, to talking about the news in the lens of /v/, then to even more shitty attempts to be the next matthewmatosis in a desperate attempt to save interest.. he's insipid and unoriginal. nothing of worth to say and will die the same. lived and died as a literal meme.
>>333721456
G R A D U A T E D
>>333721408
Is that parody? I can't tell.
>>333721568
he only aid that because he was provoked by thousands of fucking college kids with too much time on their hands here. self-defense.
>>333721617
You're telling me you don't have a college degree? Are you retarded?
>>333721720
nope. see >>333721539
>>333721820
so you graduated from an ivy league school? where's your degree. show me a timestamp.
>>333721568
Not quite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk5FS9adNPU
The implication was if you have the right to call people shit online they he has the right to call them assholes and put their info online. Unless you're a reprehensible human being then who gives a fuck?
>>333721920
UCLA's not an Ivy League school, retard.
>>333721920
ivy league schools are private bro
>>333722121
it's one of the best schools in the U.S.
http://www.ucla.edu/about/rankings
you sound like a teenager right now.
>>333722273
I fucked an admissions guy to get in. Wasn't that hard.
>>333721969
who gives a fuck if you talk shit about people online?
posting someone's info is the reprehensible thing, here. if you disagree you're a fucking scumbag and deserve a taste
>>333722121
>>333722273
scratch that.
one of the best schools in the WORLD.
>>333721969
He's literally saying he doesn't mind doxxing people if he feels you're an asshole or otherwise deserve it. There's no way to sugarcoat it or pretend it's somehow out of context.
What's there to like? He's got shit opinions and his only saving grace is he was on a show you watched when you were 13
>>333721969
Edit:
For the record, I don't fucking agree with his position, or Sterling's, on the whole 'go home and think about how horrible you are, you terrible men, you.' He's been a fucking idiot, but if I'm going to call him that it has to be for something he really is been a fucking idiot for.
>>333722413
adam had the right to use self defense. college kids here began attacking people like animals fighting a mythical ideological war. it's baffling how fucking retarded it is that it's still going on.
Can we all agree that gamergate fags are dangerous and a legitimate threat to open thought & discussion online?
>>333722524
he's an intelligent man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlHzBJk-AY&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKgV3ad0tBA&nohtml5=False
>>333721539
This
He also has bad opinions as evident from the podcast. He also tries "vlogging" now, except he can't properly articulate his point.
>>333722662
Absolutely. Wanting ethics in gaming journalism is just code for "I hate women and am actively trying to murder them."
>>333722662
yes. they're far worse than the people they complain about.
>>333722754
Amen
>>333722754
>>333722662
>>333722413
who wants his production assistant brother's home address :^):^):^)
>>333722820
calm down, /pol/.
>>333722874
Stop harassing me.
>>333722820
Listen you cuck, I'm not sympathetic to either side. I just want to play video games.
>>333722413
Oh, toughen up, you infant. It's not a one sided thing here. Most of the people who get doxed, swatted, or end up having issues because someone spilled their info online are those who don't deserve it. You never hear of the trolls, the scum, or the fucking harassers getting any of that. Just happened to mundane Matt a few weeks ago, you think the guy who swatted him has EVER been swatted. Why not? He provably deserves it now.
>>333721090
It was sad to see him go. He was fun to watch. Over the course of 2014 he went retarded and hasn't been significant since.
your going to have to give us some context on who the fuck this is, chief
>>333721303
>all that excessive verbage
Who is he trying to impress here? He used to be funny, even with games that deserved merit, he would manage to work in a joke or two.
>>333721090
Sess used be alright, until he took a sip from the SJW kool aid.
Now he's just an empty shell of a man.
>>333722991
The President of TheoryHead, Inc. a consultancy firm for entertainment and media.™
>>333722371
It's also a public institution. If you live in California and have a pulse you can get in. If you have half a brain you can graduate.
You're a retard.
>>333722679
Yes. He is intelligent and even likable. Still, that doesn't immediately award him been right about everything and I can see why he has pissed people off.
>>333723065
Why would any professional game developers look to the bald comedian from x-play for how to make video games?
>>333723079
Where is the timestamp and your degree?
Because you sound like a teenager right now.
>hurr if you have a brain cell, you can be billionaire, it's not hard. just do it, you fucking retard
well, what are you doing? hmm? and I don't words. I want legitimate verifiable proof.
>>333723310
And then the little pissfight devolved into Sessler being a billionaire. You gotta love this place.
>>333723065
You mean this shit?
http://www.theoryhead.com/gender/index.htm
> tfw i still love Dorito Pope.
Underneath it all i think he cares. Cares too much at times. Punished Geoff.
>>333723486
>deflection
where's the timestamp and your degree, sir?
Since anyone with half a brain can graduate from UCLA, show me your accomplishments.
>>333723189
They wouldn't.
>>333723616
I'm not that anon, you fucking retard. I work at a book warehouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yH5iyn81Ks&nohtml5
>>333723616
Only stupid people post identifiable information on 4chan.
so once someone doxxes me, Im in the right to dox them because they were an asshole from my point of view
>>333723918
>doxxing
redditors
ITT: we remember Sessler's greatest moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_bi3Q_Y9-s&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrEVO1zJzds&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvlt0k5or-E&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LN03yYA-L8&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pfBrq6m19g&nohtml5=False
>>333723580
he does care. Publishers are in control though, you gotta play their game.
>>333721307
>Graduated from a public university with a degree in English Literature.
At least it wasn't journalism, I guess.
>>333723060
See, I don't think that's all that true.
It think he fell for the same trap as every other major public figure who wanted to do the right thing and not be 'part of the problem.'
I really liked adams arkham origins review.
>>333723060
Sessler was never alright. He was an actor reading scripts on G4 - the character he played was alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAs9BJ-bLU#t=4m32s
What did he mean by this
>>333724521
I bet you couldn't ever possibly articulate a point that well verbally and unscripted in your life.
>>333724858
hey adam
>>333724420
He was a bit more than that. He was one of the original creators and he wrote his own reviews.
You know what? The more I think about it the less I give a shit about it. I used to watch his show, he made me laugh a few times, he was a sensible reviewer. Other than that he's just a schmuck like anyone else. Not really deserving of all this arguing and aggravation. I'm out.
I'm going to go check out that PSP thread.
>>333724184
>furfag
opinion discarded
remember that time when Sessler choke slammed ALL the "NeoGAF shits" on the streets?
>>333724521
>pulpy nazi science fiction will make actual atrocities happen later down the line.
Jesus, can't these people just have some fun?
>>333721090
Did anybody else literally lol their ass off at that pic?
>>333721090
It was like he was living the dream until mismanagement destroyed TechTV and he couldn't cope with the situation.
His attempt to recover with Rev3 didn't seem to pan out when Google decided to screw over its dedicated Youtube hosts in the name of sucking publisher dick.
Didn't he leave the industry already?
Thread theme!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CK6ksA0QyE4
Why? He was never good.
>>333725903
http://archive.is/bIWOF
He's broadened his wings to include the entire bazinga crowd.
I have no cause to not like him
All of his shows been pretty good and i think the wacky stuff on tech tv was funny.
anyone remember that god of war review for that shitty youtube channel he did where he cried about the name of a stupid trophy?
that's when he died to me
>>333721307
so what? i went to imperial college doestn make me smarter than anyone else
>>333728514
degree and timestamp or it never happened.
>>333728821
Hey Adam I think I need a picture of your degree.
>>333723010
My favourite quip from early Xplay is "This game sucks harder than a gay vampire".
Now it just sounds like he's reading an essay I wrote in high school that I just fluffed up with fancy words to meet the word count.
>>333729204
>this much deflection
so you didn't graduate from college at all.
>>333729869
I'm not seeing a picture of that degree, Adam.
>>333722916
>I just want to play video games.
then why are you here?
Do you think he still has the Lando outfit?
