13 DAYS, LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAn5AgdPkCo
>that fucking commercial
PERFECT
Looks like shit.
Furries inbound t-minus
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I WANNA FUCK THAT RABBIT YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK DAT BUNNY CUNT RAW AND BLOODY
>that 90s feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkFHSVqjDmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrR_-nWE9Bg
>motion controls confirmed for required
>turning them "off" only affects when you're not shooting, which is never
>radio chatter only from the gamepad
>no sensitivity settings
>no multiplayer outside of co-op
>pro controller play only if you trick the game by play co-op solo, and even then you're severely handicapped
Nope. Not touching it.
![dJlIjwX[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PqMCzF0.png "dJlIjwX[1].png")
Can we all agree that
SNES Walker > silly chicken walker
>>333721245
ok
>>333719530
literal IOS game. Are Nintenbabbies that starved for games?
CRINGE
the commercial
>>333721440
Not even a competition. ChickenWing is awful.
>>333721245
>no sensitivity settings
Oh, fuck. I dunno.
I was iffy on Splatoon until I realized I could adjust the sensitivity and make the game playable. I don't really trust Nintendo to tune their own damn controller right.
Nitpicky, maybe, but that makes me hesitate.
>>333721245
>literally every complaint is that it uses motion controls
>except one where you say it has no multiplayer outside of multiplayer
Why are people like you so adamant to hate a game? Did you not play Splatoon? Gyro aiming is fine.
The only time motion controls are inherently bad is when it's waggle in place of a button press. This game does not have that.
>>333719262
>$60 for a Saturday Morning Cartoon
Are people above the age of 18 actually going to buy this?
>>333721440
>no 64 versions
brb killing myself
>>333721245
only the last 3 are bad, playing a shootan game without motion controls on a console is cancer
>>333721743
yes
>>333721689
There's no local or online dog-fighting, like in every other SF game besides adventure. All you get is co-op, and even then 2P is a gimped single laser with no charging ability.
Yeah, I played Splatoon and I turned the gyro off. Couldn't hit shit with it.
>>333719262
>"It's his sky, you're just flying in it!"
>they're in space
>>333722064
Sounds like someone needs to git gud
>>333721743
Yes, what are you going to do to stop me?
>>333721650
How's C rank, amateur?
>>333719262
after watching that commercial I dont know if I even want that game now
>>333722389
Why are you even here?
>>333721440
I don't understand why nobody likes the chicken walker. It's pretty cute desu senpai, especially when it flaps its little wings when it's falling
>>333722389
>>333722389
>>333722389
Fight me butt fucker
>>333719581
define "the 90`s feel" because i think that the 90`s are so forgetable and souless just like the 2000`s.2010`s tho,have way more personality even if it is a shitty one.
>>333722389
>"Said Aiden as his fingers danced across his keyboard, his action figure of Knight Solaire looking on approvingly as he continued his crusade against individuals who didn't share his refined taste in interactive entertainment."
>>333722464
I like the chicken walker, and I don't see what's wrong with it either. Not like this game is super serious to begin with.
>>333722389
How about you suck my dick you faggot
Shitposting SF0 is as pointless as shitposting any Mario Kart title.
It's still gonna sell. You're better off shitposting #FE or Kirby Robobot.
>>333722756
>or Kirby Robobot.
Woah woah woah wait, what? Why shitpost a Kirby game?
>>333722389
What the FUCK did you just call me?!??!?!!?
>>333722389
>>333722756
>shitposting a Kirby game
Worse than Hitler
>>333721245
>radio chatter only from the gamepad
You know, gyro aiming is fineand much better than the torture known as aiming with analog sticksbut that really bothers me since I always play with headphones.
>>333721440
I want a Star Wolf game just to use that wolf walker mode.
>>333719370
Because it is.
Star Fox 64 was fun, but I don't know how I'd feel about the game today. A few routes per level plus a few different paths, if the n64 version is a guide. I guess lets see how it is. I need something that isn't a platformer to play on Wii U so I'm tempted.
>>333723095
If you plug the headphones into the gamepad, all the game audio will go to the headphones. inclusing the radio chatter.
>>333719370
>>333721583
>>333721743
The better the game looks like, the bigger the amount of butthurts is.
>>333722389
>>333722389
They buy WiiU, what do you expect ?
>>333723190
So why are people complaining?
> it's a Nintendo hate thread
>>333722756
Didnt MK8 not do that well compared to 7 and the previous games?
>>333723394
That happened to every shit looking game, especially the one that shilled hard on /v/.
>>333723476
It outsold Double Dash
>>333723295
because of people getting mad about motion controls being pretty much forced.
I don't really give a fuck considering you only need to tilt it slightly.
>>333723494
>shit
>>333719262
When's "A Fox in Space" going to come out?
>>333723625
Gamepad gyro is literally intuitive too.
It speaks volumes when you don't need auto aim to hit anyone in a shooter.
>>333722389
>>333722464
I like it. It's not badass or anything, but it's Starfox. Plus it animates really cool.
Who knew GOTY was going to be a fucking rail shooter
>>333720603
> Why go to the next level when you can go light years beyond?
>>333724440
namefag fuck off, we know its you
![[deathly silence].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EscA1CI.jpg "[deathly silence].jpg")
>This is what those puppets are being used for now
>>333720603
It feels like Daicon
https://youtu.be/UTB9rzP2efE
>>333725846
Better than the Iwata puppet, which will never be used again
>>333725846
They technically did it for awhile.
>The Zelda 4 swords ad in Japan
>Mario 3D World shorts or jap ad
>I think the Pikmin shorts
Though it's hilarious 90s fags are comparing it to the SNES commercial, because it's nowhere near it.
>>333725846
As opposed to what? Sitting in Reggie's broom closet?
>>333726421
>>333725846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxXI7aD1OIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPmoG0nTZtI
>>333722464
its becausw ehen you compare it to theWolf Zoidit pales in comparason.
They coulda made it a raptor or aLiger
>>333719262
I misheard Star Fox Guard as Star Fox God.
Super Vulpine God Super Vulpine Fox McCloud when?
>>333726785
then it'd lessen the impact of Wolf's walker.
>>333719262
Creepy.
>>333719262
>Implying the commercial is good
>All those FNAF comments
Joke's entirely on you
ANDROSS!
SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YOU FAT FUCKING NIGGER
You guys think this will leak and be uploaded early like Pokken?
I got Pokken like a week before release but never even played it.
HAHAHAHA THAT FUCKING CRINGEY COMMERCIAL HAHA NINTENDO REALLY IS FOR CHILDREN.
>>333727437
video games are toys
>>333722381
Reached s80 without motion controls :^)
Krystal a best
>>333719262
Remember when Nintendo used to be good?
Of course not, you weren't born yet 20 years ago.
Wow, the shitposting is really weak.
They need to be handed easy bait in order not look stupid
>>333727264
>reading JewTube comments
You haven't seen retardation until you read IGN comments.
>Expected cringe
>got cringe
>until the last bit
Better than I anticipated.
Man, I missed this brand of goofy-ass videogame commercial.
>>333726421
I don't think it's getting compared to THE 90's star fox commercial. Just commercials that were around in the 90's.
>>333723476
It did even better. The ratio is 1.2:2, meaning more than one user of Wii U out of 2 bought the game. Wii was like 0.7:2.
>>333728119
Doesnt change the fact that you have the epitome of furfaggotry all over it.
>>333727662
Too bad she's been retconned out of existence.
>starfox 64 hd with 2007-tier graphics, with some stuff from starfox 2
>people are going to pay $60 for this
>>333728754
>The same autist that keeps spouting this every thread then rages in autism when his useless argument is countered
To get away from the low-quality shitposting, did anyone else realize that the Area 6 commander has the Macbeth guy's voice this time around?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP4UD7dTWmg
I heard the Macbeth guy is still in the game, so I'm wondering what they'll do with his voice.
>>333727767
Nintendo was always mediocre, you just let everyone tell you they were good
>>333729171
>people are going to have fun with this*
>>333730117
>Implying they will
I feel doubtful they will, what with the controls being a mess?
>inb4Splatfagdefendsthefuckoutofgyro
>>333729929
Well the Area 6 Commander sounded like that in 643D. I imagine most of the characters have their 643D VAs come back for this.
>>333719262
I liked it. Reminds me of the 90s.
>>333729727
But Zero is supposed to be a reboot.
>>333730263
Oh, really? Never played 64 3D, but I guess that makes sense.
>>333730498
>Implying
>Confirmed as to being an alt universe
>Command released again even though that game is shit
>History video that came out recently
>Mentioning Adventures with her debut and her being the new member
>Miyamoto saying he didnt want to spoil too much at the moment when asked about her, but also Miyu and Fay too
>Original 64 being on the WiiU VC
>>333730560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOpJPIVLrZY
4:10
Yeah. You can hear it's the same VA most likely.
https://youtu.be/VP4UD7dTWmg?t=2m53s
>"Preparing to fire the main cannon... All units, get clear!"
>oh fuck, I gotta get outta' here!
>"Cannon ready! Counting down!"
>"3..."
>"2..."
>"1..."
>"Fire!"
>"AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!"
https://youtu.be/nYXl9j-Aqos?t=1m29s
>"Preparing to fire the main cannon... All units, get clear!"
>already outta' there
>"Forget the countdown, let them have it!"
>"AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!"
>>333731035
I guess it's the same actor, but I guess what I mean is that in Zero, the lizard guy has the same accent as the Macbeth guy. Like the way he says "How di-yud he get ee-un?" Compare it to 64 3D Machbeth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-9r9tb3OdA&nohtml5=False
I dunno, maybe I'm just being retarded.
>>333730987
GameXplain already confirmed there's no Krystal or any characters outside the 64 cast for that matter.
>>333719262
>getting hyped about an upscaled 3DS game
nintendrones are the funniest.
>>333731737
>Leon's voice
>Katt out of nowhere, meaning Katt and Bill are in the same level
>"I'll make this quick Peppy, for old time's sake!"
Pigma sounds like a dirtbag, everything's awesome, and I cannot wait for this fucking game.
>>333731929
No shit, but the question was if Krystal, Miyu, Fay, and everyone else would appear later down the road. The answer can be perceived as a yes because just by saying you dont want to spoil too much is a hint regardless. Platinum's already behind this.
If that wasn't enough, Miyamoto flat out confirmed like Zelda, Star Fox is plot driven, so that both justifies the sequels in the main line and obliterates that claim he hates story in his games. He only hates it for Mario, hence why Paper Mario got fucked very hard.
>>333721689
I didn't buy a 60 inch tv so I could play games on a 6 inch game pad. Its fucking stupid. at most the gamepad should be used for inventory and secondary functions, I don't want to have to sit there staring at it to aim, I want to actually look at my game.
>>333723162
Emulate it and give it another shot, Anon. I just played 64 again for the first time in years, and still had just as much fun as I did as a kid.But I still couldn't defeat Andross.
>>333721245
>>no multiplayer outside of co-op
How does that work?
>>333732818
Ever play Mario Kart: Double Dash? It's like that. One drives, the other shoots.
>>333732975
this I get. I don't understand what other 2 player modes he wants.
>>333732529
nah the question was about zero and shiggy gave a non-answer to avoid dehyping the furfags who want their bait back
>>333733107
Every character is furbait though
>>333733107
>Conspiracy shit
The question wasnt about Zero, just in general
>Calling a character bait
>When the entire game is
>>333721915
Why is Peppy taller than fox?
>>333733107
>dehyping the furfags who want their bait back
Why do people say this? The game is full of bait. Do people forget this every time?
>>333733490
he's only a hare taller
Jesus Christ what a fucking shitshow.
Will Star Fox Zero make Sony and Sega envious again?
https://youtu.be/NBF3X3ZaS2Q
>>333733596
>>333733501
>The one faggot that unironically thinks the series is for "cool" people
>Gay furshits are still just pissed off she cockblocked their fantasy [spoiler[if Katt and Falco did shit, and say Fay was all over Wolf, the asspain would be astronomically high[/spoiler]
Most cases they purposely ignore it, then get asshurt if they get their shit thrown back at em
>>333733596
>>333733265
the interviewer specifically mentioned seeing Kat in the trailer and wondered what other pilots we'd be seeing in the game. shiggy then says it's basically the 64 cast but dances around confirming the absence of krystal and co for the reasons I stated
and krystal is the only character who was designed as fetish bait. of course all anthropomorphic animals are bait for furfags but they weren't intended for that.
>>333734103
>Designed as fetish bait
Now you're just making up excuses
Game looks fun but what the fuck is that commercial? Its like they're marketing directly to children instead of a wider user base
I fucking love Star Fox and Im going to enjoy the shit out of SFZero
>>333734323
i'd rather they target a specific audience instead of trying to appeal for a WIDE USER BASE.
>>333734103
You do know that Rule 34 exists right? This applies to every character in existence. Anything can be bait and will be bait even if not intentional.
>>333733735
They already are, just look at all the shitposting and salt in this thread.
>>333719262
>PERFECT
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>>333734727
that's literally what I said
doesn't change the fact that some characters are almost solely designed for that purpose
>>333734628
That line of thought is why their marketing has been so damn awful this gen
>>333735065
Yeah and? That's the point I'm trying to make. So what if her design is made like that? Other characters in other series are, I don't see the point in bringing her design up when that doesn't matter in the case of why she isn't coming back since one of the original posters claimed she's never coming back. I honestly don't care either way if she comes back or not, I'm just wondering why bring that up as a reason.
>>333735027
Kermit would sue their asses.
>>333735065
What a fucking joke, you might as well say Shantae is designed for that purpose, or rather more appropriately, virtually every single Donkey Kong girl ever made.
You're just making up excuses to make it seem like they're normal, when they're clearly not. Even then who cares, you cannot argue this shit when it comes to 34 no matter the situation.
>>333735953
HEY HERE'S AN IDEA
YOU'RE A FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT WHO ENJOYS TALKING ABOUT INANE BULLSHIT. GO HANG YOURSELF YOU SHIT-SMEARING INBRED HOMO
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