Why is there no complete moba?
Dota has the depth, HotS the lenient punishments, Smite the cutest females and LoL the production values.
BUT NONE IS GOOD ON THEIR OWN!!!!!
FUCK THIS!
But dota has all of those
>>333706929
R.I.P. Dawngate.
Gone but not forgotten.
Paragon has them all.
>>333706929
I think what you're looking for is some impossible form of objective standards for MOBAs when ultimately they appeal to the most baseline players by being as simple as possible
>>333706929
>LoL
>production values
Look at this faggot and laugh.
>>333706929
>LoL the production values.
Where are they hiding them? The touneys?
>>333707246
>>333707250
Hero design, animations, and engine are betetr than all the others.
>>333706929
>lol
>production values
It has the worst graphics out of all of the games you listed and they still haven't even reworked most of the old Champs.
So you're stuck with shitty old splash art and a model that looks like straight garbage
>>333708025
Rengar buff when
>>333708163
I haven't played for like a year, does he really need a buff?
I remember him being pretty good.
>>333707245
>have to learn hundreds of character/item combinations to be anywhere near competent
>simple
Nigger, stop making excuses for why you suck at these games.
>>333707376
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
post more dodger
I want to fap to a delicious shortstack
>>333708302
That really depends on which game you play senpai.
Smite and heroes of the storm are very beginner friendly, shit I'd lump league of legends in there too.
Just build whatever item they have that's recommended for your first few times until you get a decent understanding of stuff.
There's a reason there are ai matches.
>>333708291
Everyone was buffed around him or brought in stronger than him. He's not weak, he just can't really keep up. There's no reason not to use someone else that can do what he does but better pretty much.
>>333707231
i feel u
It had so much potential i played the shit out of it
>>333707231
>>333709435
RIP Freya. I'll miss your bullshit mechanics.
>>333706929
Smite has a terrible art style and HotS is a horribly-designed abomination.
The best case you could make is to apply LoL's waifuism to DotA, but LoL's already moving away from its early marketing strategy.
>tfw your waifu is in thr wrong game
>>333709825
I fucking love Bellona god damn.
On release she was so fuckin broken though it was pretty disgusting
The genre died with DotA All-Stars. Why do you newfags play these blatant rip offs?
>>333709709
>did a Playboy shoot
>non-nude
>>333709981
>implying her body is anything to write home about
>>333707376
LoL's engine is shit. Besides it being littered with hard-coded game mechanics, it's literally been saddled with bugs since beta that they can't fix. Not to mention the boneheaded restrictions it's put on their realm topology.
>>333709709
Why didn't they got a clear shot of her ass? That and her hips are her only redeeming factor.
>>333710092
Let's not forget their fucking cave-man of a launcher
>>333709709
>hobbit
>>333710042
I wouldn't write home about it either because I'd be too busy fucking the shit out of and finishing inside of her
>>333709709
for some reason I lose all respect for a person when they do photoshoots for superficial reasons
>>333710290
As supposed to dressing up to get some dick?
Going out and partying?
Making a fool of yourself?
So basically everything every normie does to get some action?
>>333710454
what are you on about?
>>333710290
I know, right? What a whore.
>>333710824
I want to impregnate her
>>333709709
Honestly though, I would let her have sex with me.
>>333711210
Creampies are pretty great.
>>333706929
what about HDotSLOL?
I think Hero Defense of the Smite League of Legends could be good
Complete MOBA is called RTS, and its too complicated for ASSFAGGOTS simpletons
>>333706929
And none of them has a community that isn't cancer
>>333706929
I tried to get my friends to play smite with me so I could enjoy the breast physics, but no one bit.
>2016
>ASSFAGGOTS
>in 2016
>>333711225
Do women often ask for your permission anon?=
>>333713942
If they didn't it would be rape.
>People actually think dooger is attractive
she looks like a failed crossbreed between a rat and a midget
>>333714442
You underestimate the number of thirsty virgins that browse here with literally no standards.
>>333706929
>>333709709
god damn when did dodger become attractive?
>>333706929
>LoL
>production values
Be honest, you just didn't know what to put next to LoL.
>>333714442
IS this your first day here or something?
A rat/midget crossbreed is honestly something alot of people here would find adorable.
I think Dodger is pretty OK looking, if she wasnt so petite I honestly wouldnt give her a second glance.
>>333714998
when they caked her vermin-lookalike face with 5 kilo of makeup and only use tricky camera angles to mask how deformed her pygmy body is
>>333706929
nigga are you fucking high?
lol has 0 production value, it has the shittest engine of almost any game i ever played
>>333708163
>>333708858
>wanting cancer to be buffed
I never remember a point in LoL's history (played from early S1-end of S3) where Rengar was anything but cancer incarnate.
>>333710290
That reason is called jealousy. If someone gets to do photoshoots it's usually because they're attractive and that puts them out of your league.
You are buttmad that some britbong gets to bone that shortstack and you don't so you make up excuses to not feel bad about it.
>I totally don't respect her anymore
>I only jack off to women I respect
>>333709825
Bellona is the sex!
>>333716345
that's some mad projection right there man
>>333709981
Playboy doesn't do nudes anymore.
>>333709709
>Look guys! I am so cute! CUTE!
Kill yourself, my midget nigglet.
>>333716323
>S1
There are people who haven't bein playing this game since 2011?
I can't even comprehend playing this game in it's shittiest time frame
Willing to give advice to those who want to climb/gitgud
Btw there's a new MOBA in open beta, its called supernova, search "supernova moba". Plays like lol, so small scale spells on short cooldowns etc. Basically LoL in SPACE. Also you can spend gold not on just upgrading ur hero but also upgrade the units on your lane. Pretty gud shit.
Bumping with waifus/husbandos (dota ofc)
>>333717228
S1, even though the game was broken and everybody sucked, was still far better than anything from the S3 preseason and on. S2 was the last redeemable time of the game.
>>333717228
>Seasons
See that's where ya fucked up
>>333717569
Seasons are stupid. Pre S1 was the best time to play that game
>>333706929
>LoL
>Production values
What?
>>333717779
I don't even know the official time of them. I just remember the championships. I've played since 2010 and just remember nearly every release in 2011 being a shitshow of broken. That's when they increased the IP cost of new champs, too, if I remember. That's when things started going downhill I think.
>>333717485
don't climb it's almost inmpossible since your winrate is forced to be around 50%
make a new account and try to start higher play only hard carry for those first games and your set
>>333718242
3.3k games, 55% winrate, 5k mmr.
Forced 50 is a lie anon
>>333707231
Most of the guys behind Dawngate actually left and started their own company. They are announcing a new game sometime this year. Look it up. All is not lost anon. They changed their name from Waystone, but something else I can't remember.
>>333706929
>deleting Dodger
I want her to jerk me off with her tiny feet
>>333718319
>55% winrate
>Forced 50 is a lie anon
>>333716345
Jealous?
Of someone who looks like a rat?
yeah nah
She got a photoshoot because she's the token gaymurrrr gurl oh so quirky
>>333718448
>>333718648
>being this mad that other people are more attractive than you
>>333718319
>55% winrate
>Forced 50 is a lie anon
>>333719187
>mirana holding the sunbrella for luna
whoever made this is a retard
