Say you're offered a button. If you press the button, you can get all the vidya you want in life for free.
The consequence? At some point in your life, you'll be attacked by a Kleer Skeleton. You won't know when it's happening, but at some point, it'll come. Someday.
Do you press the button?
Sure, I'll just play vidya with a shotgun by my desk.
Fuck no, those things have too much HP
>>333676283
I'll make a videogame distribution company, and make billions since no one else can compete with my prices since I get everything for free. Then I spend a shit ton of money on private security so I'll be ready for when it attacks.
I already do though.
Say you're offered a button. If you press the button, you can get all the internet and entertainment you want in life for free.
The consequence? At some point in your life, you'll be attacked by a taaaaank. You won't know when it's happening, but at some point, it'll come. Someday. (It plays the theme song too)
Do you press the button?
>>333677731
4gotpic
>>333676283
>>333677826
I already get both these things. Every heard of pirating, morons?
this thread is shit.
If it gets me what will happen to those around me afterwards?
>>333677990
>all the internet and entertainment
Hf paying for multiplayer games and bills?
>obtain vidya
>sell rare ones for large sums of money
>buy weapons to defeat it
>>333678024
It will literally go on a rampage until it stumbles into a guy that can strafe worth a shit
>>333678274
Can you honestly not afford multiplayer games on top of your bills?
>>333678412
>>333677254
>Look at how fucking clever (autistic) I am, guys!
Good luck selling all those Steam games and emulator roms, though.
>>333676283
We already know that nigga will show up as soon as we grab one of those games in the corner.
>>333678412
Serious Sam is armed to the teeth and is still constantly ambushed and killed by Kleers.
>>333678741
you do know that those emulators roms had physical copies
>>333679952
Yes, you get all the video games you want for free, but not the physical copies because stealing is wrong.
>>333676830
This nigga gets it.
>>333676283
I'll keep a pair of S&W 500 on me at all times
>>333676283
>Presses Button
>Kleer Attacks
And that's how it would go for me
>>333676283
>nervous breakdown everytime you hear a horse clopping down the road
No thanks
>>333678445
Kek.
>>333679443
>Implikity-plying.
I was fucking 13 and I strafed Kleers for days.
I'mma press that button OP.I even used the Kleer playermodel
>>333676283
Can I hear it fore I see it?
>press button
>skelly immediately bursts through the floor, as it's been under your house knowing you'd do it
>stabs you through the chest in one motion as it launches through the floorboards
>takes your computer
>calcium levels depleted
>>333676283
i have access to the internet, so i can already get all the viya in the world, and 99% of them i can already get for free through piracy.
so why the fuck would i push the button? seems to be a moronic choice.
No way. I already have trouble playing all the games I buy, and if I wanted to I could get hundreds more for free.
I'll buy myself a double barrel shotgun before pressing the button.
>>333676283
>you can get all the vidya you want in life for free.
That's not far off from how it is now. Allowing myself to be sneak attacked by a undead Kleer just so I can avoid paying for a couple of old carts and CDs for classic consoles? You can't be Serious.
