I'm hanging out with some guys and playing Dark Souls III right now.
You guys wanna talk about Dark Souls III?
yeah, dark souls is pretty dope, I'm actually watching some guy play some DaS 3 right now, I think his name is Jason
anyway, looks cool, wonder how he got the copy this early
>>333655119
What a coincidence. I also know Jason. But yeah, Dark Souls III is pretty great.
Jason kind of works with a guy named Austin Walker and Austin is a fucking piece of shit wannabe academic motherfucker who compares cellphones to a "McLuhan-esque extension of the self" in a normal-ass article about the video game console PS4.5. I fucking hate Austin Walker.
Dark Souls III crashes a lot. Do you think the video game developers behind Dark Souls III will ever fix it?
>>333655397
hahah, yeah
THE CHAT'S GONNA FREAK
DUDE WRESTLING LMAO
IT'S JUST MY HEEL PERSONA BRO
>>333655397
>wannabe academic
But he literally is an academic isn't he?
That Guilty Gear game is weird, and I've always been interested in seeing some of it.
Does Mary like Dark Souls?
>>333655702
in a joke field anon, also pic related, he's a fat cuck faggot, fuck him
More like crash souls
>>333655656
HAHAHA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
DARK SOULS III
IS THE WORST GAME IN THE SERIES
HAHAHA OH MY GOD DREW YOU THREW THE GRENADES ON A MAN WHO'S LYING DOWN.
HAHAHA YOU'RE SUCH A HEEL DREW! HAHAHA BLOW UP THAT MARK!
FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU
DARK SOULS III
Fuck I hate Brad so much.
How does he keep getting away with being such a piece of shit.
>>333655941
He's a core member of the original gang so he gets away with everything.
>>333655941
the same way alex does, jeff is their big daddy/enabler
>>333655781
What field?
>>333655941
He's been playing games like Dark Souls III forever.
He's probably just around because Jeff needs someone around who he can reminisce about covering past video games like Dark Souls III.
It's like a loveless marriage that the couple remains in because it's more trouble to split up. And it would ruin the kids' lives.
A lot of his other co-workers moved away. One died.
You can die a lot in Dark Souls III.
>>333656195
Media Studies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSXf0xCTXy0
Are you motherfuckers ready for some VR?
>>333655397
mfw faggot austin talked about his ''''''''dissertation''''''' on the beastcast
>it's about EVE online
kek
also when Vinny or Jeff can't remember, asked him 'how's your dissertation going by the way', he said 'poorly' and 'not that great'
kek
also he's in debt >>333655781
JUST
>>333656404
That's a video game! I like video games!
Brad falling for hype videos. What a surprise.
VR is a joke
>>333656467
>also he's in debt
The student debt doesn't bother me. It's hearing him talk about his credit card debt that bothers me.
How do you not grasp the concept that if you're poor, you should only pay for shit you need and not much else.
He probably spent a ton of money on VIDEO GAMES LIKE DARK SOULS III.
I am a level 26 pyromancer.
>>333656553
Did Brad get a boner?
Did they fuck?
Did they talk about how Dark Souls III isn't done yet, but it's still being sold?
>>333657058
>yfw jeff tries to kill himself in every fucking VR game he plays
true lad
>>333657058
>There will never be a Persona 3 VR Remake
Why live? Fuck, that would be so cool.
>HTC vive got a 9.3 from IGN
lying faggots, based Jeff tells it how it is, don't buy this shit
Bumper Junkers is one of the two games for the Vive that actually seems worthwhile.
>>333657149
Release me from this agony.
>>333657609
Functionally it seems alright, but it's so goddamn expensive.
>>333657714
KEK
>>333657781
>>333657714
>Eighto pointu eighto
>I ruv you Chie-chan!
Dark Souls III is a video game that has magic rings in it.
>>333655008
>I'm hanging out with some guys and playing Dark Souls III right now.
sounds gay
>>333657921
Oh my god.
>I'm gonna need two guns for this suicide
[FUCK YOU INTENSIFIES]
>>333658035
It is. We have to rub each-other's assholes any time the fat southerner guy dies from doing something stupid.
Jason on suicide watch
FUCK. We almost got to see Jeff fall on his face and die.
While playing a video game
Jeff is gonna take another tumble soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N3nTf5s_zo
I thought he was about to grab that robot's cock.
>>333658906
Not even robots are safe from Jeff.
>Talking casually about doing drive-bys going 45 in a neighborhood where the speed-limit is probably 20.
>>333659334
#justjeffthings
>>333659295
That was really a decent set once they got rid of the nyancat.
>>333659295
SAY THE LINE JEFF
Dark Souls III, Dark Souls III
There are cool things in Dark Souls III
Caffiene fucking freaks me out. I drank two cups of coffee a day for a week and couldn't function without it for a week after. I had to wean myself off of it. I hate chemical dependency.
No Jeff no!
HAHAHAH
DO A STUNNER JEFF
HAHAHA
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YYYYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ROBOT
HAHAHAHAHA
STONE COLD
>>333659529
Vinny loved DeS before it was cool, then Shitrick jumped on the bandwagon of DaS 1, then Brad, then Jeff played BloodBorne
only Vinny is a true souls bro, everyone else just wants muh gamur cred and harcorez gameraustin is a piece of shit faggot who loves DaS 2, because he's a special snowflake
>>333659675
Caffeine hardly does anything to me. I drink a cup every morning but I don't notice any difference if I don't drink it.
Guess I just like having some warm liquid in the morning that isn't tea.
>>333659798
>austin is a piece of shit faggot who loves DaS 2, because he's a special snowflake
I hate that he's the only one with a working knowledge of anime and obscure Japanese video games. I have to deal with his attitude if I want to hear about anything that isn't regular shit.
>>333659786
You threw that robot Just like latino heat did in 2004's no way out FUUUUCKK YOUUUUU
>>333660106
God damn am i tired of wrestling references
The show is over.
I am the OP
And I am a liar. I do not care about Dark Souls III.
I do not want to talk about Dark Souls III
I will probably never play Dark Souls III.
I made this thread to talk about the Giant Bomb dot com Unprofessional Fridays stream. Men play video games and stream it over the internet.
The last thread was deleted by a janitor.
I made this eceleb thread anyway because I am clever.
Call the cops.
>>333660385
>>333658658
Is there any further video regarding the aftermath?
>>333660616
Nope! As far as I know, he crawled away after to stay out of the camera's view.
That's dedication.
>>333660385
Why do you watch UPF of all things? It's the most boring thing they produce. Maybe second only to Metal Gear Scanlon.
I can only watch jaded guys be jaded for so long.
>>333660719
As expected from the man who was on the phone taking a dump during the closure of the dreamcast.
>>333660836
I do it out of habit at this point. I've been there since day 1, and I hold out hope that something interesting will happen at least once a week.
I know Brad's going to pick some boring game because he's a boring person. And I know Jeff is going to mug for the camera.
But Jason and Dan pick interesting shit on occasion, and that's OK.
>>333661113
I started skipping all of brads parts for a while and then just realised the rest wasn't worth the time either. And anything good I miss will be in those best of giant bomb montages.
In short: free yourself, anon!
>>333661335
>last best of giant bomb was announced to be something new and special
>one video was deleted
>nothing new for 3 from xpanther
