>startup game
>immediately get a message
>start up game for first time
>friend messages you "so is it any good? should I buy it?"
>having friends on Steam/PSN/whateverthefuck
You brought it unto yourselves.
>JUSt start up the game I downloaded
>text message
>hey, let's go eat somewhere anon
>>333634564
>startup game
>You have won the start game trophy
>You have won the select character trophy
>You have won the start stage trophy
>Start playing a game
>Skype "bwoop"ing constantly, everyone decides to message me on faceook, Obama sends me a personalized email asking if id like him to come down and give me a handjob
>Stop playing game an hour later
>Everyone offline
Every time.
>trying to mod game
>keeps crashing
>messaged by friend
>I died because you kept covering up the map
>mfw
>>333634910
>remove friend
>are you sure?
>yes
>start up game
>having a great time
>suddenly remember you're a loser
>>333636662
iktf
>click in-game confirmation box
>someone just sent a skype message and now you're on the desktop
>>333635146
normiecuck reeeEEEEEEEEE
>>333636662
Happens every time I play KoF. I just can't git gud since there are no Mexicans in my area that can teach me and all of the Chinese people are restaurant employees that are too busy working even if the have played 97 by some miracle of a chance.
>>333636662
every time ;;
>>333636662
being a 27 year old neet, this happens a lot, and it's ruining my life
>Join TF2 server
>Get message
>"Ah, I see that you're playing TF2! I'll be right on so I can be your pocket Medic."
>mfw
The faggot doesn't even ask.
I hope he doesn't read this, because last time I faked internet issues just to avoid it.
He's annoying as fuck.
>start up game after downloading all the DLC
>The AAA DLC has been unlocked look for it in the missions menu!
>The BBB DLC has been unlocked look for it in the missions menu!
>The CCC DLC has been unlocked look for it in the missions menu!
>The DDD DLC has been unlocked look for it in the missions menu!
>The EEE DLC has been unlocked look for it in the missions menu!
>The FFF DLC has been unlocked look for it in the missions menu!
>>333637573
tell him to fuck off you fucking beta
>>333637751The dude is in like, Stage 4 Autism, and I'm pretty sure if I unfriended him he'd kill himself.
>>333638038
good, then you wouldnt have to put up with his bullshit
its a win/win to tell him to fuck off
>>333638038
Good
>Join friend to play vidya
>Start Skype chat
>He adds literally everyone on his friends list to the chat
This thread.. all these depressing ass losers.
Fuck you American's are sad little people.
>>333638836
>talking for like 20 minutes
>hear a laugh I don't recognize
>realize some guy I don't know has been listening to me talk without saying anything the entire time
>>333637573
Hey man come on. I just wanted to play...
>start game
>/v/ autist friends says : >[name of your game]
>4am
>get a message on steam
>"sup"
>Start up game
>See friends playing multi
>just wanna play single player of different game
>Switch to offline mode to play in peace
>text message
>hey, why'd you put yourself offline?
