Dó you play with your handhelds when you drive?
In a bodybag
>>333633619
No. Are you retarded?
>>333633619
>He owns a volkswagen
no thanks, im not some weaboo neckbeard, I dont want other commuters to be judging me as I blaze past them at 70 mph playing doing shiny breading in pokemon
This was a dumb idea
>>333633619
That game plays itself, you just have to mantain "a" to fastfoward the battles, so this thread is invalid
>>333633854
I agree. I'd hate to be OP right now.
Yeah, last game I beat was Henry Hatsworth while on a long drive to Ontario.
>>333633619
>having a Volkswagen
>not having a based Mazda
Fat Neckbeard Reflection on the VW Logo
we had this before
>>333633619
>Volks
>Blue Jeans
>Manual Gear
Brazil.
>>333633887
I too like to play on Phoenix mode
>>333633619
your thumb looks ridiculous...not only are you fat but your hands are borderline deformed
People who do shit while driving are the worst. I sell insurance and I hate these fuckers.
>oh yeah I got had an accident because I was texting while driving
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY INSURANCE WOULD BE 350 DOLLARS A MONTH
>>333633619
Post more op. You looks hot in your reflection.
he's not driving
you can tell by the angle of his leg
>>333633619
>volkswagen
>not paying attention to the street when driving
>buying the Eng version of Fates
>being fat
>>333633619
>Zooms in on VW logo
Wow nice neckbeard.
>>333634083
>his car isn't manual
Look at the pleb and laugh!
>>333633619
holy shit look at that hand jesus christ
Kek
I remember thisLook at the Volkswagen logo carefully
>>333633619
>using your handheld outside your house
M8...
>>333634815
fucking beat me by 30 seconds
>>333634815
>>333633619
we've already had this thread, why are you reposting
>those hands
ew
mine are so nice and normal, apart from the fact that they're hairy.
>>333633619
Why are you so fucking fat OP?
>>333634934
man, i remember ten years ago when you were a cool tripfriend contributing meaningfully to threads
now you're a shittier quentin, what the fuck is wrong with you?
filtered.
>>333634898
>>333634949
>>333634975
what are we laughing at here? vws being shit?
>>333634934
>implying there's anything wrong with that
>>333634540
Holy shit I just noticed it.
OP CONFIRMED FOR NECKBEARD.
>>333633619
>THAT THUMB
>HANDLETS
>>333635138
look very closely at the logo
See if you can make out... a shape of sorts
>>333635138
You can see the neckbeard's face in the reflection
>>333633619
OP HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT YOU FAT BITCH?
>>333635093
Lol.
>>333634518
>got into an accident
>got claimed that I wasn't at fault
>insurance still got upped.
Insurance people are the worst
>>333633619
You LITERALLY have the ugliest and fattest hand I've ever seen. I can't even imagine how repulsive your feet must look let alone the rest of your body. Average Nintendrine I suppose.
>tfw 23 and I still can't drive
>>333633619
>things to say before driving over bunch of kids&elderly woman before crashing into truck and dying
sure is smart to do every fucking thing in the world that makes you focus outside the ROAD
>>333635382
>>333634934
I still got this about you
>>333633619
How do you change gears m8?
:)
>>333635513
>mfw 23 have driver license and a car since i'm 18 and barely drive since i order shit online and every super market is close enough to walk there
>>333635594
Scathing.
>>333633619
>that thumb
Jesus christ, you're fat and and idiot.
ITT: OP got his licence a month ago and still needs to show off that he's no longer a 'boy'
I play mobile games while I drive.
Been doing it for 3 years now. No accidents.yet
>>333634815
it's the reflection of the guy holding the phone...?
>>333635781
>and and
excuse me while I off myself
>>333635715
How many hours do you spend on /v/, annoying weaboo?
>ó
Fuck off fagbomb.
>>333634815
I don't see it..
>>333635513
Nigga are you me?
Well, I can drive kind of. But I don't want to get a liscene cause I don't want more responsibility
>>333633619
No i only play my handheld in bed or when i workout at home. I wouldn't be caught dead with it in public. Family settings are borderline.
>>333635835
>haha clash of cans sure is fun OH SH-
do you really wanna die that way?
>>333635993
You don't see the neckbeard?
>>333635961
filter the SJW?
>>333635961
An hour every other day maybe?
>>333636012
Yeah same, I took a few lessons ages ago but stopped bothering to do more. I'll definitely start again this summer though. Maybe.
>>333635993
He's a fat beardo.
>>333635415
this
>Spotless record? Zero tickets? Good car? Holy shit free money, we'd be glad to give you a good rate!
>Wait a second, this says single young white male - we're sorry, were gonna have to charge you triple the usual rate.
>>333636064
>die thinking clash of clans is fun
Nobody deserves that
newshits https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/330365831/
>>333635415
>you got in an accident
>now you are statically more likely to be in another, regardless of "fault"
>your rates go up because you are a bigger risk for the company to insure
Pls tell me you understand the concept of insurance at all.
>>333636189
You don't believe that bullshit, I see you every day on a lot of posts, every fucking day you NEET.
I shitpost on 4chan while I drive
>>333633619
>those hands
I do.
I'm a delivery driver and when I get hour gaps, I play on my hacked 3ds. Best purchase I've made.
>>333633619
No because I'm not a fucking retard endangering others lives
why cant people shave their neckbeards? do they think it looks good? it takes 30 seconds with an electric razor and you can even choose to have stubble if you want the rugged look
>>333633619
Didn't we have this exact thread a few weeks back? Months maybe?
>>333636104
>>333636231
>is funny cause fat and beard
>>333636850
My guess is either major lethargy or acne
>>333633619
do you wanna end up like the qt in this psa op?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW9FFNmVsng
>>333634675
It's 2016 get with the times you old fag, only dumbshits use manuel
>>333636850
they're disillusioned enough to think that their neckbeard is still a real beard because beards are popular
>tfw insurance is $45/mo
>>333636850
never go outside so no one to impress, if I do go outside though it comes off.
>>333636437
>Pls tell me you understand the concept of insurance at all.
>give people x rate
>they get into accident
>surcharge to compensate for lost profit over time
Seems simple enough to me
>>333636521
Why are you lying anon? And why aren't you filtering?
>>333635513
Wow what a fag
>>333637016
That's kinda high. I'm $120 a year. You're not young, are you?
>>333636946
Neckbeard Detected
>>333635513
>27 and can't drive
Well I live in a city so I use public trans as an excuse
>>333636946
Shut it fatso.
>>333633619
That image is a repost.
>>333637168
There is no car insurance in the US that is $120 a year
>>333636302
Say you identify as a woman during your younger years. Pretending to be a tranny has benefits
>>333637746
I'm Australian.
>>333637845
my condolences
>>333636850
If you have a beard should you bother shaving the neckbeard?
>>333633619
OMG that is SO unsafe I'm reporting you to the FBI!!
>>333637909
Thanks anon.
>>333637845
Hence the difference
>>333638007
Where's the ecchi you cunt
>>333637969
depends on how big the beard is. if its full hobo lumberjack tier then no, but if its like a short or styled one then yeah
>>333633619
What's the problem?
I do it all the time, I almost lost 2 hours in the traffic every single day when I'm coming home after work.
op please get killed in car accident buddy
>>333637845
No wonder
>>333633619
>Reposting this thread
>>333638120
Derailing threads is against the rules anon.
>>333636850my girlfriend digs it
>>333637845
At least you can easily buy an holden commodore.
>>333633619
Yeah, the steering wheel helps with getting the gyroscope working.
>>333636064
My fucking friend does that shit, he'll pull up clash on the highway.
I play FFVI on gba emulator on my phone while i'm driving.
Big whoop wanna fight about it?
>>333639087
why bother fighting if you're going to die soon, anyways?
>>333633905
You mean Opel
>>333639654
I'm driving a 40tons truck for work so i'll be not the one dying. Work 80hours a week so it's the only way to play games
>>333639940
I've compelted that now mate. I'm on A link between worlds.
>>333639992
but /v/ actually mostly likes ALBW
>>333633807
I own a VW Jetta (2004) and it's been really good to me. Very little trouble, and I got it used like five years ago. I really like it.
>>333635513
>tfw 23
>>333641003
Never seen jerry happier in my life.
>>333637845
wow
this makes a lot of sense
>>333634815
>>333640169
>MUH NOSTALGIA!
Overrated as fuck.
>>333633619
I'm surprised no one noticed OP is either a midget or has baby hands. While he drives a VW and plays his 3DS.
>>333634815
jesuschrist
>>333633619
Anyone who dosen't keep their eyes on the road is an asshole who deserves to get killed in a wreck. They're just as bad as drunks.
>>333633619
This got posted 1 or 2 weeks ago
>>333633807
>he drives Japanese imports
>>333634815
yes? you were expecting a supermodel?
>>333633619
Fuck no. I can barely manage to drive when paying attention.
>>333642046
It's okay you will do better next time.No you won't. I can't believe you failed your fucking driver's test, you're worthless anon, just give up.
>>333641908
It's too bad they are more likely to kill someone else rather than themselves.
>>333642046
What Country, anon?
If you're outside the UK or Japan, you're a failure of a human.
>>333642046
I probably learned more on my first driving test than all of my time leading up to it. That said, if you fail more than once you might be ac.uck
>>333634934
I'd rather use my 3DS in public than be a retarded tripfag on /v/
>>333633619
Do you like to die or end up on a hospital bed??
I personally don't.
>>333642046
Underage B&
>>333634934
>Using a trip outside of where it's needed
M8...
>>333642046
>tfw first person in the family to pass it on the first try
>tfw I'm a shitty driver too
>>333647463
>>333646779
Why not filter m8s
>>333639945
> it's okay to be dangerous on the road because in an accident the other person will die and not me.
>>333635513
Damn. I am gonna be 19 in a bit and don't how to drive yet because lazy. Thanks anon.
>>333642046
The worst feeling
>>333634815
Wew I have seen the Truth. The Eldritch Abomination is Real.
>>333635415
I feel you on this one at least, not at faults suck and it is bullshit that it hurts you. Some companies are better than others about it, though, so there's at least some recourse.
You'd be surprised how many bad drivers there are who bitch about rates though.
>>333634934
>using a console inside your house
m9....!
>>333652645
>Using a console
M10
>>333633619
>volkswagen
>automatic
>doing anything else while driving
how to trigger /o/ in 3 easy steps
>>333636437
You might have a point if insurance profit margins weren't abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous horseshit.
>>333633619
Playing Star Fox with gyro controls on the highway is the only way to experience the game.
>playing handhelds in public
get on my level
my vita case is perfect for this
>>333635513
I got mine when I was 22, I failed the driving test once for a bullshit reason when I was like 17 and got demoralized into being a NEET for a while.
>>333633619
>Dó
>ó
Wew lad
>>333634815
B-boogie? I-is that you?
>>333633619
this is lapd and you are under arrest op
>>333633619
Ahaha oh fuck I remember this picture
