What do you think he's doing right now?
>>333620631
Every day Hideo Kojima winds up happy clockwork doll Stefanie Joosten, Kojima takes the wind-up key and puts it in happy doll Stefanie's key slot and turns it to make her move, each turn of the wind-up key makes robot doll Stefanie giggle and jitter from the grinding and working of her ticking mechanical clockwork insides that fill her perfect automaton body. Happy silly cooing comes out of her perfect plastic doll lips and her shiny glass eyes light up with joy and cheerfulness from having her perfect mechanical doll robot body wound up by Kojima's hands. Then she gets up and goes about her day to please all of Kojima's fans with her perfect happy Stefanie doll face and clockwork Joosten toy body. Each of her moves brought by the grinding and ticking of the cogs and springs and gears and pulleys and all happy clockwork insides that fill her doll body. And all of Kojima's fans fall in love with her because she's a perfect happy robot Joosten doll and that makes Kojima happy, and nothing makes clockwork doll Stefanie Joosten happier than making Hideo Kojima and his fans happy with her smiley happy plastic face and perfect doll body. That's why she's the forever happy perfect and thoroughly mechanical Stefanie giggly robot doll.
>>333621003
>>333621003
Usually these copypastas I see around are pornographic. I was disappointed.
>>333620631
Her
>>333621715
it IS pornographic, you just lack insight
Scanning her feet for his next game
>>333622048
I'M GONNA TICKLE THE JOOST UNTIL SHE PEES HERSELF!
>>333620631
Walking down the street going; "I'm Hideo Kojima.".
>>333620631
Spending 40% of development costs to meticulously motion capture her face.
>and feet
>>333622291
That's bullshit but I believe it
>>333620631
Sleeping. It's like 2 in the morning in Japan.
>>333621715
look deeper anon
>>333622458
perfect time to be fondling a Joost!
>>333620631
cocaine
>>333621003
I have the weirdest boner.
>>333622985
it's a perfectly normal boner, do not be alarmed
I saw Kojima at a grocery store in Tokyo yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, rike you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Kept you waiting, huh? Kept you waiting huh? Kept you waiting huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Pockys in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Pockys and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any nanomachine infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Pocky and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>333623160
perfect
>>333622985
did you rike it?
>>333622048
He's done. There will be no more games.
