heh
>>333594343
>mistakenly
"Please get buffed."
>>333594343
>mistakenly
She's probably one of the top players.
>>333594343
I just wanna dominate top again.
>old people do stupid shit
Is that really newsworthy?
>>333595301
>video game journalism
>newsworthy
>>333595212
oh geez, that gif is old
That's kinda cute tbqhwumyfamilia
>Garen's new voicover
This is literally what Moses tried to prevent
>>333595946
We were promised no more floods. Next Earth will be cleansed in fire.
> league shitters praying to get out of bronze
Maybe i'm getting old but i don't find this funny. I feel sorry for her.
>mistakenly
>>333595301
>>333595774
What? They barely changed much aside from giving him the best model in the game so far
>>333596153
Why? For her it could be a simple and embarrassing mistake. It could be her first time ever seeing a giant display statue protected in a glass container.
>>333596314
is this old lady chinese? She probably thought it was Guan Yu or some shit
>>333594343
She knows Demacia will return.
>>333596101
>there are people that struggle for real getting out of bronze
I dont get it. How
>>333594343
>Demacian scum.
>>333594343
>Not praying for based Shurima
>there are people here who are unironically bragging about their MOBA achievements.
SMASH 'EM HULKSTER
>>333596679
The game is easily thrown by one or two laners now, your solo experience isn't enough to translate success into the late game anymore, your early lane pressure as a jungler means nothing now that towers are the only objective worth a shit anymore.
S6 is dead game
>>333595946
>>333596029
>>333596153
Pray that Jesus comes back soon
>>333596679
>matchmaking becomes RNG game of whether or not you get the new/feeding/trolling/afk player
I play ADC and jungle, but I can't get out of bronze because all it takes is for one lane to be retarded, give the enemy the lead, and then have them collapse on me before I can try to kill anyone/secure an objective
>>333596456
My thoughts exactly. They've got Guan Yu in half the Chinese food places I've ever been in.
>>333595301
>kotaku
>news
>there are people who play league of shit
oh my fuck
>>333594343
get ready for the league children to wake up from their naps
>>333594343
Actually really fucking sad and makes me hate video games.
>>333595212
>losing top lane as Garen
how?
>>333595301
>Hulktaku
>news
>>333597195
>you are not a shitter
>your team has 4/5 possible shitter players
>the enemy team has 5/5 possible shitters
Statistically if you are better then bronze, you eventually get out of bronze.
Holy shit, people still play this gay game?
>>333600413
this, but shit's still frustrating
>initiate perfectly on 3~4 enemies twice, my team just watches me die then goes lol
>have to start ignoring my team, even though I'm the initiator and go straight for their ADC, kill him and that alone wins the team fight even if they kill me
solo queue is a completely different game than playing with a team
>>333594343
>catholics are not heretics
>>333600224
Garden's sustain needs you to leave him alone for fifteen years so he can regen, and top laners are getting increasingly better poke/trade, plus Grasp makes his passive a little less significant.
That said, if your lane opponent ends up as the Villain and you still lose, he's either fed to morbid obesity or you just can't play the game. My two cents, but I might be talking out of my ass here, haven't played a ton of Season 6 yet.
>>333595946
>getting rid of all the kick-ass idols for one single boring old god
Fuck Moses.
Why is shitaku still up?
>league of legends
>kotaku
is this the most cancerous thread on /v/ of all time
>>333601668
Garen shits on most top laners since he has really high damage, and a silence aswell.
Just build sunfire cape (against ad) or Spirit visage (against ap) and you will be immortal, get a black cleaver after and you are going to be scarier than an 6 item vayne.
>>333596456
>>333597821
>Guan Yu
>sword
>>333598891
how can you possibly spin this to be sad or that it's something that should make you hate video games?
>>333600962
Welcome to solo que in mobas Anon.
Absolute rules for playing solo follows.
1. There is no team, there is you vs 5.
2. Carry/Pusher or GTFO, gl supporting retards.
3. Mute all 9 players the second you join the game.
>>333604814
le epic post good sir +1
She was praying to Jesus and just mistook his statue for Jesus, she was praying to the man behind the entity rather than the statue.
rip destruction man
>>333600413
>eventually
I could only deal with mouthbreathing retards for so long before I just gave up on assfaggots
>>333605029
So Demacia?
>>333605029
>Not seeing that the woman is asian
>Associating a giant armored guy with a fuckhuge sword with an asian god
>Associating it with a famished kike
What.
Who did she think it was?
>All the christfags tipping their fedoras in this thread despite its just some gook trying to pray to a rucky charm god
top jej
Apparently she had mistaken him for one of the old Chinese gods, who were typically depicted with huge weapons and elaborate garb.
I thought Hulk Hogan got Kotaku shut down.
>>333594484
Kek
>>333606907
I can kind of see why.
>a bioware writer joined riot and retconned the league of legends out of a game called league of legends
Somehow I stopped caring a bit after that happened. I know the lore is all fluff and gameplay is what really matters but....
>>333596210
he no longer yells "demacia" when you use his q,e and r
only when you use w
this is the biggest nerf garen has ever recieved
>>333602803
Jewish food stores don't really give a fuck about accuracy. Order fried chicken, and they'll give you roasted duck and charge you $5 more. Luckily you could sue them for mad dosh when that happens
>>333609125
He always yelled Demacia with his w. Because of the comics and videos of him yelling Demacia while spinning or using his ult people remember it wrong
>>333596210
He used to go "AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAA" when he used Judgment, like me was spinning. They took that out.
>>333602519
You mean gets shit on. Pick someone who does more damage than him and watch him falter in trades and lose farm, pick someone he can't close on and watch him lose farm, it's not hard. I mean, fuck, new Darius absolutely destroys him without even trying. Garen needs to be able to dash in, land strike, and spin the full duration or else he just plain doesn't have the damage output to compete with most top laners nowadays. Anyone who can fuck with that pattern will invalidate him, and anyone who can eat that pattern and still come out on top will kill him. He's weak, but it's all for the better, because resourceless champions are fucking stupid.
>>333594343
>not praying to Cho'Gath
>/v/ full of lolbabbies
WE CREATED /vg/ FOR YOU FUCKS GO AWAY
>>333610773
Have you been to /lolg/? Because from what little I've allowed myself to see, they don't talk about League, they just spend 750 posts flaming about futa or some shit. It's the same problem with /jp/ and Touhou.
>>333598263
It's the most played game in the fucking world, no shit there are people who play it
>>333602519
>>333609832
The way I learned to play Garen was to just start with armor and as many health potions as you can and stay back with your minions in case your opponent decides to attack you. Then you just go in for last hitting, and make sure the action always stays closer to your turret just in case. But then again that would only be for AD matchups...
Farming is all that really matters when you go toplane anyway. Doesn't matter how many kills you or your opponent get, you can make up for it just by getting ~15 minions or some objective.
>>333611203
Boohoo you don't have a place to discuss why you are gold in a shitty baby game
>>333600962
anon, you don't have to initiate all the time, and when that happens or in most situations, you have to peel, you can't just leave your squishies all by themselves if they don't have hard CC to fend for themselves, specially if the enemy team can close the distance or delete them fast, that is why people leave you hanging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQzB0HDstLY
Can relate, I play tanky support/Top mostly and improved my gameplay a lot after following that simple fucking advice
>>333597037
Who's going to be the Lion?
>>333611754
>>333610773
>you can't discuss video games on a video games board
>>333613738
silly anon
we don't talk about video games here
>>333614920
fug u
I thought kotaku was going to die, what happened /v/?
>>333614920
not this shit again
>>333600962
I used to play LoL with a grill who was in bronze
the highest rating I'd ever gotten at the time was gold, and I smashed every single game 30 kills to zero and solo carried with ease
bronze players literally stand there and let you kill them
>>333614920
.
>>333614920
Jokes on you. My mom is already dead.
>>333614920
memes everywhere
>>333602519
>Just build sunfire cape
>not sunfire capes
>>333615129
Going to die is not the same as already dead.
>>333614920
wew
What's the difference?
Praying to a fictional historical warrior known for bravery and praying to a video game warrior character known for bravery.
>>333615923
the warrior that actually existed is in heaven and can grant you blessings for your worship
>>333615923
Well the warriors often existed, but what they did was... exaggerated
>>333614920
good
>>333614920
no
>>333614920
bozangles
>>333594343
Who do you think she thought it was?
>>333614920
>>333594343
>Not praying for Garen
>Not lighting five capes on fire and wearing them all at once to show your loyalty
>>333614920
DELETE THIS
Dunno about Garen,but praying to Karthus seem pretty reasonable to me
>>333614920
get fucked
>>333604814
i have played years of mobas and unfortunately this is correct
>>333605000
you have never played a pub moba game in your life if you think this isn't true
>>333614920
fuck you retard i hope you get raped by niggers and get aids
is mindset predetermined or influenced?
If it's predetermined, it means God intentionally wires some people to be "evil", and he himself, being the devil, creates people just to send them to Hell.
If it's influenced, then by definition we our ideologies trace back to our predecessors, which begin with God, the original asshole.
I'd bet my money on Ouroboros. Conceptually it transcends God and Evolution.
>Fearing a "Benevolent" God
>Somehow this makes sense to Catholics/Christians
>pic unrelated
>>333616697
Too bad he's shit right now.
>>333614920
wew
>league of legends
people still play this?
>>333614920
Noi
>>333617173
He's shit since 3rd season,I already got used to it
>>333614920
DELET THIS
>>333617078
*tips fedora*
>>333614920
NO
I miss the Garen and Mordekaiser of old. Everyone bitched and moaned about them one way or another, but fuck if they weren't fun if you actually knew what you were doing.
Went back and tried the new versions against some ever more annoying new champions and it was very... Underwhelming.
>>333614920
fucker
>>333602519
Literally nothing is scarier than a 6 items Vayne or Jax.
>lel
>>>/reddit/
>>333614920
Test
>>333614920
negro
>i hate anime
>>>/reddit/
>>333614920
immunity kitten, I'm all good
>>333595946
It's also what Mohammed tried to prevent