>Want to watch gameplay of a new game on Youtube
>Video starts with extremely loud dubstep and some shitty logo animation
>"Hey Yootoob"
>>333579763
what's up bros!!
>watch stupid shit on youtube
>get all offended and butthurt because it's stupid shit
>>333579832
>Extremely large facecam that takes up over 50% of the video
>>333579763
honestly I can't remember what game it was, but I just wanted to check out gameplay but the first three pages of youtube were almost exclusively markiplier and pewdiepie #33, #44 etc.
fuck this shit
>>333579913
>Implying I know its going to be stupid shit before watching it
>find documentary/playthrough of the development of a game and game secrets
>DMCA claim takes it down
>>333579763
>tutorial video
>notepad.exe typing
>shitty music from some third-world band nobody ever heard of
>misspellings and constant backspacing
>>333580008
the fact that it is on youtube implies as much, you dumb motherfucker
>>333579941
90% of his fanbase is teenage girls, what do you expect
>looking for solution to bug
>it's a screen capture video
>"Let the bodies hit the floor" starts playing
>notepad opens
>"Hey guys"
>it's the only solution that works
>>333580008
you're wasting your life watching LP's so that should be assumed
>>333580169
every fucking time
>>333580169
>notepad opens
>the guy types one word per minute
>makes a spelling mistake and starts fucking deleting his words so he can retype it all
FUCK.
>>333579763
Try typing "No commentary" in the search field. Usually this will get the results you want.
>>333579763
I don't get it. Do these people honestly watch their own videos and think they're funny or entertaining in any way?
>>333580153
I remember when I first heard a teenage girl talk about pewdiepie. Was really weird, then I looked at his face and it made a lot more sense
>>333579763
Unless it's a really recent game, usually you can find a longplay. It's what I always look for if I'm searching for gameplay.
>>333579763
i miss the old days when you can search videos of gameplay without morons trying to live of revenue.
>>333580072
>misspells a word
>deletes the whole thing and starts over
>thumbnail is official artwork
>title promises new gameplay or big reveal
>video starts with obnoxious CG opener
>Heyyyy guys!
Fuck me. Tricked again. I fall for it every fucking time.
>have sore nipples
>youtube what to do
>watch videos of girls playing with their nipples and getting them all oiled up
>check comments
>oh yeah baby play with them boobies, just how i like it my dick is 7 inches please PM me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7yXInGOYeE
>watch a video of a game on youtube
>no intro, goes straight to the point and doesn't talk
>>333581203
Why is this feel seemingly so commonplace?
>>333581686
do you breastfeed?
>>333581686
>Is it ok if breast feeding mothers swallow semen? Will it affect the breast milk?
>>333581789
"nerd" culture is finally on the way out. the norps are gonna appropriate depression and anxiety now.
>>333581203
>that image
>annoying 30 second intro
>what's up, Youtube, it's your boy *insert retarded name* coming at you with another video
>before we begin I'd like to ask you to smack that like and subscribe button because it really helps me out
Every time.
>AEEEEEEE HOW IT GOOOING YOUTUBE HYPERACTIVE GENERIC SHITHEAD HERE TODAY WE'RE FUCKING GOING TO FUCKING PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A PENIS HAHAHA PENIS HAHAHA DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT PENISES LOL
>>333582547
>PEGGLE!
>2!
Man that shit was awkward.
>>333583832
E3 is great like that. I don't even watch it for new game info, just for the fuck ups and buzzwords. E3 bingo is always fun, can't wait for this year
>>333581993
Am I wrong or has nerd culture becoming more and more mainstream with all the marvel movies and "gamer nerd girls" and smart is sexy just made actual nerd culture deeper and darker. It seems like all the classic nerds had to somehow dive into it 3 dream levels further in some vain attempt to retain their street cred.
>>333579763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw
uhhh stoo here
>>333583919
Do you have a bingo card for it? I'd like to play. It's funny how with E3 getting bigger and bigger the fuck-ups keep growing with it.
>lets make a meme
>Over at relatives house
>Cousin is on youtube
>His subscriptions are all fucking annoying ass Let's Players
>They all fucking scream and yell in the most obnoxious ways
He had a Pewdiepie video on, but he was the quietest one of all. I don't know shit about lets players so is it rare for him to be quiet or did he calm down or something? There was one fucking guy that was Irish or something and he wouldn't shut the fuck up.
I try to understand everything and why someone would like it, but they don't add any helpful advice, cool tricks or hints or even a fucking childhood story to fucking add on to the video. It's just literal baby entertainment.
>>333584067
You normally make them yourself with predictions and compare them with /v/. Then there's normally bingo threads when the event actually occurs. If you google image search "e3 bingo card" you'll find a shitload different ones
>>333579763
>cant remember what to do in some old game because its like a secret wall block in some random shitty square somewhere
>dont want to spend 20 minutes looking for it
>go to youtube and look up videos on said game
>the only videos that exist are 480p and some guy playing on Easy
>get even more frustrated as all fuck
>record a series myself doing nightmare mode instead because I hate this person and his shitty videos
>episode 12 and back to the missing hidden fucking square
>I still dont fucking know where it is and now several days have passed since when I was originally here
>>333584859
And to think, before the internet you'd be really fucked.
>>333580169
youtube in a nutshell
