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>>333573305
20
They're already alive when they are seeing the Island. Which is dry land
>>333573305
All of them live. The boat will only sink when the last people are on board the raft and heading towards the island. It's a 4.5 minute trip to the island and 4.5 back.
>>333573305
Is this for toddlers?
15
13
>>333573305
They're all gonna live
>>333573469
>>333573483
Who's rowing the boat back?
>>333573469
I might revise my answer to say one person dies depending on how the raft is returned to the ship and whether it needs a pilot for that leg of the journey.
>>333573483
Retard. 20/9 is less than 3, so at most only 2 trips can be utilized, which means 10 people.
>>333573535
ding ding ding
>>333573595
But he gets back for third trip at 18 minutes
>>333573595
You dumb fuck, they'd be on the raft when the boat sinks.
13 people.
14.
The captain always goes down with the ship.
>>333573305
That depends, does the boat need at least one person in it to come back to the boat?
If not, all 15 can escape. If not, 13.
>>333573469
>the raft paddles itself back to the boat
They all live, since the passengers are women and can swim past the man-eating sharks
>>333573305
0
I sink the raft.
9?
>/v/ in charge of puzzles
cum on step it up
>>333573665
So then there's only 2 minutes left, and a round trip needs 9, so the last 5 die.
>>333573750
*If so, 13.
13
>>333573836
They'd be on the raft, not the boat.
>>333573756
It's using GPS and the latest Google tech to save navigate, and uses an outboard engine. The question doesn't say it's a paddle boat, just a life raft and you can get some really high tech ones.
>>333573779
That she's dyslexic
>>333573305
All of them. You can clearly see the fucking island in the picture. It's like 10 feet away.
>>333573925
>save navigate
Self navigate.
15 people will LIVE to see dry land, since they all already saw the island. However.
5 people board the life raft and get to shore. 4 disembark, and 1 rows his way back. 11 minutes left. 10 people are not safe.
4 people get on the raft and then those 4 disembark, and the 1 rows his way back. 2 minutes remain. 6 people are not safe.
4 people get on the raft just as the boat is sinking. Leaving 2 people on the boat. These five disembark on the island.
13 people can be saved.
>>333573925
Fortunately, this time, in context to the game, there is a very simple response: you're incorrect.
>>333573918
But it takes 4.5 minutes to go from the island to the boat, the person rowing the life-raft wouldn't have time to get to them.
>inb4 someone posts a monty hall variant and /v/ shits itself
>>333574040
>you're incorrect.
Only from a very narrow world view. Layton ain't my President, I didn't vote for him, so I ain't wrong. The whole damn world is.
>>333573779
TEXT ME
>>333573779
TEXT ME
>>333574121
You just brougt it up you nigger no stopping it now.
Test
>>333574143
It is entirely to the person who posed a problem to decide if the answer is correct or not.
>>333574090
>5 people depart and go to island in 4.5 Minutes
>1 person comes back in 4.5 minutes
>4 people get on and go to island in 4.5 minute
>1 person comes back in 4.5 minutes
>4 people get on, with 18 minutes having passed and go to island in 4.5 minutes
>boat sinks about halfway while the raft goes to the island
Wew
There's a duck behind a door and two cars in another. You want the duck. The host reveals a door and and there's a duck behind it. Would you switch doors?
>>333574165
>>333574162
>TEXT ME
There isn't a repeating letter in there, so there can't be two E's.
>>333574217
It's attitudes like that that are holding America back, and stopping visionaries from making it great again.
>>333574272
fuck the duck
>>333573779
Ocvf yb
All of them. The last 5 are able to jump on the raft the last minute.
This is the answer. If you disagree you are retarded.
>>333574290
Its an enigma machine output.
>>333574290
You clearly don't understand the puzzle.
>>333574290
look on your keyboard retard
>>333574272
>You want the duck.
Not falling for that again.
>>333574290
Look at the bite marks on the chocolate spaces on the letters and then look at your keyboard
>>333573779TEXT ME
>>333574370
Read the thread, then commit sudoku in shame to regain your family honor.
>>333574370
And how will the raft return to the boat without a rower?
>>333573779
im fucking retarded. Please tell me what the trick is behind this. There's New. Yew. We. Gyne? lmao
big ol gyner. Uh. Wygecn. FUCK
I can't figure it out. Buy me a hint dammit.
>>333574090
What
Presuming it takes NO time to load passengers, you make a round trip, delivering 4 people. Then ANOTHER ROUND TRIP. Which means with 2 minutes left he is AT THE BOAT and can get 4 more people. He can deliver 4 people 3 times, plus himself.
>>333573305
Post the goddamned solution already.
>>333573305
Well the question is, how many people will live to see dry land? The answer? All of them because all of them can see land from the boat and they are alive (for the time being).
>>333574454
My keyboard spells out GECY NW
>>333573779
Are you actually supposed to have a keyboard next to you or have keyboard layout memorized to solve this?
>>333573779
I'd be more interested in the pair of panties she wrapped the box with.
>>333574272
Yes, because I'm pathologically self-defeating.
Why not just take the sinking ship to dry land? They got 20 minutes to get there.
>>333574560
13.
>>333574562
Goddamnit he's right
>>333574618
Yes. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a story puzzle, so you could always come back to it.
She canoeing up a tree and your back wheel falls off, how many bricks can you fit in a house?
>>333573779
Oh shit I get it now.
Up g
e
left c
left y
right n
right w
>>333574665
>why not just sail a sinking ship
I'll let you think about that one a little more before I call you a retard.
>>333574665
Maybe the engine room is flooded. Maybe the captain is on the bridge with some c4 and a gun to make sure the boat sinks in 20 minutes, maybe they like puzzles more than life itself.
>>333573779
>implying I have a girlfriend
>>333574272
I switch doors. With my new car I drive to the duck
>>333574534
Kek
>>333574390
>>333574408
>>333574426
>>333574454
O-Oh, I guess I'm retarded.
>>333574698
Thanks. Here is a cute girl for realizing the truth.
>>333574454
THANK YOU. Thought the bite marks were just extra flavor to the drawing not actual hints.
of course layton doesn't give you a fuckin simple puzzle always some fucking hook to trip you
>>333574825
>Layton riddles
>using actual math
Fuck these games and their shitty double standards.
>>333574801
>Lameton is the captain
>he rigged the island with explosives
>the hull damage was a ruse
>he and the first mate are the only ones to survive as the island explodes in the distance
>he pushes the first mate overboard
The answer is one survivor.
>>333574604
Great, now look at the bites in the chocolate and figure out how to use that information to transmute gecy nw into text me.
>>333574825
Thank god it wasn't a trick question. I would have flipped my shit if Layton japed me again.
>>333573779
I don't get it. Why sending you chocolate to get you to text her? What's the point?
>>333574534
>>333574965
what do bite marks have to do with anything
>>333574984
Women crave attention and this just screams it
Here's an easier puzzle
>>333575021
Look at their position, then look at your keyboard.
>>333575021
Figure it out, dumdum.
>>333574825
I'm sure the raft wouldn't have sank if they put 6 people on it the first two trips. Two people DIED because they were blindly following the capacity label on the raft.
>>333574517
doesn't say it's no engine on the raft. they could configure it to return by itself.
>>333573305
>frogposters get mad that they aren't recognised as deserving to live
>hole the boat, everybody gets eaten by sharks
>>333575021
Nothing. She was hungry and couldn't hold herself back.
>>333575093
>>333575095
>>333574751
oh shit
who the fuck does this
>>333575083
Zero, just wait for it to melt on its own.
>>333575083
None. Just watch it melt.
>>333573305
>man-eating sharks
Because the sharks only eat men, throw the women and children to the waters, they can paddle along to the island
>>333575083
That's a fucking math problem
>>333575083
Jesus Christ what a shitty friend.
>>333575083
Who the fuck puts a present in a block of ice? This is ridiculous even by logic problems standards.
>>333575202
You sure about that?
>>333575083
Bring it in the shower with you
Done
>>333575202
Ironically, it's not. Unlike the boat problem, the solution is just to let it melt on its own. You could use cups of warm water to expedite the process, but time is all that's *necessary* to get the job done.
>>333575083
One cup tactically drizzled in a concentrated position above the gift in the ice block
>>333575083
Send it back smeared in shit. Fuck that guy.
>>333575136
No you couldn't. Even if you could set it straight for 4 and half minutes, the waves would knock it off course.
>>333574984
Attention! Both Your Girlfriend Have High Intensity Autism, Full Spectrum:DX.
She has sent you a strange chocolate bar that she likely rubbed her clammy greasy little autismal hands all over with the letters "wew, Lad" emblazoned upon the pips.
Are you a bad enough dude to discover the secret message within?
Hint: There are 4 letters. 2+2 = 4. 4 washington lane. The next clue is at the white house.
>>333575229
not if your friend likes solving puzzles.
>>333575238
>Who the fuck puts a present in a block of ice?
Reminds me of a story of two brothers that would constantly one up each other by putting birthday presents into harder and harder to open containers. They stopped after one brother encased a present in cement, and the other used explosives to crack it open resulting in the police turning up with some rather pointed questions.
>Most people not getting ops pic
>Live to SEE dry land
>Dry land is within eyesight of everyone
The answer is everyone.
>>333575318
C and D are lying, C broke the glass
>>333574290
Dumb shit
>>333574538
Use your keyboard.
The bites represent which letter on the keyboard the real letter is next to. No bite its a basic letter.
The hint is that your waifu likes gadgets.
So G^ Is T. E. is Nothing. C< Is X. Git it anon?
>>333575338
not necessarily. but then let's assume it has onboard computer/homing device that allows it to go directly to the ship without being knocked off course.
>>333575238
My sister's friend likes giving her difficult gifts. She put one in ice, another one in a jar of frosting, and one I think was just wrapped in tons of duct tape.
>>333575408
I had an ex like that. She wound up spending more on the containers than she did on the presents themselves.
>>333575510
Occam's Razor, nerd
>>333575547
Is that why you broke up with her?
>>333575318
D is covering for C because C saw certain "events" that transpired on the night of april 24th, 2003.
Events that might implicate D in a most gruesome crime.
Thus D is beholden to C to the utmost, and falls on their sword whenever capable, lest C loose their lips- such as they have a ill temperament given to flights of fury
>>333575606
more of a gillette guy, myself.
>>333575427
>answer is already posted in thread
>still going on about incorrect semantics
>>333575408
It was moleskin trousers, and it was a Christmas present. They kept regifting it back and forth. Eventually they made up rules about how the present couldn't be damaged in the act of "wrapping" or "unwrapping", or that brother would lose. It went on for something like 27 years. They spent a shitload of money regifting the same terrible present year after year.
>>333575640
No.
>>333575735
What anime is this cutie from?
okay, /v/
what has four wheels and flies
>>333575510
Oh yes, that technology which totally exists.
>>333575735
it never says it's within sight of the ship.
>>333575427
what was the answer?
>>333575819
your mom
>>333575735
I incorrected your moms semantics last night homo.
>>333575783
Boku no Pico
>>333575819
A shitmobile.
>>333575819
Boku no Pico
>>333575819
Your mother in a wheelchair
>>333575819
A plane?
>>333575819
>>333575831
oh, yes, this wild newfangled tech called a "GPS"
>>333575819
Trash Truck
>>333575819
The magic school bus
>>333575819
A garbage truck.
>>333575940
>self-guided propulsion using GPS
>on a life raft
Kill yourself. Seriously. You're too autistic to live.
>>333575968
>trash truck
>>333575819
A hearse
>>333575318
D broke the glass and C is lying.
>>333575819
The fTodd fHoward-mobile.
>>333575990
>school bus
>with four wheels
so it was the shortbus?
they were all special children?
>>333575819
Give me a day and I can make something with four wheels that technically flies
>>333573779
>girlfriend
WAKE UP
>>333576076
He didn't say it does fly, he said it has flies.
It's a "riddle", aka a shitty pun.
>>333576041
is there something wrong with that?
don't tell me lifeboats are still flimsy pieces of shit with oars.
have they learned nothing from titanic?
>durr just put a couple more rafts on the ship, it'll be fine.
>>333575940
Yes, and we use it in conjunction with on-board computers on life rafts in order to allow them to pilot themselves. It truly is a miracle living in this day and age.
>>333575668
>>333576051
GARBAGE TRUCK FINE
>>333576072
Of course they were, they thought a school bus was flying around in space.
>>333576072
Yup they were all special
Especially Carlos
>>333576173
>the life rafts cost as much as the entire ship just so they can have advanced modern technology for the sake of an autistic sperglord being right about overthinking a Layton puzzle
Just kill yourself. Please.
>>333576173
It doesn't matter if you think it's stupid. There is no such life raft in existence, so assuming Layton was referring to this hypothetical raft is braindead.
Seriously, are you just pretending to be retarded?
>>333575819
how come helicopters don't have mesh screens around the propeller?
seems ridiculous to be mere feet from giant spinning blades of death.
>>333576274
So you're saying Carlos wasespecial?
>>333576338
>thinking any of this tech is expensive
bitch please.
lawsuits are much more pricey.
>>333576395
Am I missing something or is this not a pun at all?
>>333575318
A and B are telling the truth. D broke it.
>>333574961
Only correct answer.
I miss Lameton threads.
>>333576365
Generally if you can fly a helicopter you aren't stupid enough to get a mississippi haircut
>>333576395
C
A
R
L
O
S
>>333575819
A garbage truck
>>333575750
okay i'll bite, why?
>>333576495
No, it's not a pun. He's retarded.
>>333576495
>>333576591
It's "special" in Spanish and the adjective form of espsecially.
>>333576365
You obviously have no experience with a helicopter. If you did you'd know that helicopters are ungodly abominations flown by devil-men thus any safety features suggested are ignored due to the craft wanting to tear itself apart due to the forces of evil surging through its' systems.
>>333576523
>implying helicopters don't have passengers who aren't trained in piloting them.
I guess they don't need them, but those swamp boats have them.
>>333576635
You should probably look up "pun" in the dictionary, because you clearly don't know what it means.
>>333573305
No one assuming you have a rope long enough to pull the raft back to the ship.
>>333576365
Why do the doors open in mid air? Why do people literally sit on the fucking edge of the open door, 500m above the ground on this unpredictable pinning death machine? What happens when it leans as it turns? Can't people fall off? The whole thing doesn't make any sense.
>>333576710
this place sure is no pun allowed
>>333576653
>You obviously have no experience with a helicopter.
yeah, that's why I'm asking /v/, which is clearly full of helicopter pilots.
>>333576710
>The pun, also called paronomasia, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.
>>333576653
>its'
Congrats on taking retarded grammar to a new level.
>>333573305
round-trip = 9 mins
2 trips = 18 mins
in the last 2 mins the boat can go back, total of 3 trips.
4 people left first trip
4 on second
4 on last
1 rowing
13 people? rip in peperonies Jack
>>333575819
Plasma Fiend?
Wait, that's either two or five.
A moveable garbage dump?
>>333574825
How is this the correct answer? You can clearly seem from the image, that they all lived long enough to see dry land.
>>333576801
>helicopters don't make sense
Truth, not enough people realize this.
>>333576801
seems dangerous.
>>333576890
>Congrats
Congratulations on taking retarded spelling to a new level.
I bought the first Layton game for $10 and it should be here by Monday.
What the fuck am I in for?
>>333576831
Yeah. Using a word from a different language that means the exact same thing is not a pun. It's no different than using a fucking synonym. You retard.
>>333576893
who says it's one for rowing? what if it requires two?
>>333576668
>swamp boats have them
Where do you think the name "mississippi haircut came from"?
Plus passengers know the deal because the pilot exudes confidence and werewithal, naturally guiding them away from the precipice of death
>>333576890
>he' doesn't like using apostrophes'
>>333574902
Ciel is briddy gud.
>>333573305
It's either 15 because they can see dry land from the ship or 13 because:
First Trip and back (11 minutes left): 4 people on the island, one rows back
Second trip and back (2 minutes left): 8 people on the island, one rows back
Last trip leaves with 2 minutes remaining and reaches the island: 13 people on the island, 2 left on the ship to be eaten by sharks.
>>333576985
>shorthand is wrong
>bad grammar is right
You are a retard.
>>333577052
>means the exact same thing
You're the fucking retard if you think special and especially mean the exact same thing. I'm sorry such a simple joke flew over your thick head.
>>333576953
still nowhere near dangerous as small planes. what idiot designed this shit?
>>333577018
Fun puzzles. Also,Layton is the killer.
>>333576921
they're not gonna die, the man-eating sharks eat men, they all wear skirts so they're women.
>>333576710
>Carlos would always make shit puns
>anon pulled a carlos
>HURRR waTs Da JoKe?
J
U
S
T
F
U
C
K
M
Y
PUNS UP F.A.M
>>333577171
The post doesn't say "especially", you illiterate fuck. Go read it again, then kill yourself.
>>333576503
>D said he broke it, and is lying
>Therefore, D broke it
Oh, you.
>>333577018
a decent game.
third is considered best though for some reason.
never played 2, but hear that's pretty good also.
hell they're all good.
>>333577242
It's not a pun if you replace an English word with the Spanish equivalent.
Jesus Christ you people are stupid.
>>333577247
>Yup they were all special
>Especially Carlos
And:
>It's "special" in Spanish and the adjective form of especially.
Get your eyes checked, mongoloid.
>>333576365
>>333576653
True. There are helicopters with explosive rivets in the blades so they can be blown away from the fuselage, allowing the pilot to eject. These are the works of madmen.
>>333577070
what if the propellers somehow go in the opposite direction and suck you into them?
>>333576801
>Why do the doors open in mid air
So you can lean out and shoot freedom at commies and terrorists.
>Why do people...
Easier to bring long arms to bear while sitting on the edge than in a seat back in the body, also better angles, since you can shoot downwards.
>What happens when it leans as it turns
You lean with it, and hope your pants and anything you're bracing with (legs, arms, hope) help.
>Can't people fall off?
Sure, that's why you generally tether yourself to the body of the vehicle.
>The whole thing doesn't make any sense.
Pretty much.
>>333577406
That's not the post theyre referring to
>>333577406
Right, it would be a pun in Spanish. But it's not in Spanish. It's in English. So it still makes no sense. For Christ's sake. You are so fucking stupid I can feel my blood pressure going up.
>>333577070
>mississippi haircut
I googled this and nothing came up
>>333577625
Carlos is Hispanic, you dipshit. It's a basic bilingual pun - he's especial: especially special. Christ almighty, keep digging that hole of yours.
>>333573779
FUCK ME
>>333575318
A broke the glass. See how the little shit starts talking? He doesn't accuse anybody but outright says that the guy who is going to rat him out is lying, How did A know C was going to implicate him?
>>333577625
I guess you could say it's goingalta
>>333577774
S
T
O
P
Carlos you're gonna make his blood pressure go up!
>>333575083
50 liters.
13
>>333574534
5 people survive since the boat is going to sink in 2 minutes.
>>333577484
You oscillate at the frequency of the blades in that instance, and become spun into the fabric of destiny
Alright, /v/, here's a simple puzzle:
>Derick has a cake cut into 8 slices
>Veronica asks for 1 slice
>La'quisha takes 25% of the cake
>John is given 1 slice
>Derick eats 1 slice
How much cake is left?
>>333577660
You've been blacklisted. Do not post here ever again.
>>333574534
Chaos erupts and the passengers fight amongst themselves for the chance to survive. At the last minute, everybody rushes to the lifeboat, immediately sinking it due to excess weight.
There are no survivors.
How can you solve these?
>>333578253
87.5%. Only Derick ate any cake.
>>333578253
>la'quisha taking all that cake
s m h f a m
>>333578253
3 slices.
>>333578253
6 gorillion
Or 3.25
>>333578253
None. La'quisha takes the rest as welfare.
>>333573584
a 5 man boat can hold far more than 5 people if you need it to.
>>333578253
If Derick isn't an asshole and cuts it somewhat equally AND gives Veronica her 1 slice then 3 slices of cake. If he doesn't give her a slice(she only asked) then half the cake is still there
>>333578253
>La'Quisha
Figures the fat niggress would ask for seconds. 3 slices, or 37.5% of the cake remains. Unless La'quisha asks for 25% after Veronica's cut.
>>333578253
Three, unless she is taking 25% of what's left after Derick takes his slice. Then it's 3.25 Cake.
Or you are being a bitch and 7 slices are left because derick ate his and no one else has expressly been described as devouring their portion.
Either way you are a fucking cunt and I pissed in the cake
>>333578554
I don't think a life and death situation is really the time to be figuring out how many people can fit.
CARLOS GET OUT RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
Aleight /v/ I got a better puzzle
>canjet fuel melt steel beams
>>333578751
No, but it can weaken the structure enough for it to collapse.
>>333578253
50%
>>333578554
It all depends on the individual sizes and weights of each persons. A weight limit is more reliable than a person limit.
>>333575859
It never says some one has to row it back
>>333578684
>>333578865
regardless, 5 man means 5 seats. One for the engine operator and 4 passengers. You could easily double it especially in calm waters near an island.
>>333578751
No but direct charges detonated at point of impact that were outfitted clandestine days before
and g-men secreting evidence away from ground zero to hidden warehouses does a false-flag make
>>333578702
these any good?
>>333578325
damnit
>>333578974
>5 man means 5 seats
You're making assumptions. Busses are often licensed for more passengers than seats, it's down to weight and safety issues. Maybe the people on board know it's 5 man boat because the other life raft just sank when 6 people tried to make it to land.
Can you do aHalf A Press?
>>333573305
Remember these are shit tier riddles. In the picture they could all see the island. 4 minutes away from the island is definitely visible in all but the worst weather.
They all live to see the island because they see it right away even if they drown or are eaten by a shark after.
>>333573779
Finds a way!
>>333579293
it's foggy.
also
>going by the picture.
>>333579189
>assumptions
Nope, you are. Federal regulations for boats (including safety boats) require them to have seating and are only to be used by the number of people they can seat. This is to avoid over filling and risking more lives than are necessary.
At the same time they are all built to pass stress testing well above what they are rated for including added weight and uneven loads.
A 5 man boat has 5 seats but can carry more than 5 fully grown adults at a time. Get rekt.
>>333579503
I swear if its that shitty ur mum will die meme
>>333579503
anon, no.
>>333579502
Really? It doesn't say that.
How about superman saves everyone, it's just as canon as fog
>>333579503
If you're going to play the semantics game and deny Veronica a slice, you have to acknowledge that only Derick is confirmed to have eaten any cake and, thus, all other slices remain. In short, kill yourself.
>>333573305
who says everyone will get attack by sharks if they swim?
>>333579612
>Federal regulations
Of which country? This boat is going down with a single life raft for 20 people. They're obviously not following compliance regs.
>>333579502
Where does it say it was foggy? Also a 4 minute trip by a little two stroke engine is like half a mile. You would still be able to make it out.
