http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/fight-glory-rome-2096
How good are you at this /v/? I just keep getting killed by Bandits.
The game refused to let me proceed when I refused to play the part of a faggot (pic related, it insulted me for not "tolerating" this perversion)
There's also a subtle hint that the game will later blaspheme Our Lord Jesus Christ.
Do not post his liberal shit on /v/ again
>>333489525
be gay
is this a joke? i beat it in one go
>>333489003
This game is ducking garbage, the writing is awful and it insulted me for not being gay.
I'm supposed to be a Roman, not a damn Greek!
Besides that, not being gay is NOT the same as being a bigot.
To hell with this bullshit.
>>333490689
DUCKING I SAY!
DUCKING!
>>333489003
>my feet are cold
>I'm hungry
>I wish I was at my villae playing ludus calculorum
>game over for not wanting to be gay
What am I, Hadrian or some other Greek boy lover?
>>333490993
>not turning your Greek fuccboi into a deity
>>333491191
>having a Greek fuccboi
>>333489525
>>333490689
>>333490993
Talk like this is why the temple was destroyed.
>>333490993
this
>"This is a tale about thrilling adventure, your sexuality is beside the point"
>It's literally a choice given
>The only one making a point about it is the author
This is some kind of laughably poor attempt to reverse the "if race doesn't matter then why make him black?" argument.
>>333492006
It's not. It's just a joke.
>>333492239
Well it was in poor taste and I'm offended.
>>333489003
It's not the right kind of gay to be honest. It's modern homosexuality projected onto ancient rome. The author could've spent five minutes skimming wikipedia to learn about sexuality in classical Rome, but instead we got this.
>>333492462
That's because it's a joke.
Lol I killed Lucretius, took teutonia, then when confronted with the lion, i prayed to jesus and won the game.
>finally my history degree has paid off
>get called to war against barbarian scum
>i'mfuckingready.gladius
>step outside and greeted by the beautiful sunny day
>thank you based gods
>neighbor sees me and comes over
>don't really have the time but alright
>"oh hey anon I see you're about to go off on a war again, huh?"
>"I do what needs to be done, Rome must to be protected by sword and shield not kindness, acta non verba"
>"okay, okay, anyway, I heard of this philosopher, some Jesus or other, and I think he's onto something, he talks about sharing our patrician wealth with the poor and needy, don't you agree? And also, he says he's the only path to salvation from eternal suffering, so I think it's important we hear him out.
>mfw
>swiftly grab Lucretius by his robes and execute him. He pleads for mercy, but an example must be made of those who turn their back on the gods.
What did you lot do today for Rome and the gods?
>>333489003
got the jesus ending. fuck this game and fuck you
>>333492517
Jokes are funny.
