How would you shill?
>The chromatic aberration is there to make the game look dreamy and surreal, just like its world is supposed to be. 28 fps serves that same purpose.
>Our game is perfect, There are no glitches
>If you don't like the our version of the character then you can fuck off
>>333461487
>The ones saying this game is shit are just poorfags
>If you don't play this game you are missing out anon
>But it is fun
>Come on it is not that bad, I mean look you can do x
>>333461487
You don't need to defend anything. All you need to do is astroturf the thread and then attack any detractors. Most people still don't believe that stealth marketing is real so you have the advantage.
>>333461487
"Did you see the new pose Blizzard gave Tracer, they're an ok company, already pre-ordered my copy".
If you can't tell all these threads is one big shill, then you're all idiots.
>>333461487
>Anyone who criticizes our game is sexist
You can't lose.
>30fps is cinematic
>we put in "press x to kill" because playtesters who sometimes missed their melee weapon is unrealistic, the player character would be able to make any melee attack if they were in range, so we made it into a dynamic, cinematic, visceral takedown which looks and feels really epic while appealing to both hardcore and casual players.
>>333461487
Fuck you, my game my rule, that's my policy. Suck my dick choke on it. Sequel cancelled.
>>333461487
Our game is great, fucking youtubers ruined in tho.
>muh constructive criticism
>It's not that games are getting easier; most people are just really good at video games.
If you don't support our game, it's the same as supporting EA!
Gameplay is just a meme, buy a PS4 with Uncharted.
>It just works
>"we don't need good gameplay because we advertised it as story driven"
>story is shit
>You press a button, something awesome has to happen
>We don't have enough resources
>>333461487
>You don't know what you like
>>333461487
>it's important that our fictional universe designed for your entertainment address real world issues of racial and sexual diversity as well as the current politics
>The game has plenty of content, we work very hard and it's very hard to meet deadlines. We can't possibly live up to the expectations of our customers.
"terrorism group known as gamergate continues to harass us about a game's bugs and glitches"
The game looks bad because It's meant to look bad and not because I have no artistic skills.
>>333463426
This can be said for a lot of Nintendo games.
We are upping our Season Pass price to $50
>>333461487
its supposed to be a cinematic experience
>"A video game does not need actual gameplay"
>"The fans didn't get it"
>"X series is too niche"
>"It's either this or nothing"
>"We want to push gaming as an artform"
>"Gamers are too demanding of pretty graphics"
>"Gamers don't know what they want"
>"You should be thankful"
>"We sold a million copies. a million people can't be wrong!"
>"Gamers are too reluctant to see out vision of Downloadable Content"
>"Game development takes time, of course there's gonna be a few glitches"
>"We need to protect our product from Piracy"
>"It's the only way we can keep afloat"
Feel free to guess who said which.
>>333463732
There is L I T E R A L L Y nothing wrong with these besides the DLC one.
"This is the greatest game Nintendo has made yet." -Reggie at E3 reveal for Twilight Princess
"Skyward Sword is going to be the first game to really go away from the Ocarina of Time formula." -Miyamoto about Skyward Sword
"See that mountain? You can go there!" -Aonuma about Zelda on Wii U
>If you have a problem with us including a transgender character, you can go ahead and not buy our game.
>Game sales are abysmal.
>I've recently been playing Skyrim and was inspired to make an open world game
>>333461487
>its good with mods
>>333463732
>"Gamers are too reluctant to see out vision of Downloadable Content"
Capcom
>blah blah blah entitled blah blah blah misogyny blah blah
>>333463732
>>"X series is too niche"
I feel like this might be something from Tameem.
I would include a bunch of memes and relentlessly viral on /v/
>>333461487
"Get the season pass"
>We have a vision for our game and we feel as though these changes are necessary to help that vision come to fruition. We realize that although some players may disagree with our decision, it's all for the better lifespan of our game.
Shieeet they could pay me to shill.
>Gamers are entitled, our game only costs as much as a latte.
>Individual episodes will be full-sized games
