What would you do if you saw Dante walking down the street?
Laugh at his try-hard fuccboi attire and assert dominance by masturbating vigorously.
Call him a white haired faggot.
Tell him my second game was actually good.
give him a letter from his brother sayingur a faget
Put my hand up for a high five and cry when I get home if he doesn't slap it.
Ask him if I can buy him a piping hot pizza and strawberry sundae.
Ask him what Football team he reppin cause that mate looks rad.
>>333427413
First I'd look around to see if I wasn't near a con. If he turned out to be real and not some cosplayer I'd worry about what in the actual fuck he was doing in my neighborhood since I know what he does for a living.
You don't walk around with the swat circling your neighborhood without worrying some bad shit is going to happen.
>>333427413
get the FUCK away
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>>333430873
my negroes
Beg to suck his dick
tell him Precious and Grace would have been better names for his pistols
then fucking book it before the demons show up mane
>>333427413
offer to buy him pizza
I'd get my energy drink knocked out of my hand I suppose.
Fuck- I mean fight him.
Wanna eat pizza
Wonder why the fuck does anyone dress so atrociously.
He needs a stylist.
Probably laugh at his autistic style, then get sliced in half or some shit.
>>333427413
Buy him a strawberry sundae and pizza
>>333432665
He wouldn't kill an innocent human. At most he'd put you upside down in a trash can and give you an atomic wedgie, which is worse.
>>333427413
why was pre-dmc4 dante such a fag
ONE DAY DANTAY WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET
Wonder when the demons will begin their attack
ask if I can lick his abs
>>333427413
Ask where Lady is
Laugh and call him a faggot.
>>333427413
Punch his scrotum
Inform him that the leather club is two blocks down.
BLAST CUTOFF BEGONE YOU'RE GOING DOWN
>>333433770
...dad?
>buy him pizza
>afterwards:
>A deal's a deal Dante! >>333433448
Laugh because that's what people would do if they saw someone like Dante walking down the street.
>>333427413
Ask him if I'll ever see him again
>>333433751
Fuck you.
I WANT DANTE TO LOCK ON TO ME AND STINGER MY BOIPUSSY
>>333433585
>>333432881
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>>333428525
I know these are standard shit talk but if you are honest with yourself you wouldn't say shit to this guy if you know what he is capable of, no different than how you wouldn't talk shit to a person pointing a gun at you. It's called a survival instinct.
>>333433751
[Donte joke]
>>333434117
No being faggot is the modern day survival instinct.
>>333433512
this
>>333434286
So your idea is that if you didn't want him to kill you you'd offer up your asshole? If that works for you.
Hey Dante!!!
...ffffuck character action games!
>>333433930
I love how he would compare Dante to a faggy Japanese glam rocker while looking like a complete faggot himself.
>>333428701
>"It's good but I'm offended"
Did they really say that?
Seriously, though? Meeting someone as farfetched as Dante would be like meeting Batman. The world they exist in is where they fit but outside of that they would stick out like weirdo.
Will we meet again?
>>333427413
Buy the man a slice and some beer
>>333427413
Cross it
I want Dante to fill my dark soul with LIIIIIIGHT
>>333436067
Does that mean "fill your asshole with cum"?
I want to encourage Dante to "battle" a being of such grand delusion as myself.
It'd be a sweet fortune
>>333435845
>in this many half decades
