Where my snake bros at?
How to get custom skins without shilling on facekike and twittershit.
>edttsg 1
Second line can be ignored, that one is used for selecting snek skin but you can do that on the page.
>play cautiously, only grabbing orbs I know I can get without putting myself at risk and only make safe kill attempts
>gradually increase in size until you're on the leaderboard
>half a second of lag and some 500 size reddit faggot slams straight into your face
Gud game.
>>333424592
you can just click the button and then press back, bro, it doesn't actually check.
Why are 100% of reddit snakes total pieces of shit holy fuck
Sometimes it's playable, other times the fucking lag is unbearable, my god.
>Approach snake
>second long lag spike which occurs every 5 seconds
>lag spike ends and I'm dead
Every time.
>>333425650
Because they are reddit fags
>>333426371
Just crash into every snake. Dashing causes other players to lag and crash on each other.
>was medium large snake
>surrounded by 4 dash sneks
>loose control and they eat my remains
>>333425650
You answered your own question.
IM SO FUCKING SICK OF LITTLE SNEKS RUNNING HEADFIRST INTO ME AND KILLING ME
YOU FUCKING SHIT
I WAS 2ND ON THE LEADERBOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
J
U
S
T
>>333425650
>mfw I'm one of those Reddit snakes
I just won a head on collision with a baby snek. What is this wizardry?
It's shit
That feel when 4th but playing on FireFox so lag up the ass.
https://youtu.be/o5XLV3i2oQA
>Listening to this
>Do better
>>333424020
Is there any consequence to going fast?
>>333424020
>playing games made by brazilians
How... the... fuck?
>>333428825
Either some supreme autist who only eats small dots on the edge, or hax.
>>333428760
You constantly shit out tiny bits of your mass behind you.
>>333429219
and it's easier to crash into a passing snake
>One of the highest Slitherio scores we have ever seen, YouTuber Dairis gets Slitherio highest score of 58k with an incredible gameplay. Dairis achieved this fantastic and mind boggling performance and also recorded it. Aren’t we lucky ? Anyway let’s get to the video, i hope you all enjoy it as much as i did and share it with your friends.
These fucking normies are so bad holy shit. I got to 200k last night after like 30 minutes or so.
>>333429086
>>333428825
This has to be hax
Whoever one of you faggots was called Brianna Wu, you got cucked by me
Really, I'd preferred the rubberbanding to this new horrible input delay.
It's not as good as Agario
>Kill 4 giants snakes in quick sucesion
>Run into a reddit snake and die
FUCK YOU REDDIT
>We are adding more servers soon and trying to fix the lag spikes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HkuhSEnPQ
#RIP "TheOneThatGotAway"
Thanks for being a bro.
FUCK YOU REDDIT SNAKE THAT RAN ME OUT OF BOUNDS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#1 bros report
Yeah, this two second delay is fucking stupid. It's a deathwish to even use your sprint.
>>333424829
size doesn't matter, if your head touches someone, you die.
Which means you can use the boost to trap giant faggots and kill them.
>see reddit snek getting coiled
>lol cucked
>somehow reddit kills his cucker
>balance must be restored
>coil reddit as he tries to takes the thousands of treats
>make coil big as possible until he is forced to kill himself
>>333430998
I died because mommy came in to deliver my tendies
And let it be known I did not get to where I was by getting lucky in the center, but by bullying babby sneks on the outskirts for the better part of an hour.
Slow and steady.
>On the leaderboard
>5-6k sneek pulls up along side me
>sedately eat shit in a straight line
>He starts boosting
>Boost too
>He stops for a bit once he realizes that I'm actually paying attention
>Pull ahead and slowly coil in on him
Game's great.
>>333432106
>tfw when a little shit starts acting tough and you just just boost them till they can't and slowly coil them afterwords
FUCK LAG
>>333424020
wake me up when they fix the lag
>all these hyper-aggressive microsnakes with no skill
Embarassing
>>333432286
>Coil some cheeky fucker that's as long as I am wide
>Give him just enough space to spin in a circle
>Fuck off to eat something
>Basically a 45 second timeout
It would be a fun game if it wasn't horrendously laggy and running it a shitty browser.
>tfw you coil two snakes at once
>>333432693
Get a better browser
>>333432814
>chrome
>not the GOAT browser
>>333424020
Somehow the game managed to get even laggier than it already was, christ.
>>333433743
werks on my end, brah
maybe u need more RAM
>>333430998
Just for a bit though.
>mfw I trick a big ass snake to coil me and then boost at the diameter to kill him
christ. in a matter of days, this game has gone from comfy passtime to intense bloodbath.nice
>>333424020
am i good yet
>>333434346
10k is the goal but you can keep it up.
It's really fun when you get so big that you can practically encircle anyone you want.
I usually bully the small ones but let them free before they would die.
>>333430998
Well the server was pull of shit players.
>type in nigger
>name displays as buster
how do I change the color
>>333430260
Agar wasn't that amazing either. It was Voar that was the best. It was extremely simple, didn't cater to attention whores with a scoreboard and notifications, and best of all, it didn't attract a bunch of fucking normies.
The lag is absolutely atrocious right now. At times I play and it's pristine and I can get into top 10 every few lives. Nothing has changed and it's unbearably bad. Why?
Do you faggots realize this is being viraled here?
They are trying to mimic Agar.io's success. Go away filthy jews. I refuse to believe we've become so neo-/v/ that daily threads on this flash webgame are the norm.
>>333436025
No shit. No one really cares though. We're just playing a dumb game for a few days.
There's a daily dose skin now.
>>333435772
>try to name my Poor Bitchboy
>gets changed to Poor Ladyboy
lol
>>333435858
They just release this game a week ago m88, give them time to update the servers
SO CLOSE
>Get large
>Fuck yes
>Slowly get surrounded by small sneks
>Whut.jpeg
>They all work in co-ordination to block me from escaping
>Start coiling up to protect head
>They eventually get me and split my dead body into shares for eachother
>MFW
A revolution is happening
>>333436025
Do you realize people in this thread are having fun?
They are trying to play vidya. Go away filthy shitter. I refuse to believe we've become so neo-neo-/v/ that preventing fun is the norm again.
I fucking did it guys.
>>333436269
How much are they paying you? No, really. I want to know. You're so fucking transparent it is unbelievable.
>>333436025
>everyone is playing the shit for free and having fun
Sure when they start shoving ads down our throats, make us pay to play, or going pure mobile everyone will jump ship.
Fuck let people have some fun.
it wont load for me
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET GUD?
How do I pull the "charge" dick move?
I want yo be a dick
>>333436347
U seem mad
I just can't get used to these controls
I know they're supposed to slither, but fucking christ every single movement feels like 2 seconds of lag
>>333436279
how do i get skins
>>333436457
try agar.io, if that dont load, its y our OS, i couldnt play the game on win 10 enterprise on my i5, built my new i7 win 10 pro and can play it, its my slithar.io machine now
Game seems okay but speed when charged, no matter how big you get, seems to be the same for everyone. This makes it a pain in the ass to catch people in front of you as when you turn left on them, all they have to do is turn right and you die. Kinda wish the bigger you are, the faster you get but w/e I guess it would make it too hard to die when your big.
>>333436457
I have to put www.slither.io instead of just slither.io for it to load.
>>333436731
It is because of lag.
When there is less lag, the movement is a lot more smooth, but it's almost always laggy as shit.
How to windows
>stalk a big faggot
>when he pops (and he will pop at some point)you eat his dust
Literally no effort
>>333436976
The point of the game is to try and trap smaller snakes, not just speeding ahead and sliding in front of them. Git gud.
>>333436347
Why are you so assblasted at the idea that people are enjoying the game.
>FUCKING HELL GUYS THEY MADE THE GAME AND ARE TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT IT I HATE THEM
Okay, so I'll play the game in it's prime-free state, and when they sell out i'll have gotten my fix.
>>333437014
weird. Your internet has cancer
>>333436025
No shit he's viraling. Everyone else is viraling. The guy two threads over is viraling. I'm viraling right now. Welcome to Influenzaville, grab a seat and enjoy your coffee.
At least this guy is just giving us a free game, as opposed to the spergs reposting the same stupid shit and pushing their faggot agenda down our throats. Call me back when people derail entire threads with this game, then you may have something to bitch about.
>>333436279
MAGA
When did Agario become p2w shit?
>dont know how to dash
>keep getting bullied by little shits
Im done
Gonna take over the world, baby
>>333437849
It's simple anon, you press the [LEFT-MOUSE-BUTTON]
>>333436347
ONE
THOUSAND
DOLLARS
I'm paid one thousand dollars A DAY to viral any of their products.
Agar, Voar, Slither, Wings, I do it all, son. And you know what the best thing is? You can't stop me. Go ahead, keep whining while I keep wining, but you better not get on my nerves. With the kind of money they're paying me, I can not only afford to have you "disappear", but I could get your mother to do the job (and afterwards I'll get her to perform a few extra "tasks" if you know what I mean). So I better not see you in another one of my fucking threads ever again, kid. In fact, maybe it'd be a good idea for you to go ahead and make a few threads about these games, too. Make my job a bit easier, and maybe I'll go a bit easier on you. Capeesh?
>>333437849
Dumb mobile poster
-sent via tappatalk
FUCK YOU TOP SNEK
FUUUUUUCK
>>333430998
Last night I made it to 47k and was in 1st for like 30 minutes
>>333437904
took the second place at last.
Hopes and dreams : evaporated
>>333438070
NEW PASTA?
>be blue snek
>change name to 'Facebook>Reddit'
>alienfags go agro
>play defensive
>reach #1 off of the mass of Redditrash I've slain
This game is wonderful
>>333438224
viral this pasta
>tfw baiting the big sneks to coil me
>tfw they slowly squeeze in closer and closer as I futilely try to stop them
>tfw I finally submit
>tfw when they swallow all my little dots whole and I become a part of them
>stop scaring about score
>devote all my time to coiling little snakes and making them suffer
Glorious
>Play American flag colored snake
>Name is "AMERICA"
>Top snake's name is an ISIS reference
>Other snakes purposefully kill themselves to feed me
Pride
>>333439558
>>333439697
>>333424020
Game doesn't have the same progression feeling that agar.io did. Your size is only a nuisance and dying/killing people feels like an accident 90% of the time instead of anything intentional.
>>333440201
When you become a big guy you gave to work harder to stay alive, but your size means you can wrap more and more people as well as boost for days
>>333441024
Entered the 10k rank.
the lags kill all the fun.
All those autists trying to kill me when playing as reddit snake.
>>333441925
>autists
they're called "cucks"
What is this shit?
>>333442249
ctrlF5 you tard
95% of all deaths in this game a due to random lag spikes
>>333442249
>beautiful pregnant
>instant csi
>gravity falls
>croatia vs israel
>hunger games
them faves holy fuck
>make the game famous
>gets invaded by casuals
>gets ads, payshop etc
4chan destroys everything. Same happened with the germ game.
>>333442679
>>beautiful pregnant
it is beautiful
>>instant csi
pretty cool
>>gravity falls
comfy and good until season 2b
>>croatia vs israel
its a betting site i bet to croacia and won
>>hunger games
its a simulator
This is a fun game.
guys
>>333442782
agar.io was made by miniclip it was destined to be popular
>>333442249
>windows 10
>google chrome
>that adblocker
>mu torrent
>gravity falls
>>333442993
Not pictured, the colossal snake encircling everyone
Farthest I've ever gotten
Greeting from /g/, this is a pretty fun gameOh wait, it's also became a Undertale meme
Is the lag getting worse?
anyone out there snekin it?
>>333444028
its way worse now.
how do u turbo
Killing Reddit sneks feels so good
>>333444342
Alt + F4
>>333442854
I love being a big ass snake and bullying little sneks that I Have no business trying to eat
>>333444535
sure does!
>he added Daily Dose
"I want the 4chan audience"
>>333444207
pls fix
>>333444956
Oh hey, I'm in your game
>>333445053
I died
>coiling a medium-sized victim
>some dumbass teenysnek is orbiting me counterways in hopes that I'll veer/lag and get killed
>victim is about to pop
>veer wide out and immediately back in as punk is about top pass
>he doesn't react in time and gets closed in
>pop my target and start coiling this little shit just out of spite
>he immediately suicides on the wall out of shame
Felt righteous. I can't handle some of the dumbass tactics these shitters employ that don't work 95% of the time, but ruin your run the rest of the time just so the idiot can go and get popped as soon as he starts eating you.
>>333444857
>figure 8 double coiling
Impressive
reppin' in a new server
Lag has literally made this game unplayable. Takes almost half a second for the game to recognize my input now.
>big snek dies
>lag completely kills me trying to pick up his remains
fuck this game was so fucking fun.
>yfw killing a giant snake as some tiny 100-200 size snake and stealing all of its energy
Time to go home boys, this is OUR game now.
So when you become a big snek, do you try to mind your own business, try to protect little sneks, or bully little sneks by wrapping them around in a circle?
top ten baby
>>333446180
Only reddit sneks and brazillians i kill.
>>333446180
protect little sneks kill medium sneks avoid big snekskill all murifags though
>>333445251
>>333444947
Literally the entire site's color scheme.
Read between the lines
It's a small snake's world.
Protip: there was absolutely zero lag when I was playing during midday, about 3-5 hours ago. Now there's shit tons of it. Until the servers are better, the only good time to play is when all the kiddies are at school
>Not doing a driveby by whipping your tail into them
Plebs
>>333446585
Funny, I had the opposite experience.
>spawn
>collect random food pellets en route to the center
>Your rank: 205 out of 458
I don't understand. Are there just a bunch of tiny snakes hanging out on the outside edge or do people just die that quickly?
So it's confirmed that a smaller snake always wins against a bigger snake if they both collide head on? Cuz it feels like it.
>>333446835
Brazilians.kj brs <3
>be a big snek
>little snek spawns and fucks you over
really frustrating game desu
>>333446585
I'm hoping the middle of the night is good.
>>333446273
6
creepin up on the reddit
>tfw made it to 10 for the first time
shilled shit
>Go head on head with a smaller snek
>Lose
Why
>>333447267
I killed this Reddit fag and got #3 after eating his corpse.
>>333446938
>>333447510
Big snek has larger head so it touches body first
>tfw broke 10k and was in the top 10 for a brief second
Did they increase the gains again?
>call myself BUCK FRAZIL
>first snake I see is tiny and I'm around 5000 score
>made a huge coil around him, wanted him to die by killing himself
>literally went round in circles for 5 minutes before the fag killed himself
>>333448227
first brazillian snake*
Everyone do the daily dose snek
In as "Mexico Is Bad" with American flag skin. Found "Donald Trump", also with a American flag skin and hung out with him until we both died. We were HYUGE.
>that daily dose skin
gamergate finally won
Has anyone ever gotten so big they wrapped around the entire map trapping everyone inside?
Fuck you emo dreamo
>>333449325
>tfw didn't get to witness that high score snake with 22 million mass
>start off
>Cut off a dude that's huge
>Become huge
>Get cut off by a little guy
The vicious cycle.
How the fuck do you play this I thought you would eat things via size
Literally just got lag raped by a babby.
>play aggressively
>feel bad for bullying other sneks
>>333449571
If your head hits another snek you die.
>>333449908
the cute eyes trigger a sympathetic response
>>333449908
I only feel bad when I coil sneks to death. Being a cunt and dashing infront of them has no effect on me.
Making sure everyone gets their dose :)
Just got fucked out of 1st place by some tiny snek. That turning radius is huge when you get big
>Coil around some dude with dsfa_ in his name
>Watch him squirm helplessly
>Feel generous, let him out
>He runs right into me anyway
You're alright.
FUCKER
Got up to 5863.7 by a few lucky breaks and then cautious play. Was trying to escape to the edge of the match to go for top ten but those asshole medium sized snakes kept swarming me.
>>333450008
Yea I thought it was agar instead of snake
FUCKING REDDIT FAG CUTS ME OFF AS I WAS ABOUT TO KILL THE MAMMOTH SNEK
YOU FUCKING FOOL
WE COULD HAVE BOTH HAD TWICE AS MUCH AS I COULD OFFER
Is lag based on how spread out everyone is instead of how many people are actually in the server?
Khorne here, came back after a nap. I've decided the northern part of the map belongs to me.
>>333424020
The lag pretty much ruins it, but fun none the less.
>Was in 7th place
>Mouse battery dies when trying to avoid a new player
>Get wrecked
That was fun. Thanks for bringing this game to light for me.
>>333424020
So how do I play this? What are the sneaky secrets?
People bitch about Undertale being a "meme game" and now they loving this literal meme game.
It is just agar.io reskin with a slightly different mechanic. It isn't even a new meme.
wings.io is much more fun, and even has a shit ton less lag
>find a perfect spot to camp size 10 snakes
>another big snake comes
I did this for you /v/
Till 3 redditors teamed up on me at once
>>333451691
the game plays completely different senpai
>>333451740
wings is boring as shit
>>333451830
Fuck all you small snakes who try to dash in front of me after I help you escape.
>>333451954
your mom is boring as shit
>>333451581
Don't boost
Follow big snakes who are boosting, they will die soon.
My record so far.
>mfw people block a speedy L move by speeding up
Fuck, i was really big too
>>333452081
same color as me, nice. My record, too bad it's on a dead realm
>>333450980
Soon™
It's hard being in the middle as a world snake, Hardly enough room to manoeuvre and everyone is constantly dashing.
I need a cancer name to use /v/
I was thinking 'le official reddit snake' but I feel I can go more cancer
>>333452706
snek bacons at midnight xD
>>333452706
add some twitch channel link or some CS:GO skins site
Albania here, I'm kill.
Murdered some other fucktard who tried encircling me, lmao
>>333452004
>>333451581
boost infront of big sneks
>coiling smaller snake
>lag spike happens
>rubber band into other snake
>die
I hate this game so much but I can't stop playing.
>Those snakes 1/10th your size that see you and try to start some shit
I caught a big one.
They need to make more than 1 server its so fucking laggy
>>333453482
there's already more than 1 server you retard do you wonder why the leaderboard changes everytime you die?
Being the number 1 snek actually gets quite boring after a while
>Casually eating all the corpses and never boosting
>Get to #2
Got pincered between a few small sneks + a snekwall, and couldn't u-turn safely, worst way to die.
>>333454254
You're a hero, anon.
>find big reddit snake coiling a small snake coiling a smaller snake
>coil reddit and manage to kill him before killing the small one
>coil tight and take out small snake and free the smallest snake
>do the same to at least 2 other snake coilings
>intimidate another reddit snek coiling a small one to let go before he was coiled by me
>small snek kills reddit
it feels good to be justice
>>333454360
forgot picture
>>333453368
>mfw coiling 5 of these feisty sneks at a time
>mfw they don't even know they're being coiled until it's too late
I just got off my biggest run. I was #2 on the top ten, then dropped off a few because I was eating slow, finally got rekt and died.
Really fun game, and being that big is interesting but seriously scary. So many usurpers to the throne.
Ramming giant snakes head-on is seriously OP.
>snake name lag runs head on into the side of other snake without any attempt whatsoever to stop
I thought that was kind of funny.
>Die as green and purple snake
>Blue orbs come out
gg Mou
shit game
not to mention the lag
My final score before some spawn nigger sniped my ass
all I try to do is take out the alaskan bull worms
>>333451581
If you want to be a sneaky, dick ass thief snake, I've found that staying between 1k and 2k is more than enough, you just chase big ones and they'll get nervous and fuck up, just remember to do sharp L turns in front of others to pretty much get a sure kill, just leave the dots on the ground as bait and you'll soon be surrounded by kamikaze sneks.
If you want to be a gargantuan, you need to go mid range between the middle and the outer edges, that's where you'll find competition and not that many smallies to fuck you when you dash.
its always small niggers and lag that kill you
>tfw I just follow the biggest sneks and wait for them to die
>>333457432
>tfw went to 10th doing just this.
I don't even dash
>Not going exclusively after Reddit and fags with YT in their names
what kind of fucking servers do they have holy hell
worst lag i have ever experienced in any game
>mfw I killed 2 reddit cucks at the same time
They weren't small either
>When you counter-coil another one of the top 10 sneks
There's no better feeling than this.
so how the fuck did he get 22mil score? cheating? literally no life at all and playing it like a slow pussy on the rim?
>Giant guy dies
>8 people run in
>Somehow not die
>Eat everyone
>Lag
>Run into spawn
>>333453470
nice
>>333460674
the latter
>those big snakes that just spin in a circle so no can kill them
>lag while fuck all hueg snek
>make miraculous turn last second and dodge spawn snek
whew lad
do the speeding orbs do anything special?
>>333424829
I hated this shit with agar io
>play safe
>live for a decent while before some fag splits to eat you, only to immedatly die since spliting is very risky.
90% of my deaths right there.
>>333461760
They're just worth a lot of smaller orbs
ok how to be a big guy
>the first moment you start go to the closer file of dots, enough to have your first bost10-150
>you are little you have nothing to lose so go to the center and with that bost rush in front of those gargantuan sneks, they are big but in a head-to-head collision the small one always win so go for it for a fast level up, or harvest from the corpses of dead sneks till you get 2-3k
>after you get this size make your way to the exit of the central circle, there you will find bigger sneks who are trying to get out to so try to block their path with your now longer body
>also here NEVER BOOST in a frenzy or you will be another corpse, if you are gonna boost anyway try make circles faster with your own body to protect you in the frenzy and claim a bit of mass
>if you managed to get to 7-10k you are done, get the fuck out of here you are now on easy mode, go to the badlands or outskirt of the world and claim your turf
>everything you need to do now is wait the bot sneks who suicide there, they can co from 1k to 7k!!
>you can use the map to see the sneks going to the border so use that to your favor and coil them before they touch the border of the game because if they do they disappear and leave nothing and im sure you want those easy 1-7k
repeat this till you are satisfied and you are now a big guy
>>333461428
>Lag spike
>they fly headlong into a 10 point snake
>>333462065
Yeah but you usually need to speed to get them so you're using orbs at the same time
agar.io got really...commercial
>had no problems the last few days
>suddenly the last few minutes are lag hell
made it
died before I noticed it
rad
worst lagging game
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>>333462365
>can literally buy a skin that makes you fuckall hard to see
this is some of the jewiest shit I've seen this year
only twitter and facebook.. i have only an acc on mfc ??
Top dog baby.
Naturally i died instantly after the shot
Game stops being fun once you reach 40-50k length. They need to make it so that once you get a certain size you can't kill the little guys and the little guys can't kill you, you should just path through each other if they are below a certain size. Dodging wave after wave of tiny kamikaze is not fun and makes it impossible to play in the center once you reach a certain size.
I do like how they mark all the redditors. Very kind so I know who to bully.