POST YFW NOOOOOOO
I want to fuck a robot.
I was waiting for a Overwatch thread just to post this.
>>333417450
What's the difference?
A woman gets her robot husband killed and then starts a very dubious relationship with Tracer?
Bloody hell if this ain't the biggest most obnoxious feminist motif I have ever seen in recent memory.
>>333417014
>Woman throw a tantrum because a robot got killed
>Meanwhile the actual robot, which I assume would take this way more personnally, is calm as fuck.
>>333417014
>>333417620
It's so you can look at it with VR goggles.
>>333417014
BIG ROBOT BENIS
>>333417724
That doesn't make any sense because your eyes naturally adjust to center a single image in front of your eyes.
Example close your left eye and everything seems a little off.
Why would you want two images when you only need one?
>>333417014
COGGED
So if I got this right from the video... Tracer and Overwatch are humans fighting for Skynet; and Widow and Reaper are Sarah & John Connor.
>>333417861
>creating synthetic beings with free will
Why would you do this?
>>333417721
>>333417014
CHROMED
>>333417956
I think that in this setting it just kind of happened and no one really know how.
Luckily the sentient AI is really into buddhism.
>>333417450
>>333417620
>>333417724
>>333417825
You seriously can't be thatthick
>>333417885
What the fuck is Overwatch even about?
>>333418086
Buddhism is shit tier and a robot being into Buddhism makes no fucking sense whatsoever
fucking blizzurd hacks
>>333417956
Free will is a myth
>>333418313
Leftover elements from Project Titan.
>>333417014
>>333417014
i bet she changes his oil all day erry day
>>333418430
They wanted to recycle the animations from the D3 Monk with a robot texture to cut down on production cost.
I haven't seen this one. Link?
Isn't the robot monk that got assassinated a playable character, anyway? Bitch should calm down, he's getting rezzed before launch anyway.
Also, seriously blizzard? 3 trailers in and we still only have a cast of 5 people, only 4 of which actually do anything?
>>333418434
I mean the actual plot of the game. Something about a defunct superhero group coming back to fight some low rent SPECTRE/Hydra knock offs? Only in the MP you can play as mixed groups?
If they're not gonna give a fucking campaign for this bullshit they can atleast keep it as simple as TF2 did. Red vs Blue how hard is that?
>>333417014
>tfw 14 inches & stainless steel when not erect
How can human males even compete?
someone got the pic of the dead robot with the spraypaint above the body
>>333417014
So, why haven't these omnic things upgraded their faces to be able to show emotion since they figured out they have "souls" and whatnot?
Like, I feel this would cause some issues with human relations when the people can't read the omnic's emotions/reactions like they can other people.
>>333417014
You guys never stopped to think that as you were building your robot waifu you were also making the technology for the perfect male robot companion for a girl.
>>333417014
she even did that naruto run pose thing, while the robot boyfriend doesn't give a single shit
>>333418707
It's a different robot monk.
>>333418740
I think they plan to develop the setting outside of the game with short movies and comics, the game being non-canon to avoid locking characters behind factions.
>>333418707
No, that's Zenyatta, the robot in the trailer's named Mondatta.
Mondatta is basically MLK to Zenyatta's Malcom X (but mixed with Gandhi):
Mondatta was all about preaching peace and shit while Zenyatta things they need to take action in directly helping humans to increase relations.
What is the psychological approach to always showing a male of the othered race in a relationship with a female of the accepted, or maybe majority or normalized, race?
How come there aren't any dudes with omnic girls?
>>333418828
>freckles gone
DROPPED
>>333418774
time to go full augmentations
>>333418932
>Kill peaceful robot leader
>Robots now have to look up to other leaders that are not as peaceful
Dangerous shit, clankers cannot be left unchecked. They WILL become dangerous
Why isn't she wearing her burqa
>>333418995
I don't think there's omnic girls to begin with. If they wanted to mulate human's genders the robots would probably start with more expressives faces.
>>333418995
Probably because all the Omnics look alike and they all have masculine builds so only gay guys would want omnic partners.
>>333418856
oh no robot girl please be okay :(
>>333418987
>I think they plan to develop the setting outside of the game with short movies and comics,
That is horseshit. If the game doesn't have content of any importance why i should i ever play it? Especially since early reports for the game suggest massive burnout. I can watch all supplementary material free of charge and get the same kind of satisfaction.
>the game being non-canon
That's fucking rich. The game in which Blizzard wants to base their franchise on is non canon.
Holy christ that is a level of retardation rarely seen.
>>333417014
Ok, so I don't know what Overwatch is about or have watched the videos.
I just come to these threads to look at the ass pics
What is this about? Isn't it like TF2? Why are there lore videos of heroes working together and shit when they all start killing each other in the actual game?
>>333419336
TF2 Does that.
>>333419303
Those white stains on her jacket.
>>333418995
because if there was a feminine looking omnic then human feminists would start going "lmao why does it have boobs and ass that's so sad XD" or some bullshit like that.
>>333419303
I find it creepy how their eyes are so active
My dick
>>333419450
>TF2 Does that.
TF2 doesn't present itself with a plot. And considering everything within the rest of the comics, there's a very good argument that it is actually canon.
>>333419336
Why are you so angry? It's literally the same thing TF2 does.
> why i should i ever play it
You mean you play team-based shooters for the plot? Dunno about the game being fun or not as I've never played it
>>333419605
too bad i hate playing as hernot like i'm ever going to get enough of the stupid money to buy any 2000 costume
>>333417721
>HEYO HOL UP
*boots up*
>YOU SAYIN THAT
*adjusts servos
>YOU SAYIN
*gathers data*
>THAT WE
*rotates head 360 degrees*
>WE
*disobeys the 3 laws*
>ROBOTS N SHIT?
>>333419605
When will Zarya get a skin that isn't trash?
>>333417014
It is safe to asume SJW wont get apeshit when we start buying robowaifu instead of doing our struggle for an ugly woman make of meatshit?
>>333419605
>want to buy game
>$40 and I am forced this black widow costume I dont like
Wish they would let us choose. I dont play sniper characters.
anyone know the source?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-EGj2qdtxA&t=260
can't post it because mods are more prude than fucking youtube
>>333419704
>It's literally the same thing TF2 does.
See above>>333419624
TF2 doesn't pretend to really be about anything. It's red vs blue. TF2 videos of "Meet the" said nothing about Australia being full of buffed superhumans or Gray Mann killing off his brothers or how the announcer is somehow planning to horde the australium. Nothing about TF2 talks about how Heavy's sister fucked the Soldier.
The TF2 defense is shallow.
>>333419885
Only if they simultaneously get their robodicks.
>>333419180
>Kill peaceful robot leader
>they fix him
>shit stays the same
kill all chromes racewar now
#trumpjr2076
>>333417721
u jelly flesh boi?
>>333419907
Nigga what? That costume's only in the $60 version of that game.
>>333419815
She has one. Only one.
>>333420035
Yeah, that's what I was saying, even though TF2 got a setting it's never really talked about in-game. I'd assume it'll be the same in Overwatch and I don't see anything wrong with that.
Unless you're mad because the animated shorts sell Overwatch as a FPS with a plot actually impacting the game? In that case you're right, but I assume the actual Overwatch traielrs (haven't seen any) are differents from the short films and put more emphasis on gameplay than setting.
>Overwatch thread
>99% of it is Tracer and Black Widow posting
>Nobody ever posts about the other characters
I like Symmetra and Pharah a whole lot.
>>333417956
>robots
>free will
>>333417721
CLANKED!
>>333420081
makes you wonder why he did not have some sort of shield, no? none of his security guys had any protective measures ready for something as obvious as a sniper, even though the technology exists in-universe.
>>333417721
how can flesh men compete?
>>333420349
>Overwatch thread
>waifu-faggotry instead of actually discussing the game
this means the game is shit, right?
>>333419605
>>333420349
No one cares about the shitskins
>>333420224
What is it? Last I looked it was all goth punk shit.
>>333420482
no its a good game and its got good waifu's. played during theirONE FUCKING OPEN BETA WEEKENDand had a lot of fun.
>>333420349
You clearly like the wrong characters, anon. I feel sorry for you.
>a complex computer simulation makes a metal carcass alive and prone to be killed
>>333420482
Is not out yet. Majority of people dont have access to the closed beta so you will have more discussion about what everybody does have. Pictures of the waifus.
>consorting with the Men of Iron
>>333417014
SO PROGRESSIVE
>>333420472
>zenyatta is a fucking badass with mystic/tech powers
>but his mentor is guarded by literally who normies
If he had been there he could have saved the day with his ult.
>>333420280
>TF2 got a setting it's never really talked about in-game
But TF2 never drew attention to any of this in its promotion. There was not a single element of a plot when it launched. You're complete in the wrong on this.
>but I assume the actual Overwatch traielrs
The ones that specifically say "Gameplay trailer?" Of course it does but that's what we're discussing.
If they're not going to bother making a plot in the actual game why bother having one this complicated? If the gameplay sucks(and there's is a good chance it will) why should i keep invested in this world when there is no entryway within the product for me to enjoy it? TF2 understood this and focused purely on gameplay and character. It did not have a narrative to focus its prerelease hype cycle. It had archetypes of characters and it focused purely on them.
Fuck what Blizzard are doing with this game. Adding a SP would be wonderful. I could actually be invested in this crap instead of just waiting to see what they're animation department is going to pump out next.
>>333418987
Why doesn't Blizzard just stop making games and become a movie company? You know they want to do it.
>>333419781
>>333420150
jammin
>>333420997
I ask that about Kojima all the time but the fanboys kick me out of the thread.
>>333420349
best grill
>>333421070
Literally perfect.
>>333420974
You're way too mad for something so trivial.
>>333421070
It's been suspiciously quiet so far regarding this skin.That facepaint should be on all her skins in different colors
>>333420997
>we're getting a 'live action' Warcraft movie instead of one made by the guys who do their cinematics
Where's the fucking logic.
>>333421231
the pose fiasco has made the whales overlook it. thank god, its pretty cool looking.
>>333418994
If Zenyatta were Malcolm X then he would want to kill all humans
>>333421068
Kojima movies would be like three hours long at a minimum, and worse than his games.
Blizzard already makes better movies than they make games.
who cares about the skins when you can't even fucking get them
there's like a 1% chance one will drop and you don't ever get any cash
You probably have to get to like level 50 before you can even afford one
>>333417014
You just know there was someone in the crowd saying "They can reboot him or some shit, right?"
A robot can get shot in the head and not die. Fucks sake, is his hard drive/memory/whatever even located in his head?
>>333417014
WE WUZ KLANKS N SHIEET
>always complain that women would hate when men finally got their robotfus
>turns out you're just as triggered when women want their robothusbandos
>>333421394
>you'll probably have to play the game a lot before the useless stuff happens
good
>genji doesn't have a grey fox or raiden reference color
Fucking gay.
>>333420793
If it helps The Emperor, let them do it. The end justify the means.
>>333421317
absolutely is. I hope they change her lines for that skin to reference some native american stuff.
>>333420974
>Adding a SP would be wonderful
again with this shit?
>>333421535
the game is not fun enough to warrant 100 hours of playtime
I wish I could play the beta, the game looks pretty great, it scratches that TF2 itch that I've had ever since the game got destroyed by valve
>>333420997
They cant write for shit
Also animation is so robotic in the trailers
>>333421231
call me stupid but what's wrong with native american themes?
>>333421612
you've played the game? are you an eceleb or something?
>>333421464
It's not men that have been penetrating themselves with electric devices for decades. At least not the majority of those who do it.
>>333417721
In all forms accept physical, I am a robot.
*passes through the iris*
>>333421678
Cultural appropriation.
>>333421332
Yeah, hence the "but mixed with Gandhi"
The point is it's still a difference of words/speeches vs actions in their ideology for bringing peace between their people.
>>333418434
>in some other world where both MMOs and Blizzard haven't gone to shit they actually released a genuinely great superhero MMO
>>333421678
In my opinion? Nothing. But there are other opinions.
>>333421546
>gay
I hope so, you could carve a turkey on dat ass
>>333421256
>dat Heart of the Swarm trailer
my dick
they're the kings of cinematics
>>333421804
what?
>>333420972
I was sure that's what was going to happen. That the robo monk would look up, see what was happening, and save Tracer with mystic robo shit.
>>333421916
look, we are just surprised that no sjw have complained about that skin for stupid reasons, just leave it at that.
>>333419781
I really enjoy this pasta. It's still sort of fresh.
>>333418856
If I have a perfect robot waifu why would i even care for real girls? They can fuck whomever they want for all i care.
>>333418740
Dota does the same, characters from all sorts of alignments can play together in the same team, it's more of a cosmetic and flavor difference than anything more than that, I can dig it.
>>333422040
i have no problems
>>333417450
At least post the better one
>>333421256
shouldn't it be WE WUZ COMPUTERS AN SHIT?
>>333417014
>>333417721
Degenerate western Europeans getting cucked by robots
Based Russia will save the human race!
>>333418995
the only dudes who would want an omnic girl are filthy waifu-fag neets, so they are probably in their mom's basement, and that's why you don't see them.
My favorite part about that whole stupid tracer outrage is that the new pose is far, far better looking than the old one, both visually and in terms of how sexy it is.
>>333422007
why are the villains so cookie-cutter edgy? it's almost ironic how cliche this whole game is
>le black widow sniper
>le black skeletor with guns
still looks fun
>>333421451
Just assume it was a sci-fi bullet.
>>333422252
based russia
PUTIN 2076
>>333422316
Everything is cliche in this game. Every race, every country.. every character. Especially that korean girl with the mecha. And that swedish dwarf. And Lucio. God damn it EVERY . CHARACTER!! Even TF2 wasnt so cliche on every character!
>>333421070What does the helmet look like?
>>333417742
brb buying bull
>>333422373
she shot him with a N-vidia driver update?
>>333421902
dude they seriously are.
Im shocked they're still leagues ahead of everyone else even at this day and year.
even back then the StarCraft and WarCraft II cinematics were godly dude, best FMV can be of their time
>>333420482
Not really. It either means the fanbase is shit, or the game has god-tier waifus. Or both.
>>333422503
>turns out putin was a robot all along
>>333420598
She also has this one and a color variant
>>333422573
Mei isn't a clichee. She is a chinese person concerned about global warming.
>>333422252
Wonder if it'll be touched upon in-game. I've heard that characters sometimes say specifics lines depending on team compositon.
>>333421464
It'd be fine if you saw dudes in the crowd with their robowaifus. Instead it's literally "replace all the 20-something white men in the crowd with robots". The only white guy in the whole vid is the head of security that blows ass at his job.
>>333420972
>>333421981
How would he get an ult if he weren't fighting?
>we're even getting cucked in video games by fucking robots
The white race is truly over, huh?
>>333422962
Tracer got her ult despite not hitting anything or getting hit at all.
>>333417014
Why doesn't Mercy just resurrect robot MLK?
>>333421774
so you've always been less desirable than an 80 dollar appliance, adding robot bodies changes nothing.
>>333423034
Notice how its always a white woman with X thing,
>>333421070
PerfectionSo, when is it going to be removed because of 'muh cultural appropriation?[/pspoiler]
>>333422316
>>333422573
Because it's supposed to be a playable Saturday morning superhero cartoon.
Why are people hung up on this?
>>333423034
actually most of the "white race" isn't white at all.
still better than nigger and mulatto population btw
>>333423161
The facepaint and hair is top.
>>333423161
7/10 it's okay.Everything else is pretty good though
>NOT siding with the omnic
When they eventually replace humanity I'll be sure to remember you as my brain is downloaded to a immortal robot body.
>>333422915
I try to be empathetic about this shit. If it were the other way around, people would complain about it, and I would agree with them, but since its all girls with robo-hubbies, no one cares, the double standards make me rage
>>333421546
I'm willing to bet my left hand that we'll eventually get a Genji skin where his face is fully visible, ala Raiden/Gfox. The actual Raiden or Grey Fox skin? Doubtful
>>333422574
better shot
>>333423142
when the pose blows over
>>333423492
She looks just like my daughter.
>>333423561
I would marry your daughter.
>>333422252
Reminds me of all the faggy HFY hype surrounding the Slavland faction in Beyond Earth.
>>333423120
don't forget a selection of fruits and vegetables and everything phallic in general. It appears male humans are simply not available in the proportions that would make them most desireable. Personally I consider a headless torso full of holes more grotesque than inviting, but disembodied penises appear to have a special kind of charm.
>>333420568
Are blue people white now?
>>333417014
I _ I
>>333423263
Irish-fag here. no one knows or cares about the suffering of my peopleand I wouldn't have it any other way
>>333418431
Religion is a meme.
>>333423561
>wife's daughter
ftfy
>>333417721
Women finally get what they wanted. A man they can change at will.
>>333423647
Me first
>>333422802
In game? Probably not. In one of the videos? More likely. Zarya one perhaps.
>>333423106
She too busy being boned
>>333421070
>>333423161
What is up with the down syndrome bird on her chest? Please remove it. Ruins the whole thing
>>333423997
Literally brown Samus
>>333421678
Why don't you ask nintendo?
>short hair
>brown hair
>freckles
>horrible clothes
>horrible accent
How do people think tracer is good looking, serious question?
>>333418430
>Buddhism is shit
It saddens me to hear you think that, but i accept your view and wish you a good life
>>333420349
>Overwatch short
>Not desplaying any good character cept Zenyna for like one second.
>>333423161
I-i wanna see Pharah without her suit on. Zero-suit Pharah when?
I wish they would make shorts about the characters doing fun, everyday things.
Can't they just build him a new head?
>>333424654
So a "Meet the" series for Overwatch?
They should.
Valve should also make more shorts.
>>333421256
>Where's the fucking logic.
Those cinematics take years to make and would cost as much if not more than the live action movie. CGI movies outside of Pixar/Disney style generally don't do well, especially edgy/serious ones like a Warcraft movie would be.
>>333418932
Wow, bad animation on Widowmaker's face.
Posting best husbando
>>333424641
Yeah that would be cool if it broke down like D Va's mech. Probably going to have to wait until her video short sadly
>>333422194
What are you talking about?
>>333423251
>It's meant to be shit!!
Everytime.
>>333423426
If it were 100% reversed yeah that'd be dumb too. But the way it is currently is also dumb. It's literally an "it's ok when women do it, because we hold women to lower standards" deal, and the hypocrisy is maddening.
>>333422310
It's just social media going to people's head and making them think they have more power then before.
>>333424301
If you really think that this isn't attractive only because "muh long hair", then you are a legitimate retard.
Black Windows is so hot. That ass.
>>333417014
>Robot Dalai Lama saves Tracer without thinking twice
>Killed by a "human being" who just laughs in response when asked why she did it
Damn nigga fuck humanity
>>333424641
POWER ARMOR STAYS ONEVEN DURING SNU SNU
>>333425417
>>333425603
>Robot Dalai Lama saves Tracer without thinking twice
When?
>>333425649
Literally made to please men.
>>333425603
>Robot Dalai Lama saves Tracer without thinking twice
What?
>>333425417
Sure it is man
>>333424776
>Valve
>making things
>>333425748
>>333425794
He teleported her out of the bullet's way at the end, sacrificing himself. Tracer shows this as she gets confused for a moment while looking at her chest rewing machine thing, signifying that it wasn't her doing, and that she was expecting to be shot.
>>333425968
I think it's just due to the sci-fi thing warping space-time around her chest or something. It could be cool if that was the case but I doubt it.
>>333424039
Zarya's interactions with Zenyatta display a complete lack of trust. Kind of along the lines of "Just stay out of my way." She's definitely interested in living alongside robotkind.
Torbjorn also doesn't believe in Omnic rights.
>>333425417
>Windows Black
>>333417014
>Blizzard actually thinks that's good writing
These shorts have good animation but fuck, the writing is bad. Just makes me miss those TF2 "Meet the" videos.
>>333425968
>He teleported her out of the bullet's way at the end
He had no way of knowing she was about to get shot, and if his reactions are faster than a fucking bullet, then he could have moved as well.
>>333425964
money
>>333418856
the ass is the wrong way around
Do you think there's going to be modes where you actually do super hero stuff? It seems to just be standard fps modes so far. idk maybe a hostage rescue mode could be cool.
>>333426093
Judging by what Zenyatta can do in-game (float, control objects with magnetic powers, and make people invincible), I think it's safe to assume that robot dude had the power to teleport things and saved Tracer.
No wonder the nigga was so important.
>>333426220
He saw her falling and though she was gonna die from the fall. Saved her, boom, ded.
So are there any Omnics in the verse that are not buddhists?
>>333426168
Yeah I hate when they do a quote in the beginning and then repeat it at the end. It's overplayed.
>>333426143
>guy who makes robots doesn't believe in robot rights
Fitting.
I expected theSWEDEN YEScharacter to be more progressive though.
so how many of these are they planning on making?
>>333422695
This is worse
>>333426363
Yeah, Zenyatta can do good stuffs, but those stuff don't include teleporting others.
Plus if that was the case, I think the guy directing the short would've made that a little more clear, by showing Mondatta looking at Tracer fighting above the roofs or by having Black Widow aim at Tracer's head.
>>333425968
Incorrect.
It was Tracer teleporting, because when she 'lands' it looks the exact same as all the other times she used her dash.
Unless you are claiming that the robot dude now has time control powers and overrode her chest rig device thing.
>>333426595
At least 2 more and a comic.
>>333422316
It's aimed at children. You shouldn't be playing this.
>>333426385
Bastion isn't a Buddhist or at least not that anyone is aware of. lol
>>333426672
Well, does Tracer teleport in-game? Does she disappear into thin-air like she did in that part of the trailer?
You can clearly see her moving around when she uses the machine prior to that part.
>>333422316
>>333426779
No, it's aiming for the animation movie nostalgia appeal.
An actual game aimed at children wouldn't have a character like widowmaker.
>>333426779
my erect penis disagrees
>>333426914
>>No, it's aiming for the animation movie nostalgia appeal.
And these were aimed at... ?
>>333426887
>Does she disappear into thin-air like she did in that part of the trailer?
Yes. She disappears from the initial point where she starts the dash and reappears near the tail end of the animation.
>>333426887
Tracer's blink in game can't go vertical, but it can go in any direction in the lore.
>>333427026
Young men who watched animation movies when they were younger.
>>333426887
Technically yes. Her powers allow her to fast forward or rewind through time with her dashes even in mid air. Assuming she she dashed, she technically wouldnt be in the bullet's trajectory because she will already be somewhere else.
>>333427073
>>333427183
If that's the case, then they missed a damn good opportunity to make that robot dude do something cool.
Shame.
>>333426880
I actually think he kind of is.
Or at least still a peaceful bot.
Look at all the shit with him and the bird, it's pretty much there to show that he's peaceful.
>>333419815
Are these to your liking?
>>333427290
But if Robo-Lama can insta-dodge bullets and displace time and space, then why would he need bodyguards?
>>333427290
Yeah, I was hyped for it, but he doesn't do anything. I know he's not the robot we get to play in-game but still.
>women has robo husbando
>ok
>man has robo waifu
>fucking disgusting
Thanks blizzard
>>333427485
Maybe he can only move other things that are not himself.
>>333427486
He's make a great background characterfor lore purposes. Zenyatta could've made his death an excuse to fight even though he's a buddhist
>>333427486
well desu, even in the game, snipers are the best counters to zenyatta
>>333427476
fucking
>>333417721
>Robosexual
they can't keep getting away with it
>>333425094
>Brazilian wax
Disgusting and dropped.
>there are people in this thread that don't want to fuck robots
>>333427201
What kind of animation movies do you have in mind?
>>333428110
Not him but Overwatch's style is very similar to recents 3D Disney movies like Big Hero 6.
>>333417014
Man i hate Pixar humans.
>>333428091
Is that a fucking Warforged pimp?
Every player at my D&D group who used to roll Warforged were always unique and fun characters.
>>333417924
is that nigger using a toilet as a weapon?
>>333426880
Bastion is like an ancient robot or some shit
>>333421070
Am I the only one who thinks this costume from Overwatch is racist as fuck?
Native America is more than fucking totems and indians, but for some reason developers always resort to that stereotypical garbage.
>>333424790
no they take months
>>333428994
kill yourself
>>333428994
Quit being a fucking faggot anon, nobody cares about indian culture more than just totems, facepaint and feathers anyway.
>>333417014
I think they really should have a department that exclusively deals in animated movies.