Contents of the next Nintendo Direct presentation straight from Nintendo of Europe!!!!
Super Mario Sunshine HD remake reveal
Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon gameplay footage
Paper Mario Colour Splash story trailer
Bayonetta Revelations 3DS reveal
Splatoon Sheldon weapons and Octoling DLC
Yokai Watch 2 worldwide reveal
Indie and eShop filler, more SNES titles for New 3DS
Extra Super Smash Bros DLC announcement
Direct will happen 11pm Europe/10pm UK.
I can make folders with names too!
>>333410631
But won't sun and moon be out by december 4th :^)
>Bayonetta 3DS
>New 3DS exclusive!
Did you make all those folder today anon?
>Super Smash Bros. Downloadable Fighter
Fake. Sakurai said Bayonetta and Corrin would be the last DLC characters.
>>333410631
inb4 December
December 4th? That's pretty far off to have their next Direct don't you think?
>>333410631
> Yo-Kai watch 2
Like that disaster would ever get a sequel lol
> Over 10,000 of hacking
>a new downloadable fighter
They literally said they won't make dlc's anymore for smash
>>333410631
>Eurofags thinking they actually matter
Fucking lmao
>>333410631
you too poor to afford Word?
>>333411329
Sony wins again, I just wish I had some money.
>>333410631
holy shit
I just got off the phone with my stepdad who works for nintendo and he said it's all true
IT'S REAL
>>333410631
>Paper Mario Colour Splash story
lol
Wait, this fake leak aside is there really going to be a new Nintendo Direct?
>>333411329
very nice.
GUYS IT'S FUCKING REAL!
I WORK FOR NINTENDO.
I CAN CONFIRM.
CALL ETIKA
WHY IS NO ONE CALLING ETIKA RIGHT NOW
>>333411135
>sakurai
>telling the truth
>ever
>>333411329
Never seen a lineup this good
>>333411125
Not tilted and blurry enough
I got fired from Nintendo last week. This true.
>>333411759
I miss Hugh Neutron
This list is bullshit, I know because I'm the guy who fired >>333411805
>>333410631
Weakest bait ever. 0/10 not even trying.
>>333410631
>date modified all on the same day
lel
>>333410631
I just got off the phone with my wife's son who beat the kid up at school who says his dad works for Nintendo.
He told me all this is true.
My wife's son works for Nintendo, this is the real deal.
>>333410631
get rid of fedforce dlc, smash bros dlc, and octoling assault and this is passable
>>333410631
>smash characters
you didnt even try OP
>>333412458
>tfw Ganondorf will never pound his stones of judgement into your boipussy
>>333412635
Not with that attitude.
>>333411125
ey yo, whats in the last folder
>>333411329
but.. but.. Uncharted? Final Fantasy?
>>333412727
A mystery box.
>>333410631
>December 4th
Who cares??
>>333412727
Duke Nukem x Final Fantasy
>>333412825
>>333411125
OH SHIT NEW GOEMON
I got this from my pal who's dad works at Nintendo.
>>333410631
cant you make something more beliveable?
>>333413117
Id buy the fuck out of DoAx3 U
>>333413117
lies
thats way way too high res for Nintendo
>>333410631
>Paper Mario Colour Splash story trailer
Nah, they're scrapping or rebranding it.
They removed it from the previous Direct listing for a reason.
>>333413117
>Pepe Tower Defense
Its finally coming to a nintendo platform? Does it include the Beta Uprising DLC?
>>333411675
There was one last month for upcoming spring and summer games.
The idea of a new direct before summer or E3 is just stupid
>>333413314
>delisional Paperfags actually believe this
When it comes time to swallow that pill, like the Metroidfags did when they thought FedForce was cancelled, its going to hurt.
>>333410631
Nice date, spicfag.
>>333411329
NINTENDO IS DOOMED
>>333411329
awful leak, not even tilted or blurry
>>333413564
What did they take the trailer down for and remove its listing?
They're doing something with it.
Maybe they've even delayed it for the NX so they can fix it.
To be honest, I don't imagine the sticker combat system would be that difficult to scrap, and they certainly have plenty of rpg experience.
>>333410631
After playing Bayonetta 2 I can safely say I don't want another, people give CoD shit for worthless rehashes yet platinum keeps getting away with it. Adding DT and a black sidekick doesn't justify a sequel.though the lumen sage fights were good, but that was the only thing that felt good
>>333411329
>this folder is empty
these hipster bullshit game titles have gone too far
>>333413329
Of course.
It will also come with the Rare Pepe DLC
I'm here to set the record straight before you start bombarding us with emails
>more HD remaster bullshit
Can no one make original fucking games anymore?
>>333410631
Not blurry enough
>>333411329
>>333410730
Oh yeah?! Prove it!Pfff, I showed you, faggot. Don't bother coming back here, bitch. You be cruising for a bruising.
>>333412789
Uncharted always was a shit game tbqhps4uoswbps4hng
>>333410631
I'd be okay with a Sunshine remake. Dolphin can't run Sunshine worth shit on my computer for some reason and I can't find it anywhere that's not fucking absurd in price.
>>333410631
>>333411125
>>333413117
>>333413875
>taking a photo of your screen
lmao what a bunch of retards
>>333411329
kek
>Yokai Watch 2 worldwide reveal
Hasn't Yokai Watch 2 been out in Japan for ages now?
>>333414312
I'd like to point out how much you're failing to get the joke, but you would just pull out the pretending to be retarded card
>Bayonetta
>Yokai Watch 3(I can tell that's a 3 and not a 2)
We don't even have 2 yet faggot.
git gud
>>333411225
>>333411291
in europe month comes after day. It's april 12
>>333414464
You are 50% more retarded just by saying that. You've made me feel more dumb just by reading your fucking post
>inb4 samefag
Fuck you
>>333410631
Sunshine HD
To good to be real
>>333414091
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
Heh too easy
*slices you into milion pieces*
Nothing personal kid
>>333414632
yeah man I got it you were just pretending to be retarded, as long as it makes you feel good
Damn this looks to good to be real
Although the last leak looked like this and it was real
>>333412635
>wanting a massive goblin man to smash his testicles into your asshole
I don't think that would be comfortable for anyone.
Didnt the last leak looked exactly like this and turned out to be true
>>333414312
>Being this retarded
>>333415150
Never speak to me or my wife's son ever again
>>333412458
This would actually be better than the last one
>>333414464
Kill yourself my man.
>>333415174
Go back to 9gag my man.
>>333413875
>Pokemon Snap U
That isn't funny nigger, I've wanted that since the Wii U was announced.
>>333415235
Don't ever fucking reply to me if you aren't going to contribute to the thread.
>>333414798
hey man
stuff it
>>333415510
>>333414091
*teleports behind you*
*unsheathes katana*
Oh you want some too?
*slices you into 2 milion pieces*
>>333410631
>Super Mario Sunshine HD remake reveal
It's over, Nintendo won
>>333410631
I was going to call fake but then I remembered that the contents of last direct actually fucking leaked on 4chan through a photo with a bunch of "empty" folders. I don't know what to believe anymore.
>Sunshine HD
>Story Trailer so soon after reveal instead of putting it at E3 with a "we're sorry" change to the battle system
>Revelaitons
>Game is content-complete, now it's just balance patches.
>More Smash DLC after Sakurai said he's done
God fuck off dude, you're not even trying.
>>333411087
fuck you, i really want this
>>333410631
This has to legitimately be the worst fake I've seen on here since like 2006.
>pic is cropped to a square, in a tiny resolution, as if this picture was taken in 1996.
>Bayonetta Revelations LOL
>Spla2n AND weapon update at the same time
>Smash DLC character when they said there would be no more.
>>333414798
*it's a hologram*
>>333415854
*teleports to your real self*
*unsheathes katana*
Heh too easy
*slices you into milion pieces*
Nothing personal kid
>>333415850
"Octoling Assualt" sounds more like some 3DS spin off/shovelware title than Spla2n
>>333411329
>>333415993
*it's a real hologram*
Don't tell Sony I have this, PS4 library leak
>>333410631
>implying Nintendo does monthly directs anymore
>>333415263
yeah yeah we got it just pretending
>>333410631
fake
without reading the thread i can already tell that the "leaker" is using the credibility of the last leak but this just looks like some anon's hard drive trying to drum up fake bullshit.
>>333416152
hoyl shitt
>>333410631
>mfw this ends up being real
>>333416067
*slices the planet you are living on into milion pieces*
try to survive THAT kid
>>333416152
Where did you get this?..
>>333416286
*planet is a hologram*
>>333416286
*you were actually a hologram the whole time and your slices go through the planet safely*
My uncle's wife's son works for gamestop.
>>333410631
>Super Mario Sunshine HD remake
Every fucking leak, get some new ideas because that's an automatic flag for bullshit.
>>333415510
I'm quite peeved!
Begosh!
>>333416410
Just... how do you have this many holograms?
>>333410631
It least it has the European date format so some effort was put into this at least.
>>333415510
>>333416562
goddam I haven't watched those in years, time to binge watch everything on that channel
>>333410631
>HD remakes, toyshit, and DLC
Fuck. What happened to Nintendo?
>>333416805
I remember in highschool one of my friends played hey ben on the projector and we laughed our asses off and everyone one else just cringed
OMG guise i hacked into the mainframe and found OP's faggot presentation straight from his basement in wisconsin!
>>333417232
>no OP sucking his mom's dick
>>333417165
BEEEEEEEYYYYYYHHNNN
>>333417120
I think they already announced all the games they could at the last direct
I got this, my dad works for Sega!
>>333410631
Most of those games are out before December though
>>333412458
>Metroid 4 Universe
Dammit anon, you just triggered my autism. Metroid 4 was Fusion.
>>333417232
>nude penises
did they remove the skin completely?
>>333413065
Literally my first thought
>tfw Goemon PS3 become a fucking Pachinko
It still hurts
>>333410631
Doubt this is real, but I swear I'm gonna boycott Nintendo. They need to stop remaking all their old shit.
>>333416152
Glorious
Sunshine HD will never actually happen
>Metroid Prime Federation Force DLC
What
>>333419574
fuck, forgot my >
>June 4th
>>333411329
most accurate one yet
>>333412458
>evangelion mmo
Multiplayer coma jacking off, make it happen
>>333413117
>Zelda U canceled
>>333410631
>Octoling assault
Man... I wish it were real.
>>333411319
I've got bad news for you, anon...
>>333410631
>Extra Super Smash Bros DLC announcement
>>333413875
More blur
>>333410631
How did you get a leak of a Direct that's 8 months away?
I fucking dare you to open the folders and show their contents
>>333413065
>>333419393
and because of the success of that one, konami brings the fun on nintendo with goemon pachinko for theWii U!kill me
>>333418862
>>333421167
Do you even know how to read European dates?
I'm gonna assume this is bait
OP is lying guys.
Here's the real contents. My brothers bosses customers coworkers sister-in-law's niece's cousin twice removed works at Nintendo.
>>333410631
How could we let this happen Nintenbros?
I thought Nintendo was supposed to win this.
I'm literally shaking right now.
>That many new games in a direct
>before E3
>Paper Mario Color Splash having a dtory
>Yokai Watch 2 already exists in Japan
>no more DLC for Smash confirmed
You fucked up BIG time with your shitty wishlist.
>>333411329
>>333410631
>Bayonetta
>Sunshine remake
lol, be realistic with your faking anon
