How we're you supposed to know to hookshot across here?
I remember a pretty detailed map in the manual
or maybe that was of the light world only, it's been almost 25 years
Gee I dunno
>broken bridge
>piece of land just sitting there
>whatever that is the magic bar is covering
>>333399958
>>333400151
There's literally an arrow made of grass
The arrow and the convenient gap on the other ledge
>>333399958
Because there's a arrow of grass pointing to the other side.
How we're you supposed to know to go inside the castle?
>>333399958
>why can't metroid crawl?
>>333400240
>>333400361
its showing you were to jump in the water
the hookshot can't usually reach that far off screen and it should show you what you're aiming at. artificial difficulty.
>>333400427
I don't know at what point these threads transitioned from being bait to meta jokes, but I love it.
>>333400240
>>333400294
>>333400361
>being this bad at detecting satire
>>333401184
Damn I fell for the pretending to be retarded meme again
>>333401184
No its real I had to look up what to do.
>>333399958
>mfw the e-shop version has slowdowns even on N3DS
NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>333400240
what if you already cut it?
>>333401357
i think it has slowdowns even on a real super famalam
>>333401184
oooh you were only pretending, nice, hahaha epic, /b/rother
>>333401357
>The New 3DS is the king of emulation handhelds, they said
>We'll have full speed PS1 emulation in no time, they said
Nintoddlers BTFO yet again.
How were you supposed to know to kill enemies and not talk to them? First time you take damage is bullshit artificial difficulty
>>333401357
>>333402092
Sometimes they just don't care.
Ever played Sonic Mega Collection? Sonic 2 has the exact same slowdown in multiplayer from the original version.
>>333402092
Its perfectly emulating the SNES game which also has slowdown
How were you suppose to know to push the power button forward to turn it on?
>>333402260
They want that slowdown because it is part of the authentic experience
>>333401357
SNES had slowdowns too.
>>333402137
Play my .pk3 that replaces fighting with socializing.
>>333399958
They fixed this in the GBA remake by adding a wooden step that extended over the water. Plus it had a wider resolution than the SNES so it covered more ground.
>>333402092
I'm not convinced anyone said those things
How were you supposed to know that the corpse had the key to your cell?
>>333403010
When you realize there is a perfect dick sized hole.
>>333403010
instinct
>>333400240
>There's literally an arrow made of grass
how were you even supposed to know this?
>>333403010
Wait that's what you're supposed to do?
All this time I was awkwarding stroking it with my hand.
What the fuck, this is some Carnival Zone barrel bullshit.
>>333403315
Oh fug.
How were you supposed to know to jump on the goomba?
>>333403315
trial and error
lots of zelda games you're just supposed to throw whatever you have in your inventory at it to see if something happens, and if not, come back later with more stuff
>>333403315
As a kid, I always thought it was a weird face and the shadow below the pot was the mouth to sprinkle powder into.
How were you supposed to know that you needed to follow Geno through the Forest Maze?
>>333403315
This kind of shit is what I missed the most in ALBW, the only interesting 'secret' was the pegasus boots
>>333403484
It's literally the only thing you could do.
You had three lives.
Walking Mario into the Goomba kills you.
Holding the button to run into the Goomba kills you.
You had one button remaining to try. They even timed it's appearance so that a block would be above the goomba when you came across it, so the game forced you to jump onto, and not over it.
If you were smart enough to jump on top of the bricks and get around the Goomba, you probably didn't need any help.
>>333404362
but it hurts you if you touch it why would i know to touch it from a different direction this is artificial difficulty imho
>>333400624
Yet if you jump in the water you can then see the grapple point
>>333404684
no one jumps in the water because then you have to swim for ages to get out
>>333400240
What the fuck.Ive finished this game at least 15 times and I never noticed this
>>333400427
How were you supposed to know to press up against an opening door to build up speed for 12 hours to travel between parallel universes?
>>333399958
Cant you move the screen over with "L"?
>>333405180
I don't think the super famalam had back buttons
>>333405180
you're thinking of mario world
>>333405273
Ah, I dont think I ever had problems as a kid.
>sees grass arrow
>okay ill jump
>sees post
>shit, guess I have to swim around and hookshot
How are you supposed to know how to breathe?
>>333406625
the game does it for you
>>333399958
People like you are why Zelda games now have 8 hours of unskippable tutorials.
>>333403010
>How we're you supposed to know to go inside
Trial and error.
Put it everywhere.
>>333399958
I beat this game when I was 5 shut up nerd
>>333401357
Could they by any chance be the slowdowns the game itself had on the original hardware..?
>>333401897
Then there are still dirt patches dumbass
How are you supposed to know how to talk to other people?
how are you supposed to know how to unleash the danny?