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Its up
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Explain
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>>333397249
Is that matthewmatosis irl?
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the cuckoldry goes deeper with each installment
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A BBC is up his wife that's what's up!
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These shitty avgn cuckold memes were never funny.
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HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST.
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>>333398281
I still don't get where they come from, do memespouters just decide they don't like X so they call it a cuck?
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>>333398281
>>333398435
samefag
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>>333398435
The black sidekick got the girl at the end of the avgn movie. I think most people don't even know this, though.
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>>333398631
I didn't samefag shit.

Disagreeing with something stupid doesn't make me a shill or a samefag.
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Burn it to the ground!
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post dongs from transylvania
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Os4ldBEiZE
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>>333399021
That poor girl, taking all of Mike is effectively abuse
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>>333398631
You wish memespouter.
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Who's gonna take me where to do what?
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>>333397875
New avgn episode
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>>333399538
He's gonna take you back to the past to let you fuck his wifes ass.
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>>333399398
nice paint
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>>333399783
ur late senpai
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>>333398435
/tv/. It came from /tv/. Then they came here and made several threads starting with "HIS GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST!".

Basically because the scene that >>333398745
described was taken out of context, the "AVGN is le cuckold Ecks Dee!!!!!" meme was born.
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>>333398423
TO SEE HIS WIFE TAKE BLACK COCK UP THE ASS
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>>333400105
that would hurt
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>>333399996
>paint
>on mobile

>>333400103
I should have expected it arrived from forced meme general.
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Your favorite AVGN episode and why?
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>>333400881
Plumbers don't wear ties because it's fucking hilarious
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>>333400210
FOR YOU
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So, he wants to do better content, which mean we will get less videos each years.
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>we can never have a normal AVGN thread ever again

This meme with his wife's not even funny, but I am amazed it's lasted this many years. I wonder if James and/or Mike visits /v/ and sees it.
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C V C K
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>>333400103
>Defending being a cuckold
Back to the cuck shed.
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>>333401475
how'd it even start? is it from the movie?
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It's funny to think there was a point at which I would have cared.
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This episode is actually fun.
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>>333401864
I think so, when the black guy kissed the girl in front of him.
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>>333397249
>What's AVGN?
>A vagina.
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>>333400881
episode 113, sir
the script was fucking brilliant
> I might carve a giraffe out of wood and decorate it with Christmas lights so I can put it up in an albatross nest. Did you expect me to say that? Probably not.
>It's proof that Jesus died in vain and legally changed His middle name to "Fucking"
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>Comparing Legends controls to Mario 64 and OoT controls
Didn't Legends come out before PS controllers got analog stick as standard?
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I liked the elm street part, actually a pretty good sketch.
>MAKES FUCKING SENSE
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>>333401864
It was during production of the movie and his wife wrote a blog post where she jokingly added that she could provide a female perspective on the movie. And the autists here took it completely seriously and just went with it.
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I liked it
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>>333403467
Yes.

It did still come out after Mario 64, so they still don't have an excuse for the tank controls.
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A really good episode.

"...Nostalgia Critic?"
"Now that's fucking stupid!"

it actually felt like an old episode
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It was good. It's interesting to see how he intermixes the traditional game reviews into the "plot" of each episode.
But honestly, giving the episode a moral lesson just feels cheesy most of the time.
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>>333403775
I don't remember it but can't you change the controls to strafe with the shoulder buttons and turn with the d-pad? Or am I thinking of another game?
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>>333400881
Transfomers
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I beat that Mega Man DOS game. It really was atrocious. IIRC it's press F to shoot, J to jump, and I forget the rest but your fingers were spread the to the farthest reaches of the keyboard just trying to play it.
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I'm surprised he covered Legends. I thought it did suck tbqh. I remember this one part where you're trying to aim at some airship thing while you're on the ground and the camera was going apeshit spinning in circles and I couldn't see shit. After that I didn't care out good the rest of the game was, it already pissed me off enough to leave a permanent sour taste in my mouth.
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>>333400881
TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFF

Plumber's Don't Wear Ties will always be the Magnum Opus
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>>333407360
Is Plumbers even a game tho?
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>>333400881
Nintendo World Championship is pretty good.
Atari Sports too
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>>333400881
Either Plumbers don't Wear Ties or Swordquest.
>>333407360
>Oh, I get it. He's a plumber and I don't see him wearing a tie.
>WHAT THE FUCK?
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>>333407360
>Get it?
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Top episodes:

1. Ghostbusters
2. Silver Surfer
3. Dick Tracy
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>>333408354
>Dick Tracy
NO CONTINUES??
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>You will never drink Rolling Rock on the Roll n Rocker
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>>333400881
Castlevania Quadrilogy. There's something really comfy about it and I love the subject matter.
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>>333401563
What's wrong with being a cuck?
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this episode was so bad

>literaly AVGN cocksucking hour
>doesn't really say anything interessing about the dos megaman game
>shittalk megaman legend of all the games in the world because he totaly can't into tank controls

the AVGN is dead
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>>333408841
It's really irritating how he pretends to be angry. At least in the old ones it sounded real but when he went on and on about text boxes and explosions in MMX5 it was just bad acting.
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>>333408561
WHY ARE THERE NO FUCKING CONTINUES? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I love that episode because you can tell he's genuinely pissed off.
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>>333408841
buttmad legends fag detected
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>>333400881
Plumbers don't wear ties or the Double Vision special on Intellivision and Colecovision.
Sega 32X is also hilarious with the fake 90's ad.
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He done gone takin ya back to before today?
He be playin some dem elctronical boardgames that are of low quality and not fun to play?
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>>333409162
The episodes where he gets really pissed off are great.

>HAVING THE FUCKING UP BUTTON JUMP IS FUCKING FUCKED UP
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>>333397249
He knows there's fake hair powder you can buy, right?
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>>333397249
He should have given the past nerds fuller hair.
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>>333397249
Legitimately hate this man
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>>333408841
Tank controls are shit. Deal with it.
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>>333408841
lol
No, it's seriously an incredible episode. You can tell he put lots of effort into it.

>>333409941
They're actually not tank controls. With tank controls, you can only move forward or backward.
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>>333400881
I don't know why but I fucking lose it every time I watch Action 52 and Cheetahman and see the descent into madness.

>I CAN'T BEAT IT AND I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN

Plumbers Dont Wear Ties is probably the best episode though.
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>>333410495
So this one's gotta be good, right?... IT SUCKS MONKEY FUCK LIKE ALL THE FUCKING REST
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I love AVGN but I also love Legends, flaws and all. Does he really hate it? My heart may not be able to take it.
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>>333400881
>that part in the Dark Castle review where he tries to mute the music and it gets stuck on that one low note
I love James so much
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>>333410969
He doesnt really "hate" it, he just doesnt really care about the things it brought to table, since he grew up with the NES and SNES megaman games.

Legends sucks though, you shit.
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>>333409124
>but when he went on and on about text boxes and explosions in MMX5 it was just bad acting.
That stage isn't even hard either. I mean yeah the text boxes are annoying but they're not that bad since you can just button mash through them.
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>>333409124
The text boxes were fucking awful in X5. X6 is fucking dogshit but at least you can ignore the calls.
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I havent versed that well into megaman so I'm curious about a thing, when did Inafune take the helm as a director for the series?
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>>333404408

>Oh, its MechaGodzilla, I should've known
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>>333403441
:/
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>>333411138
>Fortunately, you have the option to turn the music off, but you have to turn it off at the right time, when there isn't a note playing. Or else, it SUSTAINS it.
>duh-duh-duh-dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Isn't that the fuckest thing you've ever heard?
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>>333403441
those aren't funny
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>>333411727
>And everything is so small, so fast, and moves in such irregular pattern, hitting your mark is like pissing into a shotglass that spinning on a record player strapped on a wild cheetah's back while you're riding on a unicycle blindfolded.
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>>333399021
How likely do you think it is that they fucked wearing those costumes?
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>Who are you?
>I'm you but balder.
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>>333411829
The fact that it keeps going as he's talking just fucking kills me. Bewildered James is cutest James
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>>333409334
everything about that movie is perfect.
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Why the fuck does James say "Bury" so retardely?
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>Fuck this game, please do a review on it. You asshole. Thanks.
>Wow! I guess I gotta do it now!

Cracks me up every single time.
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>>333403892
>But honestly, giving the episode a moral lesson just feels cheesy most of the time.
I dunno I think its funny. Like its going its so over the top to try to be an emotional story when its just a dude playing shitty games.
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>>333409941
Anyone that cannot use tank controls are objectively to retarded to live.

Fact
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>>333411654
Never.
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>>333397249
Kinda sucked
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>>333400881
TMNT because it was the first episode I ever saw and I laughed my ass off even though I had gotten dumped for the first time in my life that very same day.
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>>333397249
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>>333402447
I laughed at that.
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>>333397249
Just finished it. Surprisingly decent ep on the story/skit part of AVGN.
Really nice how he tied the 10 anniversary with the time traveling. It was nice seeing him go back to old areas even though it was obvious greenscreen. As if its an area you can always revisit. Seeing how he looks on his past work for some reason inspires me to create some creative myself.
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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who though the Toxic Avenger episode was good
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Hasn't it been 12 years? Wasn't his first video made in 2004 Simon's Quest?
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>>333398423
TO WATCH HIS WIFE TAKE A BLACK DICK IN THE ASS
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>>333412546
Serious question here - anywhere to watch/download this online? For free, obviously. Most of the usual sites don't have it because it isn't a "real" movie.
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>>333400881
Episode 2
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>>333412621
Nobody thought Toxic Avengers was good.
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>watching any episodes post-2010

That's when he jumped the shark into not acting and trying to pick up the slack by scripting shittier jokes. It just doesn't work anymore.
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>>333397249
He really missed the oppurnity to poke fun of Mighty No 9, or at least mention it in some way.

The ep not only covers he 10 years as the nerd but it also talks about the rise and fall of Megaman. He should at least talked about its shitty successor in some form.
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>>333412226
He's from New Jersey. He did a whole Bullshit Man episode on how he pronounces things all fucky.
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>>333410969
>"Some people say this game is good, in the same way some people say anchovies on pizza is good. You could do much worse."
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>>333412610
Sadly his parents original house, the original "Jekyll and Hyde" episode house was sold. There's a video he made a year or two back where he recollects on that original house, and a playground near it. It's called "The Dragon of my Dreams" I think, it's a great watch.

But yeah, lots of the places he can't go back to anymore. And taking all his posters down, moving consoles and televisions around .. he did a really good job with it though. When it shows past James talking into the plush bear/rabbit (cant remember) it looks pretty seamless.
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>>333412705
just torrent
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>>333402447
I actually laughed at that, the kind of juvenile humor he used to use.
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>>333412842
>He should at least talked about its shitty successor in some form.
That's funny, because a proper successor did come from Inti
Because Inafune wasn't involved
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>>333412657
10 years since he registered the YouTube account. If you actually watch the video you'll see he goes back to 2004.
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>>333412621
I have still never watched this or the Bugs Bunny episode
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>>333412621
I'm pretty sure even James has admitted that the Toxic Avenger episode was bad. Apparently they had to improv the episode because Lloyd didn't have the time to wait for James to write a script.
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>>333412842
I think not mentioning it is much more classier.
Also the moral at the end can also refer to it, when he talks about letting stuff rest to not run it into the ground.
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>>333413217
That is what I'm saying It has been 12 years of him making videos, not 10. Does he not know how to count? Or does his website video uploads not count?
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>>333398193
>>333398078
Now that the shitty cuck meme is dead, can anyone contend with AVGN as the best video game show?
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>>333413182
Maybe you missed the part where there aren't really any trackers because it isn't a full release movie.
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>>333413390
the anniversary is for his videos for being hosted on youtube, not him making videos
Youtube wasn't the first site to host his videos
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>>333413390
Are you daft? Or did you seriously not watch the video, he literally explains that it's been 10 years since he made the YouTube account.

also from the video description
>For the 10 Year Anniversary of the Nerd's YouTube channel, he plays the Mega Man games, good and bad. The horridness will test him to the limit. To make it through, he must turn to the past!
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>>333413109
Ive seen Dragon of my Dreams, very good emotional video.
Going back to the houses though, its kind of sweet. We all have memories in old houses/places that we will never be able to see again. My best friend recently moved out of her house, she lived there for 22 years, all her life. I have 22 years worth of memories and videos of that house. And Ill never be able to set foot in any of the rooms ever again.

Which is why I think its heartwarming seeing the nerd revisit his old places in memory lane through greenscreen.
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>>333413217
>If you actually watch the video you'll see he goes back to 2004.
Did you actually watch the video cucker?
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>>333413503
Game Center CX?
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>tfw i like X7


Is megaman DOS really that bad?
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>>333413503

Mark is the purest man on the face of the planet.
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>>333413552
>Youtube wasn't the first site to host his videos
No shit retardo.
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>>333413513
So you can't torrent it? that's weird, I did when the film first came out
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>>333400881
Ninja gayden
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>>333413625
yes
and you have shit taste
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>>333413608
Yeah, did you NTRetard?
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>>333413794
No I just hate myself
I beat x7 3 times and liked
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>>333413503
He is still a cuck. What are you even talking about?
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>>333413696
>calls me "retardo" when he can't even read the description of a youtube video
Eat a dick
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>>333413503
Arino's
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>>333413638
No.
>>333413617
Haven't watched enough to pass judgement on this.
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>>333397249
Best video in years desu family
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>>333401475

> I wonder if James and/or Mike visits /v/ and sees it.

I doubt it. James seems pretty clueless about things like forums, imageboards and social media

Honestly they both seem stuck in the 80's
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>>333413870
I also beat it 3 times but that was because I'm a fucking completionist
It's still a terrible game
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>>333413994
>read description
>not what he states in his video
So he lied
Retardo
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>>333410969
don't worry. james knows nothing about games, but he has to do these videos because that's where the money is at
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>>333414051
>Thinking the opinion of someone who hasn't even watched all of the Kacho's opinion is worth a shit

You're not qualified to speak about any gaming show, faggot.
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>>333414154
For some reason i like X7
i don't know why
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>>333400881
Spider man. I don't know why but the line "Its a super bomb!" just slays me every time I see it. Also "This is a game boy. Here's the game, heres the boy, gameboy".
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>>333413873
>tfw you will never have a strong black guy to enrich your qt redhead gf
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I still remember the disappointment with that waste of time, money, and development with the movie. My heart goes out to everyone that donated to that shitfest. The biggest let down of the decade.
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>>333397249
so this took nearly 4 months to produce? Is it worth it? Does he still have the fire, the eye of the tiger? Or is he just rehashing his "shit,fuck,cunt" library?
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>>333413019
So am I and I don't talk like a retarded.
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>>333413190

It's Gunvolt actually good? I want to play some megaman
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>>333414347
>My heart goes out to everyone that donated to that shitfest. The biggest let down of the decade.
Everyone who donated and didn't think James was going to produce the same exact B-tier movie he loves and talks about all the time is retarded.

The people who donated for MN9 got scammed way harder, thankfully I didn't donate to either.
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>>333414469

You sure type like one.
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>>333414186
>"It's been 10 years since I first began broadcasting to you through the miracle of youtube technology..."
Now go eat a dick moron
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>>333414501
You can pirate it, just go for it. Buy the game if you want to, I don't care.

It's a pretty good action side-scroller
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>>333413638
He's a cool guy, too bad mostly console player.
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>>333414682

I get my pure, innocent PC related fix from LGR.
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>>333397249

It was good.

He got the old Nerd rage right this time instead of doing that anxious/forced rage that he had in the last 3-4 episodes.
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>tfw its actually been 10 years

what have i been doing with my life ;-;
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>Calm attitude
>Genuinely useful advice
>Skilled and passionate about the games he plays
>Soothing voice

Why won't he make more videos? He's got a pretty good chemistry with Mike too, much better than Mike and James.
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>>333404125
i know you can do that with 2 but i don't think 1 does
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>>333397249
>"I quit" -yeah right
Urghh what time is it the 3rd time he jokes about it?
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>>333414970

He's cool, but honestly kind of boring.

His battletoads videos were great though. He should do more walktroughs
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>>333413390
He didn't upload the first two videos before 2006.
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Why is the quality of Jame's videos on his website such shit quality? I mean, some of them are at the wrong aspect ratio and they're incredibly pixelated? The youtube versions look better, but the issue is some of the episodes are exclusive to the site, like the Atari Porn video or the full version of the Super Mario 3 review
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>>333414970
Does he have a youtube channel of his own? I enjoy Mike and Bootsy videos a lot.
He has a very humble melancholic feeling to him when he plays the old games.
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>>333414970

>typing out an identical post to one you've made in the past

why would you do this? do you want a complete replay of a conversation you've already had? were you disappointed in the responses you got previously?
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Oh shit it's the post police, hit the bricks!
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>>333415304
Not him but I do this too sometimes. Sometimes you just want to see another direction the conversation could go from your post.
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>>333415220
maybe because of the shitty video player he uses for his site.
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>>333415304

If the post is still pertinent and I hold the same opinion, and the thread warrants it, then of course I still enjoy discussing the same topic.

It's not like I'm doing it every 30 minutes.
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Its up
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>>333400881
The informative ones like pong consoles, Double Vision, and NES accessories are great

Dark Castle because that game is completely fucked

Batman Forever segment of the Batman video because his anger is legitimate

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is the best one overall though
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>>333400881

Action 52. I dunno, i just like it.
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>>333414325
THIS GAME SUCKS MY SPIDEY-BALLS
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>>333415754
Is that John Green?
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>>333414682
AVGN is an exclusive console player.
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>>333400881
Ninja Gaiden
Because funny
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>>333415939
I know, It just feels wrong that they didn't experience the PC side of things too.
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the GOAT AVGN episode coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omW1E7rv7IM
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>>333415939
>AVGN is an exclusive console player.
He's played some DOS games before
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>>333416106
He literally plays a DOS game in the newest video this entire thread is about. He played his own AVGN game on the computer. Big Rigs is PC only.

AVGN plays a lot of PC games.
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>>333410969
>>333411230
legends is like twilight princess for me.
I don't particularly like the gameplay all that much but the environments are great.
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>>333398745
Bullshit, people were calling him a cuck before that movie even came out.

I remember the thread when someone posted the gif of them kissing, /v/ lost its mind, everyone saying cuck confirmed.
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WHERE DID THE HAIR GO
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>>333416626
I only started seeing the cuck posting after the movie. You might of seen a few cuck posts here and there but when cuckposting was new they called every e-celeb a cuck
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>>333416697
oh you kids, wait till you get in your 20s and you'll start to feel the aging burn.

I have hair that goes down to my shoulder blades and I still have a thin spot on the top which ma. Rest of my hair covers it but that little spot is obvious if I cut my hair short again.
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>>333401021
>>333407360
This.

My second favorite is the Nintendo Power one, I love James just reminiscing about old shit from his childhood.
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>>333416626
It started when his wife wrote a blogpost on cinnemassacre saying she wanted the cast for the movie to be more diverse.
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>>333400881
Hong Kong 97. It was hilarious.
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>>333417069
>20's
confirmed for shit genetics
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>>333417069
>tfw in my early 30s and still have a full head of luscious hair

Feels nice knowing male pattern baldness ain't in my family.
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>>333417069
Not him but I'm 29, and there are no bald spots to be had. Don't blame your shit genes on aging a little being guaranteed to go a bit bald. Blame your parents.
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>>333417156
Balding doesn't really matter as long as you own it. If you hide it, it's fucking embarassing.
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>>333414970
>piece of shit
>nigger

The chat just went fucking crazy like a bunch of kids on 2nd grade.
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>>333417069
Your hair genetics most commonly come from your Father on your Mother's side. So seeing his hair pattern as he got old is most likely what will happen to you.
Luckily my Mom's Dad's hair was nice and thick well into his 60s.
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>>333401563
>Back to the cuck shed.
you mean /tv/?
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>>333417465
Did he actually say nigger?
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>>333414970
He's a nice guy, but has literally no presence on camera. James is the best "character" in videos such as Board James and AVGN, Mike is somewhat okay, and Bootsy just not good at all.
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>>333417360
>this is what people with shit pedigrees actually believe
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>>333417560
Yeah.
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>>333417069
I saw somewhere that specialists predicted the real "cure" for baldness (not that lotion bullshit) isn't far ahead in the future, like less than 10 years.
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>>333417532
I don't that's always the case. My Dad's side of the family has amazing hair genetics, and that's what seems to have transferred to me. None of them are balding at all. It just thins out over time.
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>>333417658
I bet some bald fit fag could pull mad weeb poon at some anime convention cosplaying as saitama.
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Was better than the stuff he usually shits out.

However, I wonder if those "emotional moments" are supposed to make me think "Wow, he sucks at acting".
>Hurr It's not bad bcuz it's shit on purpose!
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>>333417532
>your Father on your Mother's side
You mean your maternal grandpa?
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>>333417734
>10 years
I'm not even 30 and my hair is already thinning out, I'm going to be a fucking scrotum gun before those faggots can figure out a non-snakeoil cure for baldness.
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>>333417532
>tfw hairline at literally 19 years old
>tfw nobody else in my family is balding
Every day I feel like the JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP guy
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TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
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>>333418327
>tfw have more hair on my testicles than you have on your head

WTF ARE YOU DOING LAD?
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>>333418327
For crying out loud, just go full bald at this point.
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>>333418327

Just shave it at this point bruh, and try to find a look that goes with it, if that means you grow out some facial hair or have to hit the gym then whatever.

I hope your head isn't comically round.
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>brags about his HDTV in the intro

Doesn't he know that's the worst way to play anything pre-7th gen? He's going to get delay out the ass.
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>>333418327
What am I looking at here, a thigh or kneecap or something?
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>>333418854

Framemeister
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>>333418854
His old tv probably died and couldn't find a decent new one.
It's going to happen to everyone soon.
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>>333400881
The four episodes covering Castlevania. He really like that series.
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>>333417069

>in my 20s
>still have a lot of hair
>both parents are in their 60s and still have a lot of hair

Feels good
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>>333418327
>Youngest of 3
>Oldest went bald
>Middle is greying like shit but not balding
>Grew up with horrible dandruff and it still comes up if I don't use shampoo made to help it

help
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>>333418854
He uses a Framemeister, anon. It scales your shit signal to HD.
https://solarisjapan.com/products/xrgb-mini-framemeister-compact-up-scaler-unit
https://youtu.be/43dzrCAfU3A
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I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.

He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.

I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
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>>333417296
give it time.

Just look around you when you go outside you dumb fucks.

>I'm special theres no way i'm going bald or have thinning hair nuh uh not ever
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>>333399021
What episode and link please?
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>>333400881
About all the shit I am to young to know about (Atari, Odyssey, Collecovision) or my country simply didn't have that shit (Sega CD, 32X, almost all Nintendo accessories).

Also, those in which he talks about entire franchises, like Terminator, Jurassic Park, Castlevania.
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>>333400881
>Plumbers don't wear ties
>Halloween
>Spiderman games
>Hong Kong 97
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He seems to have lost a lot of weight
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>>333412842
I feel like i've been on 4chan too long because of this, but has anyone else noticed the title makes it look like beck is showing off his "mighty no 9?"
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>>333400881
plumber don't wear ties or gliches, so fucking funny both
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>>333400881

Sword Quest by far
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>>333419898
>tfw made fun of girl a in my college class a year ago for shaving her head in support of cancer or some shit
>tfw hair is thinning rapidly
is god punishing me
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Life is suffering.
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>>333412481
AESTHETICS
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>>333400881
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
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>>333419627
>>333418985
Speaking of the that, is their any chance a firmware update will fix the gap when the game switches resolutions? As great as this thing is, games that switch between 240p and 480i mid-game are unplayable.
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>>333417570
>Bootsy just not good at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mxA-FFJ8wI
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>>333419627
Oh shit, I could really use this.

I love these times when /v/ is informative and helpful.
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Are the people here who are bald also white? I go to school and all the white people in my class are white guilt cucks who are balding.
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>>333421373
It seems like he also plug all his other consoles on scalers, too.
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>>333419627
>expensive third party hardware and console mods
>to make the games look like on an emulator
lol
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>>333418461
That's nothing to be proud of. You are still a greasy fat fuck with no life.
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>>333400881

Plumbers don't wear ties. The bizarrensss of the game gets me every time.
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>>333415270
He has his own channel but never updates it
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>>333419741
Wait, what happened to his wife?
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First part of the episode was good then he ruined it with after effects.

It made me realize how shitty Megaman got with the time, perhaps is better tif it stays dead.
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>>333397249
It was pretty good
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>>333416697

He's 36. It happens.
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>>333400881
I've watched all the Castlevania ones kinda fanatically. I mostly end up liking those where he has someone else to talk to.
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>>333419898
hong kong 97 was the shit
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>>333421979
You sir are bald.
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>>333402447
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>>333400881
All the hardware review episodes. He's at his best when he talks about the history and background of the stuff he's reviewing. Too bad that he actually believes that people watch him for his acting and toilet humor.
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>>333400881
Nintendo Power and Super Mario 3 are also great
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>>333423180
That damn song got stuck in my head for the rest of the day after watching it.
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>>333402447
those were actually buretty good
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>>333412330
Anyone can use them, that's not the argument. It's just that they were shit then and they're shit now. Just like how your grammar is shit.
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