How does Lady Maria prepare for Dark Souls 3?
She already played Miyazaki's magnum opus, which is the same game she appears in, she's taking it easy.
Fuck off back tô reddit faggot
>>333392743
With lots of sleep.
>>333393071
>she already played Miyazaki's magnum opus
She got Dark Souls 3 early? I didn't know Maria was a streamer
>>333395015
I'd watch Maria-chan play video games.
>>333395162
Would she get mad when someone defeats her? Would she trash talk him?
>>333395232
She'd get a bit mad and then cry off-stream.
>>333392743
She doesn't!
Hey lads, should I buy DS3 or DS3 Deluxe? Deluxe is +$20 but comes with the Season Pass, and with two confirmed DLCs in the works it will *eventually* be worth it.
>>333395948
>Pre-ordering season passes
At least wait until they announce the first one.
How am I supposed to wait, boys? How am I supposed to wait 5 more days for this game?
>>333396167
Go suck some cocks, SHiT.
>>333396167
I thought you were cool, SHiN.
>>333392743
By getting parried by Fat Cocks while she watches Kill La Kill!
Can I pre-download it from the European PSN store?`
>>333396218
>>333396232
I must be a huge retard, because I'm not getting what you're trying to do here.
>>333392743
by resting a lot!
Does Maria have a blankie or a stuffed beast she sleeps with?
>>333395162
SUGOI!
>Lady Maria isn't the final boss
>Instead its some literally who orphon of literally who kosm
I am still mad.
when you think about it, maria has died more times than anyone else across all playthroughs
making her the absolute worst at the game
>>333397428
and yet she uses an OP weapon and cheats with blood magic.
>>333397602
so the worst then
>>333397428
MEANIE! that's not true at all!
The parrying mechanics are just bugged!
I want to tenderly bully Maria.
>>333397771
I want to lightly tease the Doll!
>>333397750
>MEANIE
Can you imagine the 40 something hambone writing this with his sausage fingers?
>>333392743
By watching Kill La Kill
Maria was fun but she I don't get why you guys are creating this whole shitty canon around her. She killed me once or twice and then I killed her. GG get fucked bitch.
>>333399420
Because it's amusing, you autismo.
By dying over and over as I 'm summoned to help kill her relentlessly
>>333392743
WAKE UP, YOU SACK OF SHIT
>There will be no boss as bullyable as Maria in Dark souls 3
>>333399940
ZETSUBOU!
Do not bully Lady Maria!
>>333400795
I wanna push Lady Maria onto the ground!
>>333396167
Remember that every single game before it has had crippling flaws.
>>333399812
I see. I'll just take your word for it I guess.
>tfw game forces you to kill a character that doesn't deserve it/did nothing wrong.
For what purpose?
>>333400795
Why not?
>tfw I'll never bully Maria because I suck ass and the woods before shadows fucks me up every time
I-I-is it really that fun Anons?
>>333393071
Bloodborn is great but dark souls 1 is still the best
>>333401410
it's p cool, but like all bullying activities it's best enjoyed in groups
>>333401354
The only boss in the Soulsborne series that didn't deserve it/did nothing wrong would probably be Priscilla and whats-her-name from Demon's. The one at the end of the Valley of Defilement? Can't recall her name.
All the others are horrible monsters and/or chose to fight you of their own accord.
>>333401670
uh, not Ebrietas
>>333401372
Because I will kick your ass!!!
... After I get off work ...might have to wait for the weekend... I'm actually kinda busy this weekend... Next week isn't looking good either... But I WILL kick your ass! Eventually... Provably...
>>333401670
Rom?
>>333401783
>>333402012
Fuck. As soon as I posted that I remembered several bosses from Borne that probably didn't deserve it either.
Nevermind me. I'll choke on a bad of dicks.
I'M GONNA PINCH MARIA'S CHEEKS UNTIL THEY'RE ALL RED AND SWOLLEN!
I heard she watches Kill La Kill...
>>333401158
reading internet nerds critic every single flaw of ds2 pretty much ruined my enjoyment of it. certainly, the game had its problem, but most of those problems could be ignored unless someone blatantly pointed them out and turned them into memes. I didnt give a single shit about the inconsistency of the world design until some anons wouldnt stop harping about it. Putting a volcano ontop of a windmill may not have made sense, nor does putting a cave with a boat below sea level but it's not something you should really care about while playing.
What do you think her favorite katana is?
>>333402402
ohohoh!
You know what else I heard? That she watched the Hellsing series but not Hellsing Ultimate!
>>333402823
not the Rakuyo obviously since she couldn't stomach it.
>>333402823
Chaos Blade because of chaos.
>>333402989
DELETE
>>333402989
But Anon.She could sure STOMACH it in her boss fight
>>333392743
Why is this slut sleeping every time I see her? WAKE UP YOU SILLY BITCH
>>333403471
Knowing how subtle and cheeky Bloodborne's humor is, I'm pretty sure the wording "stomach it" was intentional.
>>333403606
babbies need a lot of sleep
>>333403606
How can she be a slut when she's asleep all the time?
CHECK AND MATE.
>>333396468
you can pre-download it in 3 days
Reminder she kisses the player character during her stab attack if they happen to be a woman.
>>333395162
>tiny maria running around on her little legs trying to catch up with you
>even with the quickening she's still too slow
>>333404702
Filthy lies.
>>333404702
fuck off yurifag
Is Iudex Gundyr literally the easiest boss FromSoft ever made?
I know he's the first boss in Dark Souls III but christ, compared to the first boss of Bloodborne he's a fucking joke.
>>333404538
She got stank puss that just is always searching for dick
>>333401074
I wanna make a doormat out of Lady Maria's skin!
>>333405578
poofy cooch
>>333392743
I came here expecting Ohios and was sorely disappointed.
>>333405686
>I wanna make a doormat out of Lady Maria's skin!
And sell her entrails to a butcher shop!
yum!
>>333405686
I wanna use splinters of Lady Maria's femur to pick my teeth!
>>333405884
I wanna use Lady Maria's eyelids as chewing gum!
>>333406025
I wanna use Maria's buttocks as a pillow!
>>333405686
>>333405884
>>333406025
You guys are weird.
I can't sexualize Lady Mary. All I want is to princess carry her to my bed and snuggle all night long with her!
Maria is NOT for sexual >:3
>>333406231
you're all fucked up man, that's what Doll is for, she's the princess
>>333406241
oh yes she is
>>333406129
I wanna make candles out of Lady Maria's tallow!
>>333406241
>vulvy puffa
>not for sexual
>>333406337
I wanna make a toilet brush out of Maria's crotch!
>>333392743
I heard she watches Kill la Kill...
It's funny how sonykeks try to stay relevant with their Bloodborne
>>333406479
I wanna tie ribbons in my hair with Lady Maria's fallopian tubes!
Nothing...A corpse should be left well alone.
>>333406410
>>333406536
She really lost her way...
>>333402402
Is it time?
>>333406541
It's funny how NEVER EVERS try to devalue something legitimately good by spewing "Le console peasants"
you can get double katanas, cainhurst-like dress and bleeding serum looks like her blood mode blades
she's going to have her share of fun
>>333406821
>Pizza Girl
What?
Lady Maria is for hugging!
>>333401158
Of Miyazaki's souls games, the only one I've found to have severe enjoyment crippling issues was Dark Souls 1. At least in Demon's Souls I can identify that Valley of Defilement is a pretty well constructed level even if I hate playing it. The number of good areas and bosses after Sen's Fortress completely nosedives. Bloodborne I only have nitpicks with, it's definitely my favourite. This and DaS2 could be indicative that it's Bamco that's causing the problems, so I guess I am a little worried about DaS3.
>>333408150
Maria is for stabbing with a large shaft!
>>333392743
Heavy sleeper huh
WAKE UP MARIA
>>333409069
>>333399940
nopeone of the endings is pretty much canon bullyng
>>333401670
Who is Gwyndolyn
>>333409826
Adead guy.And he had such sensual lips too.
>>333409069
Don't bully Maria
>>333393071
>meme opus
>iz best cuz i spent 400 dollars on it
>ayy lmao
>>333401354
No matter their pasts, beasts are no more than beasts.
>>333410029
Right, but he didn't deserve it. He was defending the image of his mother and trying to maintain the facade of anor londos prime time
>>333404702
Proof?
>>333401670
>Astrea did nothing wrong
She's coveting a Demon's Soul, that's enough of a crime.
The Old One can't be sent away without it
Who is this bitch and why has she been taking my spot as queen of /v/?
>>333411945
who are you?
>>333411945
B L A C K E D
>>333412397
Lady Maria is lesbian. tumblr said that
>>333395948
If you want it to be worth it, why not wait until after the dlc drops? By then the game itself will be $20 cheaper.
>>333411945
I want to BULLY Seibah
>>333411945
Who? I jusg like to harass Maria because she's garbage
>>333413664
>>333413796
Rigged, Maria only deserves knuckles in her face
>>333413651
You don't scare me!
>>333414637
But this will.
>>333392743
>>333414927
What's that brown spot on the right?
>>333409195
He did nothing wrong
>>333397280
desu honest good or bad game most of the time the antagonist thats not the final boss is the best anyway
>>333415275
We have evidence that suggets otherwise.
>>333415175
Caster's hired help
>>333413473
Girls can bully other girls, so I hardly see the problem here. Lady Maria is in for a good hoontin'.
Yeah, I still don't understand the connection between Maria and the doll. Was the doll crafted to represent Maria on purpose?
>>333415578
Gehrman loved Maria but she rejected him.
He creepily built the doll in her image, to support the hunters how he wished she had supported him.
>>333415578
Yes Gherman had a huge crush on her but like the sperg he is he never acted on it so when she killed herself he built the doll in her image
I want to poke Lady Maria's puffy vulva!
>>333416116
They aren't made for poking.
>>333416328
I want to gently slap Lady Maria's puffy vulva with my half-flaccid penis!
>>333416420
That's kinda more like it.
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