HA
HA
HA
>>333386503
are you 12?
>>333386503
tbqh they sound like fun apps to play between wanking off over vr porn.
>>333386613
Maybe, but I'm certainly not the one who blew $800 on DOA hardware.
>>333386503
>op was autistic enough to make this image
barneyfag has been dethroned
As it stands, there is zero, non industrial uses for VR right now.
I watched the GB stream and all the games just like like 99 cent app store games being sold at a ridiculous mark up.
>>333386874
m8, beating off is non industrial.
>>333386758
I am glad I blew 0 dollars but this is just pathetic shitposting.
>>333386760
reported for underage
>>333386503
>Job simulator
Woah, sounds fun.
Why do people do this? It's the same shit with the PS4. There's nothing to purchase day 1 no major fucking games yet they waste hundreds of dollars to get the chance to see their items collect dust. I'll probably buy this shit, when there are games! I'm still eagerly waiting to buy a PS4, when it actually has fucking games.
>games and more fucking games
>porn
>more videos games
>Rarely any mention of Snow Crash/Neuromancer/type shit in the mainstream coverage.
Hellza gay thus far, I'm aware of shit like Janus, but I'm also keenly aware that there aren't too many other developers pushing to get this shit right.
It looks... so fucking useless.
>>333386503
>Showed at E3 last year
>Published by Devolver digital which isa based as fuck publisher
>Literally who
The fuck are you on about nigger?
>Make enthusiast piece of tech for dedicated and hardcore users
>Release all casual games, don't include anything with substance or anything offering more than a quick distraction
>Charge 800 dollars and require a top of the line PC yet only release shit like Job Simulator
VR's not going to go away; there are plenty of uses I can think of for Virtual Reality, such as education and medical work. But for video games? DOA.
>>333386503
>Job simulator
-_-
>the Vive and Rift have literally only been out for a few days
>only a few people actually have had their units shipped
>it's still somehow doa according to /v/
>>333387698
People fall for the hype meme.
>>333388520
>dead before it arrives
It's a miscarriage.
>one $15 game (I think, can't be assed to check) compared to three games that require a $700 piece of technology to play
great comparison
I think VR's just a dumb gimmick that'll be about as relevant in ten years as the wiimote is now but come on anon
>>333386717
>>333386976
>>333387928
This.
Anyone who doesn't see the potential in VR porn is delusional.>you will one day be able to simulate sucking off the perfect cock without even having to leave the house
>>333388520
They said the same about the Vita
They were right
>VR version of god-tier flash game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoVsRUhUb3I
mitebcool
It's amazing tech, and if you have a basic understanding of the U4/Unity engine then you can literally do anything with it. That being said it's not ready for mass consumers but you gotta start somewhere when it comes to untapped markets.
>>333388826
VR porn is the only reason I'd get one, no use for it as a game device thingo.
>>333386758
>maybe
That's basically a yes
>>333386503
Unsurprising to me.
VR is a fad and a very expensive one at it. The technology is still too rough and yet expensive and the "games" produced until now are either porn simulators, things that are everything except games or straight ports of FPS games.
This kind of crap could fly last gen or two gens ago, not now.
Maybe VR will become mainstream many years from now, when it will be more refined and cheap. But it will never be as big as desperate neet virgins pretend it is. It's just a very boring tool.
>>333389075
>spend few hundred $ onupgrading PC
>spend another few hundred to buy VR
>work a few hours to set everything up perfectly
>cum in 5 minutes
>>333388826
You missed the entire point of my post you fucking dullard. Go eat a virtual dick.
>>333388229
Just wait some years , it's a new thing of course it's shit now.
>>333389320
IM TRYING
>>333389280
>cum in 5 minutes
You're small time.
I've edged for 8 hours. Mindblowing finishes. Enough pre to lubricate a fucking car.
VR would be worth the investment.
>>333386758
>he thinks $800 is much
>>333389417
>8 hours
how do people do this and not get blue balled?
>>333386503
VIve came out yesterday.
I don't think we can download hardware yet.
>>333386503
>Calling Gungeon literallywho
>doesn't know how huge communities of former and current Binding of Isaac and Nuclear Throne players are all migrating to this game atm
I get it, you hate and don't understand the top-down-pixelated-indie-crap-genre as you call it and you wish it would leave, but at least try to keep up with trends.
>>333389548
They lie.
>>333389548
You work your way up to that.
Also you ain't jacking it the whole time.
>>333389725
*players/streamers/youtubers
>>333389725
>single player game communities
>>333389886
>a group of people can't be fans of something just because it's single player
Are you dumb?
>>333389725
Isaac and Nuclear Throne had a thread up at all times in their prime.
This shit, I haven't seen on /v/ once.
>>333388520
I don't know shit about VR or its sales, but usually the first week sales are the indicator if a product will do well consistently after the first week.
>>333390220
Look at the front page right now.
>fantastic contraption
This was a flash game years ago wasn't it?
>>333389886
>I get it, you hate and don't understand the single-player-game-communities as you call it and you wish they would go away
doesn't mean they will :^)
>>333390241
Well, we know the products themselves have sold well on preorders, but the hardware just hasn't all been delivered yet.
>>333386503
They've only delivered like a hundred units so far. The rest of us are waiting cause HTC are useless.
I will say the bundled games are fucking garbage. Should have been ED, Gallery and Hover Junkers.
>>333388652
Thats not a miscarriage, thats a loss
>>333386503
The Vive isn't even out yet. What you're seeing here are from the few people who got copies for development or reviewing
>>333390326
I remember having it on CD.
>>333388229
I just want it for racing and flying games mostly
"Home video games are an overpriced gimmicky fad that will never work specially considering the underpowered machines used, they'll never replace arcades" - /v/
I only want a Vive to play Custom Maid 3D 2 on. Only game worth it to be quite honest.
>>333386758
>he actually thinks $800 is anything
you're either a child or a nintenyearsold
>Job simulator
Is this the start of an epic new meme?
>>333388520
What do you expect from a board with mostly underage who need mommy to give them $800?
>>333386503
>Implying you need anything other than monster girl island
Everything else is just a bonus.
>>333391168
>>333391104
>>333389478
>Look at me, I can pay $800 for garbage!
>Clearly others are just poor because I can't possibly be stupid!
>>333391241
SIMPSONS DID IT AGAIN
>>333386503
...sigh
http://steamspy.com/app/327140
vs
http://steamspy.com/app/311690
the only one flopping is Job Simulator
>>333391168
It actually looks really fun. Has an interesting narrative how in the distant future you go to a musuem a re-live teh past days of "working class", while floating robots simulate how it felt.
It's lacking features but don't behave like a 10 year old and calling something you don't know or understand a fucking meme
>>333391241
This is suddenly depressingly accurate
>>333388520
there is no evidence that any games are coming or will be coming that will actually use this hardware in any meaningful way.
that's doa if i've ever seen it.
>>333391104
>you're either a child or a nintenyearsold
Thats almost everyone here, explains why they are so salty about the price of VR.
Aren't simulators main use for VR tech right now ?
Games like Assetto Corsa and Flight Simulator seem like a natural fit.
>>333390820
ARCADE MASTER RACE HOME CONSOLES ARE DESTROYING VIDEO GAMES DEVS ARE TONING DOWN GRAPHICS TO APPEAL TO CONSOLE USERS ITS OVER THR INDUSTRY IS DEAD
Here's a literal who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZVEHdo5mHU
can't even make a thread because that shilling
>>333390758
>flying games
THIS
Can't wait for Ace Combat
>>333391725
>can't even make a thread because that shilling
fuck off shill
>>333386758
Dead or Alive hardware?
What
>>333391848
>Dead or Alive VR
My dick is diamonds
>>333391359
>>333391378
Almost as if they have 1000 episodes and have done literally everything
>>333387698
>Why do people do this? It's the same shit with the PS4. There's nothing to purchase day 1 no major fucking games yet they waste hundreds of dollars to get the chance to see their items collect dust. I'll probably buy this shit, when there are games! I'm still eagerly waiting to buy a PS4, when it actually has fucking games.
This is why I have said that the only VR with even a chance at success is the PS VR.
Without killer apps that people would buy it for it will flop. PS VR has Sony behind it, Vive and Oculus has nothing.
>>333386503
this thread is cancer
>>333388520
It's also not a product they are expecting to have mass appeal for a few years until they can get the price down and create a large amount of content.
Oculus plan to sell about 1 million this year, I'm sure HTC also have the same kinda sales forecasts.
That won't stop /v/ acting like VR is a failure in a years time, since they won't have sold 50 million headsets...
>>333391227
>LOOK AT ME, I SPENT $800 ON A BRICK THAT I CANT USE FOR ANYTHING
Dohohoho, why didn't you wait and see anon, like a normal person with a functioning brain would do?
VR will never go beyond those shitty roller coasters. You got hype baited by the big corporate cock.
>>333392183
>Oculus plan to sell about 1 million this year, I'm sure HTC also have the same kinda sales forecasts.
Kingdoms of Amalur forecast something along the lines of 10 million+ copies sold, we all know how that went.
>>333388826
>pay 800$ for vr
>pay 1000$ for a decent pc that has vr supporting graphics card
>pay 100$ dollars for brazzers subscription
>pay another 100$ for vr supported porn
>after 2000$ you can watch your shitty 3d porn with wrong focus, shitty resolution seeing the face of actual bull etc.
>meanwhile i enjoy my glorious 2d hentais
yeah sure truly huge potentialartificial academy 3 in vr would be cool. shame it will have denuvo. this also means you cannot play it if you are outside of japan. truly golden age awaits us
>tfw Vive already has more good games than PS4
>>333386503
It's gonna be awhile before they start making AAA games for it, first they need, you know, a sizeable playerbase.
>>333392763
Don't forget that VR knows absolutely everything you do.
Watching loli porn with it? Knock knock, can't have that in a progressive country!
>>333390220
Maybe because it came out like yesterday? you retard nigger
>>333392763
>buying porn
LMAO
i fucking hate indie games steam its now full of that shitty games i think ill will buy a ps4 just to play japanese games i hope i can install a custom firmware in that shit
>>333392935
>he believes his vr would let him playing unlicensed porn
enjoy blinding flashes whenever you play unauthorized porn
>>333390220
>in their prime
Nigger NT was fotw game. There weren't much threads prior to 90-something update
That's fucking 90 updates before /v/ decided to spot the game
Same shit with Starsector. Most of the people there don't even remember it being called Starfarer
>>333393165
>buying VR
LMAO
>>333392679
Genres:
FPS
Vehicle Pilot (Tank, Heli, Bus driver, etc)
Theme parks
Simulators
MMOboard games
Virtual Reality game genres that apparently are made for improving the first person experience. You're wrong, this shit will appeal to the masses and will sell like the Wii
>>333386503
>seriously thinking something that the whole market is pushing for would flop
You probably don't leave the house much, corporations create the market, not otherwise. Maybe the technology will be abandoned in some years if it doesn't improve but they will make a lot of money with this.
>>333393174
Does Starsector have some in-game goals yet besides shit you set for yourself?
>>333393157
Better get one on 1.76 firmware, that's where all the hacks are happening
>>333393275
but wii didn't cost 800$ to begin with.
nobody and their parents is going to spend 800$ to a literal gimmick which makes games considerably worse
>>333393457
i think im going to starsector
is it really as fun as mount and blade, stalker or E.Y.E ? i loved all these games
>>333386503
What, your mom can't buy you a vive or something you FAGGOT?
>>333389478
>>333391104
$800 is a lot when it's for garbage
>>333386503
>tech demos for a 800$ device
>a neat video game that will run on anything and cost appropriately
>>333391104
Salty, delicious tears of someone who bought a $800 brick.
>I bought something useless for too much money and now i can call all of you poor, HA!
Could've just bought the newest iPhone instead fampai.
Mech games or nothin'
>>333386503
Woah...
So this...
Is the futere...
Of VR...
>>333386503
what do you gain from VR flopping?
it's good for everyone if it develops into a better technology.
it literally hurts you in no way if it flops
>>333386503
That's like saying everyone who brought/pirated Windows 10 is a sucker because it comes with shitty games like minesweeper.
You do know there's more shit than the free crap it comes with right?
Also..
> not downloading Sexy Beach Premium Resort with Oculus Rift Patch
Pleb.
>>333391104
>live in a postcommunist state
>earn $600 a month
check your privilege
>>333391104
>if you know how to handle your money and not blow 800 dollars on an expensive toy, you're a child
Right now it's a toy for enthusiasts, and that's pretty much it. If you're upper-middle and have too much money, go for it.
Otherwise there's basically no games but a bunch of Unity demos and things with experimental VR support (TF2)