I can't even beat the first fucking level. And this isn't even the real boss fight of this stage. I guess I'm not the God Hand after all. You can't even grind the previous areas for more money for upgrades. All I can do is play video poker. This is a fucking nightmare. I even tried cheesing these two with the boxes, godhand, roulette wheel and shit but no, get fucked.
How do you anons do it?
Play until you git gud scrub
Dodging back and poking is you're friend if your bad
Guess I spoke too soon.
>>333374908
Learn to weave and plan your attacks accordingly. If you're playing on normal or below there's no excuse. Also make good use of the dragon punch and kick technique to launch people. Makes for easier crowd control.
As long as you keep trying I'll refrain from calling you a casual piece of shit.
protip
>face enemy
>instead fight run away
>the enemy will follow you just for a while
>then they come back
>then taunt him
>in this way you will face one enemy one by one
and don't forget the charged stomp and shoryuken
And here I was thinking I'm the casual normie
>>333374601
Backflip is a beginners best friend.
>>333374601
Thanks for reminding me that I need to replay this masterpiece.
One of the few 10/10 games out there.
Gameplay is literally flawless
>>333376562
It makes my top 5 easily but let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Don't wanna be one of THOSE fanbases.
>>333376639
There isn't a single problem with the gameplay.
Honestly the only real "issue" with the game is the pop-in, fuck fuck grafix when the core of the game is this good.
>>333374601
I'd tell you to get better at the game, but I don't think you're that kind of guy.
>>333376696
The way the game just makes walls invisible make camera problems non existent. It looks cheap as hell but it works. The game could have used a lock on system for the bosses at least. And yes i know going into roulette mode targets the nearest opponent.
>>333376696
The mashing qtes make my hand hurt after a while.
>>333374601
If you're having trouble with those guys, wait until you get to the egypt level, when shit gets real.
This fight is just too easy when you can just Dragon kick both of them and finish with god hand. But at this point you learn nothing so i don't recommend it.
>>333376974
Then don't do it.
>>333374601
I played this when it came out and I was was 14, I got to the end but couldn't finish it. Might load it up again, is it on ps4 or do I need to play on ps2 again because my ps2 controllers are fucked.
>>333377094
But I wanna do it.
>>333376696
Sound mixing wasn't great and was kinda blurry visually on the ps2 (maybe just pal) but you're right, other than those small issues it was perfect
>>333377171
It's on PSN store for ps3 but i don't know about PS4.
>>333377218
then do it slowly.
>>333377171
Its available for PS3 as a PSN classic.
>>333377004
Those dual wielding viking bitches wrecked my shit for a couple days. Felt good to power through though.
>>333377218
>it hurts
>dont do it
>but i wanna
Such is life.
It's honestly a horrible meme game. Literal tank controls in a beat em up, what the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HisD_KgBhNo
Reminder that MikeKob has the perfect playthrough of this game.
>>333377490
Don't respond to bait
>>333377545
But you just did.
>>333377545
Oops wrong image
>>333377621
no u
>>333377545
/tg/!
>>333374601
Someone post the Credits Vid. Its literally the best Credits ever in gaming.
>>333379330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFSen7DRQWU
>>333374601
You get Dragon Kick just before this fight and it takes like 80% of their health off by itself. Just cheese it if you really feel the need to.
If you wanna get good at God Hand you've got to learn enemy movesets and how to dodge/counterhit.
>>333374601
Bump
>>333379513
Yaaaaaa so good
>Level one
>>333374601
>All I can do is play video poker
Not true, you can do the challenges that give you money.
>>333374732
>you're friend if your bad
I hope this was intentional
>>333380115
I'm shit even at the challenges and the arena only unlocks after level 1.
>>333374601
>not playing video poker between fighting
you're right, you're not the God Hand