ITT vidya characters that you are going to name your child after
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Mary is a pretty wholesome name, good choice OP.
>Not naming your firstborn something fierce like Barioth
Not specifically for her, I just really like her name
>>333353571
Well jesus, you beat me to it, and you even have the exact same reasoning.
>>333352137
My firstborn daughter is going to be named Candy Tiffany (My Wife's surname before marriage)-(My Surname) so I can see if she becomes a stripper.
>>333353662
It's a pretty good name
>>333352137
Honestly, I like the names David and Elizabeth. John and Jack too so I'll decide when it comes to that. Girl wise it's basically just Elizabeth and Maria (though I do like the name Jolyne but that's not vidaja related)
Shaaaaaaaun
>>333352137I named my son Solaire
Kill me
>>333353942
>>333354293
I would if I knew where you lived.
>>333354293
>>333354256
Or Liz.
>>333352302
>>333353151
>>333353287
>>333353725
>people like THESE think they'll ever have a child
>>333354575
>jokes
>>333352137
due to my genetic history theres like a 60% chance ill have a daughter
what should i name her
>>333354575
I tip my hat to you anon
>>333354575
>making kids
>in this day and age
>in this fucked up society
Yeah, nah
>>333354778
Motel
>>333352302
Do you happen to live in Hawaii?
THIS IS AN OFFSPRING TO THE DEATH!
>>333354778Sex trumpet
>>333354823
excellent
>>333354808
How are you going to make it better if you don't spawn some mini mes and teaching them how to not fuck up things.
If people choose not to have children just because society is bad nothing will ever get better.
>>333354575
>having a child
>wanting to have a girl just to be raped in the muslim society
>wanting to have a boy which will turn out to be a trans-genderfluid-attack hellicopter
His real name
>>333354778
Balzac
>>333355085
if i ever have a daughter ill keep it in mind
>implying any of you breed
>>333355227
>Implying it's difficult
All you need is some sedatives and a strong drink
>>333354778
how do you figure this out?
>>333355007
>implying genderfluid attack helicopter is a bad thing
With augmentation getting better, your son might actually be a genderfluid attack helicopter.
>>333355003
>common peasants
>changing things.
>>333355331
tbqh...
I've been playing Natsu No Kusari the past few days and I really can't see why it isn't that easy so long as you do just the most basic amount of planning
guess you need a bit of luck too.
In case I get twins
>>333355227
>doing the planet a disservice by breeding
the earth is already overpopulated
lucas if boi
marissa if gril
I'm never going to have children since I've seen how much of a leech I was growing up, but whenever I'm on my own I plan on getting a dog and naming it Gordon after Gordon Freeman.
Not sure what kind of dog would fit him, though.
>>333355654
Unless you're a chink or a poo, then no, the Earth is far from overpopulated.
>implying I'll ever have kids
I'm nearly 30, that ship has long sailed. But if I was ever going to have a boy his name would be Nero or Kain, if a girl then Alexia.
>>333356330
people would wonder why he was named after the worst and most crazy roman emperor
>>333354651
Donte, right on
>>333356463
Let them wonder, I like the name. Fuck who it's linked to.
>>333356463
Nero was far from the worst, and definitely not the most crazy.
That's not to say he was good but you could do far worse for Roman Emperors, and Nero is a cool name.
Would Cecil be too chuuni of a name?
I'm never having kids, though
>>333358027
youre going to name your child windrunner?
>>333355003
Who the fuck can afford to have a kid nowadays? I plan on doing something with my life past 30 that isn't working hellishly long hours.
>>333355003
Sorry, but I took isamu's Reason
This. Don't really want kids, but if I had a son there is a 110% chance his name is going to be Isaac.
>>333358137
Lyralei
>Second son will be Praxis, and Jak will kill him
>>333354778
Isabella
>>333352137
I don't want to have a kid (yet) because of the financial commitment necessary, and I'm not ready for that kind of burden.
>>333355007
>thinking these are realistic concerns when there are less genderfluid idiots than depressed or anxious individuals
You could worry about a relevant mental illness rather than get brainwashed by the Internet.
Also:
>worrying about Islam when people are already starting to reel against it
>>333352137
A girl having a typically male nick name has always been a minor fetish of mine.
>>333354778
Trans people(cross dressers included) are a sliver of a sliver of a percent of the population. Its much more likely that your kid will be a sociopath or suffer from schizophrenia.
>i'm gonna call her "Fourty-Seven"
Try stoping me!
>>333354575
Joke is on you, they will and fuck it up
>>333352137
You'll never have a child
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