Console-tan Tuesday: After Dark
>>333344518
first for trap vita
>>333344518
GBA-Kun being SNES-Tan and Genesis-Tan's child is probably the stupidest thing we have come up with,
2ds needs more grounds swell!
>>333344617
Vita is not for trap.
But GBA has the only good 2D Sonic platformers post-CD
so what happened to the last thread
>>333344785
Janitor must have dropped his hotpocket.
>>333344816
this
AAAAAWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEELLLLL THE POOOOOOWWWWUUUUHHHH
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>After dark
It's what I've been waiting for
So the Tans claimed two gets
I feel like celebrating
Brb gonna draw something quick
I really want more greentext about GBA-kun and his parents.
Copying and pasting from last thread
/r/ing Ouya on the streets with guys filming her fucking dogs.Because that's the only way she can make money.
all the tans pertain to a certain fettish
So why isn't there one that pertains to /beast/
Let's make that request better
Ouya being with a tail butt plug, fake dog ears, and a collar
Being treated like a dogbeing filmed getting eaten out by a dog or railed by a dog
so did i miss anything last thread? i was working on something.
>>333344907
Requesting a bikini-clad Vita-tan inviting the viewer to join him in the "Big Boy Beach Club"
do you have a booru or something of Virtual Boy-tan? I love her.
But I fapped but not two hours ago, why do you taunt me like this.
i stopped giving a fuck after a point but hey, PS4
>>333345031
SSDT
>>333345090
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=virtual_boy
Good taste, by the way.
>>333344981
Fuck off.
>>333344854
I forgot the file because I'm booty
>>333345147
thanks booru man
>>333344663its stupidly cute
>>333344518
Reposting this based art piece:
i.imgur.com/KL2ipCJ.png
Things we've got on our way:
•Zone animation courteousy of RichAnon
•/ss/ straight trap fic featuring NeoGeo, WiiU, and Shield.
•A minus8-esque animation that's either futa PS4 X Vita or Snes getting loved
•something happened last thread that got it deleted
Life is good.
I wanna write some GenesisxSNESmaybe with their child
gimme requests
Where did Vita and the other /u/ go?
>>333345297
>writing GenesisxSNES
what do you have in mind for it?
Is there a vectrex-tan?
>>333345297
What's wrong with yuri, nerd?
>>333345297
Some cute tsundere stuff please
What was the 3 get?
>>333345395
Just something between the two, not specifically romantic.
>>333345416
Are you a draw friend or are you just name fagging? Because no one likes name fags.
>>333345456
>3 get
>dubs other than 0 disabled
best we got so far
>>333345456
the 333333334? something about vita-tan.
>>333345404
>>333345496
Not implying it needs to be, but that's always a plus.
I meant in terms of the situation. What would you want the two to do?
>>333345534
no the real 333333333 was deleted and i just searched the archive and it was deleted quick enough it wasnt there. Did anyone see it?
>>333345297
make sure you work in snes cooking food and genesis baking snes a cake or somethin
>>333345528
also this with more of vita-tan
if only she was as good irl as she is a tan.
>>333345549
I laughed but imagine mark being more the master of all the sega system being a huge fanboy he is.
>>333345297
A day of in the park were both of them act nervous due to home console roots.
Sorry meant >>333345416 for >>333345337
>>333345509
Had this name since last year. Now you can filter it, dear.
>>333345603
No it never existed in the first place
>>333345603
dubs are disabled on /v/ other than 0
the get didnt even happen
>>333345603
>no the real 333333333 was deleted
>it was deleted quick enough it wasnt there
How new are you?
>>333345603
it's impossible to get lad.
>>333345587
I can't really think of anything.
Just something involving them mostly, or them and GBA-kun.
>>333345603
kill yourself
>>333345549
>Flock of Cowboys mysteriously plays in the general vicinity whenever Vectrex-tan near
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNwhW6EmV_g
>>333345603
Retarded newfag.
QUICK
POST MORE MIRIN TANS
>>333345684
Yuri is the most boring, cancerous garbage on earth.
>>333344981
I'm for this, but nobody should force it.
A drawfag will pick it up if he likes it, if not we leave it at that.
>>333345684
Sounds good.
>>333345640
keeping this in mind.
I'll still take requests. But I'm doing that first one first
>>333345936
What do you prefer then¿
>>333345936
I agree that its boring but there's no need to go all out.
>>333345934
>MIRIN
Xbone is just watching others, nothing out of the ordinary.
>>333346059
MIRIN
>>333346015
i got food on the mind.
also
>something something undwerwear cuteness
>something somethinghand holding to then lead in with SNES making the move on GENESIS
>>333345783
Maybe something along the lines of SNES and Gen introducing GBA-Kun to the other tans
>>333345936
This thread doesn't need salt over your taste, anon
>>333346172
This thread doesn't need /u/ or dogfucking either, but here it is.
>>333346015
make a hobknobs joke
Jesus christ, just shut the fuck up about the fetishes. People like different things, stop being fucking children.
None of this even matters because you lazy fucks aren't the ones doing the drawing, it's the artist.
Let them decide and stop shitting up the thread. Fuck off if you just come here so people can cater to your fetish.
GBA-kun is cute!
>>333346238
Actually, this thread could do with some dogfucking.
>>333346238
>implying /u/ hasn't been here the whole time
>implying tastes define the threads
let the thread be, anon
>>333346329
I'm sure JADF would be more than happy to draw some bestially
>>333346510
pretty much this.
he draws horsecock regularly so theres no reason to think he wont
>>333346329
No.
>>333346291
>you lazy fucks aren't the ones doing the drawing
I'm practicing negro. And I don't want any of my fetish itt either.
>>333346375
>>implying tastes define the threads
Yeah that last thread definitely wasn't a fucking /u/ wank with spoiler abuse aplenty. Fucking faggots.
10,000 years in MSPaintagain, i'm sorry this was the sorta get
Bootleg-tans just want to be your friend.
>>333346589
What about the vita get?
>>333300000
>>333346659
Friends are dangerous
bloody xbone tan vagina when
>>333346291
TILE PATTERNS
>>333346948
T
I
L
E
>>333341329
dunno if youre still here but here's 2DS and 3DS playing pattycake
>>333346659
Just like Game Boy Colour?
>>333347161
Is that Nicolas Cage?
>>333347161
Holy shit.
>>333347161
Oh shit, that's a good oneREMEMBER ME VITA TAN?!
I feel like writing something Wii U related. Probably lewd, maybe feelsy. Will have it by next tuesday or the one after that because lol midterms.
>>333347487
Shota hunting in an attempt to forget that she'll be obsolete soon.
>>333347487
>midterms
Where the heck do you live? It's finals for the next 2 weeks
>>333346727
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>>333347161
Fucking kek
>>333347583SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
>>333347619
this is fucking cancer stop
>>333347686
exit is right there lad
You come home and go into your room
You see this
Wat do
>>333347782
Wish I were young again.
>>333347782
Do a 360 and walk away
>>333347782
Ask if she wants to play some video games.
>>333347782
Realize that there's basically no NG-tan smut
>>333347619
So this is what it feels like to be in one of these dumb collages.It looks like shit, mate.
>>333348193
i know it looks like shit. theres not much to work with
>>333347782
spaghetti
>>333345297
That's some cute shit, anon, I'll sail with that ship. Can't wait to see what comes out of that.
>>333347161
OR here, that's not at all what I expected, but good fucking work m8.
ALRIGHT ANONS
WHAT TAN WOULD YOU TAKE OUT TO DINNER?
WHERE DO YOU GO AND WHO DO YOU PICK
>>333348752
Xbone
White Castle
>>333348840
fucking gold
>>333348752
I would bring xbone out to some italian restaurant. I think she'd be the type to enjoy spaghetti and get embarrassed when she makes a mess.
>>333348752
Vita
Fish and chips
finger food and all that
>>333348752
I'd take PS4 to my house and cook dinner there. Probably make some italian food.
Bitches love men who can cook.
>>333348752OUYA, and clean her up (by hand and sponge) and then take her outFine Italian diner and order some angel hair spaghetti that the waiter spills all over the floor when he locks eyes with OUYA
The waiter istoaster
>>333348752
Vita
Order a pizza
>>333348752
SNES-Tan
Order in pizza and watch Netflix
>>333348752
vita
take her to the local chinese buffet for authentic weeaboo cuisine
Man, Saturn-san is looking pretty good right now.
>>333347608
Spiclandia. College here is weird.
>>333348752
i want to go out with SNES to celebrate her get
i guess we can go to the Diner down the road? i don't know how to into dates.
>>333349228
>>333349239
>order pizza
you best make it by hand you fucking casualswhat kind of pizza
>>333349348
I'd take her to a teppan restaurant. She'd love her nipponese foods being made in front of her
I came here for gamesphere
>>333349520
>imply anons can make homemade pizza
You know it's gotta be cheapo little caesars
>>333349520
>>333349617
i got you senpai
>>333349445
now all we need is a female version i can jack off to
>>333349520
Even better.We'd make it together with weird ass toppings on it and goof around
>>333349660
f-fuck you too anon
>>333349723
Oh shit I think he didn't like that
>>333348752
GC-tan
Chinese take-out (it comes in cubes)
>>333349660
i went to little caesars and ordered a double cheese pizza no sauce.
They didnt even bother questioning it so i have to wonder if theres more bullshit orders that have come through
>>333349731
>pull salami out
>make slices
>she starts working on the stick out of the corner of your eye
>she carved a dick into the salami stick
>slice it up onto the pizza
>"fuck it gimme that dick"
and then the pizza sits out sad that it wasnt cooked
>>333349842
>>333349731
god that sounds nice. this is why i will never get a real relationship.
>>333349842
>that move controller
muh dick
>>333349940
Wii-U/Neo/Shield writefag here. Here's a basic streamline of how the smut will go:
>Shield gets invited to Wii-U's apartment to play Star Fox Zero
>Wii-U and Neo-Geo over-power and tie Shield to a chair
>WU and NG play with Shields dick, back-to-back blowjobs
>WU mentions knowing NG's fetish of making boys into sissies
>Shield gets dressed up in girl clothes
>Humiliation, harassment, and thigh fucking ensues
>Then riding + rimjob (probably NG riding, WU getting the rimjob)
>Finally, overheating Shield and double facial; Shield is forced to be a maid for the remainder of the night
I'm also considering adding in Cell-tan, but more as a side thing. I was thinking she'd record the whole thing (blinking red eye for recording?) but gets ignored by Wii-U and Neo, and when she gets her chance to fuck Shield she cums too quickly due to being inexperienced and not as powerful. Also, is there a Neo ref sheet?Sorry to the /ss/ haters.I'll work on this during the next few days.
>>333350023
that;s all for today
>>333349874Not my original envision, anon, but I can appreciate the idea put out
>>333349972
Its even worse when you come up with these scenarios to cope with that face
who is the thickest tan???
>>333350075
Shield has crossdressing experience. You can include some dialogue referencing that.
>>333349871
Did yah get the address, m8?
>>333350221
>>333350023
what is happening with that clover
>>333350075
dude if you want me to look it over i can
>WU mentions knowing NG's fetish of making boys into sissies
>Shield gets dressed up in girl clothes
>Humiliation, harassment, and thigh fucking ensues
>Then riding + rimjob (probably NG riding, WU getting the rimjob)
nevermind, you got this.that hits too close to home for me to help
>>333350185
look m8, i want to write shit again even though it could be garbage.
i just need to not make it so long like these ones
http://pastebin.com/k12x6V86 i put effort inand even had moments where i couldnt type because i got too solid while typingand want to type more
>>333350228
shield is kinda cute
Ok, so here's what I'm thinking for the SNESxGenesis greentext.
>SNES offers Genesis to go to the park, but Genesis declines
>She then decides to go because SNES offers to cook lunch for her
>They go the park and Genesis slowly starts enjoying
>But then, Saturn-tan pops up and Genesis tries to stay away from her to avoid getting suplexed>Saturn-tan eventually finds Genesis and suplexes her for being with a Nintendo system
>SNES then gets mad at Saturn for injuring her own metal and circuitry purely out of company rivalry
>SNES then takes Genesis to her house and cooks for her, while Genesis lies there with a broken arm and leg.
I feel like it's awful, is it?
>>333350346
>too close to home
What¿
>>333350368Yeah. He kinda is.>tfw you'll never be that cute.
>>333349871
3D modelling is tough work, good luck man.
Might make it easier to import your reference image into Blender. Press N, go to Background Images, make sure it's checked, add images and set their axis and transparency and all that to your liking.
>>333350452
i dig it, just needs to be consistent
>>333350501
did i
fucking
stutter?
>>333350547
my buddy uses zbrush and does pretty good. i just wish he liked tans
>>333350547
sheeeeit will do.
>>333350547
Will you fully model a vagina for her too?
>>333350346
I haven't written anything yet, just the outline. I wanted to seek approval before I started it and everyone went to bed.Were you raped by ara ara milfs, anon?
>>333350452
Sounds pretty funny, Dew It.
>>333350452
This sounds adorable, sounds great with the right kind of writer in charge. Your gonna feel like its awful since you are your own worst critic
Do this ship proud
>>333350626C-care to share?
>>333350547
You got a obj/stl?
>>333350452>Saturn-tan berates Genesis the entire time, even if she/he just broke her leg.
>Genesis keeps insisting she doesn't need SNES-tan's help the entire time she's nursing her back to health.
>Genesis becomes super needy for SNES.
>>333350790
fuck off. non lewd.
>>333350626
>Vita was once really happy and optimistic
>she was told she had a lot potential and would be well liked
>once she stepped out into the real all of that changed
>nobody would give her the games she needed
>Sony wouldn't give her support
>more and more she had to reply on just the little she had, which people would get bored of and soon leave behind
>over time that optimism turned to depression and her happiness faded completely
>now she's a shut in that doesn't want to see anyone because it just reminds her that nobody wanted to see her
>all that potential gone to waste because nobody would support her when she needed it most
>>333350452
>SNESspoonfeedingGenesis on the couch
HNGHN
>>333350075
>CROSS EXAMINATION
>>333350816
>Were you raped by ara ara milfs, anon?
Not by milfs, i wont go too much into it but you do your thing, dont let me change how the story goes.i may have been raped by a woman but im still going to read that shit
>>333350861
see above
>>333350985
this is suffering. please stop
>>333350228
this
>>333350906
that's super cute
fresh
Is there a tan for Super Famicom and Famicom with Disk Drive?
>>333350861
Nah, made that sometime last year, and I probably still have the file somewhere but I'd rather go back and redo it after I actually learn how to Blender and rig properly and stuff.
>>333351031that's what she says every day she wakes up
>>333350913
I think he was referencing that Half Life character model with a vagina.
>>333351119
She must have had a nice dream.
I love the idea of console-tans as characters.
I hate the idea that all /v/ cares about them is the porn they create for them.
Fucking, really? Not everything is fuckable. keep it in your goddamn pants.
>>333351119
>mindbreak
now THIS is podracing
>>333351176
it wasn't a vagina. it was a fully modeled uterus.
>>333351003
>>333350906
Noted.
>>333351197
>N64 with 3 arms
>>333351228
>Not everything is fuckable
>>333351031
Sorry to hear that, anon. Rape is traumatic and awful in the real world, and females raping males gets neglected a lot.That won't stop me from writing about Shield being raped.
>>333351261
Uterus, vagina, what's the difference.
>>333351228
T I L E S
I
L
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S
>>333351197
i cring evrtim ;_;
>>333351407
>>333351153
I just want to print it out.
>>333351031
O-oh. I'm sorry if it hurts, anon-kun.
>>333350906
Even better>tfw you have tons of ideas for this ship but you can't write for shit
>>333351384
Dont let it stop youif not handled well victims can develop a liking for being forced upon. that said i fucking love such but i have my limits
Like i said, do your thing my dude
I just got fantastic news about my vita kit thats coming in and i cant have my mood killed
>>333351505masochistic and sub is one hell of a ride. the past sucks dick but hey i like what im at now so its all good
>>333351504
Requesting a PS4 version of this.
>>333351197
So, what's going to happen when NX comes along?
>NX shows up as the new girl on the block
>PC constantly shitting on her for not being Wii U
>PS4 gets a cyborg body and goes full Raiden with PS4K
>Xbone just sitting with her Windows 10 updates up her ass.
The next gen is gonna be weird.
>>333351691
>PS4K VR begins streaming PS3 titles
>"THESE AREN'T MY GAMES!"
>>333351407
the vagina is the thing you see on the outside. the uterus is the thing down the tube where semen goes and then the baby is made.
>>333351620
So you like SM due to it. That's a decent result. Glad it's not completely negative.
>>333351691
tfw NX is depicted as having a face on her tits.
Requesting a starving Vita filling an entire shopping cart with clearance memory cards
>>333351859
well it still fucking sucks because of the events but i mean its good to have positive things going on.
only down side is theres LITERALLY NO DOM WOMEN where im at.
its suffering
>>333351691
>Xbone just sitting with her Windows 10 updates up her ass
>Papa Microsoft comes one day flanked by two very nice men from the NSA to take Xbone away
>When PC asks why, Microsoft first nukes his GOG account (out of spite) then claims that it's for some "vitamins"
>Xbone returns a week later, a lot less cheery, more dizzy and with her eye glazed over and unfocused, she's also stopped playing games sometimes
>PC can also swear the NSA guys keep hanging around
>>333351859
I would FUCK that girl!
>>333351228
I love the idea of console-tans as characters.
I hate the idea that all /v/ cares about them is the memes they create for them.
Fucking, really? Not everything is memeable. keep it in your goddamn posts.
Any new thick outside the flockmod?
>>333351031
is that pic a dead or alive reference?
Man , i am out of shape
>>333352262
fuck if i knew
im just bothered with that power glove on snes
>>333352060
>U giving in
>PIP PIP
muh dick
>>333351691
No you don't get it. They all die and get replaced. Only PC remains.
>>333352341
What? No they don't.
The other tans are still around, they just don't stay for long. Like, all of the Nintendo ones are seen in multiple comics hanging out with each other (especially that Smash one with Sakurai).
Wii U will bow out, NX will take her place. Meanwhile, NX will have to fill some big damn shoes and prove herself to 3DS & PC.
And if it was PS5 actually happening, then she'd get replaced, but instead they're talking about that PS4K rumor which is basically stronger PS4, hence her going cyborg.
>>333352273
Those feet are lewd as fuck
>>333352273
I like it, it's very cute and well done.
>Tactician is a half-blind retard
Hope she enjoys Birthright.
>"Hey Genesis, NES is too busy, so I can't go to the park with her." SNES said "Would you want to go with me?"
>On the spot, Genesis nearly starting laughing. Holding back her laughter she then responded "Listen, I don't see why you keep trying to be my friend. We are enemies, end of story."
>Genesis then went to hang up before SNES spoke up "Ok, I'll make your lunch."
I need opinions because I'm gonna hate on my own shit no matter what.
>>333352273
Oh my. I love it! I've been waiting to see 3DS-tan in Corrin's outfit! Thanks Nayaa.
>>333352329
Only consoles that were complete failures should be considered "dead", where is that comic where PC remembers Sega Genesis?
>>333352060
True suffering. You'll find someone. I, myself,got my hubby hooked on BDSM after trying it for a bit. Though he really knows how to trigger me when I'm not domming him.
>>333352097
Really?
>>333352763
>gf looks like SatsukiNo, I don't have any pics on my HDD at the moment.
>>333352763
>that bulge
Too puffy.
>>333351859
>>333352763
>3DPD
Feel free to stop anytime
Requesting more filthy Vita please!
We need more tans in pajamas or having sleepovers.
>>333352273
>>333352609
Not just the feet, but those eyes too.
>>333352745
kek
>>333352763
little harder than that unfortunately.i just got some news that could make sony very very angry with me
oh god this is amazing
>>333352959
quadquints nvr4gt
>>333353068
do they fuck?
>>333352851
Here
>>333353068
Oh?
>>333347583
Thanks thick anon
>>333353137
He sleeps on the Wii-U pillow. Part 2 was never finished, sadly.
>>333352664
Genesis dialogue seems a bit too forced, She should sound more outgoing kind of competitive rather than "we're enemies, bugger off"
That's just my two cent anyways
>>333352763
>Really?
Yep! I'd even cum inside her!
>>333353068
>i just got some news that could make sony very very angry with me
>oh god this is amazing
WHAT IS IT ANON!
SPIT IT OUT!
>>333353068
>those tissues
Well at least there isn't a -
>>333353068
Fuck, I mean the Dreamcast.
>>333353220
I'm having a hard time thinking of a replacement for the response.
Got anything?
>>333353137
>shield nervously enters the room
>"just take a seat anywhere"
>sits on the bed trying not to touch the bodypillow
>"s-so your room is pretty nice"
>"nah its shit. feel free to use the pillow"
>flustered shield hides his donger
>"i think i should g-go-"
>"you arent going anywhere delicious little guy"
>she pushes him onto the bed
>and then PS4 walks in
finish it somehow. i dont feel like it.
>>333353246
I CANT
>>333353435
>
>>333353532
>dreamcast
uh
>>333353563
I ain't no writefag, but perhaps something playful, such as Genesis teasing SNES for asking her out to the park.
Requesting genesis and snes as pic requested.
>>333352964
I agree with this, requesting more cute sleepovers and pjs
>>333353679
Hoo boyKeep going
>>333353679
Who exactly is shield-tan? And also I've never seen a dreamcast-tan
>>333353679
>>333353915
i mean i left it up to you anons.
if you want a thing added i can do it but just say "include [thing]" and ill try. i dont want to make it super fucking long
>>333353956
>dreamcast
>>333348752
Vita
Cheap Chinese place while bad mouthing every other console
>>333352664
>>333353563
I agree with the other anon. That just seems too harsh on Genesis' front. Don't make it sound like there's 0% chance for them to be friends. You can have some light hearted friendly banter. "I'm too cool to be seen hanging with you!" and then you can have SNES try to win her over in payments with food.
You could also have Genesis make up excuses for why she wouldn't want to go, but ultimately ignore them. (which leads to Saturn breaking her leg.) The secret is to have Genesis fool both SNES and her self that she doesn't like her.
>>333354013
delete this
>>333353801
Hnnng seconding because I love that pic and I love Genesis and SNES.
>>333353956
Because PS2 took care of her.
>>333354013
could someone explain this one to me?
LaserActive-tan:
A giant robot piloted by Genesis-tan and PC Engine-tan working together. Both of them slide into "expansion bays" on either side of the robot, and operate it together like in Gunbuster. Attacks include a giant laser beam, throwing huge Laserdiscs as projectiles, and "karaoke mode" which uses a massive speaker system to deal sonic damage.
However, the robot is prone to overheating and breaking down due to the finickiness of the real-life hardware. Also, it is incredibly expensive to operate.
>>333354194
no tearsokay maybe a little
>>333354292
Dreamcast was too good for this gay earth
>>333354137
Liking this idea.
>"Ne? Go out to the park with you? That sounds pretty scandalous, since we all know I'm way too cool to be seen around you"
>"I'll make chillidogs for lunch"
>"......I'll be over in five"
>SNES chuckles lightly
>"that's what I thought"
>>333354047
I draw and I can do stories too but I'm at work, can't do anything but make short posts. Just do what you feel like, ya nerd
>>333354308
Dreamcast was a truly a commercial failure, so people puts her tan as someone who is truly dead, unlike SNES.
>>333354401
Me*
I'm sorry
>>333349723
Saturun-san needs to look like sakura from the sakura wars commercial
>>333354454
ah.. yeah, i can understand that.daily reminder that the dreamcast didn't fail, we failed the dreamcast.
>>333354446
>you draw
i can flood you with ideas for drawings you dont understand
you got a tumblr?you nerd
>>333354401
Sounds better. But you can stretch it out a little bit more.
>"I'll make chilidogs for lunch."
>"Ch-Chilidogs. Are you trying to trick me or something?"
>"Come on! It'll be fun. It'll be your favorite recepie!"
>"Guh.. f-fine! But I'm only going because you're promising to feed me! N-Not because I want to hang out with you!"
>SNES giggles, arranges the time, they end their conversation.
Where did richanon go?
>>333345404
there's this too
>>333354578
No, I don't. I just post on v everyday. It's customary for girls to be called dorks. Would i get a Tumblr or something¿
>PC's Bizarre Adventure
like 1 or 2 hour just updating the threadI still want to draw something lewd/porn
>>333354685
slep
>>333354685
To bed
Who designed this N64? Is adorable!
>>333354769draw SNES butt
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>It's customary for girls to be called dorks
Pls no, all of my friends have called me a dork for years, it's practically my nickname. ;_;
