get in here sneks
http://slither.io/
stop viraling your shit game
>>333283391
unplayable due lags
Who else exclusively goes for reddit cucks?
it was fun being number 1 for about 5 minutes then it's just boring especially when the rest of the leaderboard is 25k behind
>tfw was on the leaderboard at around 5 for a few seconds before dying trying to take a screenshot
Did someone say snek?
>>333284210
this
>get to top 5 with proper coiling and zoning
>die because 3 minute delay lag
>either have a big snake run into my neck and I die instead of him or some little shit boosting and accidentally killing me from off screen head on
>>333283391
I already got into the leader board once, I don't need to play anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N05Q6W05K6U
>>333284614
It's not that hard to press the PrintScreen key, anon
>>333283391
How long until youtubers get a hold of this
>>333284939
Could be playing on phone
Every time I play this game, the lag is 100 times worse than before
>>333284939
i have gyazo and for some reason it activates gyazo instead of just taking the screenshot itself. tfw
>>333284946
twitch streamers got it so likely its already too late
>>333285073
It's borderline unplayable for me, which is strange considering it was fine 2 days ago and there are less people playing now than there was then.
>>333283391
as soon as the rank goes over 400+, it start to lag like shit
>>333284946
>http://slither.io/
It says share on facebook at the bottom.
Muh secret clubb REEEE
What the fuck is this movement. This is very unresponsive. How is this supposed to be played?
>>333286162
on your phone :3c
Everytime I have a really good coil opportunity there's always those small snakes that get in the way
>>333287416
That's because the best strategy is to just stalk a top 20 snake from the start waiting until they screw up and sniping them and shooting straight to the top.
>>333286535
jesus christ kill me
When will bots be removed?
>>333288451
No ones going to play the game with 50- sneks.
>Die to a guy shilling his youtube channel
>>333285665
I'm just asking bro don't get all autistic
>>333288845
BLACKED
How can white sneks even compete?
Sneks superior
>>333284245
>set name as "I kill reddit snakes"
>watch as reddit snakes freak out when they see my name, and usually kill themselves
>catapult myself into the top 10 by eating pretty much nothing but reddit snakes
>>333288845
what a god damn qt
>>333289310
ive seen you before. youre doing God's work, anon
>>333283391
Can we all agree this is the best MMO of 2016?
>tfw circling a much bigger snake who's been greedy
Delicious
I want to get a ball python. What do?
>sniping a giga snek as a babby snek and watching the carnage begin
Best feel
>>333289870
Can we all agree you are a faggot?
>>333290180
>implying he's wrong
>>333284245
They usually do act like the biggest assholes.
>be #1
>little snake goes literally inside of my neck/body and travels with me for a few seconds
>die
well that's the last time I play
least I got to coil that big reddit cuck before dying
>name myself "WITNESS ME"
>don't even bother with length, just suicide charge into big guys to try to kill them
>get a few more kills by hanging around the feeding frenzy and charging more big guys until I die
how am i supposed to play this laggy shit?
>>333291095
Sounds like what I was doing before
>be German color snake
>name it "Allah is great!"
>suicide into other sneks all day erry day
>>333291458
adjust like any apex predator does
At least I made it to #1 before dying, and I took a bunch of reddit sneks with me.
>mfw giant reddit snake faggot trapped me
>>333283391
>Get fuckhuge
>Start trapping multiple tiny sneks within me
>None of them will fight to the death and just keep going around in circles
>Try to trap more and more sneks
>Get greedy with it and eventually one cuts me off
And so ends the tale of Black Hole Snek
>false flag as bernie reddit snake
>reddit snakes don't target me
>proceed to kill them
>>333289310
I just tried that too and got to 8th.
All of the reddit snakes kept coming for me, died to the YT guy around 4th after a minute long race.
Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
I also saw Donald Trump getting killed by America.
>>333284704
Snek is you serious?
>999999 meter snake can bash heads with a 1 meter snake and die
This game is fucking trash
>>333283391
MY SNEK IS CUTE! CUTE!
>>333293243
git gud
I was hugh jass, was #1 for a while and then went to go kill myself in the masses. Is getting #1, much less top 10, that hard? Seems like if you play long enough and play it safe youll get there eventually.
>>333284245
>>333289310
>>333290760
is it just me or do all reddit snakes go full kamikaze whenever they see a big snake, expecting them to just move forward and take it
>>333293346
My snek is cuter.
I've been chasing and killing that youtube fag non stop.
>>333283391
Is this game still super laggy? That's my biggest complaint.
>>333294198
You are wrong
>>333294681
yep
>>333294907
fuck
>>333289310
>>333289797
>>333292719
>>333294098
Reddit fucking sucks at this game. Ever notice there are never any redditors in the top ten? Here's an example of how much reddit sucks:
>be me, "I kill reddit snakes"
>just spawned
>some redditcuck like five times my size swoops by and kills me (reddit are cowards, they never go after bigger snakes only smaller ones)
>respawn and go hunt him down for revenge
>see same redditcuck sprinting toward a carcass (reddit are also notorious killstealers)
>immediately sprint toward reddit
>have a head-on collision that kills both of us
>zero regrets; better we both should die than my enemy should live
>>333283391
i have never experienced any lag in this game. get snekt noobs.
>>333283391
That's one creepy looking snake. What if it jumped at you and slithered right down your throat just to hang out in your small intestine and wriggke around down there?
>>333295468
>just to hang out in your small intestine and wriggle around down there?
unf
>>333284210
It is pretty fun until you get lag spike. Is the server in murrica or just dogshit?
>tfw growing so big I devour all in my path and nothing can stop me
Go snek go
>name snake "coil me senpai"
>laugh as people die trying to coil me
>feed
Europe servers when
>>333294868
ur snek needs more cover, anon
how /aggressive/
I was the snek spinning in circles
Feels good being big. #2 tried to fight me and got his shit shoved in by someone else after I fended him off.
>find 2 sneks, one is being coiled
>start coiling them both
>original coiler bails and tries to fight me
>I turn away, double back as he starts to coil his original target again
>successfully coil them both because now I'm already halfway around them due to the fighting before
>>333296460
You made me remember and miss the ball python I kept during my time at university. I named her Karma and she was the sweetest thing ever.
I fucking suck.
I can only max out to like 10k, and by that I'm too big to know what to do with it.
Agario is better
>get big
>devote life to coiling around multiple tiny guys
>don't let them out of their prison until they fight to the death
>let the winner eat as I uncoil
More satisfying than just eating them all
>>333296915
What happened to her?
>>333296942
Rip snek
>>333291095
Yuu're not the only one brother. I know because I have been named WITNESS ME for 3 days doing the same thing.
Nothing makes my trouser snake longer than wrapping around a gigasnakes face so he can't escape.
WITNESS ME
How do I get different skins?
>>333297095
She went back to the pet store when I graduated. Couldn't take her with me to Alaska. But it was a fun four years with her.
>>333296505
Probably some newb who hasn't learned to fear small snakes yet.
Once you get to be above a certain size, your biggest fear shouldn't be snakes that are bigger than you, but snakes that are smaller. It's kind of a rock-paper-scissors thing. The big snakes target the medium snakes. The medium snakes try to try to appease their overlords, and target only the small snakes. And the small snakes, the ones that desperately struggle to find their place in a world that looms beyond their perception; it's the small snakes that have nothing to lose, which means they're in a perfect position to challenge the kings of this world. Big snakes also tend not to be very aggressive, compassion being the vice of kings and all that.
>>333297259
Snake Lords
best game of this generation
>>333289310
I like you.
>>333295923
Server is in Brazil.
>>333297057
Stop calling it Agario, you retard.
Do you also say cursorio, slitherio, wingsio, voario etc?
>entering in tiny town
PANIC PANIC PANIC
>tfw make it to top 10 by playing passively and never attacking anyone
>live off either people who lag run into me or scavenge
NO TRABBLE
>number 6 on leaderboard
>go all around the edge to find big sneks
>find the number 1 top snek
>try to bait him to a race
>third snek joins us
>we trap snek #1 inbetween us
>we guide him to the border together, steering away at the very last moment while #1 can only go to the red zone, erasing him from existence and the leaderboard
That's what you get for thinking you're safe at the edge when you're top snek.
>name myself "I kill big snakes"
>every time a bigger snake sees me, they shit the bed and kill themselves
>get up to like 4000 within a minute
I'm like a fucking grim reaper. Everywhere I go is just death, death, death. And before I know it, I am one of those big snakes I said I'd kill.
>>333297990
>if this snake goes under 50 slithers per hour it'll explode
>>333298569
This actually happened to me, but it was when I was #2, and I was actually looking for number 1.
>two snakes flank me and charge forward
>lol it tk 2 of you to kill me ;_;
>>333298668
lel
I tried
>>333297259
That's very poetic and profound.
rip friendly snake
>>333297745
>implying I shouldn't go to India to find a snek to wrestle and let constrict me
>>333298569
>visit 4chan.org/v/ today
>tfw finally reached leader as 5th place
>a snake the same size as me and same color in my area
>thought it was my tail and I finally die
Fuck
>>333299917
>headed for imminent collision with snek body
>brace for impact
>oh wait it's my tail, it's cool
rip sneks
>>333297150
>>333291095
WITNESS!
>spawning after you lost your 35000 snake
>>333300696
why worm so unchill
>>333300696
>TANTRUMING INTENSIFIES
are there any special controls besides using the mouse to move around?
agar.io is better
moonman moonman can't you see
>>333300696
>bots who dont stop boosting.webm
>>333301198
was, not anymore
>>333301170
Hold left mouse button to boost, but it consumes mass.
That is all there is to the controls.
I've finally got in first in this damn game.
Shortly died after I took pic, however.
>>333300696
>GET
>DOWN
>>333297057
Nah, in agario every fucker is making teams to get big and fuck you 2v1
Gonna be best snek
![jackie-chan-apologises[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sWlf4TP.jpg "jackie-chan-apologises[1].jpg")
>I wan no trabble
>I get trabble
Please stop.
>>333301574
I love some snake action as much as the next guy, but fuck this lag.
>>333299318
cute snek
I miss my snake....
>That second delay before turning
awful
>>333301574
>>333300696
>>333302154
That's a cute snake. RIP
>>333300696
>fucking normies
snakes are cute! CUTE!
>>333302154
>>333302687
i cant get the donut assholes out of my head
>>333297963
you get triggered by blue arm sonic also right?
did it just get a fuckton more laggy for anyone else?
literally powerpoint tier
Every single time I make it into the top 5, some little tiny cunt spawns right in front of me and I get the ass end of him. It's happened literally every single one of the dozen or so times I've made it up that far
>>333283391
>try to play
>laggy as fuck
Maybe I shouldn't try with 30 tabs open.
FUCKING KEKED AT 22K
God damn this game is fun as fuck. Reminds me of tron. Once you get long enough to just circle a snake and kill him, that's so fucking satisfying.
Snakes trigger me
do you cucks even try?
>>333303132
You don't?
>>333303523
Yeah luck is somewhat necessary at times. But when youre a big guy you can just coil big areas to avoid others
top 3 snek
>>333304052
not being a furry I dont
>>333283391
unplayable shit lagfest
#1 snek for a little bit
FIX THE SENSITIVITY YOU KEKS
>>333305025
You mean turn radius?
>>333304979
MAGA
I got #2
>mfw ALLAHUWAKBAR and running into giant american snake
hahahahahaaaaa
made it for a few seconds lads
Reddit killer was here. Didn't know you will suicide when touching the outer ring. I died. :D
>>333296892
>not using adblock
So you just slither around?
that's a bit silly!
Also, how did some people grow thicker? I've grown longer, but i don't get thicker
I wonder if being a snake in real life is as much fun as this game.
>>333306993
The camera adjusts according to your size. You don't appear thicker to yourself, but to the small sneks you're massive.
>>333307128
its probably even better
>tfw starting clusterfucks
its so easy being a small snake and fucking up bigger snakes, but once those giant orbs come into play everyone turns into a fucking kamikaze and will crash into anyone and everyone in their path
Joining
>>333308026
cool snak
My best
Some Reddit snek named Deathwish suddenly swooced right in front of me.
gg
>trying to name my snek Futa Isn't Gay with the rainbow skin on
>wordfilter is on and recognizes intervening spaces
Welp, worth a shot.
I hate how slow you turn when you get this big
I'd like to issue an official apology on behalf of the Bully Police to anyone who I may have killed while on duty.
I'm happy to report that I got justice for 9 victims of bullyings and prevented countless more
This was the most satisfying and intense coil ever
Got this bad boy to 40k before some small shit rammed me
>>333289168Did you get that off of barachan?
>>333310969
Holy shit, did you double in size after that?
>>333311109
I think I didn't even get to 27k since I recall being second in ranking for a while afterwards, but it was still a nice snack.
I had to coil a few more medium-sized snakes, which is really easy at that point since you're so large and your fov is so big you can entrap them without them even seeing you
>>333311532
Or actually, the coiling took like two full minutes since my opponent wouldn't give any ground and we were heading in opposite directions, so chances are someone rose higher than 27k in that period
The middle is one giant clusterfuck, one death afther the other.
>>333299590
I feel bad for knowing who this is
I'm Snek,anyone noticed me? Got killed from first place by a reddit snek.I like hunting those bitches
THE TIME HAS COME
>Trapping a snake bigger than yourself
Is there a better feeling?For some reason the orange guy let me go.
How do I achieve big guy status, /v/?
>>333297807
Either thats bullshit, or the servers are just shit. Im playing right next to hueland and the lag is unbearable.
![[HorribleSubs] Brotherhood - Final Fantasy XV - 01 [720p].mkv.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q80Pu0I.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Brotherhood - Final Fantasy XV - 01 [720p].mkv.jpg")
snek
>>333311641
if you speed and pull in a direction while circling it wraps in faster and is safer in areas other than the center
>>333312552
Be little asshole snek that makes quick, violent burst turns to cut off other sneks
Feast on bodies of fallen big snkes in short, controlled bursts- don't fall for the feeding frenzy, but encircle or otherwise cut off delicious balls to eat in peace
If you see coiling big sneks, sometimes you can coil them for maximum loot
Congratz you big now
>>333312552
once you reach the 10-15k point, you need to keep in a position where you can easily coil back into yourself and use yourself as a shield. You can't just go full blast in one direction or you'll be bombarded by baby snakes
They look like worms to me.
>>333312858
Yeah I could have done that, but there were small shits surrounding was and we were cutting it so narrowly I preferred not to mess with my lag luck and take the slow but safe approach
>getting to 1k size and perma speeding through the center like a madman, not even caring to pick up what you kill
>>333312886
Well actually you can since your fov is so big and you move faster, still be careful when going full blast though
>>333283391
Can you stop posting this until the lag is fixed.
>>333283391
>accidentally a snek
>its kill
many sad were had
>>333312954
They're earthworms, really
>>333292590
MORE FAT SNEKS
>>333313183
Pretty much what I imagined, yes.
>be big snek
>snek in two or three smaller sneks
>let them fight to the death, the last survivor gets to eat the other sneks and be free
>accidentally wrap him too tight and kill the survivor snek ;___;
>>333313292
you monster
>>333283391
Killed by lag
Great game shitter
>>333312259
He was probably trapping multiple snakes to watch a gladiator fight and letting the victor live.
>>333313292you enjoyed that didn't you
>>333313579
No ;__;
I slithered away to uncoil and when I turned around to see if he was free already there was only a glowing corpse left ;___;
>>333313871
You ate him tho right?
>Be big snek
>Coil a medium snek coiling a little snek
>Kill and eat medium snek
>Little snek survives and goes free
:3
reddit snakes are so stupid.
>using the word snek
fucking end yourself
>>333315021
go home redditor snek
>be 50k snek
>go to wrap 2nd place
>run into 20k~ snek that's the same color because he looked the same size
Fuck this game, let me be a giga slitha
>>333315021
Check yourself before you snek yourself.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE
>>333314914
>no lag
How long until the game goes full agar.io?
I set my name to reddit is gay and it autocorrected to reddit is nice
wtf
>>333316041
I love when this happens.
>redditsnek assassinates some other snek
>tries to pull the exact same shit on me
>nope.avi
>grow fat on redditsneks
>>333316151
fuck u matheus for taking down voar.io
>>333297259
Kaiji is that you?
>kill #1 in the badlands
>he had 40k points and I absorbed all of them
>only gained 8k points
>travel the wastes and coil some faggot
>die playing chicken at the border with some 2k snake
also i thought the map showed food, but does it also show snakes too? it looked like the moving big object on my map was actually me.
>tfw you make it to the leaderboard for the first time
>>333283391
>/v/ hyped up voar.io and made the game super profitable to the jew the creator is
>/v/ still falls for the marketing sham that this guy does
fuck off jesus christ why aren't these threads deleted.
>>333316762
agar.io*
reddit fags at their finest.
This is such fun.
If you see me rolling, don't kill me, I'm just hunting lebbit fags.
>>333317425
>>333317329
>>333317186
>unique posters dont go up
>literally two guys viralling this shit game
fuck off
>>333317506
That was my first post ITT though, so you're full of shit.
>>333297963
But it is Agario.
Here's a strat that I've found works pretty well.
>name yourself "wrap around me <3" or something similar
>spin around in a tight circle, like you're asking to be wrapped around
>you're basically invincible because your head isn't exposed
>bigger snakes won't attempt to wrap you because they think it's a trap
>pop out whenever somebody dies near you, eat fast, then go back into your spiral
>>333317786
Yeah, I love playing Agario with my friends from 4chanorg. Where'd you hear about this website? I found it on Googlecom. :)
>>333317186
I just had a fiendish idea.
>make online game
>have reddit skin
>if you use it, the game will randomly give you a quarter second of lag at critical moments
>>333297259
this is actually so fucking true that this game might actually be a social experiment to see how we would react in an apocalyptic environment where all we can do is eat ourselves
So what do I win
>>333317186
>no lag
are you a br or something?
>>333318137
3500 mg of potassium
>>333302154
>don't trust anyone, not even your snek
>that moment he realized
>>333300696
Don't taze me bro!
>>333302476
Holy shit, is that the iguana version of a death roll?
>>333318107
Well I never played it actually, but I saw it first after I played mine.craft
Do you realize how retarded you sound?
I was going to be BIG
>mfw outplayed by a size 10 snek
>>333315021
Still getting rekt at the use of snek? Niggas making me kek.
>>333296505
9/11
>>333309135
>FootaAin'tGhei
>>333288451
>theres bots
fucking knew it. no way a human could have those reaction times
got some good coils in and got up to 20k after eating reddit
Why does /v/ love sneks and birbs so much?
Why are these the highest quality threads on /v/?
lag me into another snek once, shame on me
lag me into another snek 3 games in a now jesus christ I'll see you tomorrow
Coiling is the only fun thing in this game after the 1-5k chaos
t-thanks lag.
>some guy swoops in and kills huge snek
>sprint in
>kill him and steal all of his work
feels good
>>333312259
If I'm ever big enough, and I see small smaller douche coiling a snake, I'll go and coil that snake.
The coiler always gets nervous and either kills himself or runs off.
Then I'll let the smallest snake loose.
>>333316683
It shows snakes, not food. They just tend to be around the same areas for obvious reasons. The big one is you.
>>333316151
>>333316583
is slither.io made by the same guy?
>this lag
Jesus H. Christ
i was already the 11th, and one small douche snake came on me head on and i died fuck this
how do you be different color patterns? i've only ever been a single solid color
>405k points
fucking how
>>333294198
You look like Steve-O from Jackass.
This lag is un-fucking-bearable
REMOVE BRAZILIAN
agar is better than this shite
not as fun as Cursor or that game before it which I forgot what its name was.
