http://store.steampowered.com/app/447270
This is how far steam has fallen.
>>333271442
*improved
does the game offer an accurate simulation of missing screws and badly fitting pieces while mounting the furniture?
It would actually be kind of cool if it showed you how to put together every peice of ikea furniture in vr
ah yes, the PC master race
>>333271442
hmm that's actually interesting, thank you OP
>>333271442
>psychological horror
>>333271442
Oh really? It hadn't fallen when it started selling VN weeb shit? Or any other of the pointless simulators? THIS is the point where you draw the line?
>>333271442
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW, I'M SELLING ALL MY STEAM STOCKS.
>>333271442
>free to play game
who gives a shit
>>333271857
A horror game set in a closed Ikea would be spooky as shit
>>333271442
>This is how far steam has fallen.
You're implying that Steam hasn't fallen back in 2010 when the floodgates started being opened up more and more with this shit.
>>333272085
How about an overnight amusement park set in Ikea. You have to sign a release waver and if the "monsters" get you they shock you and tie you up to hang you in the middle of the store for the night.
Only available in Australia.
>>333271442
>promo app
>without achievements
>>333271442
>free game
W e w
>psychological horror
>>333272085
>A horror game set in a closed Ikea would be spooky as shit
but comfy
This is neat, but why buy a VIVE for this when I can just drive to IKEA in like 10 minutes
>>333272581
Because the Vive is about $100 cheaper than a reasonable car!
>>333271442
I've gone through Steam's entire catalogue, and basically 99% of everything released past 2015 was fucking abysmal.
Also there's a lot of games on Steam.
>>333272581
this is for rural america who have to drive 4 hours to get an Ikea
>>333271857you can't leave the VR
>>333271703
This, if it actually served a useful purpose, like a 3d home builder with ikea furniture, it would be pretty damn neat.
3d build instructions would be nice too.
Alas, ikea seems to have taken the retarded assclown approach that needed the least work done
>>333271442
I dunno where else you'd put something like this, it looks pretty neat though, if you can like buy stuff directly in the VR showroom.
>>333272720
I don't think rural america gives a shit about chinese plastic furniture that breaks in a year when they have quality pieces made with finished oak
>>333272581
I want a VR game where i canhug.Fujisaki
>>333271442
i'll be honest with you this is pretty fucking tight.
Imagine being able to see the actual size of an object before you buy it? Digital stores on amazon with VR shit that let's you pick things up and look at them from every direction and actually use it first is a neat concept.
How many times have you bought a computer case or something not knowing EXACTLY how big it was going to be? Even in pictures it's hard to tell with a lot of shit.
But whatever. Bitch about shit you don't have to use or even look at in a game list.
Faggots.
>>333272085
Use kitchenware and electronic items to McGyver yourself weapons or distractions. Hide in closets/under beds to avoid the serial killer. To escape the store you must find enough pegs plus a hex wrench to build yourself a ladder and escape through the skylights.
>>333272905
Just wait 2-3 years for full-body tracking and silicone dolls becoming more affordable
>>333272581
not everyone lives within 10 minutes of a fucking ikea. Even in a city the cloest I lived was an hour and half.
If I were to go to an ikea now I would have to drive 5 hours.
>>333272915
>alternative ending where you construct a ladder from scratch using only pencils and measuring tapes
>>333273084
>mfw their delivery prices are 6-8x as much as any other place
I don't even get it, do they not want to sell their shit?
>>333272914
That would be pretty neat.
Going to newegg and putting together a PC in virtual reality before you try to put it together in real life might be fun. It would require a lot of physics programming to get that sort of experience right though. Maybe it would be too much to expect from a free application.
>>333271442
Could someone please explain why games like this are a bad thing?
I honestly would never have known about it if not for OP's thread.
>>333272764
>>333271442
Fight Club mod when?
>>333273216
even just a simple catalog or store would be neat in VR. I would just shopping for a french press yesterday and I had no idea how big any of them were other than the listed specs but sometimes ya just can't get a feel for it right.
It would just be a nice addition for online shopping.
>>333273216
>physics
Now really, it would take a lot of effort to recreate every last physical item in the store as a 3d model with the corresponding connection markers and such so you can "build" them together.
Not really worth it just to appease sum poor gaymer fucks but for a furniture store it completely makes sense
>>333272581
Holy ducking shit that little girls face is so fuckable in leaking pre cum
I played it, it's actually fun as fuck.
>>333273579
>girl
>>333271442
At least if you use vive you can move around the room.
>>333273704
wears a skirt = girl
>>333271442
>Psychological Horror
My sides!
>Psychological Horror
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/09/29/in-swedens-ikea-attack-two-migrants-two-murders-and-rampant-fear-of-refugees/
>>333273875
Feminine penis?
Do you get stabbed by a muslim at checkout? If so, day 1 purchase.
>>333272914
I agree completely with you about the idea. But it's fucking steam.
It's a place people go to look for video games. If more companies start doing this shilling shit Ikea is, steam, origin, etc, all the gaming stores will turn into fucking sharper image catalogs with the games tucked away towards the back faster than you can blink.
>>333271442
>psychological horror
And that possibility is why the tag is well deserved.
>>333274139
only the most feminine
>>333274397
Anon steam had software on it for years and years now.
Now it has software on it for Valve's own product.
How the fuck is this out of place or weird?
>>333274990
>he doesn't see the difference between a gaming store selling software that likely crosses interest with many gamers, and the possibility of steam becoming a front end for Ikea, Samsung, Whole Foods, etc, who can and will pay a lot more for the space than the game companies.
It seems to me that that answer should be kind-of self evident, if you need it spoonfed, ok.
>>333271857
If you ever went to an ikea store, you would understand
>>333271642
yup, big gouges in the corner of every table leg, large chips taken out of every table corner.
>>333275396
And how is this not crossing interests for gamers while we have battlestations with ikea furniture every fucking day?
You could go into /g/ and a station thread and you would find probably hundreds of ikea furniture in there.
Its also a VR tool - a shitty one but as mentioned before in the thread, it could be good.
And VR is now core shit for Valve and Steam anon.
I see no problems here really.
>>333271857
I don't have IKEA in my country. I-is it really that spoopy?
>>333276115
Nah it's pretty cool, just really easy to get lost in
>>333276115
Just hold my dick so that you won't get lost.
F2P yeah no thanks.
>>333276326
>Complaining that an ad game is free
You laugh but this is all part of Kojima's master plan
>>333276463
PT in VR never
>>333273234
It's not the "game experience", but the fact that a major construction(ish) company has to promote itself and its brands onto other mediums, ala self-advertising
>/v/ just doesn't like the advertising aspect
I feel somewhat queasy after spoonfeeding you now. Thanks
>>333276768
>completely new visual medium
>OH GOD WHY ARE THEY USING IT FOR ADVERTISING
Jesus mang you probably grew up on TV commercials, get the fuck over it.
>you spent $4000 to build a PC to view digital kitchens
>>333276115
Its a 2x2km brick, with 2 floors. Its insanely huge. And you have to walk trough the entire thing once you go in.
That might sound awful, but IKEA has enough high quality goods, model showcases(90% of the upper floor is "example" living rooms), test couches and beds spread all over.
Its a experience.
And its fun to go there, if you are shopping for something, because they will have the type of object.
>>333276228
>just really easy to get lost in
Dude what? There's fucking arrows on the floors and walls showing directions. The only thing that's hard to find in Ikeas are the bathrooms
>>333277694
>have to walk trough
Now I only base this on the 2 IKEAs I frequented, but there was always a shortcut to the market-like area straight away
>>333276115
Yes, it is
The first time I went to IKEA as an adult, all by myself, I spent like 5 hours walking back and forward searching for all the shit, I was tired and hungry, almost crying, my phone died and I had to overpay for taxi to get all the stuff home.
I hate being grown up and all
>people payed $800 to walk around in a virtual IKEA ad
>>333271857
You are locked inside an IKEA for the night and have to fend off hordes of monster with self made traps and weapons you'vewith salvaged materials from the Björnstoff drawers.
>>333271642
>badly fitting pieces while mounting
Wow, you're so fucking casual you can't even make IKEA furniture work.
The Dota stuff is neat as fuck, never going to be useful though.
What's the point of visiting Ikea if you can't get any meatballs?
>>333271442
still a better experience than Siege of Dragonspear
>>333281579
Ikea also sells god tier fries here
>>333278561
every ikea I have been in has had bathrooms right in the front or near the cafeteria area.
people are dumb and can get lost anywhere. They either can't read or choose not to.
>>333272085
make it a survival horror game instead
>>333281579
for the hot-dogs of course
>>333271442
>Ikea
>Psychological Horror
Wut?
>>333271442
>VR is only for games
t. autistic manchild
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't own a Detolf
>>333282543
Motherfucking King of Braves right there!
>>333271442
>experience things from a child point of view
VR IS THE FUTURE. WE CAN FINALLY BE THE LITTLE GIRL!!!
>>333272914
what are measurements
>>333271442
Have you tried not buying it and ignoring it like you do most shovelware similarly to how you would at IRL stores?
>>333284426
it's a free software, you cutiepie
>>333282850
like I said, you can measure shit out all you want but that's not the same as actually seeing it in person.
>>333284557
My bad. Though that still begs the question: why does OP even care? Its not as if he has to pay for it.
