BEHOLD THE MOST UNHYPE GAME EVER
>LP streamers get it before speedrunners
>no PC release
>have to glitch xbone version to not be jap gobblygook
>30fps yuck
>full version comes out
>everyone has seen everything already
>60fps finally
>but I've already seen everything because literals had the game like a month before me
Could From have handled this any worse?
Wait, how has everyone seen everything if they haven't bought that particular version till later when it comes out?
you go back to anor londo
you fight yhorm with the stormruler
aldritch ate gwyndolin
you fight gwyn's firstborn
final boss is the guy on the cover art, and the embodiment of everyone who ever linked the flame, his second phase is gwyn
>>333269162
>intentionally spoiling yourself by watching streams
I agree that Bamco fucked up but it's entirely within your power to ignore streams and shit until the game is out
>>333269162
>I spoiled the game for myself therefore it's the least hyped game ever
What a retard
>>333269859
Are you... are you trying to spoil a Souls game?
Really?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>333272114
>>333271653
Not sure just how normy you normies are, but avoiding the entire internet for over a month is sort of difficult.
>>333269162
It's not From's fault, it's all Namco wanting their fiscal year start to look good for investors.
>>333272289
I browse /v/ for hours every single day. Not clicking a link to a steam, and not reading Dark Souls 3 threads is a pretty easy and simple thing to do.
>>333272289
Dude, I didn't even realize DS3 was coming out until a day ago. It isn't that hard to avoid DS3 spoilers if you aren't looking for them.
>>333272448
>>333272478
You should probably leave now cucks, I'm about to start dropping bombs.
...
Cya cucks.
Also some spoilers were already posted and you read them, bl.
>>333272478
You're just an oblivious retard.
>>333272114
i already had things spoilt for me from youtube recommendation and just seeing shit in threads from the front page
you shouldn't have to spend 2 weeks hoping you get lucky and don't catch a glance at any shit before playing a game
>>333272448
anor londo is back
>>333269162
>everyone has seen everything already
have you no self control? I haven't seen a single spoiler, the only review I watched was a spoiler free one
I don't get how people can get spoiled this easily
>>333272550
I'm sorry that you have no self control. Honestly I could probably read some of the stories ITT and not care because I barely understood that deep lore to begin with.
>not avoiding content about the game until you play it
That's your own fault, idiot.
>>333272884
You're in a dks3 thread right now, wanna get spoiled? No? Leave cuck.
>>333273004
You got spoiled lmao sorry :(
>>333269162
Fuck off, I'm hyped as fuck. Fuck you.
>>333273057
And I still haven't been spoiled, but yeah, I'll leave now.
Pretty sure I won't get spoileduntil I play this game in like 2 years when all the dlc is over
>>333272550
>>333272573
I've been browsing this meme filled shithole for the past month just for news and info about DSIII. I know about the stats, mechanics, hitbox general quallity and all that shit HOWEVER I haven't spoiled anything about the story, except for the tutorial level.
Keep being butthurt about spoiling your game you no self control overhyped brats.
>>333269162
Look in the mirror and ask yourself
"Am I retarded for spoiling the only interesting piece of software to come out this year?"
>>333269162
Maybe you should have some self-control and not watch a game before you play it you fucking retard
>>333269859
This all sounds awesome.Wait, were you trying to spoil the game? No one gives a flying fuck about DaS lore.
>>333269162
It's only anti-hype if you consciously watch a streamer playing it you dumb fuck.
There have been literally no spoilers on /v/ or any other website aside from lore shit if you REALLY care about that.
>>333273197
I'm here to call you a complete and total faggot. Putting a game on the shelves for 2 years because "wahhhh wahhhhhh wahhhhhh, da gaem get moar content developed after release, wahhhhhh wahhhhh wahhh" is fucking pathetic, and you should vasectomy.
>>333269162
Besides the 6-8 threads about fromgames from fromdrones on this board? Not hype.
Yea the game is bad and you should feel bad about shilling it
Good thing i am ignoring everything about the game.
I only know what the first boss looks like.
And a few others from the trailer.
And that is it.
Your fault for spoiling the game for yourself fags.
>I went to every length to expose myself to all of the material when it was at its worst
Now who's responsible for that?
>>333269162
I am still hyped, I haven't watched any streams past Lothric. Well I have, but I only watched small parts just to see what it was like but nothing major.
Only things that have been spoiled for me, that I am not even bothered about are weapons armor and a few item descriptions.
There is tons of shit about the game I don't know about, still looking forward to next week so I can finally play it.
>>333269162
>Could From have handled this any worse?
Bamco*
FROM isnt behind this mess
>>333269859
>Storm Ruler
Demons Souls is part of the canon now?
