Why did every Metroid game after they introduced the Zero Suit suck?
>>333263474
because bikinis are cold in outer space
>>333263474
Zero Mission, Echoes, Corruption, Hunters and Pinball are all good though.
Why are Metroid fanatics so bothered by porn of their character existing?
>>333263474
Clearly it was because of that accursed Zero Suit and not because the dev teams were incompetent or unmotiovated.
The Zero Suit is to blame for all of mankinds woes.
Burn The Zero Suit!
we;ll get another good metroid someday
I want to sniff her butt!
because the devs making those games tried to make it about her instead of the utterly alien world she found herself in.
you can blame it on the zero suit, you can blame it on trends in vidya. bottemline is, metroid deserves better.
This thread is heavily triggering for me. Please delete this.
someday we'll get a good one. when nintendo are on the verge of bankruptcy and realise they have franchises that aren't mario or zelda.
until then I'm happy remodelling her shithole tbqh
sakamoto
>>333266534
>when nintendo are on the verge of bankruptcy and realise they have franchises that aren't mario or zelda.
Costanza holding a bat while smugly smiling at the camera
I want her to sit on my face!
>waaaahhhhhhhh
>muh strong independed space bounty hunter
Literally tumblr, people need to grow up.
>>333266938
*shit
ftfy
>>333267105
>muh strong independed
I don't think you get why people complain
>>333267223
I know but im on point aswell. Sick and tired of people like that. Samus is for sexual too and Nintendo knows it.Would post pic but im not home
>>333266938
https://twitter.com/SamusLewd
Zero Mission was the best Metroid since Super.
Or are you saying every game AFTER Zero Mission?
>>333266938
*BWARRRRRRRRRRRRP*
>>333266534
>when nintendo are on the verge of bankruptcy
>>333263474
because the Zero Suit was a mistake. Just like FPS Metroid.
>>333263474
People dont seem to get there is a raw subtle sexuality to that wonderful armour that is lost entirely on skin tight slut
>>333266938
I really like this one just for that facial expression. that "come here boy, don't be shy" face
>>333263474
only the primes suck because they're not metroid games, now fuck off with your meme.
>>333269074
>Just like FPS Metroid
>Implying Metroid Prime isn't one of the best in the series
Because Zero Mission was the epitome of the Metroid series and nothing compares well to it.
Zero Suit Samus is the only good thing to come out of Metroid
And is now the only thing keeping Metroid relevant
I want to lick and sniff her armpits after she comes home from a hard and exhausting day at work!
I want Ridley to be redesigned into a hot monstergirl who can transform into original Ridley when she gets angry.
>>333269074
>>333269557
Cuck
>>333263914
>pre-zero suit
>porn of Samus here and there
>post-zero suit
>porn of Samus skyrockets
>almost exclusively in the zero suit
>"EVERYONE IS A ZERO SUIT LOVING FAGGOT"
>>333269608
>>333269923
>butthurt primefag samefagging
>>333263474
Turned her into a waif
>>333269907
Ridley isn't female.
>>333264901
It seems like the closest we get to even ecchi art of Samus being even remotely muscular.
I just want art of my big, strong waifu. Is it so much to ask?
>>333270351
IT DOESNT AGREE WITH SAKAMOTO'S HEADCANON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>333270094
Shit taste confirmed
Am I bad that I bought a ZSS Amiibo over a normal Samus one?
Games started shifting more towards Samus and her story. Before it used to be primarily about exploring some cool planet and Metroids.
>>333270272
And neither was King Arthur
>>333270484
Where da hotglue?
>>333266938
>ppffffffppffrrhthththffffth PRRRAAAAAAAAPfffhhhhh
>>333270479
>primebabby millennial
>calling others out on shit taste
kek
>>333263474
Why people insist in scapegoating the Zero Suit based on the failure that was Other M?
>b-but the porn!
The porn has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of Other M, which is the only game that objectively sucked in the series.
I want to caress Sammy's big butt beforejamming my tongue down her hole
>>333270692
Listen faggot.
Denying the qualities of prime games is completely retarded.
Having a preference towards 2D metroids its okay
But telling me that prime is shit only proves that you are probably a neckbeard fapping to guro loli.
>>333270604
Don't be disgusting.
>>333270898
Prime 3 was kinda not so great.
Fusion was basically Other M but not quite as horrible.
You can thank Sakurai and Brawl for sexualizing ZSS
>>333271017
Yeah but the saving grace of Fusion was the neat designs and the bosses. Other M had neither.
>>333271090
This. I knew Sammy was a chick and probably attractive, but Samurai told the world that she was a bimbo despite her having modest proportions in ZM
>you're on your room shitposting on a philippine upholstery image board while masturbating to samus porn
>samus crashes her ship into your room
what do?
>>333271390
I wouldn't even be the slightest bit of mad if she killed me
>>333271390
I'm gonna try raping her.
>>333271390
If she can't pay for the damages, her ship will be my new home. It can't be that bad having a female roommate you may develop a romantic and sexual relationship with.Even if it might be one-sided
>>333271846
i want her to smash my pathetic little white dicklet and my tiny white boy baby balls into dust under her heels
>>333271536
Yeah, you can TRY
>>333272420
I will do it when she sleeps so that way I at least had my cock inside of her. If she wakes up during it I don't even care if she kills me.
>>333271614
she's rich as fuck tho
she's a bounty hunter
Metroid is Dead
>>333272632
Please. Dog has a better resume than Sammy. I haven't played a single game where she actually hunts bounties.never played Hunters, but even if she hunts bounties there, that's one game out of like ten.
>>333272632
Her currency may not be accepted here on Urth and she may not be willing.In any case, I'm using whatever excuse I have to get off this rock.
>>333272586
>her pussy is so loose she won't feel a thing and won't wake up
No waifus no sales.
>>333272920
She will feel me sucking and biting on her nipples though.
What do you expect to happen when you put an attractive chick in a skin-tight catsuit?
>>333263474
They realized they could appeal to waifufags and gave up trying
>>333273051
I don't think you know what a catsuit is.
>>333272920
n-No! Sammy is innocent and p-pure!
>>333272817
Open space world with bounty hunting
Y/N?
Samus is the one case where the SJWs were actually right.
Prove me wrong
>>333273135
Neither do you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catsuit
>>333273135
worst girl t b h
>>333273220
They couldn't execute it right
>>333273246
The SJWs were also right about Tracer's ass in Overwatch, so that makes two.
>>333273341
they were also right about Lin's outfit in xenoblade X
>>333273272
But what if they could tho?
>>333273460
Not my play style. I even preferred the more linear Metroid titles, after all.
>>333272817
She takes commissions from the GFED.
Metroid 1 was basically a suicide mission; every other attempt to penetrate Zebes and stop the Space Pirates failed.
Metroid 2 was a extermination mission, which again, Samus was called in after several teams vanished without a trace.
Metroid 3 was not a commission, since she went out of obligation/revenge to track down Ridley and the reconstructed Mother Brain.
Metroid 4 started out as an escort service for biological researchers on the now de-Metroidified SR388.
So in most of the mainline Metroid games that are not Other Shit, you can sort of think of Samus as a "Bounty Hunter", in that she takes on paid work for the government that usually involves killing things.
>>333273618
Sounds more like a Merc.
>>333273615
Fair enough. Just the idea of flying around to different planets, tracking down bounties, then meeting said bounty, only to have another hunter appear, and now it's suddenly a wild western shootout was something I thought would have been neat.
>>333273742
Actually, that level of detail sounds enticing. It will never happen though. Ninty hates Samus
>>333273712
I guess so; the first Metroid manual says something to the effect that Hunters are called in to do missions that the government is unable to do, and usually as a last resort. Since I doubt the GFeds want to rely on freelance soldiers too much, given potential repercussions (like stumbling onto their no-no business in Fusion).
>mfw there won't ever be another 2D Metroid
I fucking miss them so much.
>>333274183
>claims to miss Metroid
>posts pixel smut
there are plenty of hentai platformers to keep you busy, degenerate.
>>333263474
I want Samus to read everything I posted about her!
>>333274183
there won't ever be another 3D Metroid either
post more samus
I would lick Samus' butt right as she got out of the suit after she got back from the hottest part of Norfair.
>>333274496
>>333263474
Why did ACfag come back?
What does sammy do in her free time?
>>333275241
Having rough sex with me :3~
>>333275241
get fucked in every holes by various aliens
>>333274763
>Her breasts and ass are great...
>Draws no ass
Classic nip.
>>333275241
Sleeping with her clients.
>>333275241
Drink;_;
>>333275241
shitpost about herself on ANONYMOUS imageboards
>>333275241
Play PSOne games in her gunship
>it's an ACfag thread
>people are responding with anything other than mockery
How new are you?
>>333275241
Bird stuff
Can Samus take on a fully armored SPESS MAREEN?
>>333275463
Better yet, how would they come to view her tech? Or her biology for that matter?
>>333275241
Living in her ball
someone post that comic
>>333275379
>she is so sad she pretends to be people who want to fuck her on a Vietnamese moving image board
;_;
>>333275678
Bird DNA = Xenos scum = PURGE
>>333275463
Most likely. Chozo tech doesn't fuck around.
>>333275678
She'd be considered subhuman due to the chozo DNA she was given.
i.e., PURGE THE FILTH.
>>333275868
>>333276027
Can she survive?
>>333275241
Drinking alcohol alone in a pub getting over the shakes
FEATHER PUBES
>>333276289
In vacuum? Not a chance. Without her chozo suit Samus wouldn't come anywhere near a SPESS MAREEN.
Can space marines even survive vacuum? Yeah, they're superhumanly tough but I think that's beyond even them.
>>333276458
My bad, I should have been specific.
Can she survive if an entire chapter was after her?
>>333275463
>>333275678
even better
what happens when weeb communists find out about her
>>333276659
>gets in her ship and leaves
They would probably have more important thing to deal with than one sub-human
>>333276458
Marines get a bit of helmetless vacuum time thanks to one of their cuhrazee glands sealing them in some space-mucus, but I'm not sure how long it is.
>>333267697
>https://twitter.com/SamusLewd
Literal Autism.
>>333269962
>pre-zero suit
>porn of Samus here and there
Are you kidding, it was fucking pre-2004
Anime porn wasn't exactly quite as readily available as it is now
>>333276849
It's disgusting to think that fat, greasy neckbeards love this roleplaying as a slutty girl shit and get off on it.
I think this thread pretty much answers your question. The zero suit attracted disgusting waifu fags
>>333263474
Just like Fire Emblem, the devs found out at that point that you don't have to make a good game, you just have to pander to waifufags and horny teenagers to get sales.
>>333277056
>Fat fucks fapping at another fat fucks pretending to be girls
>They even PROMOTE themselves on 4chan so other fat fucks can join.
What am I doing here?
>>333277056
Most of /v/ is disgusting, yes. Desperate cries for Samus porn is also sad.
Real question: Who's better? Short Kraid or Fat Kraid?
>>333277504
(fat kraid)
how soft are samus' feet?
>>333277717
>>>/trash/
>>333277595
I JUST KEEP ON GETTING FATTER, FUCK
>>333277717
FEETFAGS ARE HERE I REPEAT FEETFAGS ARE HERE, ABANDON THREAD; ABORT MISSION, ITS OVER GUYS, FOLLOR THESE SAFETY STEPS
STEP ONE:
LEAVE!
>>333277717
Probably not that soft considering she's constantly on the moving, usually running
>>333277952
LEAVE LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>333277717
sammy's hot, sweaty feet after a long mission
People upset about ZSS are fags with muscle girl and tall girl fetishes, prove me wrong. Also that shit about Samus being over 6ft and weighing 200 pounds isn't canon.
>>333277717
probably quite rough actually, she runs a lot.
>>333277939
>>333265423
I wanna eat it.
>>333278180
Just offering my 2 cents sperglord, calm down.
>>333278298
I honestly don't mind ZSS - I'll admit most of her art is fapworthy. I'm still more of a fan of Super Metroid Samus and the idea of her being a space amazon.
>>333278298
People upset about people who don't like ZSS are fags who don't even play Metroid and only know Samus from all the porn and smash, prove me wrong.
>>333279057
ZSS has been around since Zero mission, and if you hate ZM then you have shit taste
I believe people are upset about the Zero Suit for the same reason that they are upset about Fed Force. It seems to imply that Nintendo is focusing on the unimportant elements of the series, when the series as a whole is not in a great position right now, due to the fiasco that was Other M.
I don't have a problem with either the Zero Suit or Fed Force, but I'd rather discuss some Metroid, Prime or anything else.
Should Metroid continue being 3D or should they reestablish their roots with a few 2D games?
>>333280742
Make a new 2D Metroid in the style of the original, meaning:
1) non-linear
2) focus is on beams, bombs, and missiles as the primary weapons
3) no story outside of opening text crawl
4) HARD difficulty, make the game challenging
5) alien world with exotic and garish colors/animals.
There, Metroid is saved after a decade of neglect.
>>333280984
Why the fuck would just remake the original Metroid, especially after it's been remade already? That's more negligent than Fed Force is! At least Fed Force tries something new!
They should just make whatever they feel like it. Metroid has proved it works both in 2D and 3D. Best solution would be to simply have both, 2D on handheld, 3D on console for example.
>>333279450
ZSS section is hands down the worst part of that game.
>>333265607
>because the devs making those games tried to make it about her instead of the utterly alien world she found herself in
this is the entire metroid problem in a little nutshell. well done.
>>333273618
that's a security contractor, not a bounty hunter
>>333264178
We can't burn it dude ! It's too late ! This shit is one ring temptation tier, who would want to destroy this leve of perfection ? I know this is the source of all evil, but if evil looks this good I 'm fine with it. Go by yourself, Sam, sorry
>>333265607
i came here to post this. metroidvania type games are not about the plot or the fucking story. They are about doing cool shit in unique worlds. Fighting crazy alien monsters and solving puzzles with the gear you have at hand. Nobody cared about who samus was until she took off the mask. Metroid is a really good example of how sjws have subtly changed the way we see, play and develop videogames.
When metroid first came out, some blond bitch in a bikini was not unique or progressive. The 1980s were full of japanese scifi filled with barely dressed big breasted women. It was strictly fanservice. But during the 2000s, someone at nintendo realized that they could be making STRONG INDEPENENT WOMENS videogames, and to drive the point home, they focused on the character itself rather than the gameplay that made the series popular. And they never fucking stopped. They made samus prettier, gave her some gay backstory, and started adding pointless little cut scenes. All these things broke the flow of the game, and samus stopped being a blank-slate self-insert for people to have adventures with, and instead became a politically correct female character we simply were watching do stuff.
Look at other metroidvania type games. Look at bunny must die. It's some girl in a bunny outfit. Her motivation is: get to the final boss. And it works. Look at cave story, some robot trying to escape, dont need hours of meladrama because it works. People want to play games, not watch movies or read books and be talked down to.
A Metroid game without Samus could easily work. Nobody would really hate on Federation Force if it wouldn't look like mobile game trash. Imagine it on the WiiU or something where they don't have to chibify everything. It would be great.
>>333265607
Fucking this
>>333272765
>Metroid Dead
Metroid: Dread
>>333275463
>>333275678
>>333276659
/tg/ considers her to basically be a lost Primarch, and a walking Exterminatus in her own right. Take a look at the 1d4chan page for her sometime.
>>333282653
>Metroid Dread
METROID: DREAD
(metroid dread)Revolver Ocelot
>>333266534
That's not what companies on the verge of bankruptcy do though. In those risky times, they double down on secure lines of revenue, which means focusing way HARDER on their surefire franchises.
>>333282103
The focus was put on Samus because japs don't like exploring and Nintendo only cares about them. By focus I mean fanservice.
>>333282810
>"...we have yet to determine the method of the xenotech "morph ball" operation, with all attempted recreations by the Adeptus Mechanicus resulting in horrible injuries and deformities and death..."
That is too funny to imagine
>>333283710
It's pretty much a direct reference to how the Space Pirates tried to do the same.
It's just a coincidence OP! And Other M wasn't so bad!
Because it became more about the character than the gameplay.
Giving her a sexy bodysuit was also when they gave her her iconic hair, an edgy punk rock personality, a Marilyn Monroe beauty-spot, a chad boyfriend, chozo parents, etc. etc. etc.
The zero suit is a symptom, not the problem.
Using the occasion to shill my review of the original Metroid. I appreciate all criticism, even if it comes in form of shitposting. Hope you enjoy it though, have fun:
https://youtu.be/N1AVd_vd7lc
>EVERY Metroid game after Zero suit
>Prime Pinball
>Relevant
>Prime Hunters
>Anything to do with ZSS other than the intro
>Corruption
>Bad
>Other M
OH MY, ONE GAME WAS FUCKING SHIT!?
METROID IS DEAD GODDAMMIT FUCKING FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK
>Metroid: Republic Commando
>It's not even out
>It's a spin off of the Prime spin off
>It's not even about Samus
DEAAAAD
METROID IS DEAAAAAAAAD :((((
Go on, shitpost about out of context shit from the damage control dev message from the Direct.
>>333284492
You forgot Echoes. That was also after the Zero Suit.
I've always hated the zero suit, it turned samus into a latex sex doll
>>333284712
Zero Mission was February
Echoes was in November
>Echoes
>Shit
>>333284492
You forgot the part about how they haven't released a main Metroid game in decades. Metroid is indeed dead.Yoshi is next. Mario is at least their main character, he won't die anytime soon. Although Rosalina might take over, then that franchise will die as well.
>>333263474
Because no Metroid game will ever be as good as Super Metroid, and you'll be happier if you just accept that.
>>333284914
You forgot the part when Nintendo had 2 dev teams working on Metroid
Retro finished their trilogy and Sakamoto shat out Other M
You'd rather get more Sakamoto shit or let the franchise cool down with more spin-offs?
>>333263474
Blatantly false.
>>333263914
Because 2004. This is around when people started to get high speed internet above simple DSL/56K modem. With greater internet speed comes greater internet pr0n.
Good God I swear the average age of /v/gins is under 16...
>The amount of fanart dictates how shit a franchise is
>A full skintight suit is worse than a two-piece from Fusion or the black one-piece from Super
>>333281363
I didn't say remake Metroid, I said in the style of.
Metroid has been made 3 times already (Metroid, SUPER Metroid, and Metroid: Zero Mission) - the Zebes stuff is literally played out (Zero Mission proves this).
>>333284480
long video; I will have to check it out later though when I'm not at work.
>>333285293
it's not so much the outfit, imo, as it is the increased role of fanservice in the games themselves. Other M's cutscenes, for example, were full on fetish fantasies (e.g. young Samus's bondage gear holsters she wore... inexplicably).
The Zero Suit is shit though, and I've disliked it from day one.
>>333285625
>long video; I will have to check it out later though when I'm not at work.
Thank you for your interest! I appreciate it!
>>333263474
Somebody needs to add
>Remodel your shithole
to that picture
I think lewd Samus is bad. Let's post cute Samus
>>333285976
Remodel Your Shithole is likely, and sadly, the best thing to come out of Metroid in over a decade.
AMR2 better come out fast and change that.
>>333286053
I always like these 4koma, though I never understood why they fixated Samus on loving round things.
>>333284595
rofl could you imagine the outrage if they made this joke about Islam?
>Muhammad claims divine inspiration
>all his "prophies" benefit him and his family in some way
There's literally no difference between Islam and Mormonism, except Mormons are white so it's socially acceptable to make fun of them.
>>333286191
Because she turns into a ball, so she likes balls. Japan likes their humor basic
>>333285976
>>333275868
Does not matter, tampering with the human genome is heresy anyway, no matter whether it introduces alien dna or not.
>>333286268
this thread is already shit enough, we don't need /pol/ shit added to the mix
>>333286350
Doomguy would be hellishly erect if he saw this
>>333286350
I'm surprised none of the game have had dual wielding of any variety really
>>333286268
Well, that and Mormons won't go into a homicidal rage and start slaughtering everything in sight if their preeeciooouuussssss....their preeeciooouuussssss...dope on a rope is slighted in any way shape and/or form.
>>333286638
She already has a fucking arm cannon.
Why would she need another gun?
>>333286719
Multi-directional simultaneous death and destruction.
>>333286501
there needs to be a "remodeling" cartoon edit where the space pirates are remodeling Samus' shithole apartmentwith more tubes
>>333286798
prime 1 varia
>>333276458
>Can space marines even survive vacuum?
yes. for an hour or so they can keep consciousness.
>>333276818
>not sure how long it is
They go into a stasis that keeps them alive for a long time, possibly years.
>>333285035
You seriously call this "cooldown"? There is no indication that Metroid will ever return to the way it was before. Or that another "main" game will ever come out.
>>333286719
BECAUSE TWO ARM CANNONS
>>333286798
Metroid II/Super Metroid Varia
>>333286719
Gotta kill fast and power beam too slow
>>333263848
Every time I see this pic I feel like I can smell her pussy
>>333286268
>"prophies"
" " indeed.
>>333286865
I pictured this for some reason
>>333270527
Your point? King Arthur is a male. He was never a female in any texts. Find Cambriae and show me otherwise if you think so.
>>333286996
That depends on if another Alien movie is ever made.
We saw what happens when Nintendo tried to make a Metroid game without an Alien movie to rip-off.
zero suit ruined metroid.
>>333286798
I never understood why people like the Fusion Suit so much, the design is pretty cool but the colours don't fit.
I like the Smash 4 suit the most. If the shoulderpads were a little smaller, it would be perfect.
>>333287239
considering how the last two or three "Alien" movies have been shit, and Ridley Scott gets worse every year...
>>333287412
Base on, not follow per script.
>>333287313
Seriously? Her thighs are exaggerated, her hip joints are overly exposed to make her suit look like a fucking swimsuit rather than badass armor, the classic knee-high boot-style armor is altered to thigh-highs like a fucking dominatrix, helmet/visor design is dull...
>>333287152
Oh sweet Phazon Jesus.
>>333287230
>joke
>your head
>>333288105
This thread is now about Tubes and Phazon.
>>333287313
>I like the Smash 4 suit the most. If the shoulderpads were a little smaller, it would be perfect.
The Smash 4 suit is just the Other M suit. Disgusting opinion. To be fair though, the Smash 4 suit is a better-looking version of the Other M suit.
Only things that did right were the illuminated visor and the smaller shoulder pads.
Best suits are Prime 2 Varia, Dark Suit, and Light Suit. Zero Mission Power Suit is pretty underrated too.
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>>333288750
tube-pirates are almost 10 years old but they still make me laugh.
![9f9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TfCR9IH.png "9f9[1].png")
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>>333286798
I like the Super Varia suit the best. The Fusion suit is cool as well but it looked terrible in Prime.
![37c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vScFOq3.png "37c[1].png")
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>>333286798
>that guy who made a wallpaper for his friend but he insisted on including the Other M suit, so what he did was put Mystery of Druids face barely visible on the background with text saying ''other m sucks''
![358[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/88RqD0W.png "358[1].png")
>>333288208
Isn't that Japanese Julius Caesar?
>>333270692
>Implying millennials didn't grow up with the series
>Watched cousin play Metroid on NES before I could figure out controls
>Fond as fuck memories of Super Metroid, still replay from time to time
>Fusion was first GBA game I completed
>Disgusted by Other M
>Loved the fuck out of Prime
>Hunters was meh
>Born in 1991
Get that elitist logic outta here
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>>333290021
No, this is
![a2c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/foCAN8s.png "a2c[1].png")
![5f3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e0c0a6D.jpg "5f3[1].jpg")
>>333290428
space pirates are guilty of both =[
![127[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/67ZEfIh.png "127[1].png")
>>333290315
But why tho
![ebc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1KHOKa3.jpg "ebc[1].jpg")
i want most sammy
>>333289725
![339[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fZKK8i8.png "339[1].png")
>>333286350
I would love to see Master Chief and Samus slaughter Covenant and Space Pirates together. That would be the shit.
![2f7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/p4vv7KD.png "2f7[1].png")
Ever since I found out you can just copy image adresses and paste them into the file select posting images have gotten a lot easier.
>>333284480
I've only watched half of the video so far, but it amuses me to realize that Metroid was the first game I ever played where I had to farm. As a child I thought that I was clever for realizing I could kill enemies in specific zones to refill health.
>>333287313
The final version of the Fusion Suit looked nice.
![897[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/b6cenLs.png "897[1].png")
>>333290791
>posting images have gotten a lot easier.
Yeah now you have to download the image, keep in some shithole in your computer where you can't reach easily it and then upload it all over again.
![009[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1rsTUVi.jpg "009[1].jpg")
![ecb[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xabE8Mz.png "ecb[1].png")
