ITT: vidya characters you could probably take in a fist fight
>>333233726be honest /v/, have you ever been in an actual fist fight?
>>333234305
>Pizza cutter elbows
I smell a promotion.
>>333234305
Many
>fucking lizard piece of shit
>>333234305
I got punched in the face once.
>>333233726
But anon, she could probably take me down in a fist fight,
>>333234305
no my friends get beaten up but everyone ignores me
it's either that i look really tough or i'm so pathetic they don't want to hit me
but i tend to their wounds after, and give them a little blowjob to highten their spirits
>>333235047
Greentext it, brah.
>>333234305
Yeah. Been pinned against walls and have jump kicked people in their face.
>>333234305
A few. Lost most of them. Looking back I feel stupid for not just walking away. Peer pressure is a funny thing.
>>333234305
i punched a girl in the face in the fourth grade and she left crying
i guess you could say i won
>>333233726
this characters is a lesbian huh?
>tfw no cute tomboys in any media these days
oh well... not progressive enough I guess.
>>333235775
Kill yourself.
I can rumble, and tussle this hussy
>>333235775
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>>333234305
No, but I got punched in the jaw by a friend who I apparently kneed in the face without even noticing
I was amped up as fuck and ready to murder him but he was my friend so I just cried to get the emotion out. I don't think I could do well in a fistfight
>>333235257
she's hawt. for a 14 year old twi lek
>>333234305
Yeah, when I was 10
>>333236429
Fucking kek
>>333234305
Greentext story time
>be me
>be 15 years-old
>live in shit apartments
>about to go to a FUCKING BLOCKBUSTER
>my ride forgets me or some shit
>"alright I'll call him"
>oh shit left my phone in the house
>OK I'll just go inside
>whoops looks like I lost my phone too
>decide to walk into the administrative kiosk
>no ones there
>see a phone decide to nab it for some autistic reasons
>Big construction bro walks in
>oh shit
>he looks pissed
>"drop that right now you fat shit"
>I drop the phone and shuffle the fuck out
cont
I'd knock his old fascist ass right the fuck out.
>>333236429
AYYYYYYY
>>333234305
Fought my step-dad who was a welder. Bloodied his nose before he landed a single punch. I'd say I won but took a few punches myself.
Perhaps almost the entire Mario cat. Then again Mario is probably pretty fit
>>333236698
Oh whoops the second phone is actually a key my mistake
>walk outside of kiosk
>see a little grill
>ask her if I can use her phone
>"Uh... no"
>sperg out and accidentally say see looks cute
>Freudian slip
>she flips the fuck out
>I don't blame her I had a huge fucking neck-beard
>bro walks out of the kiosk
>it turns out he was her bigger brother
>get my ass handed to me
>mfw after the whole ordeal
>>333237138
Are you kidding? This guy will end your life and fuck your wife
>>333234305
when I was 6
>>333236698
>>333237501
You're pitiful but funny at the same time. I like you.
After searching through a folder of extremely powerful vidya characters, I found one. I think I could take this bird girl if I got the drop on her.
>>333234305
does sparring count?
>>333234305
Trained in Judo for two years before I fucked my knee up in Soccer practice, so no.
>>333234305
my dad used to beat my ass
i used to shove kids who would try to bully me, theyd always back off and never actually try to fight me back
i used to get in huge fights with my sister, where id hit her in the face and shed bite me constantly
none of those are real fights, but thats the closest i ever got
>>333235257
Do you even lift brah?!
