>join Overwatch queue
>15 minutes in skirmish
>3 people
Is the beta dead?
Is it any better on NA?
EU seems to have literally no people if it's not a weekend
source is zeronis
No asses allowed, which blocks 99% of the online multiplayer gaming community.
get me beta access and il play with you
shit game
censored
oversjwatch
censorgate made all the players leave, game is dead as fuck now
if i buy the game/pre-order from blizzard.... do i get access to the beta?
>>333213263
Have you seen the Twitch streams of the game?... It's as if TeamFortress and CoD had a crack baby. It has TF's game mechanics and CoD's fanbase.
It was gaming cancer and doomed from day 1, the assroversy was the nail in the coffin. Good riddance.
>>333213263
god damn that artist has good attention to detail.
>>333213263
sause on that OP? image search is giving me nothing.
>>333213263
It's dead because there's only ten-thousand people, at most, in it
>>333216718
if you don't know how to find porn you don't deserve to know the source
fuck off
>>333213263
not playing a game that censors an ass shot.
>>333216814
I don't want porn, I want to know that artist. They are fantastic.
>inb4 the weebs/drama queens shit all over the thread
You better post the source real quick or I'll gut you like a fish.
>>333217076
Anon gave sauce in post directly under OP but you choose to ignore it and beg to have it spoon fed to you.
>nobody gets into the beta
>game's dead jim
>>333216718
it's literally in the first reply
>>333217076
like i said, if you can't find it, you don't deserve it
yeah the beta numbers are slowly dying, but the blizzdrones are gonna go full force when this shits releases
>>333213263
Its because they only let four people into the beta.
overwatch is a terrible game to watch. its more fun to play and their e-sports dream will be doa.
there is nothing in the game that makes you go HOLY FUCK THATS AWESOME as viewer since you see those plays all the day while playing pubs.
>>333217298
It's not just the victory pose Arkham wants.... it's the one Arkham needs....
I found the original, but got interested in his work. Where can i find all his work? Fuck this patreon bullshit.
>>333217298
DELETE THIS
>>333218082
>>333213263
Everyone quit because #assgate 2016 because a bunch of faggy nu-males that don't even like video games throw a fit hoping ugly feminists will jump on their dick for it. This isn't even the first assgate. There was also the glitch where zooming made Widowmaker's ass bigger and they decided to go with the smaller ass when they "fixed" it. 80% of the appeal of this game is the bomb ass rule34 so of course everyone quits when they start nerfing asses.
>>333217298
RIP tracer's booty
I don't understand why people are so bent about Trace's pose being changed. Widowmaker still has the exact same pose, after all.
Even if she didn't, it seems such a minor thing to get so worked up about.
I'm bored as fuck /v/, somebody give me a beta key please
>>333219297
there are no keys
Nigga the game just got released and it's still in early beta, what do you expect?
>>333219256
Because exactly your post. Why was only Tracer censored when there are loads more girls in the game with even more hips and booty showing. Because the spineless devs over read some nu-male beta having a cry on the official forums and "decided to do something about it" which in turn was fucking nothing compared to everything else in the game.
Why.
>>333219256
Because the game isn't even out and they have already done this shit twice. Once when they made Widowmaker's ass smaller and this. Once the game hits and anybody can download it the censorship is only going to get worse. How the fuck did feminism turn into telling women what to wear and how to act from literally the opposite?
>>333219372
i just want it so bad
>>333213263
i'm not even a lesbian but i would scissor that so fucking hard desu.
>>333221342
>>333221342
Where can i find full uncensored zeronis works?
>>333217298
>>333219598
probably was just a placeholder pose that they were planning to replace anyway
>>333214016
underrated post
>>333221598
Up your buttand around the corner
>>333222174
Pls tell me, my dick needs it.
NO BOOTY NO BUY
#FREETHEBOOTY
>>333213263
>99% of keys were sent out only to Twitch streamers
>Said streamers moved on to the next fotm or back to the games they normally stream
It was a stupid idea with Hearthstone and I'm honestly not sure why they made the exact same mistake with Overwatch.
>>333221342
>>333222354
>he doesn't know how to spider
>>333222174
i dont like how this artstyle reminds me of jollyjack
>>333223320
go on
>>333223471
Like 99% of the time you can get everything your dick craves just by using downloadthemall or userscripts. For the times when you absolutely must gather every scrap of information from a site or series of sites with no futzing around you use a webspider. Takes some time to learn how to fine tune your results, but I pulled ~200 pictures from gelbooru just now when they took great pains to ensure people wouldn't be easily able to create direct links to their pictures to make things easier on their servers.
Fuck their servers.
>>333217298
>tfw you see echi drawings done by a friend you went to highschool with posted on 4chan.
The game looks okay but no way in fuck am I spending a cent on it
>>333224261
>Going on the internet and lying
For what purpose?
>>333217298http://img.rule34.xxx//images/1652/76a67e0293fd13646c6fda5a59254449c2d8c0b5.jpeg
>join Overwatch queue
Yeah right.
>>333213263
The night I found a camgirl that looked just like Tracer...was one long night.
>>333224507
No for real. His name is Paul, works for riot. Desert Vista HS class of 2005
>>333224261
Your friend's talented. What the fuck happened to you?
Game was boring as hell. Matches are over in the blink of an eye, 5 minutes or a lil more or less. Then it's back to a queue and loading screen + a minute to choose characters, a minute before the match starts, a minute after the match ends.
The plethora of characters seems nice on paper but it ends up meaning you'll need/want to switch every death because they are so boring on their own. I'd rather have seen 2/3rds or 1/2 the number of characters with redundant ones having their abilities given to kept characters.
I haven't played TF2 in years but I would rather return to it than play overwatch.
>>333225078got any more
>>333225597
That's modern Blizzard. They're spoiled by MOBA brats and hearthstone nerds. Games where people spend 50%+ of their time waiting to play.
>>333225597
>I haven't played TF2 in years but I would rather return to it than play overwatch.
I think that is going to be the major problem with overwatch, they are trying to take the audience of a fps that isnt trully dead. I thought Blizz would know better after seeing the result of the hundreds of "wow-killers" released over the years.
>>333225496
moved for a better job and now I just play vidya with college friends over discord, browse 4chan, and work because I don't know how to meet people outside an academic settinh
Nobody fucking has the game outside streamers and a few very lucky nobodies. Half the streamers eventually stopped playing anyway and went back to whatever shit game they were playing before.
>>333225719
It's kind of sad that modern Blizzard's game design policy is that if something uses 3 or more buttons, you need to simplify.
Turn off skirmish btw
But even aussie queues are like 20 seconds
>>333219598
>why was Tracer censored when there are loads more girls in the game with even more hips
Exactly. Why should Tracer flaunt her ass when she's got the least amount of caboose of them all?
>>333230739
It's not a 'censor'. Blizzard just fucked up with their intentions. They tailcoated on a complaint rather than making the change themselves.
They're simply removing the pose to something more fitting of the character. They made a mistake of responding to that post about sexuality of Tracer.
It was just handled poorly. It's less sjw happenings and more Blizzard replacing a pose with something more fitting for that character unlike the rest with it.
>>333230170
That's because they know their audience.
>>333231674
>She's so cute but has a really annoying accent
why
>>333231926
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>333213263
Super low invite rates
>>333225078
>>333222174
>>333218460
>>333217298
>>333213263
I will monitor this thread
>>333232304
>>333218953
>being this delusional
>>333232304
I still find it VERY strange how the board is unanimously up in arms about tracers booty but when Mikas boity was censored in sfv, it was Like a 50/50 split of people upset and the other half saying it was nothing and if you care you are literally shitposting.
Why was /v/ not unified for that?
It's funny...somewhere out there, there's a feminist having a shit fit at all the overwatch porn.
>>333217298
NINTY FIVE
PERCENT
SPUNK
>>333232914
>all the overwatch porn.
You better show your goddamn source.
Maybe if Blizzard opened it up from only the most elite level of e-celeb circlejerkers there'd be people. I really want to fucking hate this game because I've been waiting for months and months and still haven't gotten in, but any time I see a gameplay video I get sucked back into the hype. I just want another fun class based FPS that's not overrun by furries and jews, why is that so hard?
>>333232901
Because /v/ still has a few people that want to believe Capcom can do no wrong, but is unanimously fed up with Blizzard's retardation.
May also have something to do with the fact that Capcom made the decision on their own, while Blizzard literally caved to the complaints of ONE person on their forums.
>>333217298
DELETE THIS
Because the face is fucking terrible, Jesus Christ.
>>333233807
But mikas change was worse. This one really is nothing
>>333232914
Somewhere out there, there's a dog with a blog.
I like Tracers design and all but a british accent? Really? I was hoping for more of a young spunky and sassy American girl.
Guess what?Tracer Butt
>>333234550
KEK
>>333234475
Since I first saw her design, the second thing I saw was the flag on her. I knew some shitty accent was coming.
20
https://sfmlab.com/item/1066/
https://sfmlab.com/item/1129/
https://sfmlab.com/item/1298/
https://sfmlab.com/item/1270/
https://sfmlab.com/item/1259/
Go ahead, make something good /v/
>>333234794
Plenty of good has already arrived with more likely on the way.
>>333234598
God bless the french
>>333234475
I can agree with you, even as a brith I find her voice kind of dissappointing.
Then again its probably because it has that awful south england sterotype to it.
Actually has there been a single female character who has been voiced to sound like a northerner?
GET UP, COME ON
GET DOWN WITH THE THICKNESS
>>333217298
This is literally a little boys face. How anyone can find it attractive is beyond me.
>>333225938
>I thought Blizz would know better after seeing the result of the hundreds of "wow-killers" released over the years.
I don't think they understood wow's success in the first place.
>>333235097
Lord, I am down with the thickness
>>333235112
Well, you know that neo-/v/ loves boys and their boipussies....right
>cartoon waifu game
>>>/vg/
>>333235112
I kinda like itgo ahead and call me gay
>>333233560
how nue
![Overwatch-Concept-Mei[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b3oteRC.jpg "Overwatch-Concept-Mei[1].jpg")
>>333235097
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE THICKNESS
YOU BETA GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE THICKNESS
YOU LOW TEST GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE THICKNESS
HIGH TEST IS THE GIFT THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME
>>333235097
>>333235282
>>333236137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-lxk_Tw0d4
People have been saying this over and over again since the Beta started up this year.
"Queue times are too long. Get more people in here!" When in reality, it's a combination of that and their ELO system which pushes people up in terms of "skill" over time, but never adjust down, so the more you play, the longer your queue times naturally become. This Beta has been handled so poorly it hurts.
>>333213263
excuse me while I go masturbate
>>333236331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD6CStvkXQQ
>Let 1% of everyone that wanted to play in
WOWEE HOW COME WE CAN'T FIND GAMES, GEE WIZ GOLLY
>>333236887
>>333213760
>zeronis
She better not have a dick
>open Zernois DA
>feature picture of Kaine
>expect dick and already prepare my ALT+F4
>no dick
subbed
>Tracer will never leglock you while assuring you that the cavalry's here
>>333213263
Turn off skirmish, it's faster
>>333237028
Don't forget, that 1% includes a decent number of "farming" accounts made explicitly to sell to retards who just can't wait for hundreds of dollars.
>>333213263
>Be in beta
>Having a good time but notice every week matches take longer and longer to pop
>When they do at certain times of the day I get put on asian or euro servers despite living in US east
>Matched up against level 1's in one game and 200 pluses in others
>No more beta waves until open beta in may
Guess the fun had to end sometime, I do wonder how they get game feedback these days though, matches are really hard to get into.
>>333238071
>Matches are really hard to get into
And guess what the #1 complaint is among Beta testers?
Basically, they got the feedback they wanted up to this point and now, they're just gonna wait and let it drag out until the Open event.
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET INTO THE BETA
>>333238327
have 10k+ subs on twitch
>>333238327
Now, you have no choice but to wait. May 5th-9th Open Beta.
May 3rd and 4th is when people who pre-order get to play with a friend.
>>333238247
I look forward to the slap-dash changes they make when the actual playerbase gets ahold of it. Casuals are going to demand balance changes.
>>333237302
>he doesn't like futa
what are you, gay
>>333236887
>https://soundcloud.com/memeless/disturbed-vip-session-rare-unreleased
Reminds me of those all third party remix albums you see from some bands.
>>333237302
>no dick
Best start unsubbing then, boy.
>>333238694
And remember, casual definition of change is "X is OP! Nerf them and buff Y!"
Then after balance fixes, the other fags who play X go "X sucks now compared to Y and Z! Nerf them, buff X!" and it just keeps going round and round until the casuals finally get fed up and leave. Reddit hugbox funtimes.
>>333239025
Fuck off you closet homo. If I want to fap to dudes I'll go with Narancia or anyone who isn't a fucked over muscle factory or a degenerate futa.
>>333239402
I look forward to it, casuals are going to piss all over the place complaining about Torbjorn turret, bastion and hanzo scatter arrow.
>>333239483
>closet homo
I'm a full blown faggot. It's a matter of time, give in, boy.Narancia best girl.
>>333239483
Anon please...
>>333239620
Oh good lord, Bastion is going to be one of the first to go the way of Old Yeller.
>Bastion completely zones out our team every game! Nerf him!
>Torbjorn completely zones out our team every game! Nerf his turrets!
>Symmetra can kill us before we even have a chance to react! Nerf her turrets!
Etc. etc.
>>333239780http://rule34-data-007.paheal.net/_images/8cf4723442ce6891c74e9638e982e56e/1671926%20-%20Jojo%27s_Bizarre_Adventure%20Narancia_ghirga.jpg
>>333240137
Thank you
>>333235265
WoW's success
>take EverQuest and casualize it down for the masses
>beta invite all the Uberguild players who had ENORMOUS sway over EQ players (only because EQ was hardcore--WoW never replicated the phenomenon of uberguilds as far as I know, since the content was easier and accessible to every Timmy Retard)
>every player was fed up with SOE shitting all over them and wanted to move to a new EQ-type game (smarter people had already abandoned that ship for an alternative when the hot garbage known as Luclin was shit out)
>a large, extensive beta that guaranteed players would get addicted and stay when the game became paid sub
>>333225597
>Matches are over in the blink of an eye, 5 minutes or a lil more or less.
And in your first sentence you prove you didn't play it.
>>333240657
Not him, but I've had games end in under 5 if the attacking team just rolls over the defenders.
Most games I played were in the 10-20 range tho.
>>333240562
casualized it, yeah, but also improved a LOT of it to.
>>333213263
>Dead game before launch
I hope people are boycotting it do to the Tracer pose removal
>>333230739
Because she is SPUNKY
That pose is pure SPUNK
Saying the pose doesn't fit her is mental
I think they've shilled it long enough on twitch that many people changed their minds about buying it.
