What's the lewdest thing you'd do to Samus?
>>333131679
Slurp on her delicious, fat, juicy girlcock.
>>333131679
Let her have sex with me.
>>333132070
Sounds yummy. She'd probably cum from that.
>>333132132
Simple enough.
>>333132175
I'd hope so. I'd love to have her fill my stomach with her gooey seed. I bet it tastes delicious, she would save up so much for me while on her missions.
Consensual sex in the missionary position.
>>333132486
And she'd love for you to suck out every drop until her balls are dry.
Hold her hand
So sexy
>>333131679
Make herplay Video Games
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>>333133594
Why doesn't boogie just do keto?
>>333133767
That really hot
Make her a good game where the only time you see ZSS is after a 100% run
>>333133769
Keto takes more thought than most people are willing to put into what they eat. Spoken from experience, I often find myself at the checkout with a bag of potatoes, say, knowing I couldn't possibly eat even one
>>333133769
>interrogation mark
>>333131679
I'dcome onherfeathers.
>>333131679Give her a kiss
Licking orgasm out of her pussy
take her to the prom and fuck her in the pissroom, the boys pissroom, doggy style...and cum all over her lower back...then call her a slut and keep her bra as a trophy
>ywn greet your waifu home when she returns from a mission.
>ywn give her a relaxing massage, your fingers gingerly dancing over her zero zuit.
>ywn bathe together and lather her body up.
>ywn rinse her off and dry her off while kissing her now dry skin.
>ywn carry her to bed and snuggle to sleep, your mischievous hand gently squeezing her butt in that special way that makes her squirm.
>ywn be jumped by a pent up samus, her voice quivering in ecstasy as she tells you that there will be no rest until you impregnate her.
Feels bad man, feels bad.
have her put a leash on me and take me for a walk, calling me a good boy every time she whips my ass
>>333135489
>your mischievous hand gently squeezing her butt in that special way that makes her squirm.
Moar.
>>333132871
you monster!
>>333131679
impregnate.
Smell her hair
>>333132486
>>333132703
I bet you two consider yourself straight or something too.
hold hands
>>333131679
have sex with herin her power suit
So guys let's rate our cocks
>Hair-
>Unshaven:-5
>Trimmed:0
>Shaven:+5
>Curve-
>Large curve:-5
>Straight :0
>Slight curve:+5
>"Grower" or "Shower"-
>Grower:0
>Shower:+5
>Hygiene (how often you bathe)-
>once a week:-50
>every couple of days:-25
>every other day:-10
>every day:+5
>size-
>tiny (0-2 in.):-50
>small (3-5 in.):-25
>average (6-7 in.):0
>big (8-10 in.):+25
>huge (11-12 in.):+50
>foreskin-
>cut:-10
>restored (or in process of restoration):0
>uncut:+10
>ethnicity
>indian/pakistani:-50
>asian:-25
>hispanic:0
>white:+25
>black:+50
>any deformities, -5 per deformity
>STDs-
>can't be cured:-100
>can be cured:-50
>>333140773
Got a 40. So not too bad
Make her choke on this 5
>>333131679I'd let her squat over me and strain as she takes a great big steaming shit on my chest before tarmacking it
