Scout edition.
>>333084224
>>333084224
>tfw scout alone has more personality than whole cast of overwatch combined
>>333084623
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SAD MONKEY MAN???
>>333084732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydii76-1l5w
TOO SEXUAL MAN
tb actually made something funny holy shit
>>333084623
That's because Valve spent nine years on development and Blizzard spent nine years scrapping the project over and over.
>Valve didn't end up making a TF2 show for adult swim
We were so close
>>333084910
>Valve spent nine years on development
pfffft
>>333085008
But TF2 actually was 9 years in development you underage fag.
>>333084909
he actually did it, the absolute madman
https://twitter.com/Totalbiscuit/status/715572637049700352
>>333085087
Oh fug, you meant prelaunch development.
My mistake
tfw no gf
>>333085305
is that motherfucker playing a guitar while havign brain surgery?
>>333084224
>that scout ass
>>333085434
why not?
>>333085434
no hes playing halo
>>333085559
>>333084469
To be fair she really is a slut.
>>333085809
She isn't a slut! She's just posed that way.95% spunk
I can't believe she has a butt that's so offensive. Women shouldn't be made to wear such things it should be illegal as to not reinforce harmful stereotypes.
What do you think about their latest short?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBUMabtslI
Yeaaaaah babeeeey
>>333086594
FLAT
L
A
T
>>333086753
All the robot stuff is really cool.
>>333087180
wat. that's like a 2:1 hip to waist ratio.
>>333087373
Hips are not ass
Continuing from >>333087331
>>333087373
There will always be one faggot crying flat. ALWAYS.
>thanks to Blizzard Tracer will forever be remembered as the girl with the nice ass
>>333086594
Her ass is so glorious
>>333084909I want to cuddle with Winston
>>333088124
IN GAME MODEL IS FLAT! FLAT!
>>333088168
>It was fun until now
>>333085434
they do it so they know they didn't fuck up
he can't feel anything because you can't feel your brain being poked
>>333086050
95% covered in spunk
>>333086050
i hate these outfits they look like fucking trash
>>333088496
They need to kiss.
>>333088496
>Why? Why aren't you nice
>being bad is bad
>>333088496
smug widow a best
>>333088796
tits too big
>>333086050
Add 200 pounds to them and looks like a tumblr tribute
>>333088725
Hail Hydra
>>333088725
Last one.
So Blizzard are building the Overwatch world and story, but including none of that in the actual game? I'm confused. Why not just make a movie if that's the case
>>333084909
heh
>Russia mounts assault on robots
>meanwhile the rest of humanity is getting cucked by hydraulic metal cocks
>>333088496
Can you crop few seconds of her laugh please?
>>333085434
As far as I know all brain surgery is done while the patient is awake, you don't feel anything in your brain anyway and it's easier for them to monitor you if you're awake
>>333089135
thanks anon
So it's pretty much 100% confirmed at this point the game will be dogshit but the porn will be great, right?
>>333088784
widowmaker was part of overwatch, or well she was the trophy wife of a guy from overwatch, an important guy
Tracer probably knows widowmaker from before she was evil
its actually probably the only time she's seen her since overwatch was disbanded.
In the video itself she says "ANOTHER party" aka she knows who she is from before.
it actually makes sense for her to go "wtf dude" when you see taimanin asagi do bad things, she's supposed to be a demon fighting ninja not some cocksleeve wtf happened
>>333089471
No, the game is fun.
>>333084224
>>333089471
I'm havingfunin the beta, Pharah is great
>>333089439
NEED
MORE
HEART
PUPILS
>>333089491
I'm pointing out the stupid reaction of Tracer
Don't you think it's stupid to ask why a terrorists does what he does ?
>>333086050
>blizz censoring a pose
>while these outfits a quite literal rape of a character
I guess its becausethey'll cost money in some form
>game is still a month away
The wait won't nearly be worth it. It never is. I just need a good FPS to play that isn't CS:GO.
>>333087879
I guess the freckles are completely gone now
>>333089585
rofl whats even the point of removing a pose if you can rotate the model??
>>333089706
if the terrorist happens to be someone you used to work with maybe its not so retarded
>>333086753
Widowmaker is doing god's work, removing rustbuckets
>>333089834
well you can't exactly rotate them if they're actually showing up during a match, which is at the end of the game if you're on the winning team
>>333089364
wait, so are the robots supposed to be fags, then?
>>333089369
>>333089836
>all these robosexual apologists
Widowmaker did nothing wrong, stay mad robocucks
>>333089725
This is how I feel like when my cat is nice to me
>>333089706
No not really. It could help you decide whether to jail them or outright kill them right there.
>>333089903
meant to reply to
>>333089813
>>333089949
Nice, thank you.
>>333088725
What did she say there?
>>333090128
>I do
>>333090000
What a waste of quads.
http://oddshot.tv/shot/heroes-of-the-storm-201604032644959
meanwhile in korea
>>333090128
"gg, faggot"
>>333090128
I'm a big gal
>>333089364
russia builds giant fucking gypsy danger knockoffs to fight the robots
korea builds smaller walker pods to fight the same robots
south africa just lets the robots completely take over
USA makes an international task force to stop robots but then disbands them when it costs too much and just builds a wall instead.
Britain throws a riot
oh and some morons in australia go up to the core of a robot factory and blow it up, nuking the entire continent
>>333090246
>http://oddshot.tv/shot/heroes-of-the-storm-201604032644959
God damn Koreans are based
>>333089949
>>333090243
This is why I feel that way
>>333090246
keked
>>333089364
Wait I thought omnics were the small humaniod robots like zennetta that had rights? Are they the spider bots diva fights?
>>333086753
>Widowmaker succeeds in killing an international icon alone
>Reaper fails to even get information on international fugitives with a squad backing him up
That's going to be a THING, isn't it? Reaper can't do jack shit
>>333090128
>let's /ss/
>>333084469
I really really like this.
>>333090274
Australia, not even once.
>>333086753
Will they ever get along?
>>333090000
nice
>futuristic cyberpunk game about robots and assassins
>there's a fucking middle earth dwarf and a clint eastwood cowboy
This doesn't fit the setting at all. My kids love this futuristic setting, what are they going to think when they see an old timey cowboy?
>>333088503
>>333089426
Thats terrifying
>>333086050
>We want the Johnen Vasquez audience
>>333086753
Free Tibet.
>>333090567
If widow does her job we get plot advancement
If Reaper does his job there are now less heroes to play as
>>333090550
omnics are all robots
Zenyatta and those types are just normal citizen robots
Bastion has the design of the robots attacking russia, you can see them on a mural
the spiderbots are in South Korea
the whole point is "some robots are bad but not all of them, but fuck it kill them all"
>>333086594
Yamcha pose.
>>333090676
>not shitposting on 4chan while having brain surgery done to you
hahaha, you dumb fJKJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>333090550
As far as I understand the lore of this game omnics are robots that became self aware, then most of them started a huge terminator scale war, while some fucked off to mountains and decided to become buddha.
>>333090797
I know this is a longshot but does anyone have that picture of the dead yamcha figurine?
>>333090246
>>333090421
>>333090676
but is true
usually they make the person count or something, and watch if the patient lags or become incapable of speaking or moving
>>333086050
Blizz has the worst alt skins. They have have but the Heroes of the storm skin team in charge of working on overwatch alt skins
>>333086753
widowmaker did nothing wrong, I rue the day robot scum are treated as equals.
Also, why is is on playstation's channel?
>>333090792
Well thats more nuanced then exspected by a blizz game.
>game was made
>need to get censored because of muh social justice
yeah, no buy.
The fact that the devs yet again bow down to the femnazis means creativity when it comes to a bit of sas is dead
>>333090937
cause its a console shooter
>>333090937
Because this is a console game first and foremost?
>>333090920
As long as we get Mercy's Halloween costume.
>>333090896
>>333084224
>>333090274
But why do you build a bigger robot to fight robots? Are you following the idea that Fire beats fire?
also
USA makes an international task force to stop robots but then disbands them when it costs too much and just builds a wall instead.
> builds a wall
>>333091037
you were either going to never buy it to begin with or you're going to buy it anyway.
overreacting to corporate-started false controversy is exactly what they wanted.
>>333090668
Cyber-cowboy, big difference.
One last one, because somebody is going to ask for it sooner or later.
>>333090896
NOASS
So what was so special about that robit?
>>333091152
to be fair the whole point of the bigger robots is that they're piloted by people
robotics isnt bad, a centralized hivemind of self aware murder machines that can make more of themselves is bad.
>>333091152
They didnt make the task force for the robots actually. Im sure the reason why they disbanded has to do with widow, reaper, soldier 86 and reinharts last mission together.
>>333090910
That is fucking nightmare fuel
>>333085248
>we now live in the era where saying "in development"causes confusion with people
Thanks early access! Thanks Season Passes!
>>333091275
what fuckin video short is this from? I can't find it anywhere.
>>333091287
He was robo-Ghandi.
>>333090274
>Australians
That's what happens when you get angry Mad Max cosplaying bikers trying to be heroes.
>>333091287
Robot Ghandi
Figured out why Widowmaker's ass turned invisible, but I've got to reattach her head and give her teeth.
>>333090719
new short?
>>333090759
I know. But I still find it funny that Captain Edgelord is so far the LEAST competent villain in spite of the only one with formal military training.
>>333090792
But Bastion is good, right?
>>333091353
well, better than be sedated and wake up without being able to talk because someone screwed the wrong part of your brain by chanceor worse
>>333091378
>>333091392
I bet the fucker plan to nuke humans in a few centuries.
>>333091198
Not him, game was on to-buy list, now its off the list. Simple as that.
>>333091353
You have to be awake during eye surgery as well. Now THAT'S fucking terrifEYEing.
>>333090792
What the problem with """"killing"""" a machine?
>>333091564
Nah, human-robot relations mean eventually they just outlive us because we can't breed with robots
>>333091676
Someone post sad warbot
>>333090571
>to a grown woman
?????
>>333091353
Its better that way, they can't exactly damage control after the surgery anymore. Its the difference between becoming a drooling retard or just stuttering a bit or having issues with patterns.
>>333091676
Omnics seem to have souls.
>>333091531
based on what you can see on his "origins" skin, which is him being overgrown by plants and birds and shit, bastion was probably just another normal fucking evil robot thing and was damaged in a battle so he couldnt move.
he could still function and probably was activated the entire time, he just had tons of time to think to himself about life and shit, and saw nature and wildlife grow around him as he stood there iimmobile.
He probably gets found later and is repaired, but since he's done nothing but think about life he's no longer evil.
>>333090128
"Adieu chérie"
Farewell Sweetie
>>333091376
It's right here yah daft cunt
>>333086753
>>333084469
top quality content
A+
>>333091787
So what is exactly the difference of becoming a retard instantly vs waking up as one then?
>>333084224
>edition.
This sounds like GamerGate 2.0
>>333091841
Hey.
You can't actually see Zangief's ass cheeks.
>>333091914
>D-va
it writes itself
>>333091387
>angry Mad Max cosplaying bikers
Anon they were not cosplaying.
I sure will laught my ass off if we find out that the australians were already living with post apocalyptic customs and then the explosion happend and they just rolled with it.
>>333092027
Dont respond to shitty ugly drawn straw men comics.
>>333091953
The former can be fixed, and they can gauge what their prodding around in your brain does to it. The latter will require you to become stable first and ready for second brain surgery. By what point its most likely to late already.
>>333091410
Godspeed anon.
>>333085008
9 years of development and fucking almost 9 year post launch support.
>18 fucking years
>>333091953
If you come of as a bit retarded while they poke somewhere, they know to stop poking there
>>333092064
i'm pretty sure all australians look like junkrat & roadhog in overwatch's future story
>>333087879
>>333088168
>>333088496
>>333088725
what program have you used to make those
>>333092221
Eh, most of them don't have Roadhog's stomach or Junkrat's fire hair, but it's already pretty accurate.
>>333092221
yeah, but what I was saying was that I'll laught my ass off if we found out that they looked like that even before the explosion
>>333092139
Just sayin'. I wanna see Zangiefs asscheeks so it bugs me that the comic "pointed out" that Zangief wears a thong when he doesn't.
>see a bunch of Overwatch threads
>decide to wade into the tumblr filth to hopefully fish out some art gems
>third post down
I don't know what I expected.
>>333092276
WebM for Retards
>>333090567
Yeah but Winston > Tracer
>>333091983
or another COD "dlc"
>>333084224
>>333092176
And it was still shit from start to finish. How did they achieve such a thing
>>333092413
Thats fantastic.
>>333092413
Well they're not wrong.
Tracer is a fucking tragedy. It's even worse that she might become the de-facto mascot of the game.
>>333090128
Long live the king
>>333092534
I wonder if Valve would be willing to make crossover costumes
>>333086753
DEATH TO ROBOSEXUAL DEGENERATES!
>>333092215
>>333092153
That cleared that up then, thanks.
>>333092176
>how to singlehandedly mutate an entire generation of humans into corporate shills willing to pay for fucking hats in 18 easy steps.
>>333091275
Is she trying to cop a feel on tracer's butt?
I guess that letter was right. Tracer IS corrupting our youth.
>>333092727
That's already going to Winston, who is voiced by CHRIS. FUCKING. METZEN.
LORE RAPE DEMIGOD OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT.
>>333089426
Wouldn't you feel them cracking open your skull?
I would really like to play this now.
May is still a long way to go.
>>333092413
>tumblr's face when Tracer is hetero
>>333092808
>Chris metzen also voiced Alucard from the famous anime "Hellsing"
HURR DURR IM RETARDED
>>333092793
Nah, Tracer is the /ss/ Queen man.
>>333092831
Nop, I would think local sedation or they just put you down during the skull cracking, not sure actually
>>333091275
Who's that pokemon?
>>333092760
That fucking shit fucked me up as a kid.
Dad thought it was cartoons on that vhs
alright real talk how does this compare to TF2
also whats the backstory if there is any, are they just mercenaries
>>333092901
to be fair, when pressured to talk about it on Blizzcon, all the devs including Tigole and Metzen agreed that one of the characters is gay.
"The story isnt there yet" so they couldn't tell you who was gay, just that one of the characters was.
>>333092901
I don't think sexuality will come up at any point in whatever excuse passes for plot in that game. It's a shooter, why would it be brought up?
>>333092968
>dubs
>>333093126
>fucking shit fucked me up as a kid.
everyone on 4chan
>>333092139
IT's not a straw man. It's accurate.
>>333092968
What.
>>333093126
>>333093213
Because they said a character is gay at Blizzcon, and tumblr had a fucking aneurysm.
>>333091904
well cuck a doodle jew. My mistake, sorry.
>>333091426
have you even been reading the thread? or been on battlenet? or been on youtube?
>>333084224
>Mods deleted that robot thread
MODS CONFIRMED FOR ROBOT SUPREMACISTS, CALL /r9k/!
>>333092760
that part of the animatrix really fucked me up as a kid
>I'm real I'm real
>>333093281
He's saying that you're a dipshit for not recognizing that it's Crispin Freeman voicing Winston. Because you are.
>>333093521
Who.
>>333093164
>one character is gay
>only one
That's a pretty shitty situation to be in, really. Say Tracer is that gay person. She's the only one in the whole cast. All the other women, including fucking Zarya, are straight as a ruler.
Conclusion: Tracer will die alone.
This applies to any of them that come out as gay.
Portal girl should be the lesbo. Make people happy and doesnt piss off neckbeards because no one cares about her.
>>333093281
>>333092808
https://youtu.be/MnHB0WIBFiU?t=50
oh god look its metzen
>>333092760
The animatrix is so fucking good. Thanks for posting this, super relevant. I'm liking the sci-fi world they are setting up in Overwatch.
>>333093164
I would laugh so hard if they made it torbjorn.
Or road hog maybe?
The looks of disappointment on the faces of SJWs would actually make me buy like, all the dlc.
>edition
take your cringe back to /vg/
>>333093164
That's a fine standpoint in my opinion. There's nothing wrong with a character being gay, or hell, even transexual. It's just a character after all. What's important is how it's brought up, if it needs to be brought up at all. If there's no romance or anything in a story, we have no need to know whether a character is gay or not.
How it's presented is also important. A big error a lot of "Progressive" devs keeps making is making it so blatant and in your face that it becomes a caricature, its sexuality its major defining trait and that is just bad writing.
It'd be hilarious if Winston was the gay character.
>>333093651
If they were too retarded to understand what you said when you gave them the voice actors name (almost) just ignore them
>>333093615
tracers boyfriend is winston the gorilla
im not joking
>>333085434
>>333093787
that Image is really draggin my day down...
>>333093164
>>all the devs including Tigole and Metzen agreed that one of the characters is gay.
Literally Zarya.
>>333093615
to be fair tracer doesnt age, shifts through time, proably doesnt even need to eat,
and when shot she will reflexively rewind back in time according to the short
she will die alone no matter what, in some time fucking pocket universe when her time device thing malfunctions for good, 100 years after everyone she knows is dead and the device can no longer be repaired
being gay has nothing to do with it. She can also just lez out with normal lesbians.
>>333093495
Me too man. First time I saw animatrix was right before eating dinner as a kid. My mom made a certain kind of chicken then I still can't eat to this day because I associate it with that scene and lose my appetite. Every time.
>>333093727
10/10
wreck the slashship fags on here and dumblr.
preserved for future shitposters to enjoy
>>333093324
Fuck.
>>333093883
Tracer being gay was a hypothetical case to explain my thought. She's their flagship character in this thing, there's no way they would make her openly lesbian.
Tracer is only gay where it counts:fanart.
>>333094098
korra was gay.
Then they lost an episode's worth of funding...
>>333093997
jesus I know that feel
>that scene where the robots rip the guy out of the suit
I can still hear him screaming
>>333093651
Why doesn't Blizzard just give up on games and make movies instead?
Like they aren't even making their own movie when they would have done a much better job with the animations than whoever they hired it out to is doing.
>>333088496
I dont look forward for overwatch but I have to admit, lip sync is amazing
Are they implying humans will bang those robits?
>>333093324
while we are referencing the matrix, it totally looks like she is wearing a sentinel as a hat
>>333094160
Korra was also shit.
>>333094160
korra was straight too until they realized there might be money in pandering to tumblr
>>333094218
korra was the best
don't be mean :(
>>333094217
It's to mimic the eyes of spiders.
>>333094246
And surprise! There wasn't.
But they got back pats.
>>333094194
Don't Blizzard outsource all their movies/animations?
>>333094217
That's the joke.
>>333090719
Johnen Vasquez stuff usually has good humor, it just crashes when he gets serious
>>333094303
I like it, 7 glowing red eyes and her 2 eyes DOESNT ADD TO 8 though
>>333092760
this specific scene isnt all that relevant since none of the robots were female
>>333094246
no it was because drawing out the mako storyline didnt work, idiot. They blew their load on season 1 before they realized they'd get more.
Also mako sucked. Are you high? (They started seeding korra x asami as early as season 3)
Some people just think its hot when girls fuck. You don't need to be a tumblr moron.
>>333094274
Korra was a shallow show that just got more shallow as the seasons went on, and to top it all off they made her a fucking homo at the end just to pander for some chatter in the reviews because they had been kicked to pure digital at that point.
LoK is a shit show living off of the scraps of AtLA and tumblr.
>>333094218
nice meme
>>333094431
>she only uses one eye when using the sniper scope, which counts as the 8th red eye
get fucking good
>>333094468
Nobody said anything about Mako you fucking idiot. Korra's established sexuality shouldn't have been altered in the last thirty seconds of the show, it serves no purpose but to stir up chatter.
>Some people just think its hot when girls fuck
We call them twelve year olds.
>>333094473
go back to /co/ and make another hate thread jakass
>>333094473
Korra was fucking great. The season 2 villain was shit but the beginning of season 2 was good, the bolin subplot was good, and the first avatar story was good. ALL of season 3 was good. ALL of season 4 was good. The finales of seasons 3 and 4 were FANTASTIC. Get your food out of your mouth
>>333094160
>only came out at the very fucking tail end of the very last episode
>fans were already on board with it before it happened
>she's not actually gay, she's bisexual
>no on-screen confirmation, is only regarded as bi because the writer said so
Nick lost nothing in that gamble. The show was already over. No money lost, no ratings lost, only got praise from the SJW crowd and from guys like me that think lesbians are hot.
>>333094621
it was in season 3. If you thought it was a last minute thing you're fucking dense. Stop smoking so much weed and actually pay attention to subtext.
>>333094473
Just like Overwatch, it's only legacy is spawning waves of god-tier porn.
>>333094649
the finale was awful
fucking slow-ass dumb kaiju laser fight
ATLA had a better, more exciting fight with better choreography
>>333094635
>hate thread
so all Korra threads?
>>333094649
>but the beginning of season 2 was good
>ALL of season 4 was good. The finales of seasons 3 and 4 were FANTASTIC
Holy shit.
>>333092568
it was great until f2p update, much better than over watch will be for sure
>>333094621
>Thinking lesbian sex isn't hot
>>333094473
i thought it was fun and one of the best animated shows in the latest years
now i want HBO to pick up The avatar brand because nick fucked up with their stupid LOK advertising
How long before the ZONE parody and Tracer gives an assjob?
>>333094802
the finale fucking owned suck my dick
Actually bringing peace instead of forcing it on someone? Korra's ACTUALLY good at her job.
A giant robot is the ultimate evolution of earthbending.
>>333094924
HBO is not going to touch a show that went digital-only two seasons in with an ending that divided the fanbase. As a matter of fact, that's the precise reason why Bryke are no longer a team, and one if doing some shit startup comic.
But whatever, keep dreaming I guess.
>>333094924
>nick funds a show
>its shit
>stops funding because its shit
>its still shit
>it ends
everything is going as its supposed to be, all is well in the world
>>333094847
it terned all of avatar thread into hate threads becuse if idiots like this and you
>>333094802
