Your opinion on the new Overwatch Animation short
aside from the fact we see Tracer's booty everywhere but it's not getting censored
>>333071524
Link?
>>333071610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBUMabtslI
sure anon
>>333071524
Her VA is terrible
HOY M8 THERES A SHOOTER ON THE ROOF
![2oC7qed[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GC4ByEO.png "2oC7qed[1].png")
WHITE WOMEN ARE PROPERTY OF OMNICS
>>333071770
>When I waz a gurl... I had a fiir ov spy-durs
Jesus christ, who writes this shit?
>>333071524
what if. The sjws were actually the robots
>>333071524
>>333070471
I cringed a little and it's usually really hard for me to cringe. If there's two different sides why can widowmaker and tracer be on the same team etc.
Why are they trying to pump so much story into a well...hard to call it that, but an fps.
fixed
>>333072248
thank you now we won't get in trouble
>>333071524
Sexist, racist, bigot, hate speech,
Cis male, Check it, your White Privilege,
Victim, oppressed, slut shamed, triggered,
Upset, drunk sex, yell - Rape Culture,
All men, are pigs, catcall, wage gap,
Male gaze, mansplain, Patriarchy
Gender, fluid, neutral, poly,
LGBT, Special Snowflake,
Social, Justice, PC, womyn,
Sorry, only, black lives matter,
Nice guy, friendzone, kindness, coins in,
We're not, machines, sex won't fall out,
Still not, asking, for it, beta,
Cuckold, I need, Feminism,
Ban it, shut up, you can't, say that,
Censor, delete, I'm offended.
Problematic
Why are they making all this lore for a game that uses absolutely none of it?
>>333072248
>>333072320
The people crying about and mocking the pose removal are cancer
>>333072370
>B-BUT THEY USE THE LORE FOR COSTUMES WHAT R U TALKIN ABOUT
>>333072063
How can humanbois even compete?
>>333071770
>that ass at the end
The monk robots are pretty cool.
Other than that it's kinda cringy.
>>333072190
>>333072370
it's the remnants of the MMORPG Titan. go read up on the leaked details and you'll see it's basically set in the same setting as Overwatch. now it just exists for marketing basically, the same as all the TF2 shorts and comics.
>>333072370
Same reason they do it for TF2, except TF2 videos are usually funny.
>>333071524
As i bong i find Tracers voice unbearable.
Literally no one sounds like that
>>333072320
>her eyes being that exposed
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
>>333072650
Yeah the dialogue was cringe, I like the buddhist robots though.
any nudes of the little gril?
>>333072370
because they are launching a new franchise and not just a game
>>333072370
>>333072493
The game was originally going be an MMO
>>333072190
Do really care? I mean this game's lore is like a MOBA's lore. It'll always be full of contradictions.
>security hunts a sniper
>the target still leaves the building
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fucking awful
>>333072650
>>333072716
>I hate niggers, but I LOVE black people!
>>333072063
METALED?
at least it makes me appreciate old TF2 even more
>>333071770
what the fuck that was awesome
>There are people in this age who are still toaster fuckers
>>333072924
what?
Why didn't the robot monk go back to the building?
>>333072924
>>333072915
>Know shooter is in the MO
>VIP walks slow as fucking molasses towards evac
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lSzUMBJnc
ok time to post something that isn't completely sterile
i hate her voice
>>333073090
told myself the same thing you'd think a robot would have a clean reasonning for fuck sake
>>333072370
To have something on the air to keep people talk about the game.
reported for viral marketing
>>333073184
BUY A FUCKING CRATE KEY GOYIM
>>333072924
Black people are pretty cool, niggers are just niggers.
>>333071770
This is cliche as fuck, and not even in a fun way. Looks pretty, at least.
>>333073208
I hope that one guy makes more Overwatch sfm snuff porn. The one with Widow was pretty great.
>>333073467
Have you seen the guy who makes maya overwatch porn? It's probably the highest quality out there
>>333073208
What did she mean by this?
>>333073613
indeed
>>333073305
Blizz already said they would have crates.
>>333072320
>Forearms, hands, feet, and eyes exposed
Disgusting, stop sexualizing tracer you sicko.
>>333073184
>quick fix doing Medi-gun uber.
>rib doesn't grow back but scout tooth does
>>333073746
And people talk about contradictions in overwatch
>>333071770
wonder what the uncut version is, looks terrible and you know theyve cut out segments since the #freethebooty campaign started
>>333072248
un-redacted
>>333073840
hang yourself pathetic weeb
Why doesn't Blizzard just make a movie? These shorts are almost as good as Pixar.
>>333073746
you get one crate per level. It's free to open and you can have pretty costumes in it. Fuck you. in tf2 crates and keys costs so much already
This asscrack looks blurred.
>>333073865
Isn't it mentioned in the quick fix description that it was the first and only time it managed to give a proper uber before breaking or something?
>>333073956
The animation quality is very robotic and amateur if you go back and pay attention to it.
Would have preferred a video that was just that robot giving his speech.
Also, Tracer is bad at her job.
>>333071770
>firing at each other
>but still only punch and choke security guards
I can already see which type of fanbase they're going for.They should make movies instead. Just make someone else write it.
>>333073956
>no characterization
>generic cliche setup of character followed by stale action scene
>forced emotional moments (NOOOOOOOOOO)
>cringey writing
with enough money anyone can produce a movie like this
>>333072320
can still see skin people are going to complain to blizzard
>>333073613
I have, it's astounding.
>>333074087
Nigga she pretty clearly shoots a guard at 3:25
>>333071770
Jesus fuck Blizzard, just make an Overwatch movie instead of that horrible Warcraft movie.
>>333072426
sorry we dont all like fat sluts or faggots like yourself
>>333074074
>amateur
>anything thats not THE best is amateur
suuure
>>333072063thats hot as fuck
>>333072320
Why does /v/ act like problematic is not a legitimate word to use but degenerate is?
>>333073956
this shorts, while pretty looking, have awful dialogue and are very predictable. You know what it reminds me of?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8HYs90WXms
Tracer's voice really annoys me
>>333074074
So... Dreamworks?
>trying to go the TF2 shorts route when you're shit
gg blizzard.
>>333071524
It was ass
>>333074261
lol wut? you're a pathetic wizard weeb.
go beat your dick to loli degenerate
>>333074393
this, at least valve tried to have some good writing and funny characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4N5OhcY9s
>>333074082
If there's anything Blizzard did right with Overwatch it's Zenyatta and Bastion.
10/10 design, 10/10 gameplay.
>>333072924
fuck off /pol/ retards you are like rats
>>333071770
>robosexuals
>blizzard took a futurama joke seriously
>>333074082
What would Zenyatta say to Tracer for fucking up so bad and getting the Terkhartha Mondatta killed?
>>333074087
gotta save the actual murder for the video game, which actually has blood spurts and stuff
there's such a weird tonal dissonance with the whole "this is a cartoon for kids" and also "this is a video game where people get fucking shot to death"
at least tf2 devs went ham with that dissonance and made it one of the core themes. here it just seems negligent
>>333073613
Post it pls
>>333074528
teanigger
>>333074431
>>333074221
Whew, you're right. I wasn't paying attention.
>>333074476
You can't get rid of the /pol/ cockroaches
>>333074082
Thought it was Zenyatta, but only realized it wasn't when I noticed his eyes(??) were in a diamond instead of a square.
Why is the Tracer SFM model so bad when the DVA and Mercy and the rest are perfectly fine?
>>333074510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy-UKF1xpf4
oh god kek
>>333074472
>generic robots
>>333074472
My robro.
>>333073208
>>333073467
>>333073640
name? ellowas and leeter are the only ones i know of
the only good thing about overwatch is the porn.
>That fucking delivery
Post YFW "Nooooooooooooo"
>>333074476
let me reach into my bag of /pol/ counterarguments
shut up degenerate
>>333074648
Dva and Widow models were apparently ripped by someone who knew what he was doing
>>333074638
T*rkroach spotted
>>333071770
>aurevoiur, cheri
HNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>333074747
>being a degenerate
widowmaker is a badassemphasis on ass
Tracer is a qt. More ass pls Blizzard and I will buy
>>333074082
>Also, Tracer is bad at her job.
favorite part of the video was the intentional bullet position, and i dont think tracer realised she was the only thing blocking the bullet
>>333074805
What's a Trk?
WIDOWMAKER IS SO COOL
I WANT TO PLAY WIDOWMAKER
>>333074645
I'm pretty sure it's this guy mentioned in Zenyatta's bio.
>Recognizing the spiritual equality they held with humans, the monks, led by the enigmatic robot known as Tekhartha Mondatta, sought to heal the wounds caused by the Omnic Crisis a generation earlier and bring humans and robots back into societal harmony.
I was expecting Zenyatta to suddenly show up at the end to save the guy.
>>333074740
PestilenceSFM.
http://blog.pestilencesfm.com/
>>333074837
she's an ASSASSin dipshit.
>>333074753
>>333072063
Entire human male race KEKED by robots.
>>333074814
>has bad english accent
>also has a bad french accent.
dafuck evenspy also had a bad french accent
>>333074753
>make the only clearly evil woman purple so that no real life women would feel attacked
>meanwhile there isn't a single white male that has any positive traits
>>333073327
Nigger is a derogatory term for all black people, you fucking retard.
>>333074698
>generic
show me religious robots in any other videogame. here's a hint:you can't
>>333074775
You forgot to call him a berncuck shill and then go on a 6 paragraph rant on why Donald Trump is literally the reincarnation of Jesus
>>333074832
>being problematic
>>333073956
http://www.warcraftmovie.com/
>>333074753
>>333074945
KEKED*
>>333074510
>joke
nigga if a woman or a man had the option of just buying a custom made partner they would take it
you telling me you wouldnt buy a fuckbot that was the woman of your dreams?
>>333074945
entire white male population c ucked*
>>333074905
Well, seeing as I thought it was Zenyatta up until he was shot, I expected him to throw some orbs and deflect the bullet or some shit and save Tracer's life.
I need to pay attention more
>>333071770
>Oh no! They shot the robot and now he's dead forever!
Can't they just replace his head or something? He's a robot.
>security escorts the robot out in the open
>not going through the building to a car out back
>not sending out another car with no passengers to trick pursuers
Shit security
>>333074753
>>333075049
Leaveand never return
>>333071770
>expecting comments to be about this """"controversy""""
>not disappointed
muh butt that didnt actually get removed
>mfw I am super hyped for the game even though its ran by SJWs and the netcode is garbage
>>333074992
McCree's a good guy and he's pretty cool
>>333075016
Blizzard didn't even make that as all they do was approve of what was allowed or not.
>>333074971
Spy speaks like an American mocking a French person, which was the point. All the TF2 mercs were suppose to be racial caricatures.
>literally entire backstory is that she kills people and is emotionless, simple enough
>can't even keep that consistent
BRAVO BLIZZ
>>333075012
>problematic
nigga i hate /pol/ but dont even joke about that shit or you full fill their paranoia about sjw
>>333071770
problematic
>>333075000
Nice trips, but let Chris Rock lay the truth on you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
>>333074753
>>333075113
No, because then he'd be a different robot.
>>333074882
No shit, you fucking retard.
>>333074992
>Reinhardt
>McCree
>Torbjorn
It looked nice, the action was cool I guess, but everything comes off so one dimensional. Like tracer is "I'M SUPER GOOD GUY LUV" and the other bitch is all "I AM LE BAD SPIDUR OMELETTE DU FROMAGE MUAHAHA".
There's no characterization or motivation or anything. I mean, I know there really can't be because it's just a short little CG action video, but it just seems really childish.
>>333074552
This is the guy with the high quality maya models
http://ellowas.tumblr.com/
>>333075113
that would cheapen the drama
>>333075193
If you can use "Degenerate" I can use "problematic". It's literally the exact same fucking shit and I'm not playing into your shitty double standard.
>>333074753
https://youtu.be/hHO984ysBJQ?t=11m59s
>11m59
>>333075290
>Pandas
Fuck off.
>>333072426
I'm don't really care about it but anyone would be mad SJWs are getting in the way of games for no reason again, and since you're acting all high and mighty I might know a place for you.
>>>www.tumblr.com
>>333075170
Her entire backstory is that she was part of Overwatch until Talon kidnapped her and turned her into a sleeper agent who killed her husband.
don't be retarded
>>333074992
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, YOU ARE A WHITE MALE
>>333075113
Trying to replace the guy who's whole message is that robots are people too seems to defeat the point.
Do British girls really talk like Tracer? It's the sexiest accent I've ever hear in my life.
>>333075282
They're super heroes so yeah no fucking shit genius.
>>333074648
the stock widow on the sfm workshop is actually trash. The modelmaker removed the jigglebones from her butt because hes an sjw cuck. dva was done by someone who knew what they were doing. Dont know about the stock tracer on the workshop, but the nude one by mets, aswell as his mercy, kinda suck but they have naked bodygroups so we have to live with it.
>>333075193
problematic
>>333074510
If a robot were fully sentient, I see no reason to avoid it as a prospective partner. If I fell in love with one and they with myself, you can bet I'd fight for my right to celebrate that love.
>this could have been a fuck awesome super hero MMO
>>333075419
Depends where she's from and what class she is.
>>333075115
This. They clearly had guards on the roof expecting or at least preparing for a rooftop assassination attempt. What was the plan if the guards had been evenly matched against multiple assailants? Still just walk to the car in the middle of the crowd like a dongus?
>>333072063
This is how humanity dies off.
>>333074914
oh that nigga is crazy thanks for the source buddy
>>333075360
scroll down for the overwatch animations
>>333075282
>I know there really can't be because it's just a short little CG action video
See: TF2 shorts, Pixar Shorts.
Fucking Gearlovers.
THE OMNI-CRISIS WAS AN INSIDE JOB
OVERWATCH GO HOME
>>333075290
>furshit
Kill yaself cuck
>>333074753
All that money spent on making this and they couldn't find a better way to deliver that?
Holy fuck. Blizzard dropped the ball.
>>333071770
>EDGE: THE CHARACTER
Jesus Christ, why the fuck does anyone even care about this game? It's a fucking Blizzard title.
>>333075381
Her bio doesn't actually say that she was part of Overwatch, just that her husband was.
They seem to want to be doing the "Meet the X" shorts so much.
They can't beat Valve's direction though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NZDwZbyDus
>>333075282
What more do you want you spastic? Do you want them to sit down and have a chat about the moral dilemma behind Widowmaker's profession. Jesus, Not everything has to be shades of fucking grey. Nothing wrong with good vs. evil once in a while.
>>333075515
Enjoy.
>>333072063
her over the top reaction was so cringe it was hilarious
>>333072063
how can white bois even compete?
>>333074992
are you aware that french women are white
>>333075454
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34118482
PATRIARCHYYYYYYYY!
>>333075487
>Wanting another literally dead on arrival MMO
>By fucking Blizzard
Jesus no.
At least an FPS has a slight chance for survival.
>>333071770
It's nice to see a blizzard animation where they don't all look like roided out monsters
WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE FEMALE ROBOTS BLIZZARD?
>>333072063
>literal toaster gets a gf before me
>>333071770
>robot gets assassinated
>actually fucking mattering
Are you saying the highly important public figure hasn't backed himself up on to something?
![1459685255580[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m1EJFQh.jpg "1459685255580[1].jpg")
>he's watching Overshill videos instead of being in queue for a Dota 2 match RIGHT NOW
/v/ fucks up again.
>>333074052
Typical valvedrone, no proof just "pls don't bully valve"
>>333075419
No, most of them sound like complete working class slags.
Source: Britbong.
>>333074992
>76
>Reinhardt
>McCree
>Torbjorn
You what?
>>333074510
Funnily enough the word 'mansplain' is also a Futurama joke feminists took seriously
>>333075774
>DOTA
I am not human garbage
>>333075774
>playing dota 2
>>333075714
>robots
>gender
Gender politics for humans are stupid as fuck but robots should just be "its"
>>333071770
>LGBT garbage
Well guess I won't be buying.
>>333075671
>french women are white
>>333075774
I'm waiting for the new patch to drop.
>>333075406
People get transplanted new hearts, this guy should be transplanted a new head.
>>333075769
Well, we don't know much about Omnics yet, but if the assassination of him was important, then that clearly implies that they cannot back themselves up.
>>333075835
>terrorist
>paladin
>cownboy
>literal dwarf
Meanwhile the bunch of female characters are all brilliant scientists, athletes and beautiful happy go lucky characters.
What I want to say: Overwatch is pretty probelmatic seeing it has a lot of good rolemodels for girls, but boys have none.
>>333075774
>Blizzard thread
>someone begging other people to play Dota
>/fgg/
>someone begging other people to play Dota
>/ck/
>someone begging other people to play Dota
>the most obscure, niche forum you could think of
>someone begging other people to play Dota
the only fanbase more cancerous than blizzshits. go back to russia.
>>333075362
>SJWs are getting in the way of games for no reason again
>this is what /v/ actually believes
sjws don't give a shit about a man child hobby and are actually changing laws in the real world that matter, you should care more about that
you can only cry sjw boogeyman and nothing more admit it
>>333072063
>robots clearly represent blacks, Monk dude is clearly MLK
>robot is dating girl, clearly showing us that blizzard believes black men are dominant over whites
More degenerate shit from blizzard
>>333074971
Spy's accent was a mixture of bad french, spanish and german accents.
>>333075690
The last MMO made by Blizzard wasn't what I'd call dead on arrival.
>>333074753
>>333076024
That is some weak ass fucking sci fi right there.
fuck valve but they know at least how to make likeable one dimensional characters
>>333071770
Not too bad really.
>>333076034
Winston is a brilliant scientist.
>>333075774
>assfaggots
Killeth thineself mine negro
>>333076054
>are actually changing laws in the real world that matter
So.... everywhere except in third-world countries?
>>333075487
>mmo
>awesome
of the many hundreds I have seen, there is not a single mmo that doesn't fall flat on its face in its massive multiplayer delivery, lame genre
>>333076016
If his robo-brain was in the head, that wouldn't work. He'd just be a completely different robot using this revered monk's corpse as a body.
Why is this video so VIOLENT?
And why is the FOREIGNER sounding character the BAD guy?
Of COURSE the white character is the hero. Of COURSE the security is lead by a white guy.
Fuck this company. Fuck this world. Fuck you Trump.
>>333076075
of course. Are you the voice actor?
>>333076054
>Still believing magical twitter ninjas have fucking power over the world
>>333072694
>everything in video games needs to be as realistic as possible
Please go back to watching football and American Idol, casual consumers like you ruined gaming
>>333075898
>implying machines can't choose any gender they want
And I'll thank you for stopping your condescending use of the "it" word when talking about a being with thoughts and feelings, shitlord
>>333073956
Because they can't write a story to save their lives?
>>333076093
That's because it was golden upon release in a world where MMOs were garbage.
This thing wouldn't survive past the first month because nobody fucking cares about MMOs anymore..
>>333075774
>ASSFAGGOT
>thinking he's accepted around here
>WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
>*Evil laugh intensifies*
BRAVO METZEN
>>333074510
>futurama invented robot love/sex
STUPID fucking futurama fans.
>>333072190
>MOBA
>clearly defined "sides"
Pick one. This game is like an FPS/MOBA fusion. I bet you get pissed at games like World of Tanks because Brit and American tanks fight right alongside German and Japanese tanks.
>>333076318
How do we stop him?
Why the fuck do they put this amount of money into making this and not a single dime on y'know PROPER WRITING
>>333076178
Talking about white people here, not blacks. Both Winston and Lucio are pretty good rolemodels for PoC, all things considered.
>>333076054
Mother of god I was right, you ARE a disgusting filthy sjw, wait this is the first time I'm talking to one of you so lemme ask you a few questions, how fast do you get triggered? Am I triggering you right now? How does it feel when a man talks to you? Do you want to scream or perhaps kill him?
>>333076221
>implying he'd be stupid enough not to make a back-up of his brain for this exact purpose
![sc2527%20(6)-620x[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ue1Stxu.jpg "sc2527%20(6)-620x[1].jpg")
>Zenyatta
>Mondatta
>>333076267
>A free (You)
much obliged, partner
>>333075170
I think the spin they're trying to put on her is people assume she, like the aforementioned spider in her silly story, are misunderstood because people mostly see them before or after a kill.
However you look at it though it's trite.
>>333076247
what does a fucking decent voice actor have to do with realism?
tracer sounds like some shitty try hard am i cute yet anime dubber.
>>333071770
>murders some degenerate Robo+human
Okay I like the Assassin girl now.
>>333072426
I can see censorship is a very serious thing for you
>>333071770
even the yt commenters get the irony about the whole butt thing
damn blizzard
>>333071770
meh
>>333076024
I figure we just need to learn more about the universe, but I find it difficult to believe humanity has created completely sentient robots but hasn't found a way to securely back up data.
>>333071524
>>333071770
>robot get shot in the head
>has no backup of his memories
>Tracer has a terrible voice
No.
At least Widowmaker's ass was fat.
Tracer is so goddamn cute. Blizzard is too good at making waifus to listen to Tumblr landwhales
>>333076054
This is probably bait.
>sjws don't give a shit about a man child hobby
Explain what they've been doing for the past two years besides giving too much of a shit about a man-child hobby.
>actually changing laws in the real world that matter
Aaaand confirmed bait.
>>333076396
Nice shitpost anon, you sure showed him with your fallacy
>>333071770
Is it just me, or does Widowmaker feel like she was literally designed to be fetish fuel for a corruption doujin?
>>333074753
>just the "nooooo"
all of the voice acting was cringe worthy.
Do not-old English people even use "love"her accent is fucking atrociousin that context anymore? I hope not. It's retarded
>>333076382
why would you want to stop him
he's probably one of the best writers out there
he gives no shits about anything
>>333076448
>now
>>333076404
>>333073183
Is it bad that I've fapped to this before? The girl is really cute.
>>333076523
>him
I got rock hard when they embraced each other.
>>333076390
Oh sorry I only noticed the male part, not white.
Reinhardt's a man of honor I guess, and McCree is a redemptive figure.
>>333076565
>>333074045
that's probably just youtube artifacting
>>333076495
Maybe hes refuses to back himself up on principle, sort of like how Gandhi let his wife die because he refused to let her have western medicine
>>333076404
>Shining Diamond
>>333071770
This shit looks so fucking gay
it's appealing to cucks and nu-males
>>333075736
>you'll never be cucked by a cyborg toaster
>>333076034
>suddenly vigilantes are bad even though that's literally been the go-to male rolemodel in the entire history of comic books
>paladins with all of the hope and justice and without the /tg/ racism memes are bad?
>clint eastwood is bad?
>dwarves haven't been the shit since gimli on the big screen?
This is a ruse, right? These are all things guys have exalted for ages. And these are just the white guys.
>>333076382
Can't stop Corruptrain baby
