Smash 4 /v/eekend (AKA /v/kend)
Cozy Sunday edition.
ID: 3526-6020-5954-35
Pass: rage
brb bros
Joining
I'll draw porn for you guys
I'm practicing my Bayo. AND I'm incredibly tired. pls no bully
>>333068203
Please don't spam that combo that everyone does
Bump, joining in a few.
OP here, sorry I was testing my internet. Will be with you guys in short.
You liked that dunk didn't ya Bayo
Post your experiences so the thread does not die guys
>>333070061
can't I just bump every so often instead?
>>333070340
Yes
>page 8
cmon fags
>no items
DELETE THIS THREAD NOW OR I'LL ADD ANOTHER ANIME SWOARDSMAN
>>333071134
I want Lyn, or that guy from that Famicom game that nobody's heard of but has an assist trophy anyway.
I'll risk triggering Aaron and say that match at Town & City had awful stuttering.
>>333072004
I won't complain until the next time I get matched with you.
Bump to join
>>333072571
What a true combo.
Comin in
>>333072939
>non omega midgar
why
the only good hazard is the one that tears the stage in two
gg anyway
the only good hazard is the one that tears the stage in two
>Accidentall back out of tourney menu
>stuck on loading screen for 2 whole minutes
what in gods name..
Hopping on, nobody join a match until I arrive
Playing gamer with no music is an eerie experience.
Ganon killing everyone
Including himself
Luigi here. how the FUCK did I not get killed by that focus attack?
My damn Fsmash turned into a tilt
Reminder not to pick any stage that has greater horizontal distance than vertical against B-llager
Dude, what the hell?
Odd.God has clearly more game behavior than I do
Well fuck this I'm going to go play Hyper Light Drifter if only 10 people are even playing today
>>333076683
sunday tournies are always quieter. give it a few ours.
>>333076721
ey, come if you like
CONSENSUS: Team tourney?
We lack players.
>>333077241
not enough players for team, best to wait until we get 20-30 players.
ID: 1045-3994-5336-75
Pass: rage
Format: FFA
>>333077468
joinan
Watch out. Alex is lag.
Kek, Trey you're so lame
>less players
>stage picks are somehow worse
>>333078497
Neither of them were in the same match you falseflagger
>>333078497
Huh?? What did I do this time?
>>333078497
H
U
H
?
>>333078947
He was with kek and tried to insult you on the way there. Pay him no mind.
Oh fuck I thought I was fox and was back on stage. fucking same colour. gg
>>333078870
I wasn't talking about Kek, I was kekking mate
>>333078947
>>333079259
You baited a taunt so you'd get a free hit mate, you know what you did Haha. It's all good though, stay fun Trey
>>333079616
This fucking bowser
>two warios
>one wario can actually steal the other's bike
Reminder that yesterday woomy posted a picture of herself and only 4chanX users got to see it.Seriously guys i need to satisfy my curiosity, damn picture didn't get archived
>>333080414
unless you like butch man knees you didn't miss much.
stop circlejerking or fuck off to /vg/
>Spam bike
>win
>>333080414
>Namefag circle jerking
>>>/vg/
>>333080414
It was tiny lmao
>>333080976
What was? Her dick?
The match can only handle one UKbro guys
>>333081856
Send help.
>Stage transition fucks kirby up
><was going to run down to corner shop and buy some snacks after that match
>match lasts so long that I don't realize it shut 1 minute after the match ends
FUCK YOU DRAGONUUUUUUUUUUS
>>333081071
pic resolution, she made it for ants
I still can't believe a 1-2% jab can send y u into witch time that long.
>>333083402
You don't know how Witch Time works, right?
>>333083504
Yes, but even at full use it shouldn't leave you open that long, a walk up up tilt, wait and then fully charged up smash. for anything under an uncharged smash attack.
>dat throw into f-smash kill on Omega
>>333082868
>It's a two guys start lagging and the loudmouth pins it on the other episode
It's as much my fault as it is yours, Aaron.
Cloudfag here. I had an earlier shift today, so that means I get to play /v/kend with you guys longer than usual.
Isn't that great?
>poyo pop
>>333084307
No.
>>333084307
Not at all, fuck you.
>>333084307
Don't worry Cloudfag, I like you
>>333084768
>>333084919
I like you too Cloudfag, even if you always lose to me.
>>333085458
thankssatan.gif
>>333084307
I had fun with you yesterday Cloudfag with the dittos, lets have more today <3
JOHNNY
FUCKING
KIM
>>333086047
Ditto. <3
>>333071134
Can we say that axes are swords so Hector can get in?
You gotta watch which Pokemon is in the background Omega. Otherwise, you might get caught in a swords dance!
Cloud
>>333087271
cool
>>333087103
>three Clouds try to kill a small girl
muh shield
>>333084259
My only laggy matches were with you niggaI had to walk down to my local supermarket to get my favorite cookies because of that super long match, this is all your fault.
DRAGONUS, FROM THIS POINT FORWARD YOU ARE MY ENEMY.
C L O U D B O I S
Fucking christ how does this game's ledgegame work
do you or do you not get i-frames when getting back up?
>>333088121
Only the first time when you grab the ledge, until you get back on the stage you'll be vulnerable after that.
>>333087772
Huh. I recall having pretty smooth matches with other two Bayos on the first tourney.Post brand of cookies.
I start lagging when my nephews arrive, which happened on our last match on BF. Prior to those I had no issues.
Top tiers can't save you now, Omega.
>>333088121
The more damage you have, the less invincibility you get on the ledge
The more air time you have before you grab a ledge grants you more invincibility
There's a frame or two where you can be hit grabbing the ledge or rolling from it, I believe
Joining this comfy small sized smash veekend. Probably gonna quit in an hour or when it becomes bigger. These things get some much more cancerous when they grow.
>>333088541
Only the bestfaggot
>>333089347
its all downhill once the namefags and the players with "female" miis arrive.
NEW TOURNEY WHEN
I need to show you fools the power of the Third Reich
>>333089347
Too bad we can't do Teams when there's a low amount of people though.
KEK
Nice try jigglypuff
>>333089760
I totally meant to do that
>>333089826The funny thing is I expected to get hit by that
That spike from me was lucky. Gg Manlet.
>Play two matches
>literally die twice because the game lags when in off stage
Whew boy, I remembered why I stopped these.
New tourney, will start in 5 minutes.
Tourney ID: 5310 - 3019 - 7912 - 86
Password: rage
It's teams, baby
New touney when?
>>333090150
Hey Ayres, how ya doing?
>>333090150
Refer to this, for those so uninformed.
I think everybody should play as Ness.
>>333089906
Hilarious
>>333090257
Nobody gave you permission to talk to Ayres.
>>333090257
I'm just makin' a new tourney since no one else did, for now. I'm leaving for a date in...about an hour so I will NOT be making the next one. Someone's gonna have to do it themselves.
But good! It's warm as fuck here in Nebraska right now.
>>333090484
I'll make it in your honor, have fun with your date
>>333090473
I'm not so bad a guy! I won't bite...unless you like it that way ~
And you're a pretty girl. Not into dudes, sorry. :(
>>333090484
If I'm still here I'll step up to the plate
>>333090615
Make sure it's scathing and full of insults. I like dirty talk.
>>333090484
>blowing off smash bros for pussy
F A G G O T
It's teams, Aaron.
>>333090150
>It's teams, baby
>>333090290
>Refer to this
>why the fuck are these faggots teaming on me god damn
>why did he kill himself
>get back to lobby
>oh its teams
every time we switch to teams or back to ffa I do this.
Holy shit I forgot it was a team tourney, I'm sorry everyone at the punch out stage
I want Faiz to get offline.
>Drop down right onto that falcon punch
FLAWLESS EXECUTION
Also it's teams William, you twit.
>>333091304
>try to save teammate
>end up sending him farther from the stage
S-sorry Mac.
>>333091304
It happens
>>333091361
I'm sorry, it won't happen again
SCORE ONE FOR TEAM TIME DICKERY
>>333091351
Sorry man
>>333091181
She's cooking. She's probably the best cook I know. I'm literally going for the food, I doubt sex is on the table; we're friends. Sex happened a long time ago.
But seriously, the food is worth blowin' you guys off for about 2 hours. You're all bachelors, you know homemade food is better than frozen pizza.
Thanks for the extra 1 minute wait time Philip>_>. I'm going to reset my net COLDRAMEN
GG Cloudbro, our teamwork needs a little building.
FIGHT ME
>>333091991BORB
Well it looks like I was the dumb ass who didn't know what team I was on.
My bad Falcon.
>>333091831
Hey man, I hear ya
Go get some good eats
>>333092169
:^(
SCORE TWO FOR TEAM TIME DICKERY
>>333091442
I was fucked anyways, I appreciate the gesture.
>That witch time
Conor leaving me in a 2v1 everytiem
: ) thank
Trey is in full "I literally give zero fucks" mode right now.
>>333092410
If I were better at Monado boy stuff I'd be more valuable as a teammate.
Sorry Leatherman
>>333092536
Remember to make it a 3v1 against him and reporting him after matches.
Okay, sorry FaN. The first time I stomped you midair was because I was irritated you weren't teaming. Then I thought maybe I misremembered, so I waited back.
The second time was accidental, though. I'm aggressive; I like GETTIN' IN THERE.
Good shit Aaron
>Tfw Cloud has everything Ike needs
Bruh how dare you steal my glorious strawhat puff
>angered
Sorry Phil, I went after only you because I forgot who my teammate was
Good shit FemRobin,
-Falco
Cant deal with this lag
sorry Pit
>Try to protect Jiggly
>End up murdering her with a brutal suplex
s-sorry
>>333092865
its alright
lol Phil
>I literally can not stop spamming counter
>>333092967
No biggies. Lag fucked me over and it made me look like I was going after you.
>>333093619
Apparently I've forgotten how to play teams.
>>333093635
Atleast I won a 2v1
FUCK YOU WII FIT TRAINER
awww i wanted us to 1v1 cloud
oh well, nice work
The reason why I hate playing For Glory Teams is because I almost always get a shitty partner.
And things don't seem to be any different here.
>>333094062
Maybe it's not your partner who's shitty then :^)
>All these jiggs/villagers
was nice while it lasted gents, see you next week.
Alright I'm playing Villager, Jesus.
>>333094062
For Glory Teams is especially bad because you only have a flat stage and there's no friendly fire. So you can just spam projectiles with no worry among other shit.
>>333094029
>i wanted us to 1v1 cloud
No you didn't.
Trust me.
>>333094062
t. The actual shitty teammate
>>333094204
No, it is. It's Spodo.
>dat bayo/greninja save
Good job, thanks man.
CAL, it's Teams hour, TEAMS.
>>333094373
Spodo's a fine teammate. We've won many a team battles together.
>>333094643
Wasn't even sure if it would work. Pretty sweet though.
>>333094754
>It's works fine on my end lol
I'm going to get off for now, I think my internet is shit right now
>>333094981
I think YOU'RE shit right now.
>>333094931
It doesn't work on your end because you're a shitty teammate and a shitty player overall.
Good job, Trey.
-Ike
>self destruct to do a thing
>teammate gets 2v1'd
Why couldn't you just ffa
>>333095436
Nope. It's just Spodo.
>>333095771
The accused here, who were you? I'll try to be less shit.
>>333095736
why couldn't you have just not SD'd faget
>>333095859
Trey, and don't bother. You'll always be shit.
I did it for you Cloudfag <3
>>333096015
gg Williambro
Sorry Falcon. I got fucked pretty hard at the beginning of that match.
nice dunk trey
>>333095994
Oh, cool.
Aww man I wanted to fight you
What was up with that match? Ike you were on my team.
>>333095975
>Had to do something
Was either SD or just stand there
Sorry I accidentally hit you so much Leatherface.
>>333089408
You got trickedfool.
I am Mexican, I have none of your brands here, so it is irrelevant.
>>333096439
No you didn't, friend.
Trust me.
Nice 1v1, ColdRamen
Your Zelda is really good
>>333096835
Thanks. That ain't a bad Robin you got there yourself.
Sorry other Doc, I couldnt hang
>partner hits me with attack at 90%
>die
>partner hits with the exact same attack at 130%
>they live
ok
Well that was a slaughter.
Goddamn, nice Lucina, Jarret.
-Ike
>>333097436
D I
I I
>>333097436
hits opponent*
nice jiggs
Didn't realize that I'd actually drop through that platform, Faiz.
Whoops
that fox tried so hard, just to SD
>>333098272
HE TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAAAAAAAAAR
>>333098389
BUT IN THE END
ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT
Fucking A this input lag is suffering.
the ol kill your teammate to get bodied combo
>>333098915
I'm sorry, Link.
damn that was a close match
VICTORY
IS MY DESTINY
If an attack doesn't work the 1st, 2nd or even 13th time, then maybe that's a sign that you should try something differentAmiibutt.
That was a great match. I realized that you had a bomb to save me too late and couldn't drift back to it Woomy, you know your teamsplay quite well.
; o; sorry leatherman thought falcon was my teammate for the first half of the match
cloud...
>twink swordsmen cant deal with 2 samus'
delicious
>>333099409
Don't say it.
Just...don't say anything.
>>333099276
its alright.
>Three Samuses
>On Pyrosphere
>mfw only swordsman at the feathery pubes convention
I tried BIRI
I WAS SWINDLED
>>333099964
Is she getting more popular now that she got her first ever buff?
I rarely saw another samus on veekends before
>69 points
ggs guys im gonna go watch pound
Trey, what the fuck, man? Your Corrin is supposed to be invincible.
>>333100608
Yeah, people are more willing to use Samus since the buff.
She's pretty solid and has good combo game now
Dat robin gg mang
is there an FFA tourney going on rn?
>>333101336
No, this is dead, everyone is watching Melee.
>>333101321
Thanks, that was a great match
Also sorry woomy, I've ended your last stock with FF twice now
Pauliwrath, I'm not sure what that match was but I think that I'm legally your brother-in-law or some shit now.
Okay well I guess I could try the dubs tourney, where's the info
5742-8051-8668-84
rage
Yo is someone makin new?
>>333102098
This is the worst, most half-assed, pathetic fucking attempt of a tourney ever.
>>333102098
Whats FFA Free For All?
>>333102246
...yes
>>333102246
fecal fragrance association
>registered participants: 1
I taunted twice in case you guys missed the first one after that flying slam that hit all you guys :^)
- Bowser
>going from playing a local match to playing that fucking FFA
Jesus christ the lag
how do you guys deal with this
Not bad little mac not bad at all
>>333104249
Most of the time its fine
>>333104249
>>333104249
We got used to it. Local matches now feel extremely fast
>SD on purpose because of shitty lag match
>no one else does it
Although literally, Yoshi's Island is the worst stage in this game.
Should we start changing the tourney's length from 2 hours to like, 1 hour and a half, or 1 hour and 20 minutes?
what tourney are we in?
Well those were some fun slideshows senpai
Imma go back to 1v1s
(~'v')~ ~( 'v' )~ ~('v'~)
Is this shit dead?
Don't pick the stage if you won't fucking play it correctly
>>333106627
Fuck you. Temple shouldn't be played at all. It sucks.
Hey player 7
Just cos you lost, dont go back to your fuckin HD porn downloads
>>333106567
Yeah, maybe it'll pick up after Pound ends.
I'm honestly baffled how you guys play online, the lag is absolutely insane
Bro, what the fuck was that Puff
woomy is there something ya wanna tell me?
