GORDON DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR ALL THIS, HE'S A HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuXWNQ-yrBo
WITH MY BRAINS AND YOUR BRAWN, WE'LL MAKE AN EXCELLENT TEAM!
I PREDICTED ALL OF THIS, YOU KNOW. ALL OF IT!
We've boosted the Anti-Mass Spectrometer to 105 percent. Bit of a gamble, but we need the extra resolution.
*purr*
G-man was only trying to help
>>333064168
>he was a gud boi
>he didn't do nuffin
Fuck off.
http://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/File:C3a2_sci_straws.ogg?embedplayer=yes
I apologize, Mr. Freeman, but I couldn't risk opening that door until I was sure you'd scoured the area. This is the last entrance to the Lambda Complex—every other has been sealed off to contain the invasion. When we realized that you might actually make it here, we drew straws to see who should stay behind to let you through. Obviously, I drew the short one. My colleagues are waiting at the tip of the Lambda reactor...waiting for you, I mean. The reactor is shut down right now, but you can activate it on your way up. You'll have to flood the core anyway to get into the teleportation labs. You're not authorized to know about those...but I can see you already know a great deal more than any one man is supposed to.
THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU GORDON...
IN THE TESSST CHAMBERRRRRRRRRRRR
Why do we all have to wear these RIDICULOUS ties?
THE MASSLESS FIELD FLUX SHOULD SELF LIMIT
OH! Excuse if I'm interrupting "TEA TIME", I'll just step out until you've finished if that's more convenient.
>>333064951
>>333064974
What's the field flux they're talking about? Magnetism? Electrical charge?
>>333065148
Fuck Magnusson he's a shit
>>333065258
He's great.
>>333065258
At least he's taking the possible extinction of the human race seriously
I'm fairly sure I've pinned down the location of the Project. It's hard to say how much of it might have survived intact, or whether there's anything remaining that could compromise our work... if it were discovered by the Combine. We'll need to take a close look at it, of course, but I should be able to give a better opinion within a few hours. If the site is where we think it is, then it should be no more than... I'm going to cut this short. We may have been spotted.
SQUAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fhu72Ygghg
>>333065471
>tfw episode 3 never
>civilians all forced to wear plain clothes uniforms
>kleiner wears a scientist labcoat
>eli wears a jacket and vest with khakis
>mossman wears a tighter sweater and jeans
>alyx wears really tight jeans, jacket, black mesa hoodie and purple panties
>>333065258
You're a shit, anon.
>>333065159
Dont know, dr kleiner says it in Half life 2 when they teleport gordon for the first time
it's always surprising to my how much technobabble HL2 has.
Who the the fuck is going to know what the Innsbruck Experiment and Calabi-Yau model are
>>333065767
That's because they're in the resistance, stupid.
>>333066487
more like they're important NPCs
>>333065767
>want to wear nice clothes
>join the resistance
>fuck zombies, vortigaunts and hearcrabs all day
>>333066803
Dohoho
Then again, they already knew about resistance and hiding in plain sight wouldn't have sufficed them.
HEADCRAAABS
THEY'RE SHELLING US!
Let me get out of your way, Doctor Freeman!
GOT A PRESENT FOR YAH. THAT WAS LEFT HANDED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb7aXL4WV8A
>>333067845
>no "I've got the best comeback of all. A SPAS-12."
>nothing about the ninjas
>>333065767
She has purple panties?
>>333068198
If I remember correctly, you can see part of her underwear in games.
>>333065471
>tfw we'll never get awesome snow levels
>tfw we'll never get those sweet new fluid mechanics that valve started working on in portal2
>tfw we'll never get to avenge alyx's daddear god i cant even remember his nameby squishing those advisor grub thingies
>tfw we'll never find out just what the fuck was up with g-man and the vortigaunts
>tfw we'll never travel to combine homeworld and get our minds fucked by the sheer geometry and architecture alone
>tfw we'll never usurp g-man's intergalactic hitman agency and start tearing shit up with shephard
>>333068142
This was before the LONG hiatus from machinima. By the way, are they still a thing?
>a highly trained professional doesn't want all the information available to him
>>333068346
>07
Please gaben you need to wake up. Enough with the hats and skins, shave off that beard and become the gaben we once loved again.
>>333068332
I guess I'm a faggot then because I never noticed.
>>333068392
Yes.
>>333068392
The SPAS-12 comment and the ninjas are from before the Machinima thing, too. Hell, the episode where he says it is the last one we had before the hiatus ended.
I just realized
"G"ordon-free"MAN"
Holy shit
>>333068732
We could make a new one.
Post your favorite quotes
>>333068853
but is Gman officially called Gman in HL?
>>333068853
could mozart still be alive?
>>333068853
Oredon free
Oregon free
Oregon trail being freed by the freemen? Indian uprising? What does it mean.
>>333065258
You blew up the last meal he had a chance to eat before all hell broke loose
>>333068974
Just in the game files
>>333069069
wait, Kronos was thr god of time in greek mythology...
>>333066803
The normal resistance members don't wear plain denim jumpsuits eitehr
>>333068346
Stop. Enough with the soul-crushing, man.
>>333069029
impossible, mozart has been dead for hundreds of years, fool!
>>333069304
Just noticed the symbols around its face. God, this had so much potential...
>>333069626
>gman
>gMAn
>MozArt
the evidence says otherwise
WELL THE PILOT THOUGHT WE WERE HEADIN' TO YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE
>>333070548
You smell that? Smells like...another babysitting job.
realistically, when can we expect episode 3 ?
>>333070548
CORPORAL SHEPARD HUH?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
>>333071021
SOUNDS MORE LIKE CORPORAL DOG MEAT TO ME
>>333071274
I haven't heard this in so long. Last time was probably when someone micspammed it in TF2 a few years ago.
honestly, would you?
>>333071274
Didn't age well at all tbqh with you, fammi
>>333064168
G-MAN DIDN DU NUTHIN
>>333068346
>we'll never see Shephard bust out of stasis and be a tactical genius
That's what hurts the most
You would think theyd just make a movie with source film maker if nothing else
Just finish the fucking story
>>333072064
She's a generic slightly attractive middle-aged woman who probably hasn't had sex in years, what with being around filthy rebels and uptight ayy lmaos. Yeah, probably.
>>333074106
I wonder whether Gaben really doesnt give a shit about it or not
>>333072064
WOULD I?
>>333068346
Bill Cosby Vance
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/52afbvP.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Dr. Kleiner, I'm blue shift
RELOAD DOCTOR FREEMAN
>>333072064
of course
>>333064168
if blizzard was writing this game this would be 100% true
