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What's the dumbest achievement you've seen in vidya?
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What's the dumbest achievement you've seen in vidya?
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all of them
I just play and see what happens, but theres nothing i tried to get.Fuck that meta game.
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Achievements where the condition is to get all other achievements are pretty dumb.
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>>333062385
So Platinum trophies?
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>>333062459
Is that a thing on PSN?
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>>333063105
Yeah.
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>>333060212
Passing tutorial.
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>pvp only achievements in a PvE based game
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>Be ranked #1 in the entire world

Both Quake 4 and GRAW did this. Fucking hell
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>>333063460
Examples?
>>333063545
One was a mediocre follow up to one of the best FPS' ever and the other controls like dick. I suppose bad achievements are fitting.
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>>333063669
More or less pay to win.
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The one in the 360 turok game where you had to kill 10 teammates
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>>333063947
Paying full price or more for a game that hasn't even been finished yet no less.
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>>333060212
>achievement : pre-ordered the game
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oh boy i cant wait to get these fancy achievements

and they say chivalry isnt dead!
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Pressing start to "Begin Your Journey"
this is an actual achievement

REMEMBER KIDS NOBODY IS A LOSER WE'RE ALL WINNERS ITS OKAY TO BE LAZY AND UNSKILLED AT EVERYTHING JUST BEE YOURSELF ;)))
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>>333063669
>Have to pay 60 dollars before the game existed to get the achivement

Fucking faggots.
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>>333062385
I like that though. Because on PSN it becomes about getting the Platinum trophy, which is for doing everything in each game. So the lesser cheevos are just building up to the Plat which actually matters

Some are really unreasonable though.The longest Plats I know of to get are Warhawk and White Knight Chronicles which both take minimum a thousand hours or something to achieve
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>>333064121
fuck you age of empires 2
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>>333064328
looks like i'll never be getting this one
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>>333064328
People that care about achievements would probably just friend everyone in the current game.
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Watching Twitch
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>achievement unlocked: the adventure begins!
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>>333060212
I don't like the finishing tutorial trophies.
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>play SF V
>skip beginning tutorial because I did it in the beta
>achievement unlocked beat the tutorial

Took maybe 10 seconds to get from launching first time.
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>die in DaS2 because DUDE LET'S JUST PUT ENEMIES EVERYWHERE LMAO
>"You have earned a trophy: This is Dark Souls"
"le prepare to die xdddd" marketing ruined the series.
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>>333060212
Ultimax had a bunch of pity cheevos and I don't really get why, like getting Persona broken, being afflicted with every ailment, and get defeated before awakening, etc
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The Halo 3 multiplayer achievements are silly to me. I'm never going to do half of those things unless I'm just screwing around.
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any "turn the game on" ones.
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>>333064256
there is nothing wrong with progression based achievements

taking the word "achievement" literally in terms of video game achievements is retarded

they're fun little things to do, some on the extremely hard spectrum and some not.
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>>333064686
git gud
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didn't the xbone day one edition come with an achievement to celebrate the fact you wasted $500 on an xbone on day one?
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>>333064686
Indeed, which started with Dark Souls 1.
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>>333064328

If you play with people in a group you're in it'll count

I think, it's been years since I even gave TF2 a look
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>>333060212
>Blur
Fuck I want to play this but can't find it anywhere. Games was great.
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The achievements for MGS4 were pretty fucking stupid.

>Roll for x amount of time
>Stay under a box for x amount of time.
>Dive x amount of times.
>Puke
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>kill developer in multiplayer
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>>333065062
They should give you a plat just for not skipping cutscenes.
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>>333065062
MGS4 had trophies?
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>>333064850
It did, but I believe it was a challenge and not achievement. Straight from their FAQ:

>Challenges are timed events for games and apps. They’re similar to achievements but are typically oriented toward completing new tasks. Challenges do not earn gamerscore but may bring other rewards.
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>>333064986
Got it at CeX the other day. Steep learning curve and nice, but seeming intentionally cluttered, visuals and great fun.
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>>333064880
Wasn't that mostly the trailers for Dark Souls 1 though? Dark souls 2 was the game that got to shove in the
>you will die so so many times amirite???
into the game itself.
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>>333064686

yep

I remember a similar achievement in a game that said something like "look up a FAQ" when you died to the same boss a few times.
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>>333060212
I disable achievement notifications and ignore achievements outright in every game on every platform I play.

It's insulting to consumers and pathetic that devs consider coming up with achievements worthy of valuable dev time.
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>>333064723
halo 3 achievements are actual achievements though
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>>333065252
The fact that it's called a "challenge" is somehow even more embarrassing.
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>>333065247
They got added in the same patch that removed MGO2.
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take your pick.

>DUDE GAMING SATIRE LOL
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>>333065175
This gmod one is a cool concept but SUCKS to get when the dev doesn't even play
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Eu4 has some really stupid ones
>Control all tropical wood producing provinces as Norway.
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>>333065291
Rogue Legacy? I remember that achievement but I don't remember which game.
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>>333065247
They were added in 2012 for whatever reason
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>>333065346
Yeah, but actually getting them takes an insane amount of luck, the Perfection medal is like 25 kills without dying in a 5 minute match. Not only do you have to essentially be on everyone's ass but you can't die at all during the whole thing. Killtaculars are also almost impossible unless you've got a group helping you out. The same applies to that one Mongoose roadkill one and the "Kill two people in one Spartan Laser shot in a FFA game". It will never happen, the chance is so insanely low that most people just boost for them because of it.
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>game has 834 achievements
http://steamcommunity.com/stats/Railworks/achievements/
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Kill x number of people online or Ranked x in the world

>servers were shut down long after you got the game
>people always fucking hack to get the place in the leaderboard

Why even fucking bother with the leaderboards?
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Disgaea 4 had a trophy for watching the opening movie.
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>achievement unlocked
>Clever Girl...
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>>333064256
Neptunia started doing these because there were cases of reviewers slamming the game without actually playing past the first chapter.
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>>333065508
fucking kek
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>>333065534
at least the infection one like I saw in L4D is nice since it, you know, spreads.
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>>333064358
>which actually matters
cheevos dont mean shit nigger
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The media app achievements for xbox one were fucking dumb. With the xbox dashboard update they completely erased them from existance.
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>>333065681
what the fuck
is this skyrim? Why does it look almost exactly like Skyrim?
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>>333065721
That's what makes them actual achievements you fucking penis.
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>>333065721
killtaculars are pretty doable in a BTB match if there's a banshee
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>>333065818

Neptunia is unrepentant garbage though. Like it's literally one of the worst games I've ever played.
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>>333065721
which is what makes them even more incredible when you get them without boosting

killing two people in one spartan laser counts for blowing up a full warthog though
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>>333065974
Okay, but that doesn't have anything to do with what I said.
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>>333060212
Any multiplayer-related achievements in a singleplayer oriented game that are unachievable simply because nobody is playing the multiplayer anymore, ie Max Payne 3 and Space Marine.
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>Achievement requires you to fail or die
Do they take me for a fucking pleb?
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>>333064358
Both WKC only took me 750h each and Warhawk only takes about 500 ever since the ranked private lobby bug was discovered.

The longest would be the pachi evangellion pachinko game that takes approximately 10 years of nonstop playing to 100%.
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>>333065943
Probably TESO
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>>333065943
oh come on anon, use your brain
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>>333064256
The reason those achievements exist is to make it possible for developers to publicize player count (and thus sales stats) and the players:owners ratio without violating any contracts they are under.

It's a good loophole.
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what's your rarest cheevo?
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>Get top 100 score on the leaderboards
>Leaderboards are all time 00:00:00 hackers
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>>333066085
>Requires you to fall for an obvious trap
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I save this for every one of these threads
It's Quake 4 by the way
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>>333065930
Plat means "I mastered the game". Video games in general don't mean shit in the first place so achievements being meaningless ego boosters isn't that big a deal
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>>333060212
>open game
>achievement unlocked: playing as an adult
>feel old
>close the game
fucking cupid
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>>333066061
But in the end people will just boost for them. It could take months to actually get any of them even if you did get good enough for it.
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>>333066087
What the hell? Don't the devs need to be able to get the Plat themselves to implement it?
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>>333066227
Something called "Boom Headshot!" in Blacklight: Retribution. I haven't played the game in like 3 years, I don't know what's it for, somehow only 0.31% of players have it.
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>>333066227

apparently this according to this website but the numbers are nearly that low when I look at them on the PS4 itself so fuck if I know.

Probably some random 0.1% shit on steam in all honesty.
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>Achievement: Play 10 Multiplayer games
>Servers for the game have long since shut down.
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>>333066447
What makes you think that? is that the way it works with steam achievements? there are plenty of games with bugged trophies that make the game unachievable to 100%.
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"Grinded the intro vid"

Although it does have it's merit in some games
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>>333066227
Not rare but I put these in my showcase back in 2000-something.
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>>333066565
>Multi is up but has been dead for years
>Achievement: Play a game with one of the developers
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>>333066530
That site only collects data from the people who go to that site, otherwise it wont.
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>>333065290

Dark Souls PC was literally called Prepare to Die.
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>>333063706
>mediocre follow up
tell me how quake 4 wasn't a step in the right direction from quake 3. quake 4 was a much better game and was actually complete
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>tfw got my first xbox 360 in 2007
>tfw never ever got a full achievement list
W-who's with me?
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>>333066530
PSNProfiles only uses data from their own users to determine trophy rarity so you get a pretty decent summary of what is actually rare since the people on the site are people who 100% their games in the first place. PSN stats count every single person who has ever played the game so pretty much everything is going to be a 0% plat.
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>>333065403
at least it's not a fedora trophy
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>>333066767
To be fair it came out, what, 2 years after the PS3/360 release?
None of that marketing BS was present for the original release.
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>>333066227
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>>333066906
Now that's just not true
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>>333065508
That's actually really funny.
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>>333066906

It was marketed as hard. Seriously, why are you trying so hard to pretend Dark Souls wasn't marketed as a difficult game?
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>>333066227

Some Monday Night Combat achievement with 0.06% users having it, and the number wont rise because the servers are dead.
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>>333066626
>vidmaster challenge: endure

CANT WAKE UP
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>>333066906
>None of that marketing BS was present for the original release.

did you look at the back of the box when you bought it?
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>>333067108
Zico is actually much easier then elite campaign, that shit was the worst.
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>Start a New Game
>Watch The Intro Movie
>Acquire Necessary Item
>Kill X Number of Enemies
>Kill X Number of Enemies With a Specific Skill
>Level Up a Skill Completely
>Craft an Item
>Pick a Lock
>Complete a Romantic Sub-Plot
>Beat the Game
>Start a Game in New Game+
>Beat the Game in New Game+

Etc etc etc....
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>>333063545
So did DOA4.
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>>333067365
>Acquire Necessary Item
>Beat the Game
>Start a Game in New Game+
>Beat the Game in New Game+

Having such achievements is an easy way to see if someone actually played the game.
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>>333067296

Not a chance - the elite campaign is easier. Don't forget they patched the time trial times to be easier (upon release you either passed or you didn't - they had to patch in what became silver and bronze times as people bitched it was too hard).
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>>333060212
A couple weeks ago I unlocked Netflix achievements on my Xbone for watching 3, 5, and 10 episodes of a show in a row. They were all worth 0 points. First, why have fucking achievement on Netflix? Second, making them worth nothing just adds another layer to the pointless stupidity.
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>>333065508
is it really impossible to get that achievement? sounds like hell for completionists. also "don't play for five years" kek
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>>333067879
You can remove games from your Steam profile, if you're really that autistic about game completion percentages.
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>"Get 5000 kills in multiplayer"
>multiplayer was dead from the beginning
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>>333067879
You know there are there are programs to hack the achievements in. Most notably it was used in SMB for some steam event few years ago.
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>>333067678
>0 points
>pointless
Is gamerscore actually used for something now? I remember having around 20k gamerscore back in the day and there was precisely 0 use for ir.
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>>333067392
That was just SS level ranking, wasn't it?
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>>333067632
I dunno what i can say to you other then i disagree, i had the fury expansion so i found zone zeus easy.

i then did zico, which made you learn about barrel rolls, perfectly turning corners and up/down tilting which made me beastly at the game, 1st in pretty much every online race.

Then i did elite campaign legend and every second the AI would shove rockets up your ass, i would go so far as to say beating it is 50% luck based, you just gotta get lucky with the AI no matter how good you are.
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>>333068339
Yeah but I thought SS meant you were ranked #1.
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>>333068423
Silly anon.
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>>333065721
It's almost as if you felt like you achieved something when you got an achievement.

I got all of the Halo 3 achievements through my own efforts. If you were any good at the game then it wasn't that tough to get a few done in one day.
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>>333065175
i got the Just Cause 2 MP one on the first day it was available
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>>333068145
super mario bros was on steam?
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>>333063706
I believe Red Faction: Guerilla had an achievement for being ranked #1 worldwide on the online multiplayer leaderboards.
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>>333065062
The trophies are Retrofitted onto the game probably one of the last games to have that actually happen, of course they're shit.
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>>333066227
both of these
>>333068656
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>>333064358
Can you even get the WKC achievements anymore since online is long dead? Unless there aren't any for online, which I doubt. Fuck I miss WKC, one of the few rpgs that let you use spears which is something I really appreciated.
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>>333068062

i am looking at you Binary Domain

>>333060212

Also dumb:

MASTER all characters in MK:
meaning playtime with each character 24 hours IIRC, doing 100 Fatalitiees and Xray and winning 50 times with EACH character

Also another trophy for getting "King of the Hill" points where everyone is an asshole and gives 0 Points. Good job.

Also FUCK multiplayer trophies for "single player " games like Tomb Raider and GTA 5
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Any online trophies,what happens if you bought the game late and the online is dead?
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>>333068967

You be fucked.
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>>333068849
I was asking for examples with the PvP in a PvE game but thank you.
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>>333064256
They do that to track shit like where people stop playing the game.
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>>333068948
You can still get the platinum for both games, it would take about 2k hours for WKC1 and about 3K for WKC2 to do solo though.
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>Achievement: Kill a player on your team
>Multiplayer is completely ruined because every time you try to play it, it's just constant team killing
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>>333068967
Ask devs to patch out the online trophy required for Plat
If only...
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>>333069156
Literally never seen a game do this. Name one example.
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>>333069126
>a little over half a year to Plat both
Jesus.
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>>333069219
Grab Bag from Turok. You also have to kill yourself as well.
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>>333068742
super meat boy
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>>333068656
JC2-MP has achivements now?
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>>333065508
>>333067879
I'm working on the Five Year one right now
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>>333069692
since September 6th 2015 :^)
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>Get all the cheevos in Halo 3
>Never want to get them again
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>>333065291
>>333065661
One of the Ys games.
Some """journalist""" actually complained about it.
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>>333066227
Giving ammo to Barmen in RO2
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>>333060212
>Blur
Sounds like that game title describes your shit TV very well.
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>>333060212
Any game that has social stuff as achievement is a big DON'T BUY sign for me. I don't wanna show them to my friends, I do it for myself.
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>>333070131
>get all achievements in halo 3
>MCC wants me to get them again
NO FUCK OFF
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>be on the same server as the sole creator of the game
Yeah, I'm sure Garry would come to an Australian server for no reason
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>>333070427
Why is this so rare?
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>>333070667

it probably blows up their PCs before it can award the achievement
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>achievement requires couch co-op
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>>333070352
I'll blur your boipussy, whiteboi.
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>>333066087
So.... has anyone gotten it?
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I fucking hate it when achievements just don't work. Not like the game is glitched but the developers are just fucking stupid and an oversight makes it impossible to get.

I would have every cheevo for CoD 4 but the one for getting intel doesn't work if you use cheats, and I accidentally used some cheat code while getting my final one and once you pick it up they never respawn again so if you used cheats to get any of them your fucked.

So fucking dumb, should just make it so that if you restart the level the intel's there again. That lack of 20 G is always gonna annoy me, fucking Infinity Ward.
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>>333072520
>Achievement hunting
>Using cheats
Wow.
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>>333072630
It was the slow mo cheat just for fun, it reminded me of Fear.
That's no reason to cripple the achievement forever, I wasn't even using the overpowered ones to beat the game on veteran or anything. It's bullshit dawg.
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>play through entire game in one session without using save/load
This is just stupid especially when the game still has critical bugs and crashes even years after the release
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>>333067879
>>333065508

There actually is a way to get Unachievable
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>>333070981
thank god for share play on PS4
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>>333072138
Several nips from when i last checked, its completely luck based, mathematically it would average 10 years to get the plat, but it could take as long as 50 years or 2 hours.
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Is cheevo some kind of ironic slang for achievement? It sounds really stupid.
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>>333076124
That's the language of console users.

:^)
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>>333076124
new detected
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>>333076124
Yea it's dumb but it is what it is.
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>>333076124
>he doesn't pick up chicks with his sweet cheevos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70Bb64RMU2Q
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cheevos~~cheetos

MIND=BTFO
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>"THIS IS DARK SOULS"
>-Die for the first time

Yeah you can all go and fuck yourselves B-team
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 has an achievement for starting the game.
Metro 2033 has an achievement for taking damage.
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>guys how do I pick up RPGs lol
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>>333078145
>achievement for taking damage
this is cool, I wonder if there's a rad enough dude who got every other achievement except that one
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>>333066227
Completed Dead Space 2 on Hardcore.
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Grindy achievments. Particularly this one.
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>>333076437
I've been here since 2009. I don't pick up on all the hip and fresh memes of the month.
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>>333079051
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>>333079141
Still too new to understand then.
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>>333079154
Dead Space games difficulty achievements are stupid because they force to do huge amounts of gameplay in one sitting.
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>>333070083
Literally just start the game, quit, set your computer's clock to five years later, and restart the game.
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>>333072520
Have you tried deleting your file?
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>>333079286
Alright, gramps.
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>>333079154
I don't have much games that have rare achievements

The other pretty rare i have is compulsive liar in RDR, where i need to win without losing a single dice in a full game
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>>333079098
3.0 was infinitely worse.
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>>333060212

>pure bladestone
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>>333066227
TARMA FETICHIST from the MS3 steam port.
Im one of the only 0.71% to have it.
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>>333079627
You kids don't even remember m00tykins.
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What happened to that Cheeco guy anyway? The one who that that your gamerscore could help him get laid.
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>>333077763
I really wanted to think they were better than that.
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Doesn't seem so bad. But to unlock the skins you need to get a medal for every race in the campaign, something only 7% of players managed. So you need to find 7 other people in that 7% among a playerbase where you'd be lucky to find 3 people online at any one time.
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>>333078279
This cant be real, what game is this from
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>>333068218
You used to be able to get things like a low amount of live points and stuff and sometimes discounts, but I don't know if they do the Rewards program anymore.
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>>333060212
there was some game i played that had an achievement for starting up the game

it wasnt a joke, it was actually an achievement
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>>333080389
why does this bug people so much

it's so they can see how many people played the game. it's not supposed to make you feel good or some shit.
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>>333080189
Insurgency. The tutorial is optional.
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>>333080389
Soulcalibur IV on the 360 had it.
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Any achievement that becomes impossible to get after a certain period of time are total dick moves.

Or achievements that are virtually impossible, such as get ranked #1 type achievements.
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Soul Calibur V had one which was press start for the first time I think?

It was awful.
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>>333063545
man thats almost like its an Achievment
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>>333064723
Man I got all the Halo 3 achievements twice. Step it up nigger.

Now MCC, that's hard. I need people to boost those or something.
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The Bladder of Steel achievements in Rock Band 1 and 2.

Play the games' entire setlist through without stopping or pausing, which takes up to around 8 hours. Battery failure pauses the game and disqualifies you, the first two games automatically started the next song as soon as the first song finishes so you get little to no breather time, and the setlist is arranged in difficulty so the hardest songs in the game are at the very end when your hands are probably ready to fall off.

Later games didn't start the next song automatically and let you pause, so the achievement lost it's bullshittery.
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>>333065303
Okay
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>>333060212
lol is that a crt lol
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The trophy in Steins; Gate where you get it for making it to the main menu. Literally doesn't get any dumber than a game congratulating you for turning it on.
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>>333066325
very nice
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>>333065721
I took great pride in getting them all legit after i boosted then on my first account a few years prior. Genuinely felt like an achievement.
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>>333060212
What the fuck is Blur

Oasis were better anyway
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>achievement unlocked: press start
i forget what game it was but i immediately dropped it after that
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>>333064564
most of the time something like this is stupid bullshit, but it can be an important diagnostic to figure out who exactly completes what parts of the game.

it's always pathetic to look at how many people bought the game and then do the math on the single-digit percent who've got the achievement of merely finishing the game in any circumstance.
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>>333082789
>dropping a game because you don't like the name of an achievement

Please kill yourself you fucking autist.
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>>333082980
i didn't drop it because the achievement i dropped it because i disliked the game

i can see where you may have misinterpreted my text and i apologize
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>>333066227
They're all from PVK 2 because it's an old F2P mod and some of these achievements were added very recently.
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>>333067879

I don't know a single person that didn't just get the don't play for 5 years achievement by setting their computer time forward 5 years, booting the game, then returning it to normal.
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>>333060212
I cant remember if it was hidden or not but in Guitar Hero 2 for the Xbox 360 there was an achievement for failing a song on easy.

Was a humorous kind of dumb.
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>>333066227

I'm guessing either Sega Super Star from Sanic Racing Transformed or six digits from Dead Rising 2: Off The Record.
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>>333060212
All of them.
Achievements are for morons who need a pat on the back for doing anything in a videogame.
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I like Trophies mostly as a outlook on how people are doing with the game.

Take Bloodborne for example.

Only 68% of players killed Vicar Amelia, which is an obligatory boss to push game into moonlight night phase.

Assuming that BB is at around 2,5 milion copies sold and that 200-300k people never connected to PSN, around 700k people NEVER beat her.

Just why.
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>>333084370
you should see the witcher 3 trophy stats

it's really shameful
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>>333084370
>>333084510
GOTY
SAVIOR OF GAMING
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>>333064256
>You earned 'Setting Out!'
>Press start to "Begin Your Journey"
>93% of players have earned this trophy

>7% of people bothered putting the disc in the tray, then took it out, and never got any further than that
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Who plays this game? Some of these are insane
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>>333064880
Thank you for your contribution
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>>333064328
feels good man
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>>333066345
>Plat means "I mastered the game".

No it means you did some mindless check list the devs throw in at the last minute.
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>>333066227
some shit anybody could get, not even good
it's just because after QL migrated to steam everybody left and the achievement stats take into account everybody who played the game before they were introduced
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>>333084370
People are impulsive idiots who need to buy every game on launch day just to forget about them next week.

My roommate is like this, he plays a game for 10 hours tops and moves to another, it's like ADHD.

I would have to hate video game not to finish it.
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>>333084915
I can't believe how QL turned into shit over the years
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>>333084913
>no fuck you nothing is allowed to be fun because im a cynical faggot

ok
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>>333085113
I never argued against fun but saying you mastered a game because you did some checklist is bananas.
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>>333066345
>Plat means mastering the game

This only applies to character action,racing and maybe fighting games.

Literally all RPGs and generic open world sanboxes are endless checklist of garbage that prolong the game by fucking 50-100 hours for bullshit reason.

Star Ocean 4 requires a separate guide to get Platinum and it takes anywhere from 600 to 1000 hours...it's autism in purest form.
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>>333085252
the checklist in almost any case is just "do everything in the game" so if you platinum the game it is assumed to mean you completed all the challenges the game had to offer. I'm not sure what is so hard to understand
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>>333085339
yes, some games have shitty platinums

that is a fault of the devs, not of the trophy system.
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Beat x level on y difficulty

OK that's pretty understandable but when there is like 50 of them to do...

I'm looking at you killing floor zzz
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Only casuals give a shit about achievements
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I didn't bother with them for the most part, I've only gotten achievements in games that meant something like ninja Gaiden or Vanquish.
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>>333084951
You can easily beat most current games in 6 hours, and most of them aren't worth spending the time grinding out worthless achievements for.
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>>333066227
Bloodborne Plat and MKX plat
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I like trophies for the most part, they get me to play the game in a way I wouldn't have otherwise, or push me to try the hardest difficulty settings. I only have maybe 2 plats, but I'm pretty proud of them anyway.
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>>333085487
>KH1.5 & Re:Chain of Memories trophies require multiple playthroughs for each difficulty
>3 for one and SIX for CoM (3 difficulties as 2 characters)
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>game has separate achievements for beating the game on easy, normal, and hard
>beating the game on higher difficulties doesn't unlock the lower ones
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>>333064328
Who in the hell thought this was a good idea?
Worst fucking achiev in all of TF2.
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>>333065175
It's okay if it's one of those "kill a dev or someone who has this achievement"
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>>333087723
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>>333085092
the novelty to me was that it was quake 3 in a browser; i didn't have a reason to play it when it stopped being a browser game, because i could play quake 3
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>>333066345
>plat means I mastered the game
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>>333088962
Dude, I don't even play my favorite games six time on every difficulty
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>>333089409
Q3A is dead though

QL and QW are the only Quake games that still have a somewhat active community
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>>333089886
How does it not? The achievements are almost always tied to "do everything there is to do in the game" hence mastering it
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>>333066345
That mostly applies to single player games. Multiplayer is something else.
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>>333064723
I did all of them without boosting.on Reach nope cause DLCs maps just won't come out
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>>333090002
It means you did a bunch of mindless shit, in most games it's tedious shit that doesn't even require an skill to get

It has nothing to do with mastering a game, it's more of a measure of how much stupid shit you decided to do off of a checklist

I've put hundreds of hours into quite a few games and gotten extremely good at them yet I don't have anywhere near all of the achievements in any of them. Would you say that I haven't mastered the games even though I'm very good at them and have put hundreds of hours in them but haven't done something stupid like taken a shit in game just to get that achievement?
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>>333090319
oh okay. i dont play multiplayer games much so idk about those
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>>333090364
wow dude sounds like you are just not very gud
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>>333066227
I did it all koala man, I did it all
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I remember Star ocean 3 had a trophy
Something about 1 million button presses
Shit was ridiculous
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