http://slither.io/
>Connection was peachy yesterday
>Lags like shit now
did they change the servers or something?
>>333061079
It was pretty awful 12 hours ago too
it runs a lot better for me today
>giant white boxes flash across the screen when trying to play this shit
why
>it's another "BR sells out and cries to Reddit" level
viral.gofuckyourself
Had an 8k snake earlier. Got fragged by a tiny fuck I had circled cause by lag magic he somehow managed to dash into my face as I tried to choke him. Game can go fuck itself till the lag is fixed.
literally everybody dies because of this retarded lag
lmao brazilian game developers lmao
more like Brashillian
It's boring as fuck today because there's no inflation yet. More newfag snakes need to suicide to feed the larger snakes. It's so boring when you can't coil people.
who /destroyingredditserpents/ here?
retarded viral shit
kill yourself
>>333062853
This, it feels like shit was toned down, took me forever to hit 3k, last night it was easy
so laggy it's unplayable
>>333060156
give back voar.io, you scum
>>333062853
>>333064091
It's been toned down heavily. Particle quantity has been massively reduced and there's a heavy drop in actual mass gained from snake corpses at all sizes.
That's why "today's best" is sub 50K. The game has been slowed down massively to speed up performance. Also, killing someone with 1K now yields something like a max of 500 points.
>>333065749
Pic related, I got to #4 in <5 minutes by being hyper aggressive and killing anyone who got close before getting slammed.
Game runs much better, but it's not as blood-pumping exciting.
so what exactly prevents me from going permafast once I'm long enough?
>>333065910
The lack of particles to keep your size up. You will burn faster than you consume 100% of the time going always fast.
>>333065860
Holy shit even the first place is really small, last night everyone in top 10 were around 10k
>>333066024
40K now is the equivalent of ~120K last night.
Particle spawns and drops have been nerfed that hard.
post blood orgies
>instead of buying better servers they make everything small and more boring
d e a d
>>333066160
>That 8 snake pileup from the other day
Based buttmunch.
>>333060156
Where the fuck are the servers? I have like a half second delay.
>>333066116
That's pretty dull, big snakes were fun. I guess that's why everyone is playing so aggressive now and constantly dying, it's the only way to get any kind of size
Shoo shoo slither shill
pretty much unplayable now
>>333060156
Stop shilling your fucking game. it's just as normie as the last one.
>>333065749
It's still somehow much much worse than it was 12ish hours ago, the speedups and warps are much more common now. The best part? To "fix" performance, snakes now phase in and out of existence, even if they're mere inches away from you. Fucking amazing.
Yeah, game is trash now. Getting to 300 is the same as getting to 3000 from yesterday. At 300 you can't even do anything fun like coiling. Devs had something decent and turned it to trash. There's a reason why there are much less players
>>333066690
>>333066557
>Lots of people enjoy the game less than 24 hours ago
>Now it's shilling
lmao
buzzwords lmao
Literally no fun allowed status. Hide the thread you retards
>all them mad cucks
is this the shortest timeframe in which a promising game has been ruined forever?
rip slither.io, you didn't even last a week
>>333067607
>redditsnake
I specifically target you
Whatever happened toJelly Battle?
>>333067516
>same thread is constantly up
>same image
>post is just a link
If thats not shilling, I dunno what is.
>>333067728look at my name on the scoreboard fgt
>>333067803
>inviting people to come play a game you've been enjoying is shilling
>people want to discuss the game they're playing because people brought the subject up is shilling
just fuck off
>>333067926
Just ignore the grandmasterbaiter.
I'm astounded the fag managed to make a fun game not fun in <12 hours.
>>333067803
Shilling is posing as an anon and marketing your game. Frankly it's conspiracy theorist status. Nobody wants their audience to be 4chan, sorry. It'd be a PR nightmare if something like that slipped.
>>333067803
Fuck off
>>333067607
this kills the redit
>#1
>servers slow down to .05 frames per second
>probably already dead
>>333068320
>Lind is up to 52K
Wow.
>>333068243
i wonder how many 4cucks i circled and destroyed before my RedSnek got to #1 on the scoreboard.
>#3
>good
kek
>>333068497
This is some poor b8 but it will probably work on /v/
>Americasnake hits my side
>I explode
THANKS GAME.
>>333068662
MURCIA
Yo dev-kun this shit be laggy as FUCK
>ALL THESE REDDIT SNAKES
>>333067732
It's gone
>>333068662
Game is shit today
>Play yesterday
>Coil my way to rank 2 with ~15K essence
>Play today
>Top isn't even 5K and everyone keeps dying to lagg
>Can't even coil people without lagging out and dying
Nice game.
Lag is a fucking nightmare
>>333068881
>Most reddit snakes are probably just users from here using the skin ironically and playing hyper-aggressively on purpose
Unplayably laggy, you basically have to never be aiming directly at someone's body in case the server decides at that moment to hang and you find yourself teleported forward and turned to dust.
>>333069269
I've killed so many, it's beautiful.
How the fuck you can play this game for more than 5 minutes. It lags like a potato, boring as fuck, like what the hell.
This shit manages to be even worse than agar.io
i've killed many non reddit sneks while using a reddit snek.
whatcha gonna do, cuck?
>>333069540
It was amazing yesterday. The devs are cucks
>>333069540
>>333069637
Yeah... This is boring, somehow.
I'm laughing Miniclip bought this yesterday and now this is going to kill interest.
>scooting around as midsized snek
>some big guy dies
>feeding frenzy on his corpse
>tiny guys boosting around madly slamming into each other
>i slowly carve off a section by wrapping it with my body and casually munch
>3 small guys boost into me and crash on my side while I feast
>wrap around their remains as well
>more suicides into me leaving behind precious nutrients
Don't let the hunger get to you. Slow and steady.
>Doing good
>Suddenly sprinting snakelet appears out of nowhere and kills you and himself
FUCK
how do you change snake color scheme
THRREAAAADD SOOOOONNNNGGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5XLV3i2oQA
>all the aspiring youtuber snakes with "YT" in their name
>all of them are reddit snakes
>>333070023
start playing, then press Ctrl+R
>>333070023
Click either the Twitter or Facebook links and then return to the page and it'll be in the bottom left.
Holy shit, this game fucking sucks. Why does it chug so badly?
>>333069803
They bought it already? How long has this game been a thing, I haven't been to /v/ much recently
>>333070459
few days
>>333070459
Yesterday was when they bought it. It's only been around for like 5 days.
>Killed by another Anthony Burch
>>333069852
this desu
finally got to 5k offa killing a titan and boom
head on tiny
The lag makes the entire thing a total crapshoot.
Was much more fun last night.
what would happen if two snakes made of diamonds traveling at 400 miles per hour both collided head on?
how do i sprint?
>>333070842
The one who lags first loses.
Glowing orbs only spawn when there are other snakes nearby, if you see one while in the badlands be on the lookout.
Why is there no collision on self?
It kills the tactical aspect and the only way to die is from lag or boredom when circled by some faggot.
>>333070842
everyone bursts into treats
>>333070842
>>333070902
hold
>>333061079
I think it has something to do with the amount of players, because when it wasn't lagging I kept seeing the same names.
>see another snake clip completely past my body
>a second later I die
Yeah fuck this lag.
>>333071028
Actually, since you HAVE to keep moving, it's a 50/50 shot based on who fucks up first.
more like shiller.io
Slither, you say?
FUCK YOU JUST
Game is way too unresponsive and laggy to be fun
>>333061079
Game is getting more popular and they didn't expect it to grow this fast.
>>333071460
It wasn't like that yesterday. Hopefully it will be better as they add more servers to decrease the load of people.
this shit is way too fucking laggy
are there no euro servers?
I had one guy pass right through me but apparently the same rules didn't apply to me just 5 seconds later with the very same snek.
Fix the fucking lag holy shit.
Mocha here, I saw you die SSSlither. Even though you tried to kill me countless times, I was still fond of you.
>>333071831
I overtook a snake to circle him, and then the game rolled back and he phased right through me while I ran into him.
That's when I stopped playing.
>reddit snakes
I slowly enjoyed that corpse all to myself
>>333072416
>better cut the footage before it shows me getting rekt by a smaller reddit snek
>>333072554
Actually it's because of the arbitrary file size limit. I died at like 5k that run
Last night it was easy to get 5000 in a couple minutes. Now I can barely get 500 in 10 minutes. Wtf.
>>333072781
>5K in a couple minutes last night
You can get to 10K in <5 minutes at the moment, just play hyper-aggressive.
>get huge
>team up with a german snake
>we help each other trap small snakes and leave each other alone when we get kills
>the biggest snake dies so now I'm #1 for a while
>german snake goes off on his own
>look at the scoreboard a few minutes later
>he's not there
n-no...
>>333072781
2 options:
1-they probably changed the scoring system
2-games keep restarting because servers are unstable as fuck
>>333072781
Yeah I wonder what changed. The leader boards are around 4k instead of 40k now. Seems like snakes are a lot lessthick.
So does dashing into people's middle part kill them now?
>Tfw you run right into someone head-on, but due to the lag he dies instead of you.
>find swarm of snakes
>suicide into one
>watch the feeding frenzy begin as all other snakes turn toward my carcass and end up getting killed by each other in a chain reaction
Glorious.
fuck me. i started doing somethiong like this game yesterday
but my idea was to have the game to be a little more close to the original "snake" game
>>333060156
>can't have your name as FUCK NIGGERS
Fuck this shit game you faggot shill
>Managed to reach #2 yesterday
>Can't actually play it today because it's so laggy
how 2 dash?
well that was fun while it lasted
fucking vultures man
>>333072880
You don't even need to play aggressive, you can just follow giant snakes around until they eventually die and then eat their shit. I got to the top 10 playing like this.
and dead was 3rd
Game was fun until they changed it.
Dropped.
>>333074404
this
literally the same happened with agar
>>333074404
they didnt changed it, when we started to play there was more food because more snkes were deadand bigger sneks so grind was just git gud and kill a gargantuan snek
they only restarted the game
>>333074404
What did they change?
>>333074556
It's true. Not to mention agar became a team fuckfest.
>>333072416
This is why the game is such a piece of shit. The big snake had no way to react because how fast the small one is.
>>333075182
they have the same speed, even i think the bigger ones are more fasters
So it seems they drastically reduced food distribution by a lot, probably more than 10x considering most leaderboards are hovering around 4k-3k when yesterday they were 30k-10k.
Can't no longer permaboost and coil 4+ snakes with your huge size, game is less chaotic and fun because of it.
I guess I won't no longer help to create threads about this game until they fix it but they probably won't.
>>333074720
They did change it, dots give a lot less overall.
>>333075182
>>333075448
All snakes are exactly as fast, the smaller ones just have a smaller turning radius and the ridiculous lag issues help as well
>>333073489
You can still make that game, this one is ruined
>>333074720
No, there's outright less particles spawned and dropped on death.
Yesterday morning, there was plenty of huge snakes after the restart. But now, there's next to none above 15K.
>>333075504
>Be a bignig
>See another bignig coiling around some littlenigs
>Coil the bignig
>Another bignig coils around me
>Scavenger littlenigs swarm around us waiting for us to die
>Us 3 bignigs just spin around for around 20 minutes before I start boosting and fuck up
>All 3 of us end up dying really quickly
>3 people vanish from the leaderboard in seconds
It was hilarious
I dont get it.
Whats the rule behind you getting destroyed or the snake that you touched?
>>333075691
>the smaller ones just have a smaller turning radius
and that's the fucking problem
>>333076115
same as the original snake
>>333076115
If you hit your head on another snake you die. But the game is so laggy that it's not really working right now
>>333076223
>head on collision between two snakes
>I win
>>333075182
He stopped boosting because he thought he sealed the deal
it was his own fault for underestimating me
>going around eating
>suddenly someone zooms in from nowhere
>my snake inexplicably refuses to turn, proceds another 10 meters forward for no reason
>I die
>yesterday
>massive pile-ups and collisions of 10k+ snakes with small snakes circling the wagon like vultures
>today
>occasionally a big one bursts, maybe 3 vultures
>barely any large snakes to follow and hope they pop
Ded game
>>333076519
They changed something, the pace is much slower
>>333076690
I'll say it again, there's WAY less dots. If you compare a 10K snake exploding yesterday to today, it's around HALF.
You can get maybe 5K from a 10K snake.
>>333076690
It was fine to get fucked over by lil snakes when you were huge because you could always follow the big boys, wait for the blowout and get big again. Now the large snakes run to the edges and hide, refuse to engage.
The minimap was damn near covered last night, now it's just this small circle of snakes in the middle.
They've ruined the magic.
Ive coiled 2 people so far, they tried killing me so they had it coming.
>>333076861
They did to compensate for latency issues
Also changed some of the rendering cause I will randomly have moments of other snakes just popping in, same with some dots
Definitely the worst way to deal with the issues
>the smaller snake wins head on collisions
why
>>333076978
Yeah if it was an attempt to fix lag, it doesn't seem to have helped much
>>333076941
I've noticed this too, the middle is almost entirely small snakes
>Me and another snake speed up at the same time
>Am the same size
>He goes twice as fast as me
How the fuck.
>Big snake's head visible passes through my body
>I die
NO.
im amazed they managed to fuck it up already
>snakes
but they are worms
how do you kill other players? I ram into ones smaller than me and I die.
>can't react fast enough to snakes boosting at you from off screen because of the lag
lol
>>333077661
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_%28video_game%29
I'm getting some kind of weird tetris effect from the fucking choppiness, real life seems choppy as well
>>333077661
>I ram into ones smaller than me and I die.
Every time you get close to a reddit snake they go into a faggot coil, the one from pressing the left or right arrow.
>>333060156
>it's another "BR beta tests on /v/ then sells out" episode
>>333077661
That was their plan all along and you fell right into it. They played you like a fiddle.
>>333077971
he already sold out lmao
ded game. laggy as fuck soon to login feature and levels + cash shop
We Reddit now
>0.5 second input lag
my ass
>top is now just ~6000
What were they thinking?
Its just not even interesting anymore
Who else names their snake racist names to throw the other snakes off guard and break their concentration?
>coiling small sneks that dont know it before its too late.
>catch cool 2k reddit snek
>Lag spike
>Warp into reddit
>Die
Im kinda mad but #2 for 10 mins not bad.
they even reduced the hitbox so now its harder to kill
t-thanks
>tfw put stone on right arrow
>faggots come up all the time bc they think my spinning head will eventually crash into their body
>tfw hitbox is in my favor and eventually they trip up
>tfw free food
Lower gains have ruined the game.
I'm sad. Played for literally six hours last night, felt autistic but it was the most fun I've had with a game in a long time.
Yeah, im not interested in fighting it out with other little shits all the time. It was a lot more interesting fighting it out for the remains of titans and seeing trains snakes roll by.
>>333071510
>didn't expect it to grow this fast
kinda like my snek
>>333079269
eliminate all jews
>>333079404
This. Was surprisingly fun yesterday, not it's unsurprisingly shit.
>run into tiny german snake because it was full black
wow
Anyone else get unnerved when you think you're pretty big then pass by a gigantic snake who's at least ten times your size?
>>333079404
I only found out about it 12 hours ago. I played for an hour and went to bed. Now it's already ruined.
how can I make my snek look like reddit?
>>333079698
pretty frequent occurrence in the locker room
>Slightly-less big snake bumps into me and vaporizes
>I bump into a tiny as fuck snake and vaporize
What the fuck?
As for you guys bitching about tiny gains, step it up. Ya gotta grab those fast-moving orbs for massive gains.
>Listening to this during a feeding frenzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bWjc_LMWnc
>>333079404
If they really wanted to decrease the amount of particles on screen they should have just halved the particles and doubled their values.
>>333079862
... this is not agario
Death is not decided by who is bigger, but by who bumps his head into a body
>>333079862
Yeah, the speeder orbs are a MUST now.
>Jumped from 10 to 100 cause one spawned right in front of me
>>333079987
I've been trying to figure out how much those things actually give you. Does it scale by something or is it a set amount?
>tfw spawning in a corpse
>>333079972
That makes 0 sense, but I guess that's good to know.
Remember to report shill threads.
>>333079774
click the facebook or twitter thing in the corner then exit back out to snek and it'll be an option in the bottom left. You don't even have to actually link on FB or anything, just click the link to
>>333080093
it's basically the rules of snake except you can run into your own body
>>333080093
>That makes 0 sense
What to know how I know you're younger than 20?
>>333080071
The longer they go unconsumed, the more they give. They start at like 80 or so and scale up to ~250.
>>333080087
>TFW spawning in your corpse
>Minding my own business
>Orange snake fag near me
>He starts speeding around me
>Managed to trap and kill me
10/10
>>333080307
That's a very unremarkable story.
>>333080236
thank you
choke the life out of reddit!
>>333080545
Congrats, you just (com)pressed f and paid respects.
>all I can think about while playing this is that laughing man from that Agario 3D video on youtube
Thanks, /v/.
>>333060156
Can't wait for "SLITHER.IO IN MINECRAFT"
>>333081049
Thanks Sethbling.
You shouldn't be able to go through the body of your own snake.
>>333081165
Yes, you should also just eat snakes smaller than your head, but that's a no go too.
>>333081165
>>333081264
If this were the game then it would be literally impossible for a large snake to lose except if he fucked up somehow by hitting himself.
Slow as fuck... Dunno if it's because of webgl, but it sucks ass.
how long until reddit takes over
>>333081510
It was reddit the second it opened.
>>333081510
too late
>>333081165
I really agree with this. I assumed you couldn't for a long time since that was the whole point of the original snakes game. The way it is now, you really only die from being impatient and careless.
>Name character "Gas the Kikes"
>Renamed to "Gas the People"
>>333081510
>there's a Reddit skin
m8
also anyone notice most reddit snakes are so fucking retarded?
>>333081510
Now, It's why why don't have any snakes that can circle a quarter of the map anymore.
This shit is so much more laggier.
Fuck you, dev.
>shit gains
>lags even more
RIP
>>333081682
it's also slow as fuck, and mistakes can still be made
it's a game about leveraging relative safety for boosts in progress speed
>>333081709
it filters tits to treats and nipples to raisins too
We can contact them here
http://slither.io/contact/
I doubt it would make a difference but it's worth a shot.
>>333060156
Does this game have some kind of Reddit bias? A Reddit snake just dashed right through me, killing me in the process.
>>333080545
he could have easily gone for the kill on you if he wasn't a faggot
>>333081709
>Nigger Killer
>Renamed to Buster Killer
>>333065749
This is pretty fucking stupid, the game is much more fun and dynamic with massive size differences and the ability to progress quickly
just unplayably laggy now
>>333082264
and now the snakes have smaller hit box too
>>333081709
>cum to com
>penis to cactus
>>333081709
>ChatShitGetBanged
>ChatPoopGetBanged
>tfw your racist snake name blatantly triggers some reddit snake and he hunts you incessantly until you coil him
>>333074720
Learn some fucking English you retard.
>tfw died at #2 as ironic reddit twitch streamer
fuck I got too greedy and stayed in the middle the whole time trying to coil other top 10s
>>333082850
>game becomes nothing more than a battle between Trump snakes vs Reddit snakes
>Some nigga named calvin tries to wrap me
>succeeds, closes closer and closer
>boost into his head and kill him
>Get to size 1000+
>Dozens of tadpoles following me trying suicidal collisions
>>333083732
I'm always afraid I'm going to fuck up when wrapping someone so I don't really do it often.I always feel bad for the little sneks that don't want to die too, and let them go eventually.
>Someone runs into my face with their face
>I die
Yeah fuck this game.
>literally everyone is faster than me
Nice fucking game.
>>333084001
wrap two snakes and make them fight, its fun stuff.
I wrapped an America and German snake together and made them reenact WW2, the German won so I let him go
How do you faggots even manage to play the game?
>kill snek
>10 other sneks swarm in
>fps goes to 0
>when it comes back I'm dead
gg
>>333083453
>Playing as Trump's Stand [THE WALL]
>Kill "Dump the Trump"
>get killed by a Reddit snake
>>333084249
yesterday wasnt shit
>>333084249
you're unlucky enough to live somewhere where the ping to the game's server is bad
sorry
Playing on a trackpad and I'm still killing big fuckers
>just scouting the outskirts of the map
>mfw i see the guy at the top of the leaderboard
>>333084249
Live near the servers, faggot. There's gotta be one close to Texas, cause only the death of a top 10 guy will lag me.
>>333084559Australia.
I know this feeling too well.
>Finally get some faggot trapped where I want him
>Start coiling around him
>Some bigger snake moves in to coil around me
TED CRUZUMAKI DOWN
>690 people
Holy fuck.
It was lag as hell yesterday when there was only 200.
>New snake, get in on a mini bloodbath
>coil three tiny fuckers
>two ded
>coil in for a tight kill
>A snake smaller than me managed to coil around me
>The #1 on the server coils around him
OH GOD WHY.
How do you guys know it's a BR?
What do the flashing pellets that fly around do?
Every thirty minutes I feel like playing but then it's just as bad as before and I stop again
>>333085167
big size boost
>>333085178
I know your pain anon. This game was so much fun yesterday, I wish someone could get a hold of an earlier build.
No seriously, did they nerf the amount of energy you can get from killing a snek?
The lag is somehow even worse today. Even more disgusting, I think worms are just popping into my line of sight.
Just started playing this yesterday. Hit the top 10 player score list around 4-5 times.
This game is a addictive as fuck.
>tfw you get a glowing orb at the same time you kill a faggy reddit snake
>>333085323
How big? I always end up burning quite a bit to get them
>>333085782
Its more than you spent to boost most of the time. Just dont run into another snake while chasing them.
>>333085782
If you're very small it'll quadruple your length
I suspect the decreases as your size increases
