What's the /v/erdict then?
crazy good faps
buy holy shit Helena and Nyotengu just rape me all the time in poker
What game!?
Not a game.
Clipping errors everywhere.
Less content that previous entries.
New minigames objectively dumber than previous entries.
Hundreds of dollars of DLC.
Cancer killing video games. Kill yourself if you actually paid money for this.
>>333042945
This. And all retards here on /v/ fell for this kek
>>333042568
A deals a deal
Doesn't have the good girls.
>>333042945
>>333042998
Call me when PC port happens
Man Marie and Honoka really took the world by storm. They were first introduced as DLC characters and now they are the stars in all of the promo for DOAX3.
>>333043660
>really took the world by storm
what kind of reach do you think this shitty """game""" has?
>>333042568
No Tina no buy.
>>333043660
Who is really to blame? The devs for creating such pandering characters? The fans for having such shit taste? Or the characters themselves, for being such shameless sluts?
>>333042568
I dislike tiny areolas.
>>333044040
>liking pepperoni
shit taste
>>333044138
They don't even have nipples at this point.
>>333043178
Is it wrong of me to think that this neo/v/ looks rad?
>>333042998
waiting for the assets to get dumped on PC so they can be ported to whatever you want to fap to.
>>333043941
I'm surprised kasumi ranked so high.
>>333044559
It just won't be the same...
Is there a good DOA game on Vita?
>>333043941
The japanese. Everyone knows they have shit taste.
>>333042568
i don't know i still need a pic of ayane in that swimsuit with a full one-piece tan
>>333044670
5+ is the only one. It's an impressive port but has limited content compared to the current iterations of 5 and isn't supported any more. Still good though, contains all the single player modes and such.
Xtreme 3 is also on Vita, but you'll have to import and it's nowhere near as good as the PS4 version.
https://my.mixtape.moe/qqpwbt.mp4
>>333043941
> lolibait 17,6%
> honoshit 15,1%
32,7% for 2 shit character. Tina and Lisa duo not in the game, this is suffering
I want to impregnate Honoka while she asks me why she feels so hot
She is literally perfect for lovemaking
>all the hate in this thread
>literally 0 Momiji
found the problem
fuckin stupid honoka op pic always gives me a boner
>>333043941
Shunning away US release for pedo and retarded characters for less then 100K sales combined on PS4 and Vita.
>>333044847
people fap to this cheap looking balloon tits shit?
>>333042945
Aww, that makes me sad. I liked the concept behind the the games, but the earlier games were terrible. Like the main volleyball game was nigh unplayable, and I was just hoping something would get fixed this time around.
Luckily they priced this shit around $100CAD, so I didn't bother preordering it. I've bought every previous DoAX and never paid more than $20.
>>333042568
>we will never have H-game with this godlike art
WHY EVEN LIVE
>>333045301
retarded emojiposter
>>333042945
>Hundreds of dollars of DLC
Confirmed for not knowing what the fuck you're talking about. The only DLC is 2 pre-order costumes.
Girl ogling - 9/10 (1 point deduction for clipping issues)
Gameplay - 5/10 (Minigames are fun but shallow)
It's great if you just wanna perv out for a while. Not something you can (or really should) play for hours on end though.
Exactly what you'd expect.
>>333043941
>Hitomi almost didn't make it
What the fuck, I thought she was one of the most popular girls.
>>333045301
Well I just tried fapping to the decapitated head guro you just posted. But even though she's screaming and crying I just can't get off. That art style is beyond terrible and there's no blood whatsoever, worst guro ever.
>>333045717
You really think they aren't going to sell a shit ton of DLC?
>>333045141
it's funny how momiji went from a minor side character in ninja gaiden to one of the most popular girls in doa
>>333046090
Who cares what we think. The fact is there's no paid DLC, yet. So clueless shitposter is just a shitposter.
can they just make a fucking game where you can just fuck all the DoA girls and then we can just put a bow on this series for good?
>>333046328
No because the main series games are actually good.
>>333046248
Please, it's Team Ninjew. We all know how they operate at this point
>>333046328
no because director or prodcuer said the girls were pure
It's a good start but I'd prefer a little bit more realism and less plasticity. Less balloons and more actual boobs.
>>333043941
The poll was fixed. Hayashi wanted his daughters on the cover
>>333046524
not when i'm done with them
>>333042945
>Less content that previous entries.
That was my fear. I haven't seen much about the new one yet, but the trailers I've seen so far didn't have the flair I loved int the first two games. I liked the tropical island feeling because it was comfy as fuck, but now it seems to be like some random Illusion game like Sexy Beach.
What exactly changed, compared to the prequels? Also, how did Zack get his Island back this time?
>>333046248
If anyone here is clueless, it's you. Enjoy your cancerous business practices.
>>333043941
>Mila, the only new girl with an acutal story, isn't in the new game
What a load of shit
>>333042945
>>333042998
>>333043941
>>333043660
>game with zero variety in the girls except hair color
>add girls with different proportions
>they're popular
people like different things? WHO KNEW?!
they wouldn't be so popular if the other girls weren't all the same shape too
>says it was in my country over a week ago
>hasn't updated since
suffering
>>333042876
DoA
>>333044869
you sound mad, this for you ;)
>>333043941
The amount of butthurt from Marie+Honoka in this pole is comparable with Bayonetta 2 exclusivity.
>>333048493
>I'm not a pedophile! I just like different proportions!
It's shit desu senpai
>>333048907
im actually talking about honoka but nice strawman
its still just the minimum they could do
>>333043941
Japanese voting. They dislike niggers and murrica-characters. No surprise to me.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D0fSTCL.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Marie + Honkers buddy-cop movie spoof coop shooter when?
>>333042568
I've fapped to this game every single day since it's release.
I think I am going to do a no fap month to heal my dick after this week.Because I am going to be playing Dark Souls 3
>>333049014
>im actually talking about honoka
Oh, the literal retard? There's no wonder why she's popular.
DOA girls are my /fit/spiration. I want to look fit enough that I can stand next to a girl who looks that good and not look out of place.
>>333044847
What's wrong with her face? Looks like a plastic mask.
>>333048304
> salty, you did choose
> not 'salty, you chose'
It's like they don't even Chaika.
>>333043941
>Loli and airhead on top
>Big titty Japanese waifus in the middle
>Whites, the Chinese and the black are dead last
I'm actually kind of shocked by how hilariously this dovetails with every stereotype about Japanese tastes.
![dead_or_alive_5_ultimate_christie_floral_casual_3_by_ltmanning-d6yvmah[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/J85Z8cr.png "dead_or_alive_5_ultimate_christie_floral_casual_3_by_ltmanning-d6yvmah[1].png")
>>333043941
>Christie near bottom
People who voted in that have the most detestable taste.
>>333049362
>>333049414
I thought the stereotype was that Asians want to fuck American women a lot too?
>>333048074
tomboys a shit
>>333049572
Asian girls want to fuck white guys, american women are too carnivore for asian men
>>333049109
>look ma im trolling on 4chan xDDD
>>333047616
A few swimsuits are missing from the previous game, jet ski races and water slides are missing and a lot of the gravures like the underwater one are missing
>post a bunch of Dragon's Dogma threads when PC port releases
>there's even a general on /vg/ for it
>threads aren't deleted
>post a DOAX3 thread
>deleted because it belongs on /vg/
>not popular enough for a general
that bias. It's like no one wants us talking about this at all. I'm just a poor soul who wants the fucking scans of the visual guide.
>>333049669
Being decent looking guy, you get tons of karaoke and other bar invites from japanese girls.
>>333049572
Porn streaming sites that track searches report most of the top ones coming from Japan are for Japanese women.
>>333048304
Why do retarded weebs always ruin good pictures
>>333050015
>>333049651
I don't get it?
You get claustrophobic from playing the game?
>>333042568
Honoka is a character made to appeal to literal retards, it's why she as a character is also a literal retard.
It disappoints me that anyone is actually stupid enough to like her at all.
>>333042945
It's the clipping that kills it for me, I just cannot stand that shit in games. Especially when the premise of the game is to look good.
>>333050310
just because she's an idiot doesn't mean I wouldn't put my dick inside her. She's not even top 3 in DOAX3 though
>>333050379
Playing any game with that kind of autism must be hard, huh?
I feel sad for you, m8.
>>333050485
It annoys me in other games, but in this game I couldn't tolerate it.
This game is made to show off one or two models at a time, if they can't get that right then this game is failing at it's one task.
>>333050263
Why are small butts so much better than big ones?
>inb4 fuck off Patty
>>333050452
I never said I wouldn't either, but have some fucking standards. This is a damn video game, nobody is forcing you to play as that retard.
I don't know how anyone could look at all the other girls and be like "nah, I want the RETARD".
>>333050015
why do retarded normies always ruin my site
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>333043941
>The most popular characters in Japan are the youngest, most feeble, and most pandering.
Well I'm not really surprised.
>>333050661
You are so wrong my friend. There is no softness with a small butt, just bones.
>>333050485
>>333048493
>Honoka
>different proportions
she's literally a mashup of 5 different girls.
Porn that is not free.
0/10
>>333050817
Why are her tits going crazy? Really ruins it for me to be honest family.
>>333050771
>not preferring girls with tight, small, well shaped asses
>>333050878
youtube
>>333050893
For the same reason her hair clips through her arm. Because the devs are incompetent, and lazily knocked out a poor product to exploit horny virgins.
>>333050878
Porn costs you an internet connection
>>333049520
Thanks man.
>>333050909
If you go to thrust into that "tight, small, well shaped ass" you're going to be ramming your pelvis into bones and it is not going to feel good.
>>333051020
The worst thing by far is that the hair doesn't cast shadows
What is this 2001?
>>333049071
It'd just end up with me continuously having threesomes with them.
>>333051195
Is there a canon reason why all the girls are such talented strippers?
>>333051197
>Weebs paid over $100 for this shit
Just got the game finally. Can someone run down what the difference between Girl and Owner Mode are? How do you get money as the Owner?
Why would you buy/play this when you could just buy any random h-game and get a better experience for your money?
>>333049710
>jet ski races and water slides are missing
What the fuck. So it's bascially DoAX1?
>>333051319
Good looking women all make good strippers because as long as they move it looks good no matter what.
>>333042568
A bunch of sluts on an island while somehow worst girl Hitomi made it in.
How much story is there in the mainline DOA games?
I'm planning on getting into Ninja Gaiden and found out that it and DOA are apparently in the same universe, so now I feel a need to get into it as well.
>>333051679
None
>>333051020
>>333050893Its because the person is using the an in game item that creates wind you moron.
>>333051810
>calls people morons for not owning the game to know about some shitty retarded feature that looks like garbage
Nice.
>>333048943
>>333045141
>>333045717
>>333049770
It's because softengine or they made Momiji's tits Ninja Gaiden levels of huge again?I'm ok with that
>>333051810
Shhhh! Don't ruin their obvious shitposting!
>>333042568
>Barely any Honoka SFM porn
>>333051810
Then why does the water fall straight down?
Boring as shit soulless game whose only purpose is to have some anime girls shake their asses at the screen. I watched a Let's Play of it and the guy playing was repeating activities within 10 fucking minutes.
baka desu senpai
I have recently become addicted to fapping to DOAX3 pictures.
:(
>>333051997
no, its lazy development. 5 or 6 girls have the same body
>>333050892
How is this game not rated A only shit thats alot of TnA with little clothing
>>333051675
>worst girl Hitomi
kys
>>333052006
git gud
>all these disgusting tans
excuse me while I vomit
>>333052136
>posting hidden characters
>>333052136
Why is she doing the dance?
>>333042568
Many faps were had/10
Would masturbate again and again and again
Isn't the only guy in the game black? Not sure i like the implications, nor can respect people who is okay with it
>>333052290
Who wants to go to the effort of putting sun screen on them every day?
>>333051675
>worst girl Hitomi
Meanwhile Rachel is off somewhere sobbing knowing that there's a whole line of girls more likely to get in as DLC than her.
>>333052240
Are all the pole dancing animations the same for all girls?
I've only seen that one
>>333052323
Autism.
>>333052424
>Rachel
>Sarah
Why do these girls even exist? They actively lower the attractiveness of the rest of the cast.
>>333042568
Did somebody actually decide forgetting to finish undressing should be a swimsuit design?
>>333043941
>kokoro made it so high up
Yikes... Japan really does have shit taste.
>>333052653
Well Honkers is retarded
>>333052562
absolute shit tier physics
>>333042876
>What game!?
>>333051148
The 4th one should have a better foot game.
>>333044625
I agree. She seems boring. It's like playing Street Fighter and being, like, "I really like that Ryu guy. He is my favorite video games man".
SO vanilla
>>333042568
Amazing titties
Kind of bare-bones otherwise, but functional enough and fun in small bursts
>>333052121
Other way around, m8
DOA5 they had the same bodies, they vary more here
>>333053325
>Kind of bare-bones otherwise, but functional enough and fun in small bursts
More like "fun in smallbusts"
>>333052972
MEIN GOTT MEIN DICK
>>333043941
>generic nipponese create-a-waifus all top picks
>characters with actual unique features/ origins/ designs dead last
SASUGA JAPAN. FUCKING KUSO TASTE.
>>333050893
wind, strong wind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7nAg8GSQf4
Where's the general thread on vg? Did the mods ban it?
>>333053892
>Giant breast and tiny nipple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo
>>333054590they have no nipples
>>333042568
No nipples/10
>>333049770
Bought the visual guide but no scanner.
>>333049770
>deleted because it belongs on /vg/
This is a mistake. Probably a new hotpocket. Complain in IRC next time, they might listen.Or they might delete it, which is their perogative.
>>333043941
ITS NOT FAIR
>>333055146
When the same thread is on /v/ 24/7, they belong in /vg/
>>333050685
OI REDDIT
>>333055327
It kind of depends, case by case basis I would assume (hope).
>>333052290
Its so fucking tedious to get sunscreen and apply them regularly. The game does help slightly by informing you when the sunscreen wears out. Plus>>333052356
, AI Ayane and Helena don't tan at all.
>>333055327
>Continuous threads for a game that's only been out a few weeks has to go on /vg/
Except that's not true. This happens to so many games you must be new if you think that. Reminds me of all the fuss over Mad Max a few months ago when people get bitching instead of letting them run their course and die out
>>333053892
christ, they're the size of her head
>>333052356
No, there a lot of male characters. 14 in Last Round if you included the guest male characters as well.
>>333055192
WATCH OUT A BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTESTOR IS BEHIND YOU LEIFANG
>>333052356
Fuck off nigger hater. Zack is the best male in the DOA series.
>>333055685
ZACK BEAM
>>333055685
Blacks can be cool as fuck. But you're still a cuck if you're okay with him fucking your waifu and hot girls.
I honestly wish you stupid cunt old stop posting this game. Because of you fucking idiots I had to go buy the game spending almost $90 on express shipping because I'm not waiting until May to have it. Seriously. I'm so fucking pissed.
>>333042568
mmmm gurl wanna eat dem titties right up
>>333055807
He isnt fucking them, he's there to make their holiday fun. He's pretty much a slave
>>333055807
Zack owns the island but has business to attend to (probably masturbating furiously watching security cameras) so a self-insert you acts as owner of the island and interacts with all the girls
>>333052934
No point texturing something that isn't seen all that often. The only times where you can see the feet are relaxing scenes(for certain characters), being on the bed in the room or rock climbing.
>>333049520
Much appreciated, anon.
>>333050761
>most pandering
The entire cast is literally nothing but pandering. That's their whole purpose.
>>333055878
>>333056138
FUK OFF!
>>333042945
>Niche game
>Not even coming to the US
>Cancer killing video games
Maybe you are the one that should kill yourself faggot.
>>333050761
>pandering
This isn't a dirty word.
I should be pandered to. If games don't pander to me, why would I play them?
>Play Gone Home to "broaden your horizons"
I don't need to broaden my horizon to include the sewage plant.
>>333050661
Small and tight is great.
>>333042945
>Not a game.
It most certainly is a game. It has gameplay. Which is more than can be said for many recent artsy fartsy interactive media.
>>333056103
Shhhh, don't ruin their shitposting for them
>>333056195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob5dwRjGigE
>>333043941
Lei Fang, Tina and Mila all in a row -- Not in the game :(
>>333050661
>Patty
It's fucking PADDY you nignog.
>>333056308
Because needing pandering proves that you just want games to be your safe space, instead of anything artistic or worthwhile.
>>333049014
He's just insecure about his shit taste in girls.
>>333050310
Isn't that what Kokoro was made for?
>>333056502
Please stop replying to my posts.
>>333056615
>that you just want games to be your safe space
My safe space is games that are good. Yeah I'm fine with it. I'm not paying for ones that I don't enjoy you shabbas-goy.
>>333056615
DoA isn't really trying to be artistic or worthwhile, I don't think.
>>333055528
These are the same threads since DoA5
>>333056671
No Kokoro was meant for autists. It wouldn't suprise me if she was very intelligent.
>>333044415
Yes it is
>>333043941
Milafags btfo! I knew they were just another obnoxious minority
>>333056827
They're no more obnoxious than any other base.
>>333043941
No one. Marie and Honoka are miracles of the universe.
>>333050310
you do know that we seek in opposite gender what we lack ourselves?
honoka is an intellectuals choice
>>333042945
>Still more gameplay than Gone Home/walking simulator
>When you have flowing hair and cloth dynamics, shit will clip.
>Less content? Still the same number of girls as the previous game. Lesser overall number of swimsuits iirc, but graphics have improved by leaps and bounds. Jet skis and water slide replaced by rock climbing. Slots removed from casino cause it was buggy as shit.
>Only DLCs out now are CE stuff.
>>333043941
The answer is clearly the patriarchy.
tanlines marie rose is honestly proof there is a god and that he is kind and just
>>333056958
Don't think i've seen much Tinafags shilling their waifu much, hell, even Kasumi doesn't have such an insufferable closet gay base
>>333057113
>Don't think i've seen much Tinafags shilling their waifu much
Have you been around for two days?
>>333057196
I know they exist, but they're not nearly as obnoxious. Perhaps it's because they've been loyal to their waifu for so long, while Milafags are literal newfags with special snowflake syndrome
Best girl thread?
>>333057113
Out of the girls who didn't make it in, her fans have been the most vocal ones
>>333057368
consider me a criminal
No Tina/Lisa 3/10 Verdict
With Tina/Lisa 10/10
The verdict isstill not delivered/10
Jesus christ did someone shoot their airplanes down?
>>333057609
Customs stopped the plane.. they've, "confiscated" all the evidence and are busy fapping to your game.
>people actually tanning the fuck out of the girls
>showing the pole dancing with burnt girls
Why
Tanning looks like shit
>>333043941
DOAX has forgotten its roots!
God I love one piece suits.
>>333058075
It only really looks terrible when they use the tanning lotion.
>>333043941
This list is perfect. All of my favorite 8 girls made it in. Everyone else I could give less then a damn about.
>>333049459
There is a reason because honoka and marie rose are the new faces of DOA
>>333059220
How dark do they get if you use lotion every day?
>>333059247
>>333059632
Their skin starts to look like Lisa's.
>>333058567
That ass.
>>333056615
What is an artistic or worthwhile game then? A walking simulator with a "deep" story?
>>333060282
They really stepped up their ass game this time around.
>>333054541
Because it's not a game.
Which ticket is better.. dangerous or tempting?
How do you use em?
>>333060753
VN's are posted all the time
>>333045301
Well, since no reallife girl want us...
Is Zack still going out with what's her face from when he initially won that money and built the first Zack Island?
>>333060753
How so?
>>333043941
I think adding white hair would be good just for variety's sake but this is a good result.
>>333042568
It's pretty much just fap material. Not really worth the cost and if I really wanted to see it I'll just look upNyotengugameplay footage on youtube or something.
