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>he picks elves when dwarves exist
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>he picks dwarfs because they make him feel better about being a neckbeard manlet
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>>333028037
>he picks elves because they make him feel better about being a pale lanklet
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To this day I believe that /v/ and /tg/ are so obsessed about dwarves because of their over-masculinity. In hobbit, they were just small bearded gnome-guys who lived in mountains and liked gold. Then it all turned into STRIKE THE EARTH BEARDS BEARDS MASCULINITY FAT BEER BELLY MUSCLES.
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>>333027972
>when dwarves exist


And that's the problem, WHERE DO they exist?

Name one good game where (amongst other races) you find dwarves that isn't:

1. NWN / aldur's gate series
2. World of Warcraft (I'd even argue about the "good" part)


I would give my firstborn for a good fantasy game with dorfy dorfs in it, but for some reason, people prefer elves in any game there is.

Zelda is full of pointy eared fair skinned people called Hyrulians.
Morrowind has 3 (technically 5) types of elves, but no dwarfs in the typical sense of "axe wielding, beardy, shortstacked alcoholics that like to fight".

Maybe the first Dragon Age could count, since you can be a dwarf there, but aside from that? It looks grim for dwarves in games...
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>>333028846
Total War Warhammer is coming next month with them as a major faction
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>>333028736

Late Tolkien dwarves were undeniable badasses without pretentiousness. Early Tolkien dwarves were evil mountain Jews.
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>>333028631
It does!
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>>333028736
I believe you are wrong there, dwarves have been an element of fantasy and folklore long before Dwarf Fortress came out or computers even existed.

Part of the appeal, in my opinion, comes from the fact that they're a stark contrast to elves.

soft vs hard
peaceful vs warlike
subtle vs blunt
agility vs strength
clean faces vs scars and beards
nature vs forges and smithing

etc.


Also, certain fantasy settings like Tolkien's presentation of dwarves, the Warhammer world and others have helped portray them as an interesting race that is represented in fanart, books, games and what not.

They're just an interesting idea, like elves, goblins, orcs and or general fantasy concepts like wizards and paladins.

People like that shit and why not?
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>>333028736
I dislike elves because in tolkien they portraited as perfect creatures.
Dwarves actually has character traits and weaknesses so it is more fun to roleplay as.
Also what is wrong with being masculine ? Are you a sissy boy ?
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>>333029254
The elves are beautiful yes, but also ridiculously snobby and proud, hence the many wars against dwarfs and houses of men. They are not perfect in Tolkien's mythology.
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>>333029254
Tolkien elves are actually heavily flawed creatures. I bet you haven't even read the Silmarillion you meming fuck.
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>>333029254

Just read up on Fëanor and his sons. The elves fucked up, hard. To be fair, there are remarkably few truly bad elves - the 'bad' ones are just Grecian tragic heroes. With one or two exceptions - Maeglin, and to a lesser extent his father Eöl. Maeglin is the Tolkien equivalent of Ephialtes at the Battle of Thermopylae.
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>>333028037
>he picks elf because it makes him feel better about his evil jew-like schemes
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>>333029254

>Elves are perfect creatures
>In most cases the world's biggest problems are their fault
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The problem is too many people just see elves as humans but prettier and more special-er, making them the race of choice for anyone who wants to make a horrible mary sue self-insert.
Ain't no 15 year old girls writing shitty fanfiction about their romance with a fat little alcoholic scotsman who lives in a cave.
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>>333029580
>>333030250
>>333030379
>expecting anons to read a book when they could shitpost about that they made up in their headcanon
Not vidya anyway.
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>>333030250
>>333030379

Weren't the "bad" elves just lusting after the silmarils, which is just another form of Morgoth's evil influence on them?

They're never naturally evil, the bad ones are just corrupted by fear and lust for powerful baubles

then again, you could say the same thing about everything in Tolkien's mythology
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>>333030542
And that's why elves are for fags

Playing WoW on the horde made me realize this

Annoying edgy Elfs faggots everywhere

(The bad ones on alliance are worgen)
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I like to play full plated, two handed sword wielding Silmarillion-esque elves whenever I can.
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You know why?
Meet an elf
>Oh you cannot enter these woods traveler for somebody important farted in there and we are going to kill you if you go there
>Oh you cannot collect this ore traveler for it is sacred
>Oh we could help you against the big bad but we don't feel like it
>Oh I could tell you where the treasure is but here is a bullshit riddle about nature and harmony instead
Meet a dwarf
>You want to go there? Okay don't get killed
>You can trade ore with me, I'll even smith you something!
>Oh you need help? Fuck yes we are going to help just do this quest
>Treasure? Yeah it's in Darkplace McSkullfuck don't get killed goblins lurk there
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>>333029254
>Also what is wrong with being masculine ? Are you a sissy boy ?

There's nothing wrong with being masculine. There's definitely something wrong about being so insecure in your masculinity that you chase it and every expression of it with every fiber of your life or imagination.
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>>333028846
Dwarf Fortress.
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>>333028037
>The elves fucked up, hard.

But Feanor did nothing wrong. He made the Silmarils with his own hands, and it was unfair for the Valar to demand them of him. Yes he failed in his quest to get them back from Morgoth, but it's better to try and fail than sit on your hands and do nothing against the great Enemy of the World.
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>>333027972

Lawd, is dat sum Warhammer: Shadow of the Horned Rat I see?
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>>333031815

His sin was pride, because he let his wounded pride take precedence over the well being of his family and his people. Like I said, Grecian tragic hero.
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>>333031785
>Dwarf Fortress.

>game where (amongst other races) you find dwarves
>(amongst other races)


Can you really play as elves or humans in DF?
I thought it was pretty much "here's your bunch of DORFS, go build a fortress and die".
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>>333032318
There's an adventure mode where you can also play as an elf or human.
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>>333032063
I love playing as humans. I don't know why thou. Maybe i'm too boring for RPGs
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>>333032605
No, you are a contrarian that wants to set himself apart from people that play edgy or special snowflake characters.
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>>333032063
makes a lot of sense, actually

would also explain the tons of porn that show orcs raping elf girls
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>>333032740
>humans
>special snowflae characters

u wot m8

in pretty much any popular fantasy universe, humans are the bread and butter race, so average at everything it fucking hurts
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>>333027972
The only game I felt did Dwarves right was WoW vanilla.
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>>333028846
Arcanum does dwarves right. They're proud, have great lore, and fit in to the world perfectly
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>>333031636
the opposite can happen
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>>333032318
Mod it or play Adventure Mode
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>>333032740
>Play average race
Fucking contrarian
> play special snowflake bitufel elves
Fucking gay sissy boy
> play dwarves
Fucking nerd and neckbeard
> play orks
Fucking neckbeard nigger roleplayer
> play edgy race
Fucking 12 years edgy boys
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>>333032963
Reading isn't your strong point, is it? I guess playing simple human characters is mentally challenging enough.
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>>333033069

With the development of guns and being the new capital of the Alliance, Vanilla WoW dwarves seemed to be on the cusp of becoming the dominant species. That would have been interesting.
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>>333032063
So people who play heroic or non-asshole Orcs are doing what? Pandering to white guilt?

Methinks the original anon in that post is just projecting his own self imposed failings so very, very hard.
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>>333028037
Nah brah dwarves make way better fighters and tanks get that good constitution bonus along with strength plus you gain bonuses to crafting gear and you can drink a God under the table
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>>333033379
You forgot
>Lizardmen/Furry-race

But simply there is no winning move except to play the race you really like and not give a shit what others might think.
So it would be elves for me
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>>333032063
I just dislike non-humans. Period
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>he picks dwarves when humans exist
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I always liked playing dark elves. They're racist angry fucks, and I also have a fetish for femdom.
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>>333033475
Source on pic above caption, please.
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Goblins are all I need, faggrats.
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>>333032318
>He hasn't heard about the lesbian goblin fortress
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>>333027972
wat game
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>>333034012
Look for artist Saku Jirou in a place like sad panda for example.
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>>333027972
I thought this was going to be a thinly veiled flash porn thread.
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>>333034335
>the expectations of the faggot
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>>333034327
Thank you very much.
I hope you have a nice day.
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>humans are a choice
>he plays any race besides humans

Get the rope
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>>333033379
Pretty much this, you can demonize literally anything with that kind of witch hunt logic (and not just game things), especially when there are people who basically live only to shit on something, like most /v/'s professional shitposters.
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>>333034409
I warn you, he likes to depress people.
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>>333028037
I like dwarves because they are mostly no nonsense, no compromise, industry over arts, our kind over everybody else, stubborn and grudge holding die with your boots on people.
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>>333033475
Orcs only rape.
Elves only get raped.

That's how things are, and how they should be.
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>>333034821
>pic clearly shows a human female
>but I must meme
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>>333034821
what if the elves were the ones raping?
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>>333035143
If anything, elves would be crazy purefags, worse than /a/.
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>>333034297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
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Elves
>Magical pointy eared humans
Dwarves
>Short and hairy miner humans
Orcs
>Green negroid humans

Every race is just human with a quirk, so why not just pick human?
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>>333035004
It's not a meme. It's the truth. Elves are huge sluts.

>>333035143
Women can't rape.
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>>333035246
Depends on the type of elf really

Remember, elf sub-races tend to vary wildly. From the foppish and arrogant high elves, to the hippie commune wood elves, to the bisexual fetishistic dark elves.

Heck, I've had portrayals of grey/mountain elves essentially make them tall, hot, paranoid, techno-wizard dwarves.
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>>333035379
>Elves are huge sluts.
What setting? If your answer is japanese pornography you can start killing yourself. And even there more orcs rape human females.
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>he doesn't play a human paladin or dwarf warrior, and instead goes for elf or even worse - half elves
I mean, why do you even continue to play game? You should just end your life
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>>333035379
>Women can't rape.
can too
they can rape other women
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>>333035379
>Women can't rape.

That's what you think.
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>>333035368
Min-maxing.
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If Dwarves live in mines, caves and tunnels, why do they use axes instead of spears?
Even their physique would fit better for spears rather than axes.
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>Not playing superior fun sized races.

.
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>>333027972
>he plays humans in fantasy games
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>>333035792

Because Gimli had an axe and high fantasy forever dwells in Tolkien's shadow.
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>>333033475
>So people who play heroic or non-asshole Orcs are doing what? Pandering to white guilt?

Or people call you Chris Metzen. I for one like noble/heroic orcs. But I like characters over caricatures.
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>>333035525
source?
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>He picks flesh when metal exists
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>>333035525
>>333035528
According to where you live, rape may be defined as putting your penis into someone's vagina or asshole.
Thus it is literally impossible for a woman to rape.
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>>333032318
You can play pretty much any race in the game, which includes most kinds of animals turned into some kind of beastman, in the adventure mode.

There have been mods in the past to play as other races in the build mode, like Kobolds and Goblins.
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>>333036151
Well then it's the perfect crime.
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>>333035792
What.
Spear would be terrible weapons to use underground.
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>>333027972
>choosing to be a deformed human
Dwarves and elves are the fucking laziest races.
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>>333036228
I mean if you beat some man up and put a butter knife up his ass while you speak vulgar shit to him and diddle yourself it may not be rape, but its torture, assault, and so on.

It can be a crime, just not rape, depending on where you live. Like, tying a man to a chair, force feeding him viagra and having sex with him until his dick bleeds is torture.
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>>333036228
Sexual assault gets the same sentences as rape when the severity is the same.
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>>333032038
Female dwarves are the best thing in anime settings. Unless you like the classic bearded female dwarves, good for you then.
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>>333028890

I don't know how anyone can justify buying a TW game at full release price now that we know they have no intention of not hiding half of every new game behind a $100 paywall.
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>>333027972
>picking elves
>picking dwarves
>picking anything other than good ol' fashioned humans
It's like you guys can't even roleplay properly
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>>333032038
>lolicons are manlets confirmed
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>>333036476
You know that's more difficult to rolepay a different race, right? Especially in P&P.
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>>333029173

The elves v. dwarves shenanigans is a complete invention of Tolkien.
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>>333036439
>lineage 2 female dorf
>chocobos

What
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>picking any disgusting subhuman mudrace
GAS THE DORFS
RAPE THE ELVES
PUNT THE GNOMES
ENSLAVE THE ORCS
SHOOT THE HALFLINGS
RACE WAR NOW
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>>333031715

There's nothing wrong with hypermasculine power fantasy unless it becomes a fixation, and I can guarantee that you don't have a basis to say that anons have an unhealthy fixation with it.
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>>333028736
Because /v/ and /tg/ are filled with neckbeards.
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>>333036503
Loli goes better alongside tall races, though.

Loli porn when the guy is a manlet or has a tiny dick is dissappointing
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>>333035379
>women can't rape

Y-Yeah, I was never violated by an old orc lady, I'm still pure, it was all a dream.
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>>333028846
Even though TES doesn't have dwarves, you can't help but admit some of the elves are badass. Like the Wood Elves.

>Live in moving trees
>Live on a purely carnivorous diet, with strong implications that they're not above cannibalism
>In dire circumstances, will have a group turn into mindless monsters and swarm whomever is attacking their homeland
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>>333032963

Actually, humans are definitely the special snowflakes of Tolkien's world.

http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Gift_of_Men
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>>333028846
Divinity series.

>wait, who are we at war with again?
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>>333036321

Think again.
Dwarves lining up in narrow passages with shields and spears and they would effectively bottleneck anyone.
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>>333035792
Because Tolkien knew more about language and folklore than he did warfare.
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>>333035476
take 40k for example
fuckers were so slutty they gave birth to a chaos god(dess)
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>>333037129

Good luck having the spear bashed and then pinned to a wall, ceiling or floor with no way to recover quickly before you're left with nothing but a shield at point blank.
Also question why you're attacking someone in a narrow passage when you're normally talking corridors wide for 2 + hauling cart/cargo.
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>>333037295
That's what swords are for. The perfect sidearm.
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>>333027972
>picking either when humans exist
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>Hating on superior human beings
I want /tg/ and this meme to leave
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>>333037292

Well, what the fuck are you supposed to do when scarcity no longer exists and everyone has nothing but prosperity and centuries of leisure time on their hands? Butt stuff, obviously.
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>>333032063
What a horrible attempt at internet psychology

Elves are always annoying cunts, whether author intends it or achieves it by making them "perfect" yet idiotic.

Dwarves are naturally cool. Drunk manlets who love work - they're the ethanol-fueled robots of fantasy. That instantly makes them coolest things around.
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>>333037464
Why did you post such a vulgar and ugly thing when speaking in favor of elves?
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>>333037028
>http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Gift_of_Men
>you are blessed with the power
>the power to die
gee, thanks... I know that's a big thing in tolkiens universe, but its not exactly web slinging powers.
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>>333030379
Feanor did literally nothing wrong
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>>333035998
HURR YOU MUST BE A MANLET NERD NECKBEARD
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>>333037634
You need to learn to love all kinds of elves anon.
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>>333037545
>you will never live in a world where scarcity no longer exists and everyone has nothing but prosperity and centuries of leisure time, doing butt stuff
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>>333035998
The pleasures of the flesh compel me.
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>>333037783
No, you have shit taste and that doujin is one of the worst things that happened to elves.
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I only play Blood Elves on Horde
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>>333035792
Because the Dwarves in Tolkien do indeed make phalanxes with spears when they fight I'm large scale battles. Gimli used an axe because the fellowship was focused on travelling light, and none of them had very heavy weaponry or armor
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>>333035480
I'll roleplay an Elven lord hellbent on restoring order to his kingdom instead.
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>>333036439
Dwarf waifus a best.
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>>333038071
>Not skeleton waifu

plebeicus maximus detected.
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>>333032063
The part that makes some sense is the one about dwarves,but I don't understand the part about the orcs,you can play orcs and be a good guy.

Also,/tg/ is full of nerds so,I don't think people would listen to him. I'm gonna keep playing dwarves because they are badass,not because I'm a 5'6'' manlet.
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>>333028631
To be fair pale 'lanklet's are the most beautiful kind of human.
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>>333038071
Midgets are revolting
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>>333038071
She looks like she has downs
But at least she isn't the typical shitty downsized human crap or even worse - a loli
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I prefer elves when they are pure, because it's way more enjoyable to defile.

Actually, the whole thing about elf rape and porn used to be about this, making elves common sluts without even mind-breaking them first takes out all the fun.
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>>333038217
Loli races are the best.
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>>333038239
Moral degeneracy is such a rare tag
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>>333038071
>>333038127

Skeleton waifu (any path) > Elf waifu (converted away from elf culture, of course) = Lizard waifu (any) > Dwarf waifu (any)

Thats just simple facts, famalam.
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Scaly races best minor races
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>>333038326
They're trash made for pedophilic manchildren.

The only thing worse is crap made for teenage girls - sparkly elves and aristocratic vampires.
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>>333038417
Deekin, your best bard and best boy, but pls understand. Goblin best minor race
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>>333038417
Yeah, if you're a fucking furry.

That's okay me too.
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>>333036991
>Even though TES doesn't have dwarves
They do have dwarves, it's just that they're closer to dwarves in Norse mythology then Tolkeins dwarves.
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>>333037783
i could use a sauce brah
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>>333038463

What's wrong with being a pedophile or a 'manchild'?
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>>333035525
There's gotta be a sauce, right?
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Sorry, but the human race is usually the best.

I fucking love when the humans are based on Romans instead of generic medieval europeans, there is a reason if i love Imperials in TES.
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>>333038463
Insecure faggot/10
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>>333038698
Roundscapes: Adorevia its a game
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>>333038732
>there is a reason if i love Imperials in TES.
Because it's easy to name them?
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>>333038689
Wanting to rape (which is torture) innocent children is about as wrong as it gets.
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>>333038732
>Romans
No thank you, I choose pants.
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>>333038732
>I fucking love when the humans are based on Romans
You into shota or something?
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>>333028736
Fuck the hobbit, people need to move on from Tolkien's works and create their own setting, not poorly re-introduce his races
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>>333038239
>>333038364
>mfw my fetish for genderbent male (to female) is based upon this thinking.
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>>333038463
I love this usual /v/ thing, you post buzzwords, I post loli. Keep them coming anon.
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>>333038908
How? Being male is already have an implicit libido.
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>>333038940
>being male is being a slut
Nice to know
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>>333038193
shit taste, literel skellingtons are neither trustworthy nor attractive
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The sexiest races are those which are totally or almost totally human visually, but are implicitly understood to have an unusual genetic makeup.

It trips both the 'This has unique and valuable genes that will produce good offspring' and the 'this is genetically similar enough to me that I can definitely breed with it' switches.
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>>333038884
What, you aren't?
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>>333038884
Do i look like a priest?
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>>333038940
It's when he rejects it instead of embracing it and then getting raped.
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>>333039016

I agree, Draenei are the sexiest females of any fantasy setting
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>>333039016
The sexiest races are the ones that are almost identical to humans except they have horns and tails and sometimes an inhuman skin colour.
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>>333038826

1) Being attracted to fictional underage characters doesn't mean you're attracted to real children.

2) Being attracted to teenagers is not the same thing as being attracted to prepubescents.

3) Being attracted to someone doesn't mean you would fuck them if given the chance.

4) Wanting to fuck someone if given the chance doesn't mean you would rape them.

I just thought I'd break down the immense amount of bullshit you've managed to cram into one sentence.
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>>333039016
So we've got a thread with pedophiles and rape fetishists and now you join - someone with a fetish for the blandification and plebification of an already plebeian and bland concept.
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>>333037030
Were there any dwarves in Divinity 2? I think they were completely missing in that game
What's up with that?
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I prefer to play petite vanilla elves (like the ones drawn by Japanese artists) in games because I genuinely hope that I get trapped in my avatar's body.
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>>333039078
>elves
>orcs
>trolls
>ever working together

Only time that happens is for breeding
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>>333039252
Desperate escapism for as long as possible, anon.
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>>333039219

Can you be specific about what you're complaining about?
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>>333039218
>#notallpedophiles
>no I wouldn't RAPE a child, you dumbfuck!
>damn I bet that loli would gladly impale herself on my dick, she's just too pure to say it!
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>>333039274
>what is Warcraft
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>>333039343

You know where you're at, don't you?

Your ten dollars can't save you here.
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>>333039395
ERP:the game(s)
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I just want to prospect the mines, drink beer, tend the forge and throw fuckers off my mountain. Elves need not apply.
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>>333039343
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>>333038326
>>333038929
is this a video games thigh-loli thread?
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>>333039343
>This 17 year old girl must NOT be allowed to touch a 20 year old penis, I forbid it!
>M'lady, your soft impressionable mind is not yet ready for such tainted acts!
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>normalfags getting mad about loli.

>>333039218
Please keep responding to him, I bet he's enjoying your (you)'s.
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>>333039495
So be a Svirfneblin and build catapults
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>>333039153
>>333039186
Why is blue skin so great and yet so rare in video games?
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>>333039592
This image would be great if the axe was more detailed.
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>>333039592

You can pretend you don't respond to these people because it's bad or ineffective, but it's actually because you're an ashamed coward. Nothing was ever changed by doing nothing.
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>>333039495
Too bad you've gotta wage a long, horrific, and mutually savage war of extermination throughout the Misty Mountains to reclaim those mines.
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>>333039563
do you happen to have the picture of that one speedrunner or streamer that had his mugshot taken for having sexual relations with his 17 yr old gf while he was 18?
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>>333039723
Figures the dwarves and humans would use skub
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>>333039252
>Elder Tale never
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>>333038193
So fucking hot
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>Human ex-prince (father was assassinated, throne usurped, family banished)
>Fencing Rogue (Rapier + Weapon Finesse)
>Max Bluff and Diplomacy
>Dad was actually an asshole tyrant and kind of got what was coming to him
>Not that I'll ever admit that
>Snooty as hell referring to everyone as uncouth peasants
>Not actually evil, just damaged by upbringing and intent on reclaiming the throne from the (good-aligned) usurper
>Party tolerates my bullshit because having someone with ties to nobility is handy

Had so many fun interactions with this asshole prince
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>>333027972
>Game has Dwarves, Elves, Gnomes/Hobbits/Halflings, and Orcs
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Why is it legal to artificially inseminate a cow with the mentality of a human toddler, but it's illegal to let a willful 15-year-old touch your genitals?
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>>333039789
As a human i can say that we would never use skub.
Only sub-humans would use it to attempt to reach our beauty and happyness, the fools don't even know that they'll suffer terribly for using it.
Skub users disgust me
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>>333039674
And now you are assuming things about me, woah, you sure are different from him.

True, and you changed it indeed. Good work derailing this thread into the exact same pedophile vs normalfag argument we've been trought thousands of times.
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>>333039632
>regular generic shitty bitch with big tits
>naaah, boring

>add retard ears
>add color filter
>HOLY FUCK I CUM'D BUKETS ON CATGIRL SHE ROAR AT PENIS
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>>333039976
because the second one is rape, retard
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>>333039592
>I want to fuck kids
Hark, long since 'twas age of Knight
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>>333040086

So is the first one. Or would it not be rape to forcefully inseminate the 15-year-old?
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>>333039723
Dwarves are known for their skub abuse.
The "strange mood" is just an euphemism for skub-induced insanity.
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>>333039838
MORE LANKLETS PLEASE
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>>333039996
I bet that helps ease the withdrawal pains. Telling yourself you're above your fellow human.
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>>333039956
>world has dwarves, elves, gnomes, hobbits halflings, and orcs
>they're not called this
>despite clearly being the same fucking thing
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>>333032046
Horned rat will be pleased.
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>>333039976
>mfw i can't really argue with your statement
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>>333037129
spears are best when used in formations with several ranks

imagine around fifty people running in small caves, in shit terrain and visibility and trying to form spear formations

gladius+medium sized shield would be better choice
run up motherfucker and stab him into face
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>>333038557
...and they're all dead. You can't play as an extinct race.
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>>333040091
the age of the caliphate is upon us
we'll be able to fiddle as many little girls as we want
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>>333040243
>The fans make a huge deal about how their versions totally aren't boring and derivative, they are fresh and exciting and fuck you for thinking otherwise
Big problem with TES tbqh
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>>333039976
Emotionally, because humans don't sympathize with most animals. They're just seen as tools and sources of food (obviously pets are an exception).
Logically, cows are dumb as bricks and will never not be dumb as bricks. Raping young human is more likely to make a broken adult, but cows never become smart enough to give a shit.
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>>333039976
One is human one is an animal. Intelligent sentient beings are worth more than other animals.

SUFFER NOT THE XENO, MUTANT OR PSYKER
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>>333040091
Hey, my country still has knights. They just don't do anything. I bet they all fap to loli.
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>>333040053
I could say the same about your shitty fetish too anon.

Can you explain to me properly like a human being and not with meme greentalk, what exactly is wrong with blue skin as a fetish?

It never appears in real life, so it's exotic. Excuse me if I don't have more hardcore interests like vore or unbirthing.
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>comparing humans and animals
Humans will always be more worth than an animal in my mind. An animal can be sad and playful but humans are more complex and I relate much more to them. You might see it as some sort of moral dilemma, but I'll always value humans over animals. But I don't want unnecessary suffering for animals and shit, obviously.
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>normalfags who try to pretend they don't want to fuck kids

There's a reason this stigma exists, and it's because everyone (at least guys) wants to do it. As soon as my tits came in there was catcalling from college aged dudes hanging out of cars when I walked to school, my dad's friends getting weird and touchy when he wasn't around asking me to sit on their laps and shit, the gym teacher making comments about my growth. I have friends with much worse stories. Stories about guys who were, aside from this one thing, not even creepy.
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>>333040575
>An animal can be sad and playful but humans are more complex and I relate much more to them. You might see it as some sort of moral dilemma, but I'll always value humans over animals.

What about stupid humans? Say there's a retard with the intellectual level of a cow, should we be allowed to rape and kill him?
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>>333040587
I'm not fucking anything unless it has at least 80 pounds in ass only.
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>>333040587

>I had bad experiences with a few men so let me just stereotype all men
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>>333040524
You've got fetish for fucking colors.
Not shape, not even texture, fucking light reflection characteristics.

It's at the same time plebeian as fuck AND autistic as tilefucker.
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>>333040731
it's a bait post but you're right tho, bitches do that and it's not right
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>>333032038
This show had one of the cutest anime elf girls.
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>>333040587
>normalfag
>because I don't want to fuck kids
I fucking hate kids. They're dirty and disgusting. Their body type is completely wrong to my taste. Stop excusing your kiddie fiddling, not everyone wants to make their look big big in a kid's crusty, partially-wept anus.
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>>333039976
Because people are wilfully ignorant whenever they can be and whenever it benefits them.
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>>333040741
>tilefucker
Oh my fuck you just had to make me remember didn't you
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING IMAGE
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>>333040587
Because we are instinctually driven to be attracted to girls who have gone through puberty and are therefore able to bear children. Younger is generally better because youth is health.
That of course runs contrary to culture and law, which states that you are not allowed to fuck anyone younger than whatever the legal age is. It results in serious cognitive dissonance and a lot of self-denial.
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I never pick dwarves, but have picked elves.
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>>333040575
If an alien species or an artificial intelligence demonstrated that they were far more intelligent than humans, would you value their existence higher than that of humanity? In a situation where one could not survive without the other going extinct, which would be the ethical option? I do not want to die and self-preservation and love for my fellow man would make me emotionally inclined to preserve humanity, but I can't deny that, from an objective standpoint, preserving the aliens would be the more ethical course of action.

I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR ALIEN OVERLORDS (please put me in a human zoo or something)
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>>333040778
What about 16 year olds?
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>>333040647
I inately think of humans as more valuable, regardless of intelligence. I know and love people that aren't as smart as normal people, or are smarter than most, but I don't think that matters. I don't know if I'm smarter or dumber than a "normal" person, but the idea that I'll only be valuable if I'm smart or average is pretty freightening to me. I keep thinking "what if it was me?" and so on. Anyway, enough preaching, you get my point.
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>>333039976
Cows exactly solely in western human culture to provide for humans through they various products they produce thus are treated as property rather than an equal member of the family.

A child generally does not provide anything other than a second set of work hands, and thus are seldom useful as products, and their most useful trait is growing up to provide for their parents.

If you want a world where you can fuck a willing 13 year old, find a way to turn children into products
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>>333040858
Well back then being an adult just meant being able to work or take care of the house and children so yeah, it was generally less frowned upon because people felt once someone could do those things, they were an adult. Girls bleed by that time and are fertile so nature is telling us it's okay but these days girls reach maturity a lot later in life. These days you want a woman to be educated, have financial independency etc.
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>>333040317
>...and they're all dead.
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I would an young elf girl.
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>>333040858
>we're attracted to women when they're the most fertile
>the only reason we don't fuck them is culture and law, not the fact that it fucks them up
Pedos should be gassed.
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>>333040741
Don't intentionally act retarded anon, it won't get you any 'you's aside from mine.

>fucking light reflection characteristics
Sounds to me like you're the autist here. Let me explain this like I would to my grandmother. You're aware how some people like tanned girls right? You're aware how other people like really pale/white girls right?
You're also aware of people who find skin color outside their own attractive, like say whites into ebony and the such?

It's exactly the same thing except the color is more unnatural and rare, there's no need for your autistic analysis. And no I wouldn't fuck a blob of blue paint if that's what you're asking.
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>>333041006
By this logic you'd be okay with children being bred into the world to be slaves.
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>>333040954
I, too, want an anal probe.

But really, I value humans not based on the intelligence>>333040968
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>>333040587

I'm a fairly attractive girl and never experienced any creeps. Where do you live? Rape village in India or some white trash hillbilly trailer park?
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>>333041054
>You're also aware of people who find skin color outside their own attractive, like say whites into ebony and the such?
Race is much more than skin color, you "autist normie" (not sure how you managed to combined those two, but you did).
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>>333040964
16 year olds are teens, that's not pedo-territory. They're not loli-age.
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>>333041132
You just weren't conscious of the guys being creeps, or are too used to them and got conditioned to take it as normality.
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>>333041132
>I'm a fairly attractive girl
Post pics
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>>333041017
Ironically girls reach puberty earlier than ever in modern times because puberty is partly prompted by an excess of fat.

>>333041039
"Fucked up" is relative to culture, you donut. In the west a lot of people are conditioned to think any girl who enjoys sex is fucked up even though it's a biological imperative. This conditioning has lessened in the last half-century or so, but sex-negativity is still alive and well.
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>>333041132

I want to impregnate you
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http://msc.sagepub.com/content/9/1/2.long

Downs syndrome incidence organized by maternal age

At age 20, 1 in 1,441
At age 40, 1 in 84
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>>333041268
Yeah that's why I said they need to be educated and get a job of their own first, that's usually around the time they're 21 or older. You want them to be their own fucking person who can handle their own weight, which you'll never get from a fucking teen because they have other concerns that seem huge to them but really aren't when they look back at them later.

Life was harder back then so people matured faster, a 16 year old in the 1800s was the equivalent of a 21+ year old these days.
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Why do people always think of Tolkien elves as the movie version?
They kill people with axes and steal Simarils, not sit around in trees.
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>>333041173
Race is bullshit garbage. Many people are attracted to exotic features because it represents greater genetic diversity. Whether that feature is skin color, hair, different eye shape, or whatever else is irrelevant.
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>WHERE DO they exist?
In JRPGs.
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>>333040757
>you will never have your own army of cute elf maids.
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>>333041268
>not wanting pedos raping children is "sex-negativity"
Holy fuck you /pol/tards are fucking deranged
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>>333041173
>let me cherry pick parts of your post outside their context, this sure will make you look bad!
>I also won't have to actually respond to the other points you brought up, I can just round everything off with a single sentence, maybe even a cool one-liner

Maximum damage control. But yeah sure keep telling me how people into 2D brown chicks actually want to fuck big lipped niggers with afros. Cherish this "you", it's the last one I'll waste on a retard like you.
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>>333041427
Being attracted to girls who have gone through puberty is not pedophilia, you repressed dork.
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>>333041359

>age 16
>1 in 2843.23077

Jesus christ, does this apply to everything? Like teen mothers' kids are superheroes genetically speaking?
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>>333041359
what are you even trying to say here?
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