Samus is still a virgin.
She was raised by chozo so she probably busted it with a bird man
>>333023250
Doubt it. Considering that she does frequent bars when not out on missions.
>>333023250
With those daddy issues I doubt it
Samus is CUTE
CUUUUUUUUTE
I thought she fucked Adam's dead brother
>>333023250
You wish
>>333023250
Go away Sakamoto.
Your waifu is most certainly not a virgin.
You will never marry a virgin.
You will be cheated on.
You will lose everything you own.
Death with it, faggots.
>>333024873
Can't be cheated on if you never get married
>>333025253
Don't forget to save up and reproduce through the coming artificial womb, anon.
>>333025319
>pic related
What the actual fuck
Also,
>implying I'd want to pass on my biological traits to some offspring
Biological imperatives are bullshit
>>333023250
probably
she work too much and in the future all men are niggers
