NO VEGETABLES ON BURGER MASTER RACE: PART 2
>>332981468
That's fucking interesting
>>332981620
A true patrician understands that mushrooms go with everything.
>>332981620
Colon Cancer Race
Japan has finally embraced the burger
American-Japan alliance is even stronger.
>>332981620
>He doesn't take off his glove before eating
Fucking retard.
If you people are so concerned about this mushroom question then just make a strawpoll and let people vote on it.
THIS IS MURICA, WE ARE A DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY.
>>332981739
Not everything but many things.
Peanut butter on burger master race reporting in.
>>332981870
Mushroom is a fungus.
>>332981870
Land of the free™
>>332981890
Okay anon, show me one food that is NOT a pastry or dessert in general that mushrooms do not work with.
>>332981990
Avocado and pickles.
>not having the full deal on your burger
If you're not getting everything you possible can on the burger just fucking kill yourself.
Except tomatoes, FUCK tomatoes they're so goddamn disgusting.
To clarify a few things, he didn't request no veggies because gladio ordered for them because she was looking to hard at noctis
and they look depressed because they are listening to a news broadcast about how their how is in ruins.
>>332981990
PB&J
>>332981990
You just said everything.
Tomatoes and lettuce are great, now pickles, fuck those things.
That being said, nothing wrong with a good old fashion cheeseburger with no vegetables.
>>332982102
You should have at most two condiments and three toppings. Any thing beyond there and it just gets muddled.
>>332982102
Hating tomatoes means you're underaged.
>lettuce
>onions
>jalapenos
tomatoes are gross
>>332981947
and crab and lobster are sea spiders, your point?
>>332982093
Grill the shit and pop them in after the pickles.
>>332982138
Works if you eat the PB&J before 10pm
>>332981831
Annexation when? Applying for citizenship in another country is hard.
>>332982190
Pickle slices on the burger I can understand, but dill spears on the side are delicious with anything.
>>332982274
Child
TOP BUN
MAYO
OVER EASY EGG
PEPPERJACK
MEAT
GARLIC BUTTER
BOTTOM BUN
Don't even try to fight me.
ITT people fighting over subjective tastes.
>>332981620
>No vegetables
That's even worse than picking Ken
>>332982227
I'll bite, how does that make me under aged? I don't even like ketchup if that matters.
>>332982102
>FUCK tomatoes they're so goddamn disgusting.
Your taste is so bad, it's not even funny.
>>332982190
>fuck those things.
Soft pickles are a miracle.
Not the small little shits.
I just had a burger
Lettuce
Tomato
Cheese
Red onion
Ketchup
Mustard
Mayo
It was a solid 7/10
>>332982363
>OVER EASY EGG
BOI
>>332982321
annexation is frowned upon these days, look at Russia and Ukraine.
It would have to be some kind of voluntary overwhelming vote to become a US territory after some kind of crazy happening.
>>332982190
wish lots of american cheese.
anything else is unacceptable.
>>332981870
>USA
>Democratic
I'll pay good money on a superpac against mushrooms.
>>332982132
Fuck you we didn't ask for context, we just want to have a serious discussion about hamburgers.
>taking anything out of your sandwich
>not loading it up with everything under the sun
queers
>>332981990
You stated the absolute of "everything" and then proceed to make cuts to your claim by excluding pastries and desserts.
That said, mushrooms don't belong with most salads.
I usually don't get veggies on my burgers cause they're always refrozen watery shit when you get them at some chain place. Fresh veggies are amazing when the place is local.
>>332982274
But the tomatoes add a refreshing coolness, making it a perfect celebration of texture and taste.
>>332982385
Raw tomato is literally shit tier. You might as well be tonguing a man's asshole.
>>332981620
Tomato and lettuce kills the flavor of burger. Mushrooms are fine though as long as they're fried. And pickles as long it's no more than 2 or 3.
![20130619-onion-burger-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DULf3pT.jpg "20130619-onion-burger-4[1].jpg")
How much onion do you get on your freedom sandwiches?
I like a good handful.
People who hate tomatoes have never had a perfectly ripe juicy tomatoe.
Most of the time though people who make burgers and the tomatoes you buy at stores are garbage and flavorless.
>>332982747
>Tomato and lettuce kills the flavor of burger
It has no flavor, how can they?
They just give a refreshing feel.
Extra onions and no pickles master race
>>332982919
Sundried or get that shit out of my face.
>>332982860
>onions
Cooked onions are good though.
>>332982919
farmer's market master race
>>332982860
None. Onions are overpowering raw.
>>332982860
Onions are gods favorite vegetable. It's true because I said so.
>>332982931
>no flavor
Your tastes buds are dead.
Also the "feel" of lettuce is like biting into a piece of paper.
>>332983072
I want this.
>>332982931
Tomato definitely has flavor. So much flavor that it easily overpowers and ruins a burger.
>>332982860
>Grilled onions
>>332981776
>The China Study
>>332983148
You too? Guess I'm not the only one.
>>332982860
Raw white onions < raw red onions
This is objective fact.
>>332982931
Depends which tomatoes you get. Tomatoes are the ultimate thing when they actually have flavor though.
>>332983145
In a burger tomato flavor is barely noticeable since it's covered by pickles, onions, cheese, beef and condiment.
>>332982363
>garlic
>with egg and cheese
Disgusting.
>>332982439
Indeed, vassals are the way to go these days
How easy it is to grow onions?
As easy as potatoes?
>>332982387
You mean gherkins?
>>332983583
Yes.
>>332983338
Hell no. Red onions master race. Red potatoes are better than yellow potatoes as well.
Best burger I ever had, I had at a random fucking padaria in western Rio de Janeiro. motherfucker fried an egg on the grill with the burger, and cooked it up medium rare (fast food burger joints in the USA that I've been to don't cook to order because of some FDA something or other), put the fried egg on the burger. mm. god damn that was tasty
god I fucking miss Brazil. where the fuck can I buy coxinha in America???
>>332983924
Take the bottle out of your mouth Mac, your vision must be too blurred to read.
>>332982310
>sea spiders
>>332982190
Fry those pickles then get back to me with your shit taste faggot.
FFXV is going to be a damn trainwreck.
>>332983943
>egg on a burger
This is super fucking common and is basically Burger 101. That's not special.
>>332984110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pflXwCXd6D4
>>332984271
Was making me hungry part of your plan?
>>332984271
It's not time for me to masturbate yet anon, please stop.
ketchup on burger
>>332984271
>>332984347
Someone has the pasta of the anon who fought a crab?
>>332984753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-afvT9DhBU8
>>332982439
>>332983546
Well yea, we sent our gal over there. She became a Ukrainian citizen this year and now looks like she's gonna be the Prime Minister :). Vassals are the way to go.
Second thread is always dead. RIP
>>332984271
>latex gloves
but why?
>>332984310
No restaurant I ever went to ever does that. I mean they should but I never see it on the menu.
>>332981468
Fungi are weird.
>>332985156
Hygiene.
>>332982860
Not that fucking much, jesus. Why are you even eating a burger when clearly all you want to do is take a bit out of an onion.
>>332985156
Its mostly for protect the food and hygiene.
>>332982618
That's pretty ironic considering you have shit taste, faggot.
>>332985156
guy is obviously cooking at some kind of venue, gotta keep shit clean.
>people actually put cold water discs on their burgers
tomatofags should be gassed
>>332985298
>>332985343
>hygiene
or how about, you know, washing your hands?
>>332982321
Depends on the country. Applying for citizenship in Nipland is almost impossible unless you do something that betters their country.Honestly the way it should be.
>>332985156
You would want them to wear gloves too if they jerked off as much as you.
>>332983072
I wouldn't know where to start to eat that
I would fuck it up and eat the glass
>>332984347
Can you nuke oceans?
>>332985497
That would be a waste, these motherfucker taste so fucking good.
The best burger I ever had was at this place called "Big Chief Burgers" in Surfer's Paradise, Queensland (Australia).
Sure, it gave me a chronic bowel disease that has coloured the majority of the rest of my life, but it was worth it.
>>332985497
Why would you? That looks tasty.
>>332985409
>what are oil and dead skin cells
>>332982102
I'm paying to eat a burger, not a fucking salad.
Objectively Correct OFFICIAL Burger Toppings Tier List:
Platonic Form of Burger Tier:
Caramelized Onions
Jalapenos
Pepperjack Cheese
Blue Cheese
Hot Sauce
Bacon
Tasty Burger Tier:
Sharp Cheddar
Gouda
Gruyere
Lettuce
Tomato
Mustard
Raw Onions
Mushrooms
Pickles
Egg
Plebeian Trash Tier:
Ketchup
American Cheese
Mayo
>>332986790
it's literally the complete opposite
>>332984271
Oh god yes
>>332986790
>hipster shit
>normie shit
>poorfag shit
Spicy chipotle sauce or spicy mayonnaise?
>>332981620
Was this made by the same people?
>>332987143
chipotle
I don't like salad and tomatoes in my burgers, I think it distracts from the meat taste too much. Cucumber is fine though.
>4th wall breaking video games thread deleted because of furry image, despite the actual thread being almost exclusively video games
>burger thread stays forever
JANNIES LOOKING TO UPGRADE FROM HOTPOCKETS TO BURGERS IT SEEMS
How "done" do you order a burger? Every time I get one, I just say medium.No tomato.No pickles.
>>332987270
Kaz is a mod.
>>332984271
>mfw I live less than 5mins away from Corky's BBQ
Damn it's good to be a Memphian
GODDAMMIT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS GOT STARTED BUT HERE I AM TO FINISH THIS ARGUMENT
SUB BUN
MAYO
KETCHUP
TOMATO
LETTUCE
CHEDDAR CHEESE
PATTY (MEDIUM TO MEDIUM RARE, WITH BASIL, ROSEMARY, SALT, ONION, GARLIC)
SUB BUN
>>332987287
If it's ground meat, well done. Not taking any chances with that shit. If it's steak patty, then medium is acceptable.
>>332987467
Put the cheese on top of the lettuce so it melts and covers the veg desu senpai.
>>332987467
>TOMATO
>LETTUCE
>>332987569
How would you even cook that though?
You melt the cheese while the patty is still cooking
>>332987648
Jesus christ what is the matter with you
>>332987467
ONION YOU NIGGER
![You_forgot_the_pickles![1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7CYr3PD.png "You_forgot_the_pickles![1].png")
YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES, /v/
YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING PICKLES
what is /v/'s opinion on pretzel buns?
Who /roasted onion/ here?
>>332985409
It is also because the food is hot. That is why he is wearing some cotton glove under that latex.
who /if I can't microwave it I can't eat it/ here
>>332987860
my nigger
>>332987801
>ctrl-f
>thousand island
>0 results
This entire board should just be deleted
>>332987695
Boil the lettuce. Warm the cheese up on top of the patty for a bit. Put them together. Use shredded cheese so it melts easier and you dont have to warm it on top of the patty.
>>332981831
>American-Japan alliance is even stronger
Oh yeah, after nuking the shit out of their country now you're going to nuke the shit out of their stomachs with your junkfood.
>>332987769
IT'S IN THE PATTY
>>332987937
Okay, that makes more sense.
>>332987826
Overrated but good
>>332987991
agreed, thousand island is THE ingredient that defines perfection
![garlicpeppercrispy_big[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FB3HEPq.jpg "garlicpeppercrispy_big[1].jpg")
>>332987860
I use this. Costco sells a big 700g bag for $8. It alone is worth the membership cost because everywhere else sells a 62g bag for $3.
>>332987976
EVACUATE THE THREAD
>>332987991
You should be deleted, you subhuman piece of fucking trash.
On a salad? Sure, you're got shit taste, but it fits. On a burger?
Kill yourself.
>>332988019
>Boil the lettuce
>>332988292
Alternatively, you can steam it.
>>332987991
>thousand island
>not Russian dressing
fite me irl
>>332987270
Burgers > Furries
It's that simple.
>>332981620
Why would they show their most badass characters LITERALLY EATING MCDONALDS.
>>332987991
Maybe because it's a SALAD dressing, not a BURGER dressing.
>>332988529
even captcha agrees
/v/ really is the best place to talk about everything EXCEPT video games
>>332988529
This tbhqhwyf (to be quite honest with you family.)
Bleu cheese
Bacon
Pepperjack
(maybe) caramelized onions
This is the burger. It is known.
>>332988589
>>332988262
you are the biggest shitters on this board. The top tier burger condiments are ketchup, mustard, and mayo. But thousand island are those 3 things combined into 1 single delicous sauce. It's literally perfection in burger form
Just smother it with ketchup and then dip it in more ketchup.
Fuck you anti ketchup hipster faggots
>>332987991
>Thousand Island
Kill yourself my man
>>332981620
If you eat a burger with anything other than another burger or bacon on top of it You honestly don't even deserve to eat burgers. Especially if you put ketchup or mustard on it. You're a disgusting human being if you do that.
>>332988813
>The top tier burger condiments are ketchup, mustard, and mayo.
Just stop talking.
>>332981620
>putting food you don't want on your boyfriend's plate
>not gay
Pick one and exactly one.
>>332981859
Are you implying the animators of this shit gave any fucks about it?
>>332988582
Well they are on a road trip.
I love burgs.
>>332987287
>No tomato.
>No pickles.
evaluate yourself
>>332985409
>constantly washing your hands for fear of cross contamination
>instead of simply switching out your shitty latex glove
I guess you're just retarded.
>>332988813
>Ketchup
>Anything but garbage
You belong in a garbage can you waste of a human life holy shit I wish I could kill you to death you Fucking plebian
>>332989156
take the salad off and it's perfect
>>332988826
>Ketchup fan shares his favourite condiment.gif
WHAT IS THE SECRET SAUCE?
>lightly toasted buns
>burger itself is pure beef
>up to two of the following cheeses: swiss, cheddar, mozarella, emmental, or monterey jack
>fried onions
>lettuce
>fried bacon
>barbeque sauce
We can all agree this is the ultimate burger formula, yes?
Any southern/midwestern anons had these burgers?
Far and away the best chain I have ever been to
>>332988582
To be fair, I can't sympathize with them too much if they're eating 5000 dollar caviar off of a 3000 dollar prostitute's naval. It's more down to earth, so you can relate to them.
What the Fuck is this fucking thread, its this what shitposting looks like on /ck/?
>>332984347
Found the crab poster
I can eat literally ANY food except fucking bell peppers. Fucking DISGUSTING.
Fuck you /v/ I was about to go to bed and now I'm amerihungry.
What the fuck do you expect me to do about that you shitlords
>>332989170
Not to mention you don't have to clean your hands once you're done.
>>332981620
>tfw picky eater but drop spaghetti when ordering.
>>332981620
Anyone try the BYB at McDs? Shit's delicious, I just dump everything on it that they have
>>332989170
Washing your hands would take about the same time as changing latex gloves, only difference is you don't end up with waste bin full of used latex gloves
>>332983943
>medium rare
Shit's only hygienic with cuts of meat. Ground meat needs to be cooked throughout, since all of it was exposed to machinery.
>>332989285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDc3h9XCPqsrip ska ;_;7
>>332989297
Needs a tomato and some kind of chilli, whether it be sauce or plant.
>>332989389
Gobble my cock
>>332981831
Japan always loved burgers. 30 years ago, in my childhood, Burgerking introduction was fucking huge in Japan.
>>332989369
THEY KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN
>>332989437
Not if you wash your hands properly you disgusting pig.
>>332982102
i agree, but mostly depends on the amount of tomatoes. when its just a giant slice of tomato, it tends to overpower everything else.
when chopped or a thin slice, it goes well
>>332981620
>eating food with gloves on
>single fingerless glove
>>332989501
Hmm, I don't normally mix chili with BBQ but that actually sounds like it might work on a burger. Will have to try it.
I got a sick craving for burgers. Am I turning American? Does it come with a personal bald eagle and m16?
Burgers are great but what about chicken sandwiches? Or chicken salad? Chicken salad with chives and sliced almonds is amazing.
Y'all motherfuckers need a good diet. Pic related.
>Select all images with cookies.
>>332989861
Different craving desu
Sometimes you just want beef in your mouth hole and a chicken burger isn't effective to satiate it.
Chicken sandwiches are great though.
![Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 18 Big Macs Guinness Challenge.webm](https://i.imgur.com/viqi6x5.jpg "Kinoshita Yuka [OoGui Eater] 18 Big Macs Guinness Challenge.webm")
Japanese are gluttons.
>>332989861
>chicken sandwicheschargrilled > classic
>>332989701
I thought that was a pretty standard thing in American BBQ.
>>332981620
I never have vegetables on my burgers. I don't like lettuce/tomato, period. I especially don't like onions, they will literally ruin a meal for me, even the tiniest little pieces, like in a soup broth even. Just fucking disgusts me, I hate onions. I'm a pretty picky eater, but I don't hate vegetables. I especially love broccoli and asparagus, they're really good.
If I'm having a burger, I'll take it with cheese and condiments of my choosing, bacon can be okay, but I prefer without, I keep it simple, bacon is really greasy. I do like Mexican/fake Mexican (taco bell etc) but also very picky. No lettuce/onions/tomatoes and we are good, but ordering at a restaurant or even taco bell, they look at you like "why are you here?" when you ask them to hold those on your meal.
Family and friends hated me growing up because of my pickiness.
>>332988920
...So does that make it when you give food to your dog you don't want bestiality?
>>332990070
>chili on bbq
>standard
>>332989861
Nobody ever does chicken burgers well
It's a fucking travesty because a nice spicy and sweet chicken burger is some amazing shit.
>>332990132
>I especially don't like onions, they will literally ruin a meal for me, even the tiniest little pieces, like in a soup broth even.
You either dont eat many foods or you dont realise how many foods contain onions.
>>332982102
I dont when i go to fast food places but when i go to a sit down restaurant that specialize in burgers or decently known for them ill have everything on it.
>>332990132
how the fuck does someone not like lettuce? It's just fucking lettuce. It has like zero taste. What the fuck?
>>332989558
GUYS WHAT'S HAPPENING
>>332990228
I dunno, I'm not American but I got the impression.
It's fucking great though, I love chilli.
>>332990040
how can I eat this much and stay japanese schoolgirl modo like her
>>332988423
They don't sell Russian anymore where I live. Fuck you nigger.
>>332990329
I don't know about that, I just do without onions where they are typical. You name it, soup, spaghetti sauce, burgers, sandwiches etc. I make them without onions or have them held.
>>332990359
Similar to onions in one aspect for me, it's not the taste, but the texture. Onions are a bit different all together, though. The way they look, smell, taste and the texture get me. I'm not sure what it is, even to look at them (especially floating around in tiny tiny soft pieces in a soup or sauce) sickens me.
>>332990592
puke
>>332990040
Jesus wheres all the food going
>he doesn't put french fries on his burger
>>332990686
Back up her throat
>>332990639
i guarantee that is 100% all in your head. If I gave you something with onions and lettuce in it but you had no idea and couldn't see it you would probably have no problem with it
>cheddar cheese
>bacon
>tomato
>deep fried onion
>barbecue sauce
this is the GOAT burger. all other burgers can suck my cock.
>>332990040
>putting fries in your burger
Here's what you need for a good burger:
>the meat
>the bread
That's it. You're done.
>>332990890
I would know, people have tried this on me, especially as a kid. I would be eating something my mom made and stuck onions into. I could tell after a few bites and push my plate away and feel sick. The response was always something like "YOU CAN'T EVEN TASTE OR SEE THEM, JUST FINISH IT" but clearly, I could.
>>332990690
>fries
>not onion rings
>>332990040
I get sick if I eat a single large quarter pounder meal. I don't even know how she manages to get that all down in the first place.
>>332990592
She did a Q&A and said her stomach expands immensely and that when she eats like that only like 40% (I think) of the food even gets digested.
>>332991117
>I get sick if I eat a single large quarter pounder meal
faggot
>tfw you find an amazing Mexican food truck
Good Mexican food is rare in Puerto Rico
>>332981620
I really dislike the taste of green vegetables.
Lettuce, broccoli, cabbage.
It has such a dirty taste to it that can only be fixed by steaming.
>>332991285
>steaming vegetables
>>332991535
>steaming anime
>>332984271
That's a damn good looking family meal.
>>332984271
This is from La Barbecue in Austin Texas if anybody is wondering
mods
Which one?
>>332991723
It's called Rally's where I am (midwest) And we also have Hardees (known as Carls Jr in other parts)
Is lettuce wrapped okay? I don't usually like buns.
>>332982860
As long as they're cooked I'd eat that much
>>332991987
In NY we don't have any of these, any good?
>>332992032
I bet you like man buns, faggot
>>332983943
>Med rare beef in third world countries
>ground beef at that
>>332991723
Checkers all the way. The biggest drawback of Checkers isn't the food, it's the fact that it's always staffed by niggers and they forget something fully a third of the time.
Delicious food, though.
>>332992107
They have both all over NY state. Pretty sure they are known as Checkers and Carls Jr. up there.
Carls Jr/Hardees is like a more expensive McDonalds, better tasting, larger portions. Definitely has more of a dine-in burger style, while remaining fast food.
Rally's/Checkers is REALLY cheap, pretty big in portions, tastes delicious, but it is very greasy and probably not the best quality in terms of meat etc.
>>332989960
Nice but
>Fish and Seafood
>>332983943
Any decent burger place cooks to medium rare.
And you can buy coxinhas anywhere there's a population of BRs monkeying around.
>>332991723
i wish i could eat checkers again, after quiting most fast food places for a good half decade i tried eating there again a few months back and wound up puking it up about 30 minutes after eating, the worst part was it was delicious but my body just sort of rejected it
>>332981620
is the anime good or complete dogshit
>>332992418
>tfw infinite surveyburgers
Yay or Nay
>>332992637
It's anime, so of course it'sok..
>>332989960
man i hate seafood and fish, i cant be the only one
>>332992637
It's alright.
>>332992786
>hating based snow crab legs
degenerate filth
>>332992767
Son of the broodwich
This place is great.Only one in existence.
>>332992751
>HOTD Scripts.jpg
>>332986790
>doesnt mayo his burgers
kill thyself
Who here spices, veggies, and fungi on their burger?
>Not eating a burger made of every class of life
>Being a fucking pleb
Pick one and only one.
>>332993045
>that one kid who ate his burgers with ketchup and mayo
>>332982102
Tomatoes are good though, they are just often shit quality monoculture ones with no flavor and too much water so they have a higher sell value when weighed.
Guys, organic vegetables and beef or non-organic?
>>332982860
>taking all the flavor out of the onion by grilling it
Disgusting.
>>332993289
always non organic
>>332989437
to proteolytic wash your hands you have to lather for at least 20 seconds, and that's not including rinsing or drying. I can change gloves in half that time. Fuck off you argumentative faggot.
>putting salads on a burger
Is this some Euro thing?
>>332993346
Why? Aren't organic usually better than non-organic?
