aside from unresolved mommy issues, what possible reason could one have for liking devil may cry over bayonetta? i cant think of any.
Bayo-who?
Is that the tranny wiiu beat'em up?
>>332980641
They're both shit.
>>332980641
gay for uncle Danteand Snake
>>332980641
sauce
>>332980641
They like good games
>>332981081
oh right, i forgot about the literal faggots of the dmc fanbase
>wanting to play a gay white haired twink fuckboy instead of a hot witch
disgusting
>>332981241
try paheal family
>>332980641
gameplay is different and you get play as aman
>>332981241
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1757931
I got you fampai
>>332981836
dante barely counts as a man.
>>332981729
>hot
>>332982804
go back to your containment forum
>>332981729
>hot
>>332981729
Women are hideous.
>>332983303
let me guess, you post in steam friend threads and erp about "boipussy" right?
>hair looks like it came from a $5 salon in downtown brooklyn from a stylist name tyreisha
>despite her gimmick being hair
>Body malformed as shit, spidery legs, full body equivalent to yaoi hands
>if you like british accents on your women, you've earned yourself cancer
>those glasses
>that fucking mole
>hot
>>332983629
everyone knows bayo2 has the superior design, are you trolling son?
>>332983754
Other than hair, Im not seeing an improvement. Im seeing some goddamned secretaryshit with no viability as either a hot or good character. Also, foot guns.
>>332983629
You forgot to mention how small her head is compared to her body.
>>332984232
That too, I just had it covered under "full body equivalent of yaoi hands"
>/v/tries todefends this
If you want a LEGIT reason, Bayonetta's reliance on Witch Time increases the necessity to dodge when DMC don't need to bother with that.
Dodging is useful in DMC but only in the sense of trying to avoid attacks, not to freeze everything.
>>332984554
bayo is balanced around witch time though, and you can just play on the harder difficulties where it's nerfed if you want. in fact some enemies are immune to it outright.
Dante is best girl, Bayonetta is best boy.
One is a mary sue for closet gay 14-year-old emokids, one is a mary sue for closet trans 14-year-old special snowflakes.
Battle of QUALITY.
>>332984771
>bayonetta
>genuinely badass character, doesn't give a fuck
>10/10 witch bitch
>dante
>LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>white haired twink faggot, looks like a generic yaoi character
don't even get me started on donte, he's even more of a generic fuckboy faggot.
>>332985017
Bayonetta is 100% just as bad as Dante and the only reason you think otherwise is because she's female. For shame, anon.
>>332985929
yeah because i'm not a homosexual
