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LAG SIMULATOR 2016
EVERYBODY GET IN HERE
http://slither.io/
>>332977867
>Run right into huge ass snek
>lag
>Huge ass snek ded
>Get 4k free points
I think the lag has improved somewhat...
>speed up
>lag
>be slower for a second before speeding up
>being circled by big snake
>he starts getting circled by an even bigger snake
>>332977867
>.io
Oh no, I'm not falling for that shit again
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGY!!!!
FEEEEEEEEEASTING FREEEEEEEEEEENZY
THE OUTSKIRTS IS WHERE SHITTERS GO
CENTRE FOR MAX BLOOD ORGY ATION
>tfw the lag makes the game more chaotic than it slready is
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>332977867
How do I do that crazy boost everyone's doing? Or is that just the lag at work.
>Spawn in the middle of a killing field
>Get HUEG
>Someone spawns in front of me and eats me
So you can't touch other snakes at all, even if you're bigger?
What are you guys using as snektunes?
I'm playing along to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH-1zzCJE_8
>>332978949
clicking turns length into boost
>>332978978
Whoever's head makes the impact dies, regardless of size
>>332978949
Hold click
It spends snek
>>332979064
So how do you eat other snakes?
>.io
Oh no, I'm not falling for that shit again
>>332978976
>Spawn in the middle of three titan-boas vying for each other's orbs
>>332979120
You eat the corpse
>killing a giant as a little snek
>People got good
>I can only crack the top 5 now
>neck to neck with another snake
>We're both going fast
>he turns into me
>i die
uhh
now correct me if I'm wrong here but I should've been ahead of him as he went to turn while I kept going forward
>front of snake's head hits the side of your head
>kills you
i dont get it
>>332979193
source?
>>332979120
You go in front of them, and they crash into you.
>>332978984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08G7iGJyZKI
>>332979409
there is no neck to neck with this lag
>die
>see all the nearby snakes break off to eat your corpse
Rip i will never forget you
>>332978984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0luryR5uvU&feature=iv&src_vid=wv0iUKb80C8&annotation_id=annotation_3816702185
>>332979616
>See all the snakes crashing into each other to eat your corpse
>>332977867
Shitty agar.io clone
Fuck off.
>>332979960
>Way better than agar.io
fuck off
Also, why the fuck are small fuckers with like 50 points able to crash into me when I'm 2k+ and I fucking die, not them.
I've only played ~30 minutes and got to a little more than 6000 but I think it doesn't work as well as agar.io.
The early game is fun, especially since you can attack the bigger snakes (and should, since you won't lose much is you fail but will gain a lot of you make it) but once you get in the ~4000 range you have to become very defensive since the smallest mistake can kill you. Agar is pretty much the other way around and it made more sense I think. You should feel more powerful as you get bigger, not more vulnerable.
I think maybe once you're bigger than a certain size the smallest snakes shouldn't be able to kill you so that you can focus on the big fishes.
>>332980059
The head hitbox is busted
It's basically the only problem with the game I have
>that moment when you realize you're trapped and you have the option of either circling endlessly or killing yourself
>>332977867
Nigga you're supposed to shill your games on /v/ before selling out, not afterwards.
Did Agar.io teach you nothing?
>tfw you cut niggas off
>>332980148
Always circle. Make them work for it. Maybe just maybe they'll slip up or a big snake will die nearby and he'll let you go to eat it.
>>332980059
Agar.io was shit so this is also shit because it is the same mechanics, kill yourselves.
>>332980148
>you are getting circled by giga fucker
>and even bigger giga nigga circles him
death is the only solution
>>332980440
Same idea, not same mechanics.
LAG!!!
FUCKING LAG
>some big
>fails and gets killed
>mfw all dem points
I miss voar.io
That was good
No normies, no reddit skins, no social networking.
how do I get cool colors
all I have is purple
FIX THE FUCKING GODDAMN LAG HOLY SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCCUCHUC JCD JNJOVDKJ
Agar and Voar were better.
>>332980687
Click the social media links on the main page and manually navigate back to the site, they will unlock as 'reward'
>>332980687
>click on facebook/twitter link
>go back to slither.io
>choose skin
named Literally Hitler with the Germany skin right now
That was fun lads.
how do i go fast?
>>332981168
C L I C K
This is officially too laggy to play now.
>when 4 snakes kill eachother trying to eat the same leftovers
Reminds me of when /v/ used to play agario. Too bad the game is shit now.
>>332981168
Ctrl+R makes it permanently faster after you get 2k points
>no one around me
>doing big circles cause why the fuck not
>game hangs
>literally 10 seconds
>game continues
>dead, see a little <100 fucker snack up my body
Yup, lag is fucking amazing
>>332978984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs4Qp1mbnyc
The center is a god damn lag filled bloodbath.
>>332979424
That's the lag, m8. What you saw was not what happened.
>>332980454
>Little guy has me, new spawn, circled
>Big boy circles us
>A giant circles him
>A Titan circles him
>I'm pretty sure an even bigger fucker circled him, but I couldn't tell cause screen size
It's fun but something has to be done about these fucking head on collisions.
>>332980687
Alternatively create a variable "edttsg" with value 1 in your Local Storage for http://slither.io
>>332980610
source me senpai pls nothing showing on reverse
Crashing into your own body kills you when?
>Get #4 on the server, get killed by a new spawn.
>>332982226
When server quality is instated and snakes <10% of your size can't kill you.
>>332982413
>snakes <10% of your size can't kill you.
Fucking casual
>first game
>how do I go fast
>why are people bullying me
Now I think getting to trap someone by circling them is the bees knees
this game is fun
>when someone tries circling you and does a loop-de-loop into your side instead
>>332982413
>snakes <10% of your size can't kill you.
That is a really shitty idea.
>>332982327
>complaining that you stick around the spawn area and got killed.
KILL ALL REDDITORS
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>going in for a precision orb recovery operation
>mouse is above center point
>snake goes straight down into another snek
FFFFFFFFFFF
got to 10k, 17th place
i was big guy
got snek'd
>>332982481
>>332982628
Thinking about it, you're kinda right, you'd only need to be >100 to not die to a new worm.
1% would be almost fair.
shill your game when lag is fixed
I wish there was a spectator mode, I'm not kidding
>>332982926
Nah, having to be careful around the smallest shits even while fuckhuge is a big reason I like the game
Only real problem is the head hitbox is wonky as fuck, especially between things of vastly different sizes
Why the hate?
laggy, ontop of that the boost is really delayed for me too...i can only imagine how smooth it is for some of these fuckers closer to the server
We need to purge the Reddit snakes.
That 5 way entrapment. That was beautiful.
>>332983245
Cute, you think there's a proper server and he's not just running the game with his BR internet again.
>>332983319
>tfw i was in the center of that entrapment
>>332983194
This. It keeps you constantly on your toes. You can fuck up at any moment.
With the <10% or even <1% rule, you'll eventually get worms who are practically immortal. Once they get long enough, they'll migrate to the outskirts and stay away from each other.
Agreed
also there are 750 snakes in my lobby, holy fuck
server upgrade when
Like is it lag or FPS?
whenever I see a big snake die and I eat him up it just gets unplayable and I end up dieing because I cant fucking turn without like 300 ping.
It's always the tiny reddit sneks that get aggressive as fuck when they see a big snek.
Every time I see one I know he's gonna dive at me.
>big worm dies
>a dozen smaller worms die trying to eat his corpse
Why are we so greedy?
>>332983442
I was the outermost guy, was a fucking disaster desu.
post your face when you circle-trap some little newfaggot snake
>>332983903
>he turns around all confused like, loops for a few times and then accepts the inevitable
How can you guys play this shit, whenever multiple big snakes are on screen and they use the speed boost its practically a slide show. Is the server in Australia or something?
This game really is ruined by the latency.
It's fucking unplayable.
When you get past 10k everyone seems like little babbys
God Christ. The turning in this is the worst.
>>332983993
Worse. Brazil.
Are we still all naming ourselves Anthony Burch so we can identify ourselves? It's not to team, but to fill the leaderboard with nothing but Anthony Burch, and it's a way better idea than picking that shitty reddit skin.
Why can a small snek kill a big snek by hitting it on the head?
How can reddit snakes speed boost circle so perfectly?
I see them doing 360 turns and shit while holding down lmb, Whenever I use lmb I just hope I somehow don't die.
>>332983967
>2000ft snake circles me when I'm like 15ft long
>just go in circles for like an entire minute while he tries desperately to close in on me without letting me go
He got me in the end, but what the fuck?
>made it to 20th place as belka coiling around redditors
>get killed by some faggot making a laggy head-on collision
feels bad
>>332984254
Was it me? It's super fun seeing little wurms not just give up.
>>332984254
It's not because it's worth it, it's because we like watching you squirm.
uh oh
>>332984220
Big snake has bigger head. Heads clip through eacother then the bigger snake hits the little snakes neck before the little snake hits bigsnake neck.
>>332984251
Arrow keys.
>>332984212
im just going with 4chan and rainbow skin
too laggy to play and enjoy, sadly
>>332984254
Whenever I trap a little guy, if he doesn't pussy out and slam into me after like 15 seconds I let him go
>>332983967
>>332984254
>i was a 5k snek circle trapping a 500-something, slowly closing in
>an even larger snek comes and circles us both
>>332977867
>tfw beaners won't have time to play once they have mandatory wall building assigned
Where you grots wanna build us up a proper WAAAGH?
>>332984432
these googly eyes make it seem like every snake is going oh fuck!
>click on link to suggest features
>"Better server" isn't in the list of features you can pick from
>>332984212
Rainbow Burch, American Build Wall/Trump, we can figure out whos who.
>it's a you killed big snek and instantly die from a random snek episode
>huge ass snake dies
>tons of lag ensues
>all nearby snakes glow with fast making the lag worse
I really wish this glow could be disabled
>harassing people as little reddit snake
>>332980106
It's based on the idea of snake, where the game does get harder the longer u get.
You can be safer as a big snake, your field of vision gets huge and you can just encircle small snakes
>>332984536
>trap a reddit snake
>another reddit snake traps me
>i still manage to eat both of them
>>332984681
i wish the background could be disabled, it cant keep up when I boost as a Titan snake.
>little snek gets cocky
>sneaks in front of you to kill you
>tfw you spaz out and turn the wrong fucking direction and he kills you
Goddammit li'l snek. But I suppose you earned it. Fortune favours the bold.
>>332984536
Was it Belka as the red-yellow-black? If so, I'm sorry.
>reddit snek super aggressive as usual
>finally gets me
>manages to run into a tiny worm right after that
>tiny worm gets it all
It warms my heart.
>Lag into death: The game
No thanks
>>332980106
Nah, that's gay. Getting huge is an achievement. You should feel the pressure and terror build ever higher as you try to cling to that for as long as you can.
Blood frenzies are pretty easy to tame, all you gotta do is just wall off a huge section where you think a bunch of the chucklefucks are going to go ramming full speed into, then you pick up what's left of the now silent graveyard you made.
I've gotten to the 10 range in seconds by doing that, and they never get wiser.
Just don't go running through those gay sparkles like a nobhead, let the idiots do that for you.
>spawn
>hueg reddit snek circles me
>hit his head while he's trying to make the circle smaller
>get 2k points for free
>when so many people die the glow causes lag which makes the people going for the glow crash creating even more glow
wew lag
feel like the game has only gotten more savage the last few hours
>>332985097
>>reddit snek super aggressive as usual
it's angsty /v/irgins who use the skin ironically
Why are Redditors the biggest fucking fags of this entire game?
wew
got tired at the end and sudoku'd
Was fun though. Only killed Redditards and I let the others go
Wow, this game looks so fun but wtf. The lag is insane.
I'm playing on a laptop so i thought it was fps at first but its literally unplayable once you get huge, little snakes just target you and wait for you to lag the fuck out.
>>332985672
I only coil mexicans and reddit
It took me too long to realize you can run into yourself. I was avoiding my own body and dying with huge bodies.
Was #1 and some little fucker got me.
>Not trapping multiple snakes and having them fight to the death
>tfw you coil a shitter 50% smaller snake thats been tailing you for like 3 minutes
>>332985672
why so mad?
>reddit snek starts trapping me
>wedge him between 2 other sneks and myself
>we all eat him and leave each other alone
>>332985785
Oh yeah. Other guys would try to kill me, but I'd just run away and eat their corpses if they made a mistake. Coil is solely for Reddit. Sometimes if a guy is following me for a long time, I'd coil him for 20 seconds and then let him go to let him know he's my bitch. Usually they'd fuck off after
>when you coil a snake bigger than you
>>332984332
nigger stole my name
Lag is horrible.
I just get semi-big then sudoku rush reddit snakes with 300ms and hope i kill them.
I was there once!
>>332979193
Hit me up with source senpai!
>>332977867
How can you guys even play this shit? The lag makes it almost entirely luck
Trump got stumped.
>>332986376
There's a map at the bottom right
Stick in the middle and eat the titan blood. Leave to the outer area at 3k
>>332985865
I hope you try to release the victor.
I say try.
>>332986376
go to the center only when you are a newborn, leave when you are abig guy
>>332986527
Of course I do
Usually they don't just suicide as I'm leaving
Usually
>>332986004
>I'd coil him for 20 seconds and then let him go to let him know he's my bitch. Usually they'd fuck off after
I did that to one little guy.
Then, as I was letting him go, I fucked up and crashed into an tinier worm. They munched my corpse.
small niggers taking cheap shots and robbing earned rewards, who would have guessed
Why are the reddit snakes such dumb assholes?
>be 10k
>20 long snake tries to swooce me
>just circle him because what a dumb cunt
>mfw
This shit happens all the time, and it's always the reddit snakes.
Hit detection on this thing is all over the fucking place.
I go in front of someone, somehow I die.
Sometimes I run into someone and nothing happens.
I was somehow able to GO THROUGH someone without any of us dying.
>>332986534
This.
As soon as you're 2000 stick to the outskirts, the center is a bloodbath and full of suicidal tiny fuckers.
>>332984212
I've been going with "BANE?", actually.
>tfw you gradually tighten the loop around a small snek and see the panic in their googly eyes
>tfw you then see an even bigger snek eyeing you and beginning his loop
>having to abandon your quarry to save your own life
I've never been to the edge of the map. Is it just a colossal 50mil god worm that's just toying with all of us?
>tfw hunting the northern titans
Today I shall feast
>>332986045
>when it's a redditor
>get a kill
>some fags try to steal xp
>kill all 4 of them
FEELS FUCKIN EXCELLENT
>coiling a babby snake
>bigass snake starts coiling me at the same time
>refuse to give up and escape
>even bigger snake comes along and starts coiling the big snake
>other guy flees, I escape with my babby snake food
thank you bigger fish
>>332986937
You hit the edge and disappear. I lost my 34k snek to that damn border.
>see "Your_waifu_sucks"
>not today
>chase him down and he suicides on a big snek
>>332979435
>>332986194
You two are hopeless.
http://exhentai.org/g/904549/e6827111ba/
>some nigger 20% your size tries to chase you down for some little nigger shenanigans
>Some even bigger nigger comes and circles you
>Titan level snek circles him
I'm crying.
>>332986937
>Is it just a colossal 50mil god worm that's just toying with all of us?
>YFW IT FINALLY GETS BORED AND STARTS CLOSING THE CIRCLE
>see some small little shitter boosting towards me
>know what he's up to
>survived this long by immediately taking action and just leaving
>don't for some reason
>he kills me
I don't know why I did that
Cute little reddit snakes trying to sideswipe everyone they see.
>>332987074
He must've been delicious.
He looks bigger than you, too. How did he fuck up that badly?
>>332987141
>Following a big snake that looks AFK
>Be careful in case he's playing possum, just decide to see if he hits the wall and then eat his shit up
>He just disappears without dropping remains
how the fuck do I sped up?
>>332987338
he was circling someone else
>>332987315
Because it's good to put these little shitters in their place.
Although this game is way easier to play from a little shit standpoint because it's incredibly easy to take down bigger opponents. Just have to catch them on a bad turn once.
Even if you fuck up and die you can come back as a little faggot again.
>>332987074
>>332985892
>>332985672
>it's a kill redditards episode
best episode
>>332977867
Thanks doc
That fucking redditor....
>going in one direction for a while
>see giant white glowing wall
>oh I guess I reached the edge of the map
>realize its the person in first place
>mfw
>tfw you see a snek called "i like turtles"
So fucking cute.
>>332987410
left click, but you loose size and you can't speed less than or equal to 10
>>332987410
Hold click
>Pass over your own tail
>Except you're not as large as you remember
>You just suicided yourself onto someone else.
>tfw you destroy a giant snake when you barely just spawned
>>332987541
so whoever is in first place just has the whole thing coiled?
>>332987541
>he is circling all the map
>everyone is already trapped
>lose focus for 1 second and ram into some small snake 1/10th your size
im done
>when you look at the clock and realize how long you've been playing this fucking mobile game
>room is dark
>no sound
>just sneking alone
i don't even care this is great
So do you guys just boost 24/7? It's fucking impossible to avoid anyone
ONLY ONE MAY LEAVEaccidentally clicked a favorite and lost the page
>>332987905
REALITY.png
>>332977867
I bet they make these games with lag as a feature
>when everyone around you starts fucking up tremendously
why do the autistic redditors attack the moment they spot you goddamn even when your both baby sneks
>>332987963
This is hands down the most frustrating way to die.
Kill List:
>Youtuber name
>Brazilians
Nice snek:
>Anthony Burch
>Trump
>anonymous
>>332987963
>tfw doing on a snake 1/200th your size
>because ssome fag 1/50th your size was being an asshole thinking he could bully you so you were trying to kill him
too laggy fuck
>>332987198
I think I was that titan snek
>"hitler did nothing wrong" almost topped the leaderboard
It's like another shoah.
>already have slow internet
>giant amounts of large
>game freezes for a second and you lose everything
I guess I will never make slither great again...
Bleh
L A G
A
G
Damn you, little suicider.
>>332987141
>be Ted Cruz
>run two giants sneks into the wall
>they completely disappear
i was hoping their bodies would still stay so i'm pretty disappointed
>>332984536
I had this shit happen and it kept getting worse
>see a huge snake circling another that was circling another
>one of the top 10 come over and try to circle
>middle one tries escaping and fucks up and dies
>created a power vacuum and everybody rushed in to try and eat his corpse
>8 snakes dead in the matter of seconds
>go from 50th to 2nd place in 5 seconds
I love this shit
>>332989379
It's okay. I was Trump WILL WIN and made it to #3 on leaderboards just now.
Died from a head-on collision to a double digits snake.
>get big and big
>get trapped
>get big
>lag so i die
fuck. This is too addicitng now. Fuck i just want to become big
>>332979064
just like real life
>>332989379
>name snake "dio brando"
>toying with some guy about my size
>lag spike
>he and two other snakes ran into me and died
STANDO POWAH
how do you speed up
>>332989904
Click and hold
>>332977867
Why is fetish censored?
I don't even get mad at this anymore when I die I find it funny.
I made it to first place twice and died because I didn't pay attention and rammed into a double digit snake twice.
I also love being a little fucker and killing everything while I'm tiny.
I coil around a snake another snake coiled around me and another snake coiled around him
>see snake coiling another guy
>I coil him
>another snake coils me
>a goliath coils him
never not funny
how does the killling system work? it seems so random
>>332990292
your head can't touch other bodies
their heads can't touch your body
randomness is probably because of sick lag
I've been dethroned. It was fun.
My final score was 20147.9 btw
>>332990292
Think Tron light cycles
>go into killing field surrounded by monsters as 300 snek
>just wiggle around and hope for the best
>again 3k in seconds
The big ones still scare me though
>>332990292
head hits anything=ded
bigger snek=bigger hitbox I guess
Anthony Burch, terror of the north here.
I made it to 3rd. Then I got bored and suicided on the wall.
Made it to like 20k
>>332990426
I thought the bigger could kill the smaller with the head lol, thanks
>>332990602
It's quite the opposite.
I have completed my goal
>>332980848
i was named the same.
>>332990751
But all good things must come to an end.
>accidentally crashing into the little bastard I was coiling
OH MY GOD
>get to #8 after what seems like hours
>lag and die to something I can't see
gr8
>see babby snek getting coiled
>start circling the larger one
>big guy fucks off
>let babby go free
>couple minutes later see previously babby snek at xbox hueg size in perfect position to coil me
>he lets me go
>start new game
>find area with loads of big sneks
>a small snek kills a medium snek
>big snek gets greedy
>dies
>bigger snek gets greedy
>bigger snek dies
>grab fucking everything
>instant 7k
>mfw
How do you change your skin?
>>332990874
wasted my whole day now I can finally stop
>>332990874
And now that I've done that its time to be that little shit that never stops chasing behemoths.
>>332991063
>stopping at ten
lmao
tell me when you get to one
>snekking next to titan
>think he can't see you
>suddenly he speeds up
>his body starts to curve towards you
PANIC
>>332990874
did just quit, or did some faggot get you
>>332991063
took me 30minutes to get on 10th place.
you are just bad.
>>332991329
>>332991471
pls no bully
>>332990874
I saw you on that leaderboard for so long anon, god speed
tfw ten car pileup car crash when you join
>>332991063
Getting to the top ten is fucking easy modo if you aren't shit
Hell I've had runs where I play like an absolute retard with no regard for my own safety and still made it to sixth
good bye
FUCKING ASSHOLE just circled around me for 6 minutes
fuck this game
How do you even reach 113k?
I got literally walled up by 3 snakes.
