NO VEGETABLES ON BURGER MASTER RACE
>tomato
>vegetable
>being a picky eater who is too beta to order shit how you want it
But I suppose it's because they know how fucking stupid a grown adult must look saying "no vegetables, please. i don't like them". Faggots.
>touching your food without taking your dirty gloves off
>>332972875
But vegetables gives it the freshness before the warmth of hot cheese and beef.
t. burger expert
>>332973540
>tfw my best friend won't eat delicious chicken curry I made cause it has carrots and onions in it
That guy is a real faggot sometimes
>>332973638
>touching your food without taking your dirty hands off
>>332973838
I can understand carrots but fucking onions?
This thing is the miracle of vegetables next to potatoes.
>>332973872
>touching your food
>>332973540
I go in and ask for no vegetables or cheese.
I usually see the people slink off and talk shit about me to their co workers.
>>332973838
i'd eat your curry, anon
>>332973980
>food
>>332972875
I didn't notice he was taking it out and putting it on Ignis' tray instead of his own, that's awkwardly cute.
tomato, lettuce, cheese, bacon >>> mayo, ketchup, mustard, onions >>>>> PICKLES
At least he didn't put ketchup on the burger. Only manchildren do that.
...you aren't manchildren, right /v/?
>>332972875
Why are they so depressed?
>not getting onion rings
>>332974043
>hating pickles
Suck on mine.
Fuck vegetables on burgers, they're just filler.
Blue cheese
Bacon
Mushrooms
THAT is a fucking burger.
>>332974134
>pickles
gay faggot
>>332974019
th-thanks
>>332973380
They're a fruit in name only. Like pumpkins, they fit the technical definition but nobody in their right mind would ever put a tomato in a bowl of fruits.
>>332972875
i always knew this game was chuni fujotrash
>implying
>>332973949
Is potato even a vegetable. Isn't it a tuber or some shit? So is a carrot though.
>>332974193
>mushroom
>in burger
u wot
I bet you put pineapple on your pizza as well.
Why do Japs and Americans love burgers but Europe hates them?
>>332972875
I got a chicken sandwich from Wendy's the other day from my coworkers when he was in the hood and they put a shitload of mayonaise on it. It was disgusting.
>>332974193
That is some top-tier burger taste, m8
>>332974193
>No caramelized onions
A swing and a miss
>>332974084
Perish the thought.
>>332973380
botanically fruit, agriculturally vegetable
>>332974193
mah nigga
>>332974294
burgers are where mushrooms belong
>>332972875
I only go without tomatoes.
Fuck tomatoes.
>>332972875
Why does people put vegetables on sandwiches anyways? It's not like it makes them taste better.
>>332974193
Add sauteed onions and you're tolerable.
THE PERFECT BURGER vvvv
>TOP BUN
>LETTUCE
>TOMATO
>BACON
>PATTY #1
>CHEESE
>PATTY #2
>PICKLES
>CONDIMENTS
>BOTTOM BUN
>God tier
tomatoes, red onions, grilled onions, American cheese, ranch
>goodtier
Barbecue sauce, thousands island, ketchup
>shit tier
Everything else
>>332972875
Is that nigga giving him a sal-ad? That's happenin'.
>>332974296
You're misinformed. Europe (except maybe the french) love burgers, although some tsundere /int/-posters want to make you believe otherwise.
>>332972875
What is your deal anyway? Can't your toungues appreciate the flavors mixing?
>>332972875
>tfw the game is gonna be terrible
can't wait for all the tears
>Some people unironically think vegetables are gross and should be picked out of food
How? I don't fucking understand. I'm a fat fuck but I absolutely love vegetables, especially when paired with unhealthy shit like a greasy burger.
>>332974458
Go away spongebob
>>332974473
>American cheese
>ranch
>thousand island
>>332974458
>no condiment on top bun
Why halfass things?
If you don't like horse radish or at least fucking lettuce on your burger you have to be some sort of werewolf.
>>332973380
Are you claiming that a tomato is a fruit?
>>332974193
Add some sliced grilled radishes to that.
>>332974458
Melted cheese is better
>>332972875
And this is why he ended up a manlet
also why OP is a manlet
eat your vegetables, no excuses
>>332974498
And then you wonder why gaming is shit
Cause you people WANT everything to be shit
Bacon, Tomato, Lettuce, Mayo, Onion, Pickle master race.
>>332974514
They never try one. You can thank shit like cartoons for this
>>332974438
Texture. Lettuce for a crunch. Onions add flavor. Tomato adds juice.
>>332974545
American cheese was designed for burgers.
Hell, it should be renamed burger cheese.
>>332974438
It does. It makes them fuller, jucier and the textures becomes much better. Sandwiches are good with or without, but they are way drier and not as rich in flavor without it. I think vegetables compliment whatever is on the sandwich and brings out more flavor in the end.
>>332974281
Yes, it's a tuber, and therefore a vegetable. Veg just refers to any part of the plant that isn't a fruiting reproductive body.
>>332972875
I use lettuce, usually nothing else, occasionally fried onions
Sometimes I abandon having veg on the burger because it doesn't always need the crunch
Instead I'll place a bunch of romaine, iceberg, parmasean, peppers, and a touch of generic dressing as a "salad"
>>332974193
Mushrooms are vegetables
But goddamn is blue cheese good on a burger
>>332974514
There's a time and place for vegetables, the burger is not it.
>>332974247
Disgusting. I'll only eat them when they're pickled.
i am generally a laid back person but picky eaters are one of the only things that send my blood pressure through the fucking roof
if you've never had it before, you owe it to yourself to try it
if you didn't like it before but you haven't had it in longer than a year, you owe it to yourself to try it again
food is the only thing worth living for on this earth and people who willfully limit their horizons are the fucking worst kind of people
captcha: select all the food
damn right
>>332974579
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato
anime
>>332974579
Yep. Berry type fruit at that.
>>332974438
>It's not like it makes them taste better.
Trust me it does.
I wish i could make you real burgers.
>>332973949
Fuck why does everyone love potatoes so much? I'm so fucking scrawny because I love my veggies too much to eat something that would make me bulkier and even then I think potatoes are lame
>>332974247
>dried slices of prolapsed anus
>>332974514
Simple minds, simple pallets.
>>332972875
eh, tomatoes are alright. fuck lettuce though. e coli carrying bullshit.
>>332974649
>Mushrooms are vegetables
No, they are a fungus.
>>332974206
I think you will want this maybe?
>>332974613
once Square start making good games i'll change my ways
![The Big Lebowski(1998).720p.BRRip.H264.ResourceRG by Dusty.mp4_snapshot_01.22.37_[2012.02.08_04.10.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VsoH9jl.jpg "The Big Lebowski(1998).720p.BRRip.H264.ResourceRG by Dusty.mp4_snapshot_01.22.37_[2012.02.08_04.10.21].jpg")
>mfw stir-fried vegetables soaked in butter
>>332974247
WHAT THE HELL is that.
>>332974579
>sweet/sour
>bright red
>has a lot of juice
How the fuck is that not a fruit?
>>332974478
never thought I'd see that mentioned outside the episode
>>332974514
Amerilards are literally triggered by anything that isn't meat, extremely salty, or extremely sweet.
>>332974620
I love how they prepare the food like they have a fully equiped kitchen at hand and not a shitty camping trip travellers ass frying pan and just camp fire heating it.
>>332974473
>>332974473
Close, but
>Ketchup
Shit tier
>Mayo
God tier
>>332974193
You're gonna need some garlic butter for that shit.
>>332974625
>American cheese was designed for burgers.
And Internet Explorer was designed to browse the internet, that doesn't mean it's the best one.
>>332973540
they get confused when you do that.
easier to just remove them.
>>332974775
fuck I am an idiot
I almost said they were a plant
5 Guys > In-N-Out
>>332974834
>taking healthy greens and soiling them in butter
You are pissing me off anon.
>>332974749
Potatoes goes with everything, like onions.
You can eat them in various way, Mashed, Oven baked(the best), fried etc
And variety is the spice of life.
>>332974889
>not using Firefox, Chrome, and IE at the same time
>not using American Cheese, Cheddar, and Blue Cheese at the same time
Get out of here, skeleton.
Just give me cheese and jalapenos
>Okay tier
Lettuce, pickles
>Unappetizing tier
Tomatoes
>Absolutely disgusting tier
Onions
>captcha: food
>>332974885
Little bit of mayo on the bottom bun, little bit of garlic butter on the top one.
>>332974921
I thought the 5 Guys WERE an In-N-Out?
What is it with September releases and fucking burgers?
>>332974458
>not putting the cheese INSIDE the patty
Plebs, all of you
>>332972875
>>332974478
>>332974863
>>332974957
What's your stance on pickled vegetables and chutney, angry man?
>>332974921
i would agree if it werent that 5 guys is fucking expensive
but i work at a bar where i can just get the same quality burger for a fraction of the price
post you're chainfu
>>332972875
>not everything on your burger master race
This thread isn't American enough
>>332973540
I hate onions and pickles on my burger.
>>332974875
>It's magic, I aint got to explain shit.
Besides, they can summon swords out of thin air. I wouldn't be surprised if one of them was austistic enough to store a whole professional kitchen set in his magical pocket.
>>332975016
>doesn't like onions
I don't understand. I was raised to respect everybody's opinion regardless of my own, but god damn anon.
>>332974871
>only Americans can be picky eaters
I don't have any bait images due to being on mobile so I'll just call you a faggot, faggot.
>>332974921
Burger to burger, meal to meal? Agreed, but I prefer In-N-Out for the money. 5 Guys is too pricey by the time you spec a meal accordingly.
>>332975020
No.
>>332974921
>American "Food"
>>332975020
nope
>>332975017
Good good. Now add come sauteed onions or sauteed radishes (seriously, give the radishes a shot - australian as fuck but damn if it isn't good), and you're golden.
>>332974745
I'd love to eat your buns.
>>332974473
>ranch
kill yourself my man
>>332975023
>fucking burgers
Ew. Fucking pizzas are better. The warm tomato sauce and melted cheese wraps nicely around your meaty penis.
Burgers just have the fucking bun dissolve and lettuce and onion goes flying everywhere.
>>332975014
>jalapenos
Absolutely disgusting.
Way to kill all other taste and make a burger worthless.
Peanut butter is the only topping my burger needs.
>>332975091
Bretty gud
>>332975169
>europoor mad that he'll never have a world famous american chain burger
get bombed, kid
>>332975016
>hating onions
I will stab you.
>>332974990
Well that's true, maybe I've started to dislike them because I've had them mashed and boiled too much, but I still love them oven baked and fried.
Onions? Holy motherfucking sweet baby jesus h. christ fuck they are the fucking best thing in the universe. Garlic come close but it falls short on versatility.
Ketchupis the bestMayo is okMustard is shit
>>332975108
Texas plsstay
>>332974863
I'd like a Sal-lad. desu
>>332975192
I'll consider a small amount of onions. I do not care for radishes at all.
I normally don't want more than two or three toppings because then it starts getting confused.
>>332974121
never learned the joy of eating veggies
also they're being chased by imperials
STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY /v/
>>332974957
>Implying butter is unhealthy
Evidence for that is mixed at best. A lot of countries that eat a ton of cheeses and other animal based fats have very healthy hearts/veins. On the other hand countries that it a ton of Bread and other baked goods, especially made from wheat have heart problems.
>doesn't like jalapenos
>doesn't like onions
what the fuck is wrong with you anon. seriously, what the shit, were you born without taste buds or something? I'm seriously asking
>>332974193
onions are great for burgers though
>>332975314
>bala bla i am a fucking 12 year old
Ketchup is basically just sugar with a bit of tomatoes.
Mustard is objectively the best.
>this thread
>tfw on 1500kcal diet
>tfw already wasted 1400 on a trip to mcdonalds
>>332975314
>Mustard is shit
You fucking nigger.
>>332975314
Mein neger
>>332975016
>Tomatos
>unappetizing
>Onions
>disgusting
Child detected.
"american" food is objectively the least interesting and tasty ethnic category of cuisine after british food. why does the rest of the world do flavor so much better?
>>332975169
fuck off Mohammad
I put spinach instead of lettuce on it
>Captcha, select all images with sandwiches
>its all burgers
fuck off captcha
>>332975314
Dijon, Jerry.
>>332975016
>Disliking onions
Literally a child
>>332975398
They are but they don't go with those other ingredients.
>>332975162
>>332975190
I think you two missed the joke.
>>332975352
ACTIVATE IT
>>332975108
210 muh nigga
Seriously, eating veggies will fix your internal up. Veggies like Cabbages can cure ulcers and make you poop better.
>>332975423
>1500kcal diet
You must be really fat.
>>332975295
Raw onions are horrible
Now if you had the onions cooked with the meat...
>>332975194
>Not liking ranch
I can't believe people have such garbage palates
>>332975314
You got it backwards senpai
>>332975224
I've yet to try this. I've eaten so many burgers in so many configurations but I've always been so reluctant to try a PB Burger despite the praise they get.
I never understood the difference between fruits and vegetables
LETTUCE
ONIONS
AVOCADO
AMERICAN CHEESE
COOKED HAM SLICE
MAYO
Depends on the place where I'm getting the burger from.
Five Guys? Definitely, burgers with everything on them taste great. McDonald's? Not so much.
>>332975241
>Eurocuck
>Implying
Get fucked cunt
Straya food shits on your slop wads and wet paper you call pizzas
>>332975417
Dijon
>>332975121
Fried egg on top?
You are a GOD.
>>332975314
>Mustard
>Shit
What the hell do you put on your hotdog you tasteless faggot?
I usually don't add tomato on my burger since most of the time they put it on the fucking bottom on the burger and it just makes everything soggy and slide off.
>>332975140
IIRC it's all Noctis' doing. The crystal weapons are his magic that he lends to his retinue.
>>332975552
When it gets melty and creamy it just blends with the beef so perfectly.
>people actually, unironically, literally, honestly hating on onions
Makes me want to pull my hair out senpai
>>332975438
here's your (You)ropoor
>tfw americans will never get this
>>332975462
Might have been a good joke IF THIS WAS FUCKING 2014
>>332975169
Just because the country of origin is infamous for spray cheese and McDonalds doesn't mean it's all shit
Such blind judgements and confirmation bias are just rude
In fact, while our mass produced food's have terrible sugary ingredients, our processing plants are surprisingly clean
There was a article and chart somewhere, but I don't remember the source so my word on this is pretty worthless
>>332975490
>tfw cabbage fried in a wok
A bit of salt and pepper is all you need.
>>332975295
>>332975016
Onions are only good:
>when they're fresh and not fried / boiled (in salads for example)
>when they're onion rings served together with something meat-related
Any other kind is shit and ruins the meal
>>332975521
RAW ONION IS THE BEST, DAMN YOU
/ck/ crossboaders ww@? making grilled lambchops and roasted asparagus for dindins.
>>332975450
some people are allergic.
>>332975314
>Ketchup best
>mustard worst
What in god's fucking name
>>332975194
>hating ranch
I think you're the one that needs to consider suicide.
>>332975469
God, the calories that must be in that almost make me not want to eat it.Almost
>>332975589
Even Noctis, the faglord he is, knew to keep it on
Are burgers sandwiches?
>>332975631
I'm with you senpai, but then again you can't expect all the teenagers on /v/ to have any sense of taste.
Tell me friend, where do you stand on the whole jalapeno thing
>>332975516
1000 cal = Cal
1 kcal = 1 Cal
It's stupid I know
>>332975516
Uh, are you retarded? 1500kcal is the lowest you're supposed to go.
>>332975596
Not him but I HATE mustard in general, I always put some deliciousKETCHUPon my hotdog.
Why is ketchup only reserved for children? What? I'm not allowed to fucking have Ketchup cause I'm an adult? Fuck that logic
>not making your burgers yourself
Why? aside from convenience there is no benefit.
>>332974193
>Putting fungi on your burger
>>332975438
>rest of the world
>better
You've never had pinoy food have you? I hate dinuguan
>>332973540
It's a Japanese thing, asking for no veggies or no ketchup or whatever will just confuse the cashier.
>>332975748
of course they are. what the fuck else would they be?
hot dogs are a different story. i still say yes, but it could be argued
>>332975691
onions are in every seasoning worth mentioning that makes food taste so damn good, onions are king
>>332975650
I made that last week.
Very tasty. Best thing about American food? It's everyones food.
>>332975215
>pickled jalapenos are too hot for his beeby baby tongue to taste anything else
>>332974294
>I bet you put pineapple on your pizza as well.
It's fucking delicious you human excrement
>>332975585
Oh wow even worse. Australian food is terrible. You could at least talk shit if you were a europoor.
>sauteed mushrooms
>grilled/raw onions
>fried egg
>pepper jack cheese
>roasted red peppers
the ultimate burger
>>332975650
looks okay but it also looks like dog food so I don't know what to say
Anyone here who likes mustard should make some mustard gas since they like it so much.
Mustard is awful.
>>332975589
There are very few meals that wouldn't be improved by a fried egg with a perfectly runny yolk on top
>>332975521
>eating the onions raw
Are you some special kind of retard?
>>332975691
>>when they're onion rings served together with something meat-related
Literal child detected, I bet you think water can't have a taste too.
>>332975754
I love jalapenos man, I eat them whole sometimes it's pretty exciting and gives me a good thrill, I even have had them on my pizza because they're so great
>>332975683
If you're really lazy, just buy a bag of frozen veggies and add them to the frying pan. Hell, you can get a bag of potato pretty cheap, clean the skin, and bomb it in the microwave.
>>332974247
It's delicious, fuck off!
>>332974247
Canned beets are by and far my most hated enemy. I can't stand them.
Even the smell alone makes me want to puke.
>>332975734
calories are a meme. I'll bet you pay attention to fat percentage too.
>>332975664
This is 4chan, specifically /v/. You expect NEW jokes?
>>332975683
College days man, all I ate
>>332975826
Nigga my mushroom IS the burger.
>>332975691
>Any other kind is shit and ruins the meal
Rice+onion slightly cooked+ chicken is pretty good.
With a little bit of soja sauce.
>>332975905
thanks ahmed
I'll come try out your jimmys kebabs one day
>>332975309
Garlic can be used in nearly anything.
If you don't know what to put in a dish chances are you can shove some garlic and onions in there and it'll be a fantastic idea.
>>332975713
I'd be willing to bet that at least %90 of people who request or pick onions off their burger are not allergic.
I like the Habit. A combo meal is cheap for the quality of the burgers. Plus their mocha shakes are fucking amazing.
survey time
DO YOU LIKE ONIONS Y/N
DO YOU HAVE A <= 5.5 INCH DICK Y/N
the results will not surprise me.
>>332974458
THE "WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIN" ANON
>Bun
>Lettuce
>Tomatoes
>Grilled Onion
>Diced Jalapeno
>Patty
>Swiss cheese
>Bacon
>Patty
>Thousand Island Dressing
>Bun
>>332975954
Would you believe my mom eats a whole can of them multiple times a week? She loves them.
>>332975572
>avocado on ANYTHING
>>332975557
Fruit grows on trees, vegetables grow from land/soil.
>>332976034
No
About 5 inches before the reassignment surgery.
>>332975929
I knew you were my nigga all along
>>332975314
Unless this is what you think mustard is, your opinion is inexcusable.
>>332975726
I like ranch, but it's retarded on burgers
>eating ground beef
>>332975192
Fuck radishes
t. Australian
>>332975789
>tfw I love to put mayonnaise on my hotdog but get weird looks when I do
Other than the obvious cum joke why is putting some delicious mayo on a hotdog so frowned upon?
>>332976034
no
small penis pls don't ask exact size
>>332976095
Kek
OBJECTIVE RANKING OF ETHNIC CUISINES
GOD TIER
Indian
Thai
Vietnamese
GREAT TIER
Chinese
Italian
Greek
Mexican
GOOD TIER
Japanese
Northern European
French
SHIT TIER
English
American
Australian
>cartoon depict this as one of the worst vegetable in the world and may possibly kill you
I really fucking hate this so much. Steamed Broccoli is one of the tastiest veggies. Stirred fried it with some oil make it taste wonderful. Why the fuck would anyone make us hate something as good and tasty as Broccoli?
>>332976071
People eat bull testicles, so I'm ready to believe anything, even if I don't want to.
>>332976074
>Fruit grows on trees, vegetables grow from land/soil.
So watermelons and strawberries are vegetables now?
Do we all agree?
>>332976034
no
yes
That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it
>>332976034
Do we have to post picture proof...?
>>332974193
>>332976143
Anon this is a blue board, don't post that shameful excuse for a condiment brand here!
>>332976143
>preferring grey poupon shit
>>332976152
>Eating meat
>>332976152
Well, we can't all be lah-de-da types and eat sky beef, you fucking ponce.
>>332976235
yes
>>332976235
Right made me rage a little.
>>332976185
Fuck of Nyuga.
>>332973949
onions taste so fucking bad
I always ask for them to get removed when I order food
>>332976235
yes
>>332975923
>eating the onions raw
I eat borscht with raw scallion sometimes, tastes good man. It's also healthy.
Just brush your teeth afterwards.
>>332974875
>Grilled steak
>Boiled vegetables
It's not hard.
>>332976235
baked potatoes > fries.
>Not adding Barbeque sauce
TOP BUN
MAYO
KETCHUP
GRILLED ONION
MUSHROOM
LETTUCE
CHEESE
BEEF PATTY
MAYO
BOTTOM BUN
>>332976191
Man I have no fucking idea. Always loved it even as a kid, never understood why it got so much hate.
Brussel Sprouts on the other hand are straight-up disgusting. Worst Vegetable
>>332976034
Y
5.4
>>332976393
STOP
NIGGGAAAAAH
>>332976235
agree
same rule applies with syrup and pancakes. Just put that shit to the side, the syrup turns the pancakes soggy if you pour it on directly.
>>332976235
Yep.
Picking the right side is like putting the sauce of your sandwich on top of the bread, completely retarded unless you enjoy having saucy fingers.
>>332976270
Yeah, timestamped pic of you taking a bite out the side of a whole raw onion.
>>332976034
Yes.
No.
Just got a box of these not expecting much, but they actually taste exactly like sour cream and onion pringles for some reason.
>>332976235
>All that salt on the left
>Amerifats having in-depth conversations and hurting butts over burgers
>>332976074
lol
>>332976393
So, you basically don't enjoy food and only eat to live? What a sad existence.
>>332976185
kill yourself mon petit anon
>>332976185
every culture has good dishes.
except french, which is just decadent garbage.
>>332974579
It has seeds, nigger. It's a fruit.
>>332974514
This game will only encourage it further
>MC thinks it's cool to not eat veggies so I won't either
>tfw that smell of oven baked potatoes fills the kitchen
Why does it smell so fucking good
>>332976393
Go away Noctis
>>332973838
>tfw bf makes me amazing curry all the time
See the trick is to cook for people who don't have shit taste.
